"...Are you fucking kidding me?" King asked and stared at Cain.
"Nope. That's the offer."
I felt like saying fuck no and walk out. Considering the shit we'd been through so far, that was saying something.
A tribe of S'it demons had moved into the tunnels beneath Houston. Nasty fuckers that you can't just shoot, either. They had to be killed with steel to the heart and we couldn't very well expect them to be polite enough to just stand still and take it from us. Fast, strong and even worse…
Smart. These things weren't just big brutes with claws. They were just as smart as your average human. Smarter maybe. They were known to put that cunning to full effect, which made them hell to fight.
And if that wasn't enough, their primary subsistence was human babies. Not that they said no to some choice bits of an adult either, like the brains and livers.
I shook my head decisively, "No offense, boss, but we are not qualified for this. This is Slayer level shit. We are good, don't get me wrong, but not that good. If we go in there, we'll get ripped to shreds."
"I know. And the Council knows. Which is why they are offering us backup, if we take the job. A Slayer and their Watcher."
I bit back a curse under my breath. Could this get any worse?
Without a soul, or not, I 'did' blow up Angel. Something told me that Buffy might not be happy with me.
Well, I'm likely to survive at least, she didn't kill humans. But if she found out about Taz… Yeah that wasn't something I particularly wanted to think about.
I frowned but nodded, "Even so. When do they get here?"
"The plane from Borneo arrive tonight, so they should be here by tomorrow." Cain answered, shrugging his shoulders. "One way or another, we need to decide quickly."
King crossed his arms, "Sorry boss. I'm out. No amount of money would be worth walking into a fucking S'it nest."
"Fifty thousand dollars."
King blinked.
"Fifty thousand?" he asked with frown.
"Each."
"...Shit." Lazarus cursed softly, "That could..." she started to say and then trailed off. I glanced at her with a small frown.
"Now I really, really don't want to do it." Princess said as he jumped up to sit on the hood of the car, "Because if they're offering that much, I doubt any of us are walking out of there alive."
Cain shook his head, "They are offering half up front, half on completion."
"Bloody hell." I cursed silently, "Boss, my highly tuned instincts are screaming trap right now. Big fucking trap with neon signs and smoke signals."
He scowled and nodded, "Yeah. It's incredibly risky, but they are clearly eager to get this done. Ten times the normal fee and slayer backup. It's something they think is Important. They may be fucking assholes, but their money is good and they are on our side."
"Ish, "I added, "Our side-ish."
"Better than the other side at least." King grumbled and frowned before he nodded, "Fine. For that much money, I'm in."
Lazarus nodded, "I'm in."
"Laz?" I asked her with a frown, "This is not a good idea."
She shook her head, "Need the money."
I frowned deeper, "Ignore the money. It doesn't matter. The money is completely irrelevant if we aren't alive to spend it."
"Sorry Saint."
Trip had been silent until now. He looked at me for a long moment before he turned to Cain, "Fifty k?"
"Hmm."
Trip grimaced and then shook his head, "Fuck. It hurts, but no. Fifty big ones could do a lot, but like Saint said, if you are dead the money don't matter."
Cain slowly nodded, "Vote is four to two. Trip, Saint... considering the job, you can walk if you like."
I hesitated.
The danger was extreme. But if they were flying in from Borneo, it was likely not Buffy. That left the demons. Big nasty things, like a cross between a xenomorph, a bear and a preying mantis. Even worse, they were way smarter than they looked.
But the Council were clearly desperate to stop them, even if they didn't count on us walking out of there again, they were willing to spend enough money to make sure we at least considered walking into a damn blender.
They also sent a slayer from across the world which meant Buffy was already busy in Sunnydale but this was still important enough to warrant Slayer level attention and the money to throw us at it. Which meant that Cain was right. This was Important, possibly cataclysmic level Important. Apocalyptic levels of important.
Besides, they had saved my hide on numerous occasions. I owed them.
Taziel?
"Dangerous, my host. But I agreed with your analysis."
"Shit," I finally cursed with grimaced, "I'm in. You stay by your partner."
That got a snort from Lazarus, "Fuck off, boyscout."
"Fuck this, I'm out. Sorry Cain, but I'm not getting eaten," Trip said and put his hands in his pockets, "Vampires and the occasional demon is one thing, but this is trying to fuck a live-wire electric fence. Not doing it."
Cain nodded, "I understand."
Trip shook his head and started to walk away before he paused and looked at us, "Sorry guys. But if you have any sense, you change your votes. Dangerous is one thing, but I have seen S'it's. This is not something anyone make it through."
I looked after him as he left. He wasn't wrong.
There was a silence after he left before Cain sighed, "Go get some rest, meet back here at six tomorrow morning."
"This is such a bad fucking idea." I groaned and turned to leave. Better get go over my gear, get something to eat and then sleep.
By the time I got close to the motel, the sun was low to the horizon and the shadows stretched out across the parking lot. Man, I have to get a car.
But first, let's get behind a locked door before the nightlife came ou... the back of my head erupted in pain and the sidewalk rushed up and punched me in the face as the world faded to black.
AN// Big thanks to Vanathor for betaing this section. Excuse me if I missed a beta note somewhere, I think I got all, but I didn't get much sleep.