so pinkie and sayaka are both magical girls now and sayaka isn't dead/a witch???
my bullshit marvel "alternate reality" senses be tingling
oh hey there's toothy too!
too many GODDAMN DOORS
…and then the witch was at a tea party
uh
okay what the hell is going-
YOU
and then pinkie and sayaka and toothy all showed up with a three course fucking dinner and started feeding the witch to a singalong because naturally
and here's fucking drill hair!
and she has babby witch???
and then the witch just fucking exploded because lol
oh fuck you writers
of course it was too good not to be a dream WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS BUNNYTHING DOING THERE
AND WHY DOES PINKIE HAVE A MAGICAL GIRL RING
WHAT THE SWEET MONKEY GODZILLA FUCK IS GOING ON
oh god i forgot how fucking adorable pinkie's little brother was hnnngggg
*door flies open* SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER
the ridiculously huge bathroom returns as pinkie chats with feminist!mom about her life
"so my teacher has started talking about the end of the world in class" WELL I'M SURE THAT'S NOT FORESHADOWING AS FUCK
"also a new student is transferring"
w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wait a damn minute here
i see what's fucking going on
this is the prime timeline isn't it
I SWEAR IF YOU MAKE ME WATCH THEM ALL DIE A BILLION TIMES MORE I AM FUCKING DONE
of. fucking. course she runs out with toast in her mouth
so we get a new title sequence where pinkie is cute, toothy and sayaka are bffs (JUST LIKE IN CANON LOL) and goth chick is pfffttttt hahahahahahaha oh my god she's totally listening to linkin park in that shot
CRAWWWWWLING IIIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIN
is this just someone's fukken feelgood fanfic about how they all became best friends and fought witches and nothing absolutely awful ever happened to th-
okay wow pinkie just turned to sand for some perfectly rational reason
is this just someone's fukken feelgood fanfic about how they all became best friends and fought witches and nothing absolutely awful ever happened to th-
I'm so glad I have nothing planned tonight and don't need to get up early tomorrow.
/popcorn intensifies
I remember spinning my head around trying to figure out wtf was happening when I saw this. I was literally gibbering by the time the transformation sequences hit.