The construction worker with a tendency to run over children.
Alvar (implied to have run Jae-Heon's child over lol)

It's weird, all I usually see is people who say that others have a chance to become something more grand than themselves, but I'd say going to an office after quitting that construction company, had people lose their kids, and with the fact that I seem to get into an oddity for the city of how many odd people in this office. You could say that people can do whatever they want, even if it means accidentally running over children, and speeding through so fast that you apparently break speed limits, at least I'm not dumb enough to be faster than a warp train. Either way the future here seems pretty bright, especially with the future commissions that I could get, but I'm gonna make sure it doesn't have to deal with road rollers, and I don't want to accidentally cause more children to be run over. Although recently rumors of a new group causing chaos and with some people calling it anarchy came afoot, it's probably nothing right?
 
Tubulence office description(from what I observed in their introduction to Roland and Angela)

Malkuth Reverberation (Uno)
-says maulkuth like bong bong but 1 malkuth instead of 2

Max Muscular (Song)
-buff guy that fights with his fist with a meme face

Sieghart
-codename Sarasa, 3rd member of office
-the steel determination(Color)

Emil (Quatre)
-sniper

Memento (Funf)
-guy in constant pain with a chain stuck to his forehead and has no face like his entire head is color black

Beats (Six)
-Guy with a screen for a head
-can't shoot lasers

Linette (Siete)
-Look's like Molar office's Olga but with a censored face
-developed malkuth reverb with nanobots(which is a lie said Sieghart)
-shapeshifter and constantly lies

Rat King (Octo)
-looks like the head of the Trio of Rats in the 1st invitation but has a crown on his head and is half his size
-8th member
-he looks like that because he is what Roland and Angela see/consider a rat to be

Wympe (Nio)
-Likes recruiting people to the office also uses a axe

Stock Man (Esser)
-Plays Absolute territory in first meeting

Lech (Yksitoista)
-looks like that Dr.Octopus guy from gaze office
-previous employee of T corp

Alvar (Duodecim)
-some weird uniform guy with cat ears and a hard hat
-accidentally running over people with a road roller (Kono Dio Da)

Heavy (Trinadtsat)
-"Do you think this is where they keep the anime" -Heavy first words during intro in the library
-Based on the heavy from Pootis Engage youtube video

Arabella (Fjorten)
-vampire/bloodfiend
-speaks a lot of german
-The bloodsoaked swordswoman

Nicole Teene (Piernascie)
-socially awkward smoker
-riflewoman

Sleepy (Enam)
-looks like that head of trio who got chased by Argalia and uses guns
-former Rifled Mercenaries member
 
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Oh, so Alvar was a Turbulence member. I thought at first he was Rat King because the mention of Zalak, who are rodents.
 
Not that it will still be there by the time [DA HEAVY] is done with it, but where is this prison?

Columbia is aggressively American. Like not just the megacorps, and the for profit prisons which are extremely common . Like Mama John's which started as a small doughnut chain and then expanded to every sector, major sponsor in sports festival, healthcare, and a freaking PMC.

Man wouldn't it be crazy in real life if an online book store became the ultimate online retailer, media mogul, sells you groceries, and even Health insurance.

But also the dream of Columbia where anyone can come infected or not and make a good living here. (The veracity of this a bit of a lie, but it is the heart of what Columbia is). Sometimes it works out OK like Big Bob and some fleeing Bolivar refugee in Dossoles who made it big enough in Columbia to go vacationing in Dossoles, but mostly these attempts in the dirt.

Mr. cannot (weird super knowledgeable and eldritch merchant):
And this... is Columbia, my friend.
Nothing will change, and everything makes sense. People come to Columbia with hope, create value with hope, and die with hope.
 
Man wouldn't it be crazy in real life if an online book store became the ultimate online retailer, media mogul, sells you groceries, and even Health insurance.

You joke, but Coca Cola had a case in Colombia (during 2001/2003) for suspicion of having hired hitmen to kill several syndicalists.

And let's literally not talk about Disney (with its own nuclear reactor) or about how Warner can claim things in the public domain (blatantly illegally) just because there is no one with enough money who cares enough to be able to try to counterclaim. The Corps have too much power.

I think the only reason many still don't have PMCs is because at least there is still a minimal set of laws that are enforced.
 
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I guess Alvar is mistaken for a Zalak. Also if I'm not mistaken I think he was the one who ran over Jae-Haenn's kid with the road roller. Like the classic American dream of escaping murder-
 
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Gosh Alvar's keypage and combat pages were so good, especially if combined with Angel of Ruina Office mod's Herald passive to buff evade dice.

I sure hope he wasn't near any playing children while working this new construction job.

Anyways, Mr. H and Alvar working together is quite nice. Can't wait for us to eventually reunite and add them back to the squad.
 
speaking of mr. h and kazimierz, I just used him to get through the Viviana fight in the semi-recent kazimierz major mod.
Very impressive mod, in the sense that it contains both very interesting and engaging fights (initial major, the lazurites, tola), and some of the worst fights ive ever seen (aforementioned viviana, blood knight)
 
I really do hope we eventually get to see the live Malkuth reaction to The Malkuth Reverberation. And the A's reactions as well. Those will certainly be fun scenes to see.

Praise be The Malkuth Reverberation.
 
speaking of mr. h and kazimierz, I just used him to get through the Viviana fight in the semi-recent kazimierz major mod.
Very impressive mod, in the sense that it contains both very interesting and engaging fights (initial major, the lazurites, tola), and some of the worst fights ive ever seen (aforementioned viviana, blood knight)
Ruina mods, especially CN mods, are either:
  • Incredibly well made fight with well-thought out mechanics. You have to rethink your deck, your strategy, and your pages when facing it down. You might have to rethink your entire view of Ruina fighting.
  • number gets bigger
There is no inbetween. Well, actually, it can be both, but I'm not sure if that counts.
 
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Ruina mods, especially CN mods, are either:
  • Incredibly well made fight with well-thought out mechanics. You have to rethink your deck, your strategy, and your pages when facing it down. You might have to rethink your entire view of Ruina fighting.
  • number gets bigger
There is no inbetween. Well, actually, it can be both, but I'm not sure if that counts.
Initial major was a 1-floor 5-act reception where the first three are 1v1s and the last two are 2v2s, which is relatively novel way of doing things, on top of some interesting cards. A character that spends 5% HP for +1 power when they roll if above half health, and heal on hit by the die when under half health, plus when they hit quarter HP they play pages with a single 5-9 that rerolls until it does a one-sided attack, meaning it has the amount of dice you have +1.
Tytus is all about stagger damage, with the twist that when staggering the opponent, they instead restore stagger and get slapped with a permanent -1 power; if this happens three times, they get access to a super move that basically just kills the target.
the withered and corrupted knight are all about spreading damage and stagger damage on hit, with mr hammer having a move thats essentially limbus mass attack.
the final fight is vs. Blemishine and Nearl, with blem having a ton of defensive dice, and a passive that adds a 4-4 slash to the page whenever she wins with one, and if she gets enough hits she will block the next one-sided attack and sleep the attacker. Nearl, instead of gaining light, gains Glow (as long as she has 3 light), which reduces the cost of pages instead, and can be spent by her unique pages for bonus effects. She has a super-heal even, but gets immobilized for a turn for every single person it heals.

meanwhile, viviana starts with 20(!) max light, eats your most expensive pages at the start of each scene until the total cost reaches 20, and then spams between 2 to 5 masses every single turn, ranging from dual 12-12 individuals, to 30-40 summations, to a 16-22 that deals 4x damage on hit, with the "balancing factor" being that you fully restore light each scene. yeah, as if I have the card draw to keep up with cards that big, let alone consistently beat them in the first place given she ate all my expensive cards. (1000 hp and sr btw). hence, Heavy, with his double revive and Army of One.

I wont write much about blood knight since ive already said a lot about things that aren't turbulence office, but he's easy to summarize. If you do 50 damage in a scene, you get staggered. every few scenes, he staggers someone anyway. he spawns two 80 hp/sr blood blades each scene that take half damage from masses. If they're not dead by the end of that scene, each blood blade heals for 10% of his 700 max HP. Also he gets stacking +20% damage bonus to next hit every time he takes 10 damage.
 
Everyone over at CN modcommunity is trying to one up each other by introducing harder and harder and harder bullshit that doesn't fit the game and/or breaks one of the standards or basic mechanics of the game.
it basically started with one mod with hardest fucking hell mechanics that refuses to engage with normal LoR mechanics that everyone is focusing on, and Some of modders found out about it and wants that kind of attention to so they starts to make their mods even harder. then we end up today with a arms race of Everyone thinking the most annoying and most disgusting pages you can use to *** a vanilla pages user in the ass yet keep a sliver of possibility of letting them win.
I recommend not engaging with them if you want to keep your sanity and soul
 
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That, or do what I did and download the boss key pages mod and nuke them by having them fight The Red Mist, Xiao, Roland, and The Purple Tear all at once, while God King Blockhma works his miracles using extremely op passives.

Because why use balanced stuffs to deal with mods when you can just have fun and nuke the enemy with 5 mass attacks in one turn?
 
then those people over at CN community will cry about why didn't you use the vanilla pages you should use vanilla pages Well I didn't use modded cards, oh, god, look at me, I finished the mod with no other mods installed~ I'm so good at the game~
That's why I don't interact with them anymore. Those kind of people flooded the CN community.
 
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NOOooo~ You have to do it legit! You can't just defeat my whole hard work in 5 seconds using a broken page!

Haha. Totally Accurate Furioso go Brrrrrrr.
 
I'm very tempted to xiao them tbh.

I will repeat that aside from the two i mentioned (and probably radiant knight, since she crashed my game so i didnt get a good feel for the fight), its actually pretty fun. its just those are total ass.

I'm genuinely unsure if blood knight is a worse designed boss than less easy ruina red mist. Sure that one's insanely overtuned and takes fucking forever (two! hours! with a vastly overleveled floor!), but at least it can be overpowered. blood knight just says no and doesnt die.
 
anyway, It seems like the next arc will be chaos, extreme chaos.
Then the next arc after that will be pootis extreme plus chaos.
 
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