To be fair to Rhine Labs, they do have some ethics! Namely, human experimentation is all cool so long as you start with yourself! That's how Ptilopsis ended up the way she did, with originium talking inside her head and a computer chip breaking down inside her brain.
To be doubly fair, said researcher that developed that chip was horrified that it did that to Ptilopsis, and ended up trying again using herself. Unfortunately, unlike Ptilopsis, she ended up dying for some reason or another due to said chip.
 
Oh cool, an entire faction of scientists who can call Carmen a coward!

Lets add them to the list right there below Verguilius.
 
yeah...Theres also a stock image man in the turbs so...Heavy weapons guy is really not the weirdest one in the group, and so far we have only been spenting time with the more normal side of the team.

and now, we are stepping into the ture madness of this office
 
It's pretty funny that Alvar got completely overshadowed by the reveal of Mr. H. And yeah, anyone who's confused really should watch pootis engage and pootis engage extreme. I'd say it's required watching to understand exactly how nutty things are about to get around here.
 
I mean, 100% possible Jobberton gets killed here instead of becoming the star of the funniest prison prank show in Terra, given Saria had beaten him half to death when he showed up.

Also another bit about Columbia, it has Rhine Labs, which uh... you remember how some of the Turbulence members at Rhodes were super suspicious of how generous they are and thought there was some super dark secret like them grinding up babies or whatever? That's more accurate for Rhine Labs, given how they have pretty much no morals, minus the playable cast from them except for Dorothy.
Excuse me Dorothy has done nothing wrong in her entire life. I will ignore all the terrible slander from these so called 'canon sources' and just post this instead.

View: https://www.tumblr.com/gaemms-chamois/710695692419678208/why-do-we-have-hands?source=share
 
I think Saria really did just off Jesselton though? Like just straight up killed him.

He kinda deserved it.
 
I think Saria really did just off Jesselton though? Like just straight up killed him.

He kinda deserved it.
Nah, he actually got locked up in the prison. There is even a event map where you come back and beat him up a second time when he tries to escape.
 
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i have no idea what even going on as i have very small knowledge of Ruina and AK

why does Turb mod have Heavy in it

like can some one here actually explain Turbulence office other then pile of meme smash together and then spray painted with even more meme
 
Heavy and Alvar are here! So does anyone knows what they are capable of? Like yea Heavy is strong like Song but Alvar's thing was that he worked in a company before. I think he has a roadroller or something.
 
i have no idea what even going on as i have very small knowledge of Ruina and AK

why does Turb mod have Heavy in it

like can some one here actually explain Turbulence office other then pile of meme smash together and then spray painted with even more meme
Heavy and probably other strange folk from Turb is probably from the interdimensional prison they found in the Ruins. Note this does not include the Malkuth Reverberation, given the current timeline she might've existed before the actual Malkuth became Malkuth.
 
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i have no idea what even going on as i have very small knowledge of Ruina and AK

why does Turb mod have Heavy in it

like can some one here actually explain Turbulence office other then pile of meme smash together and then spray painted with even more meme

SO, Turbulence office is a collaboration project of a lot of people to make a meme mod for the game library of ruina, as a love letter to the game and a huge fucking shitpost. basicliy everyone who worked on the project can put a charather in it, most made an OC, memes, or weirdos, but you can basicliy put anyone in.
so someone choosed TF2 heavy.
so tea fot too Heavy got in.
the mod is basicliy a huge top noch shitpost so...lol, just don't fucking think about it.
that is liteally it, it's just a fucking shitpost.
but in the context of this quest... Crack treated seriously is the best words for it.

Turbulence office: a big blob of unholy horror of memes and shitpost, in 2 serious worlds of poltitcs, deaths, nightmare fuels, and misery, just don't qusetion it and you won't have a headache.
 
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......... this now begs the question
How in the heck did heavy get to the city?
Accidentally hitched a ride with iori? Teleporter/respawner gone wrong?
.......... abberant or distortion of a tf2 fan in the city????
 
interdimensional time prison that the turb gang just opened by accident seems to be the reason, at least form what i got.
 
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...........
Well
Considering cloning is possible and there's a period of time
Either a clone of malkuth......... or iori accidentally brought a version of malkuth that was bongbongs cousin
 
Sieg can understand the Malkuth Reverberation perfectly so I expect him to understand BongBong as well.
 
malkuth malkuth malkuth malkuth, malkuth, malkuth malkuth malkuth, malkuth malkuth malkuth malkuth malkuth malkuth.
malkuth.
 
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