Lands of Red and Gold Interlude #2: The Twelve Tales of Christ's Mass
This is a glimpse of how Christmas may be viewed in the future of the
Lands of Red and Gold timeline. As with other Christmas specials, this should be taken in a light-hearted vein.
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For the prevention of disorders, as have arisen in diverse places within this dominion by reason of some still observing such festivals as were superstitiously kept in other communities, to the great dishonor of God and offense of others: it is therefore ordered by my authority that whosoever shall be found observing any such day as Christmas or All Hallows' Eve or the like, either by forbearing of labor, feasting, or in any other way, every such person so offending shall pay for every such offence a fine, not exceeding six shilling, as shall be set by the court of each county.
Set this day by my hand and seal,
Martin Armstrong
Governor of New England
4 July 1697
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Taken from
The Westmoreland [Williamsburg, Virginia]
Courant
26 December 1954
CHRISTMAS TRUCE HOLDS!
With the passing of midnight, Alleghania has reason to celebrate. The old proverb has been confirmed: no news is good news. No reports of acts of terrorism have been received from anywhere in the country.
This proves a fact which many found hard to credit, including your humble commentator. The CJP [1] were sincere in their announcement of a truce. For the first time in more than a decade, they have refrained from their traditional Christmas bombing campaign...
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23 December 1962
Shrewsbury, Pembroke [Cambridge, Maryland]
Two dozen men, with varying skin tone and varying height, but all dressed in similar attire: forest green jackets and pointed caps, with chestnut pants. The traditional costume of a wassailer out to sing evening noëls [Christmas carols].
Jamet Byrne is third from the front as the group moves on to the next house. A large two-level white building, almost a mansion, with four mature chestnut trees growing in its front garden. No point going wassailing in a poor district, of course. What would they gain from that?
"This is the true spirit of Christmas," Byrne murmurs, to quiet sounds of acclamation around him. Wassailing is a grand old tradition, and part of a proper Christmas as far as he is concerned. Not like all of the new-fangled gimmicks which are celebrated these days, which are driven by traders and merchants. Scarcely Christian in most cases, and explicitly non-Christian in a few cases. Why, for the last few years, the Christmas decorations around the Shrewsbury town hall had included
chimes, of all godless things.
No, Christmas should be celebrated in the proper way, with hearty singing, drinking, gifts, and wassailing.
The wassailers reach the front of the white building, which now he sees really should be called a mansion. So much the better. With loud but marvellous harmony, the wassailers begin their performance:
"
Noë
l, noël,
noël,
noël.
Who is there that sings so: Noë
l, noël,
noël?
I am here, Father Christmas.
Welcome, my lord, Father Christmas!
Welcome to us all, both more and less!
Come near, Noë
l." [2]
The wassailers continue with the noël, describing the story of the Nativity, while Jamet hopes that the owners will come out soon. Wassailing is an exhausting task, and requires the traditional gifts of pudding and good sweet wine for the wassailers to recover from their efforts before they move on to the next house.
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17 December 1976
Offices of Wyatt & Rolfe Shipbuilding
Newport News, Virginia
Friday night a week before Christmas Eve: the perfect time for an office Christmas party, in John Thomas Rolfe's not so humble opinion. His fellow director Edmund Wyatt had disagreed, which was why he was nowhere to be found tonight, along with virtually all of the workers who were directly involved in ship construction. Those who had come to the party were the office workers: finance, office administration, sales, and manpower [personnel].
For all of that, Rolfe thought that he organised a damned fine party. Quiet music played in the background; instrumental tunes only that had a suitably festive feel if not actually Christmas songs. Gifts for everyone who came, as befit a good host: candies, chocolates, perfume. Food enough for all who came – two roast turkeys had pride of place on the table – and, most of all, alcohol. Wine, ale,
duranj [gum cider], brandy, whiskey... something for everyone, or so he hoped.
Everything seemed to be going well. Until he heard raised voices coming from the other side of the room. Very raised voices, of the kind which could only not be called shouting because it was nearly Christmas and he was feeling kind.
As he strode over, Rolfe saw there were two people involved in the argument: William Beal and Generosity Enoli. A handful of other men and women looked on, with expressions ranging from amusement to horror. But it was the two men in the middle who held his attention: short, pale, blond and muscular William looked up at tall, thin, dark and black-haired Generosity with no sign of backing down, either literally or metaphorically.
They were arguing something about the merits of the Populists. Of course, the content of their argument mattered nothing to Rolfe, only their volume. "Come on, partners, cool it down. Show some Christmas spirit."
Generosity raised an eyebrow. "What, assume that someone will show up and magically make everything right for you, rather than taking responsibility for your own actions?"
"This isn't the place to start religious arguments," Rolfe said.
"Then why did you bring it up?" Generosity said. "I don't expect you to celebrate Mamabula [3]; Rene here doesn't expect you to celebrate Passover. Why do you think we should care about the day your holy man was born?"
For the first time, Rolfe understood why Wyatt had not wanted to hold a Christmas party.
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Episode Guide: Mighty Mouse Saves Christmas [4]
Episode No. 21 (also called the first Christmas special)
First broadcast 24 December 1977
Cast:
Mighty Mouse – a mouse
El Gato – a cat
Lechien – a dog and part-time used furniture dealer
Father Christmas – an anthropomorphic personification and spirit of Christmas
Mary Christmas – a recurring pun
White Bess – a horse
Grampa Thorn – an anthropomorphic personification and head of the Child Hunt
Davey Cricket – a Hunter
Bison Bill – a Hunter
Danielle Bloom – a Hunter
Freddy Flames – a Hunter
Hopi Smith – a Hunter
Guido Folks – a man with an apparently bottomless, multidimensional toolbox
Synopsis
The episode opens in Greenland, where Father Christmas and Mary Christmas are relaxing over cups of tea, talking about how good it is that everything is ready for Yuletide. They are visited by Grampa Thorn [5] and a couple of his fellow Hunters. They have an argument about a few children who Thorn says have been naughty, but eventually Father Christmas produces his list, and says that they are good, so Thorn has to leave them alone.
After Grampa Thorn leaves, Father Christmas gets suspicious about the visit, and goes to check the rest of the ice cave. He finds that while Thorn had been distracting him, the rest of the Hunters have tunnelled inside and stolen his magic sack, which contains all of the gifts needed for the good children.
Meanwhile, unaware of this catastrophic turn of events, Mighty Mouse is preparing an ambush for El Gato. He collects an elaborate set of items in preparation: a birdbath, a clutch of feathers, a rope, quick-setting cement, a cape, and an apple pie.
The precise plan for these items is never revealed, for when El Gato is about to enter the room, Lechien stops the ambush. The Dog, whose canine hearing is unsurpassed, says that he has heard the sound of ultimate despair coming from the north. Given where it is coming from, and the season, that can only be Father Christmas who is unhappy.
Realising that something has gone wrong with Christmas, El Gato and Mighty Mouse agree to a truce until things are fixed. Since they need a quick way to get to Greenland, they call on Guido to help them [6]. Guido appears, and after hearing their problem, reaches into his toolbox, and pulls out a hyper-powered shovel.
Mighty Mouse and El Gato take it in turns to dig to dig under the house, under the city, and then under the sea. They get exhausted along the way and have to come up to Kesteven [Boston, Massachusetts] for a meal. They go back, keep digging, and come up just outside the entrance to Father Christmas's ice cave.
They find Lechien waiting for them. When they ask how he got there ahead of them, the Dog simply shrugs and says, "Atlantic Flyways."
The three of them go in to visit Father Christmas, who explains how Grampa Thorn has stolen the sack. Father Christmas tells them that they will have to retrieve the sack, and that he cannot help them since White Bess is powerless without the sack.
Mighty Mouse leads his friends down the tunnel which the Hunters used to sneak in, and find that it comes out near a walrus-covered beach, but with no way to find out where the Hunters have gone. The Mouse wants to call Guido again, but there is no mirror nearby. Eventually, El Gato realises that ice can be polished enough to act as a mirror, and so the three scrape clear a patch of ice, and smooth it until they can use it as a mirror and call on Guido again.
Guido gives them a magic carpet which he says will let them chase Grampa Thorn, although what happens when they get there is up to them. The magic carpet takes them on a wild ride around the world, showing people of a variety of nations preparing for Christmas, including children who are writing their letters, before stopping somewhere on nameless tundra covered by wandering reindeer.
The three find the entrance to Grampa Thorn's cave, whereupon Mighty Mouse, in traditional style, decides to charge right in and attack Thorn. The other two chase after him, and find Thorn inside along with five of the Hunters. Mighty Mouse does not wait any further, but starts a fight with Thorn. El Gato and Lechien need to hold off the other Hunters, leaving the Mouse to fight off Thorn and retrieve the sack. The three run back out, leaving Thorn cursing and swearing behind them, and take the carpet back to Father Christmas.
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Song list for "
It's Christmas Time", a popular Christmas album released by Yvonne [7] in 1987
- Messiah
- Feliz Navidad
- Desire of Ages
- God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen
- See the Mistletoe?
- Yuletide Hunt
- Big, Fat Father Christmas
- Glory to the King
- Hear Heaven Sing
- Coming Home for Christmas
- Three Red Candles
- Blue Wine
- Night of Nights
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24 December 1994
Université de Bourbon
Chaleurs, Louisiana [Alexandria, Louisiana]
Mid-afternoon on the eve of Noël. The sandstone buildings and courtyards of Bourbon University, so crowded with students only the day before, are nearly deserted now. Only a relative handful of students and faculty remain here, those who for one reason or another have not returned to their homes and family over the week's break.
Alix Bourque is one of those. Except for her youngest sister, none of her family would welcome her at any time. They would tolerate her attending a funeral, she muses briefly, even if a couple would be secretly hoping that she had been the guest of honour at that event.
The thought is only a passing one, though. Alix returns her focus to the immediate surroundings, which are much more pleasant. She nestles her head against Tsiyu's welcoming shoulder, leaving her long black hair to fall over his arm.
A slight breeze blows across the courtyard, carrying a sweet lemony fragrance with it. The university is set just outside the town limits of Chaleurs proper, and ringed on three sides by groves of lemon verbena [lemon myrtle]. That distinctive odour is one of the most pleasant aspects of life at Bourbon University, although the spice farmers have hardly planted the trees for the students' benefit.
Tsiyu starts to run his fingers along her shoulder in that electric touch which she knows so well. She murmurs softly in response, in that way where the words do not matter so much as the tone in which they are said.
Before his fingers or lips can move much further, though, the breeze shifts and brings a fresh set of smells with it: the odours of cooking. Frying fish, pork or some similar meat being smoked, and boiling mixtures of seafood and vegetables, with the smell of onions predominating.
She glances over at the kitchen window; fortunately, it does not mean she needs to move her head much or disturb Tsiyu's actions. "It'll be a change, celebrating Christmas properly," she says.
"How so?" he murmurs, though his fingers keep moving.
"I've missed
réveillon," Alix says. All of the students and lecturers who are still at the university are automatically invited to the long dinner-cum-party that will last past midnight and the proper arrival of Noël. A much more attractive prospect than a caustic evening with her parents and sisters, even setting aside Tsiyu's attentions.
"It happens every year," he says, bemused.
"Not everywhere," she says. "The last two years, I was at the Panipat [8]. A place to learn, like few others, but I missed Noël. They don't care about it at all there; it's just another day on the calendar."
"How odd," Tsiyu says, but a moment later he moves his lips to kiss her. Alix forgets, for the moment, about her sojourn overseas and even about the coming
réveillon feast.
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25 December 1995
Gustavsburg [Bangor, Maine]
"I do declare: I doubt I can move," Astrid Kruse said.
It had, in fact, been an excellent Christmas lunch. Just four people, but easygoing, relaxed conversation. The lunch had featured a wide variety of scrumptious food, though the goose took pride of place. The overall effect was splendid; it just meant that staying in place for the next hour or two would probably be the wisest course of action.
"Oh, no room for dessert?" Irma said.
"Not for a good long while," Astrid answered. "Digestion essential: motion non-trivial." Both of their husbands made similar comments.
Irma laughed. "Just as long as you spared room for a genu-
wine Christmas toast."
Astrid raised an eyebrow. "You mean...?"
Irma produced a bottle of wine with a flourish. A blue-tinted bottle. "Yes. The proper article. No Virginian imitation or Cali-fornication. Real Castilian blue, just for you."
Scott rose to get the glasses, but Irma managed the uncorking and pouring herself. So she should, if she'd obtained a real bottle of Castilian blue. At Christmas, anyone could find something which called itself blue wine, but a decent bouquet was another thing altogether.
Bubbles rose and sparkled within the glass as Irma passed it over. Astrid took it, and inhaled the spicy bouquet of verbena, and the promise of more to come.
Ingrid proposed the traditional toast, and they repeated it: "To Christmas and the New Year!"
The first sip of the blue delivered everything it promised: a spicy, sparkling flavour of anise and cinnamon, with a hint of lemon. Astrid could not fit any more in, yet, but that was all to the good: it would be a long, pleasant afternoon.
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25 December 1996
Reading, Berkshire
Getting up before the children is always a challenge on Christmas morning. Fortunately for Jerome Duke's sanity, getting them to sleep early on Christmas Eve is not. So he and Anne set everything out ready the night before, and only need to wake up at a suitably early hour. This is still difficult, with two boys who have internal alarm clocks more efficient than any mere human construction, and a girl who could sneak up on a werewolf.
This year, at least, something has worked properly. Jerome wakes up in the winter darkness, and quietly moves back out to the living room. He flicks on a lamp and gives everything one final check.
The Christmas fir tree is in place, with the bulkier gifts stored beneath it. By the front door, four boots have been filled with small toys and candies; four because Electra, with impeccable eight-year-old logic, argues that fairness requires that the boys and girls divide equal numbers of presents. The four-branched candelabra is in place opposite the fir tree, with four rows of three candles pointing in each cardinal direction, and the larger thirteenth candle in the centre.
The candelabra is the only task that remains undone, so he lights the candles, starting with the central candle, then the east, south and western branches, and finally the northern branch. Thank God that the children are old enough nowadays that he doesn't need to dress up in bright green and act as Father Christmas any more.
Now, he needs only to wait for the storm that will begin when the children come out.
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Taken from: "The Guide to the Perfect Christmas"
Together with the Christmas tree, the Christmas candelabra is one of the two iconic elements of a proper Christmas. In many ways, the candelabra is the more cherished of the two. A natural Christmas tree must be replaced every year, and even artificial trees are often likewise obtained anew each year. Yet a high-quality, exquisite Christmas candelabra is an artefact which will last for a lifetime.
While many elements of the modern Christmas tradition have antecedents which go back for a millennium or more, the candelabra is a relatively recent addition. Candles have been used in various Christmas roles for centuries, such as being held for nightly vigils or inclusion in an Advent wreath. But the particular use of a dedicated candle-holder is first known from southern France in the late eighteenth century, where four-candle holders were used. The number of candles increased over time, until the modern version which holds thirteen candles in total: four candles for each cardinal direction and a larger central candle.
Candelabras were first introduced into North America in Louisiana around 1820, and gradually spread to other countries. By 1890, they were well-known in Cavendia and Virginia, and were adopted in Tigeria around the turn of the century, and are now popular over the continent...
Selection of a proper candelabra is an important decision. Quality workmanship is important, as is durability, but it should not be over-decorated or elaborate. The best candelabras have an elegant simplicity to them. Height of the candelabra is equally important; it should stand within easy reach for an adult, but should never be taller than the Christmas tree.
Tradition dictates that the candelabra should be lit at the central candle, and then the branches should be lit east, south, west, then finally north. Within each branch, the closest candle to the centre must be lit first, and then the next closest, then the third. The candelabra must be lit sometime over Christmas Eve and kept alight for the following morning, with candles replaced if necessary. It is usually considered unlucky to open Christmas gifts if the candelabra is unlit.
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Taken from Intellipedia.
Christmas (Old English: Crīstesmæsse, literally "Christ's mass") is an annual celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ, generally conducted on 25 December. Commemorated as a religious and cultural holiday by billions around the globe, and a legal holiday in many nations, Christmas is celebrated throughout the Christian world, and by growing numbers of non-Christians. Although only rarely in predominantly Muslim nations, and virtually never in the Plirite world [citation needed]. However, Plirites in majority-Christian nations often celebrate Christmas as a secular holiday. Christmas is a fundamental part of the festive season.
The date of Jesus' birth is not known [discuss]. The celebration of Christmas on 25 December is first recorded in the early fourth century. Christianity adopted the date of the Roman winter solstice and linked it to ancient pre-Christian winter festivals to incorporate those of pagan faith into Christianity, and reduce the appeal of pagan holdouts. [This sentence has been tagged as offensive and flagged for removal. Refer to the discussion page.]
Celebratory customs associated with Christmas include a hodge-podge of pagan, Christian and secular themes which have been blended into the modern event [informal tone: discuss]. Popular modern holiday customs include giving or exchange of Christmas gifts and cards, Christmas music both religious and secular, special meals, church commemorations, wassailing, evening vigils, and displaying a variety of special decorations, including Christmas trees and candles, Christmas lights, religious scenes (usually of the Nativity), mistletoe, wreaths, holly and chimes. [This sentence has been locked due to repeated attempted vandalism to remove the reference to chimes. Refer to the discussion page.]
Also, several related figures are associated with bringing gifts during the Christmas season, and have their own body of traditions and lore. These figures are variously known as Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, and the Christkind. In the English-speaking world, Father Christmas is the traditional figure: an old man dressed in a bright green suit trimmed with white fur, and associated with drinking, singing and merry-making. And gifts, which he traditionally produces from a magic sack that he carries with him. The sack knows which children have been good or naughty, and will only provide gifts for the good children.
An additional mythological figure has also been associated with the negative aspects of Christmas, variously called Grampa Thorn, Krampus, or Gumphinckel. Grampa Thorn has his own body of tradition and lore, and is generally depicted as a figure who travels the countryside on Christmas Eve (or another winter night) searching for bad children, and either warning them or punishing them. In the English-speaking world, Grampa Thorn is said to play tricks or scare naughty children, or give them a useless gift such as a lump of coal. For children who have been particularly badly behaved, Grampa Thorn is said to carry them away for a year, where they have to make the gifts which next year will be given to the good children.
Due to gift-giving and associated festival aspects of Christmas, economic activity grows during the holiday season, and this is a critical sales period for the retail sector. However, this increasing trend of commercialisation is widely regarded [by whom?] as harming the religious aspects of Christmas [bias: discuss].
Name
The word "Christmas" originated as a compound meaning "Christ's mass". It is derived from the Middle English
Cristemasse, which is from Old English
Crīstesmæsse. The form "Christenmas" was also historically used, but is now considered archaic.
In addition to "Christmas", the holiday has been known by various other names throughout its history. The Anglo-Saxons referred to the feast as Midwinter, or, more rarely as Nativity. Yule (or Yuletide) was previously used to refer to the December-January period, and the name has been revived as a secular alternative to refer to the holiday season, although rarely to refer to Christmas Day itself. Noel (or Nowell or Noël) entered English in the late 14th century, derived from Old French.
Celebration
Main article: Christmas globewards [worldwide]
Christmas Day is a major festival and public holiday in many countries around the world, including some whose populations are mostly non-Christian. In some non-Christian countries, periods of former colonial rule introduced the celebration, while in others, Christian minorities or foreign cultural influences have led populations to observe the holiday. In such countries, the main secular aspects of Christmas which have been adopted include gift-giving, Christmas trees and candelabras.
Christmas celebrations around the world vary considerably, based on different cultural and national traditions. In countries with a strong Christian tradition, participating in a religious service is usually an important part of the season. Christmas, along with Easter, is the period of highest annual church attendance.
In Catholic and Orthodox countries, a range of religious processions or parades are held in the days leading up to Christmas. In Protestant and non-Christian countries, secular processions or parades featuring Father Christmas and other seasonal figures are often held.
Family reunions are an integral part of Christmas in most traditions; Christmas is usually held to be the day when dispersed families reunite. Exchange of gifts is likewise a major feature of the season, either on Christmas Day or on a nearby religiously significant day (eg 6 December, Saint Nicholas Day, is used in Tigeria).
While many non-Christian countries observe Christmas as a secular holiday, in some non-Christian countries, public celebration of Christmas is considered offensive [by whom?]. In particular, in several Plirite countries, Christmas Day is not a public holiday and public Christmas displays are stigmatised. Plirite minorities in some majority-Christian countries have adopted Christmas as a secular holiday (eg the Kogung), while in other countries, Plirite non-observation of Christmas has become a mark of cultural identity (eg the Congxie).
Also, even in some countries with a strong Christian tradition, celebration of Christmas is predominantly secular. In New England, the early colonists strongly disapproved of public celebrations of Christmas, based on religious objections. Observation of Christmas was legally forbidden, and later socially prohibited even when no longer outlawed. Recent adoption of Christmas traditions in New England has focused on the secular aspects of gift-giving and decoration, rather than religious celebrations...
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22 December 1999
Horeb [Providence, Rhode Island], Narragansett
Evening draws near, but the night is not yet come. The chill is growing, but snow has not yet fallen. The perfect time to take to the streets as Old Man Thorn, or so John Beckwith thinks.
His costume is modelled on the devil which is said to inhabit the great swamp to the south: brown fur covering his body, hoofed feet, unfurled bat wings, and clawed hands. His face is covered in a devil-mask, too, complete with fangs and forward-curving horns.
Not the most traditional form for Grampa Thorn, but it will do well, he thinks. It needs to be scary enough, but not horrific. The chains are wrapped around his wrist, to be clanked whenever children come near.
As he starts his walk through the streets, lights begin to flicker on in a few houses. Elaborate Christmas decorations, those, even if they will be better appreciated once night has truly fallen.
In the meantime, the most soothing sound is the chimes hung outside most of the houses he passes. The breeze off the bay is slight, but enough to set them ringing from time to time. A reassuring part of Christmas, as far as he is concerned. He's heard that down in Alleghania, too many people complain that they are a pagan symbol, but who cares [9]? They are part of Christmas now.
As he walks, he starts to sing the traditional song. "You'd better watch out, you'd better take care, Old Man Thorn is coming to town..."
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[1]
Congxie Jamaane Pliri, or roughly translated into in English, Congxie Homeland and Harmony.
Congxie comes from the most widespread name which that people use for themselves.
Jamaane is a Congxie word adapted from the Soninke language, which in a Congxie sense means something like "territory" or "homeland".
Pliri is from a Gunnagalic root (via the Nangu and Nuttana) which means "harmony", although in this context it is used in a largely non-religious sense to mean stability or security.
[2] This is a historical carol, with words slightly changed by the passage of allohistorical time. It was composed by Robert Smert sometime in the fifteenth century, although the real modern form has changed considerably.
[3] Mamabula, or Liberty Day, is a celebration of the day when the forefathers (and foremothers) of the Congxie revolted in Cavendia (*South Carolina/Georgia) and began their flight to freedom in the uplands. It is celebrated on the June new moon, to mark the historical use of that new moon as a sign to trigger a unified revolt.
[4] Mighty Mouse is an allohistorical cartoon character who has very little in common with the historical version. He is a small-sized, big-talking mouse who knows martial arts, and who often gets himself into trouble due to his combative attitude. (The allohistorical author based in the name in part on a pun about "mighty mouth").
His main foil is a cat named El Gato; the two often clash, although they occasionally cooperate too, as in this Christmas special. Another recurring character is Lechien (the dog), who oddly enough gets on with Mighty Mouse rather well.
[5] Grampa Thorn is the English-speaking world's version of Krampus, who hunts down naughty children. He has been incorporated into a version of the old Germanic tradition of the Wild Hunt, and has several Hunters who accompany him. Traditions differ as to the number and names of those Hunters, although there are rarely more than 12.
[6] In this cartoon, the way to call on Guido Folks is to stand in front of a mirror, say "handy man" five times in a row, and Guido will appear behind you, holding his toolbox above his head.
[7] Her full name is Yvonne Martin, but her musical career has been successful enough that she simply goes by Yvonne.
[8] In full, the Tjagarr Panipat. This is a Gunnagalic name which, literally translated, means "Place of Great Disputation".
[9] This is because chimes are an integral part of Plirite worship, being used in most of their temples. In Alleghania, some efforts have been made to adopt chimes as a Christmas symbol, to show that it is a secular holiday that is not exclusive to Christians. This has not been particularly well-received either by Christians or by the Congxie who follow Plirism. Nevertheless, the use of chimes has been publicised enough that they have been adopted in some other nations, particularly in New England, where the observation of Christmas is largely a secular affair anyway.
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Thoughts?