This is the most sick sadistic glee I've felt since I watched Colin Firth annihilate an expy of the Westboro Baptist Church! PM me for a link, but I warn you of ultraviolence.
okay it is profoundly disturbing to see toothy in school clothes for some reason AND WHY ISN'T SHE EATING SOMETHING
pinkie smiles cutely while THE LITERAL DEVIL rides merrily on her shoulder
toothy and sayaka get in a fight over homework and free time and magical girl duties and motherfucker this is all just too ridamndiculously adorable
"class just because the apocalypse foretold by the Mayan calendar hasn't happened yet DON'T GO THINKING WE'RE SAFE"
um
"THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING"
slow your fuckin rolls there Kane
"the second coming of Christ will occur within the next 40 years!"
i don't even know where to start here
okay scratch that how about what the fuck is up with this woman and why is she allowed near children
oh JESUS woman what the fuck are you doing to your back???
"the ending of the world might not be such a bad thing, I've had my fill of men and love and whatever"
it amazes me sometimes how this show can be so prominently feminist sometimes and then have this fucking character
it's like if you asked 4chan to write a feminist
>breaks up with her boyfriend without getting laid
>TELLS HER STUDENTS THE WORLD IS GOING TO END
"well enough about that time to introduce the transfer student!" *cough* oh boy I WONDER WHO IT COULD BE
oh my god what a surprise it's proto-goth chick aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
MARGINALLY DRAMATIC HAIR FLIIIIIIIIIIIHOLY SHIT SHE HAS A SOUL GEM WHAT
im so fucking confused
so she's a magical girl already but she hasn't met pinkie and the others yet so why would she wish to save pinkie unless this isn't the very first timeline but then why are the witches called Nightmares or is that just these shitty subs I'm working with???
SERIOUSLY THIS CITY IS BIGGER THAN MY FUCKING STUDENT DEBT
"it's only been a month since you transferred" "yeah but it feels like I've known you forever"
"and yet it feels like this month has flown by"
somebody tell the characters about condensation of time through editing NERD REFERENCES HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
"it's nice that we get to spend this time together" [SHIPPERS REJOICE]
oh hey i see green hair is still relevant AND ALSO HAS HER OWN GINORMOUS ROOM
*green hair calls kyosuke* [SHIPPERS RAGE]
"do you have any plans this Sunday?" "sorry I have to practice" translation: LoL
green hair naturally sees through this flimsy deception and takes her fury out on her poor pilloH MY GOD TENTACLES OKAY THEN
just when i thought i was out DEY PULLED ME BACK IN