A bigger hive of scum and blahblahblah.
Willy's Bar.
The outside only had a small sign but the entire place just stank of sleaze. There was a reason muggles avoided the place even if they didn't know about the real world.
The bad smell became less metaphorical once you got in through the door. Smoke, spilled beer, piss and the smell of various demons.
Business must be going good though, the place was packed with the less feral species of demons and a lot of vampires. Willy survived for two reasons.
One was that everyone liked having somewhere to drink.
Second was that nobody wanted to eat that. Even the evil and the evil dead had standards.
Willy was standing by the bar, pouring a glass of blood for a bloodsucker that took it back to the corner booth.
Fucking hell. I feel like I'm going to catch something just walking inside. Taziel, make a note will you? I need to start wearing gloves.
"No need, my host." she giggled into my ear, "You are immune to all known diseases as long as you carry my coin. All fallen can do that and I was a healing angel."
Don't make it any less icky.
"...Point. I'll remind you when we get somewhere that sells them."
I looked around and made my way over to the bar, "Whiskey." I said and leaned against it. Willy was a rat looking guy, a bit shorter than me with brown short hair combed back over his head. If you looked up 'sleazy bar owner' in the dictionary, you would not find him.
But he would be right there at 'used car salesman'.
He eyed me warily, "Got an ID, kid?"
I just looked at him in surprise, "You are actually carding me?"
"Don't look old enough, kid. Need an ID."
Huh.
"Well, I'll just have a coke then." I said with a chuckle, taking the can as he put it on the bar before I reached into my pocket and pulled out a couple of notes, "You know, I was going to beat you until information started falling out, but not selling to people underage, earned you a couple of points. So I'll give you a simple choice. Bribe or pain, up to you."
"...I'm not sure what you are on about, kid, but..."
"I'm Saint." I said and put two hundred bucks on the bar, "It's quite simple. Tell me where I can find a warlock called Telos More."
Sadly the vampire from before didn't know a single thing. Which brought me to the backup location.
"I don't know what you're talking about." He said and his eyes flicked from the money to behind me.
"You are going to regret coming here, human." A gravely voice said from behind me, "My maggots will enjoy feasting on your..."
Pulling my gun in a smooth motion I turned and jammed it beneath the chin of the scaly demon and pulled the trigger twice.
The hundred kilo demon's brains splattered in a green across the room, mostly hitting a group of vampires before the big monster dropped onto the floor, slowly dissolving into ash, fire and slime.
One of the vampires started to head for the door and I shifted my aim and pulled the trigger again, blowing out his right knee.
He dropped, screaming and clutching his knee as I stood up, surveying the demon bar, "I didn't say you could leave. Now listen up you infernal fuck heads. As of now, you are all dead. If you give me something useful enough, you may walk out of this bar."
One of the demons, a guy(I think) got up from his seat in the corner and slowly approached. He looked like a classic devil, big horns, goat legs and claws at the end of his fingers. His skins was bright red.
"Morkatos demon, my host." Taziel said as her arms wrapped around me from behind, leaning against my back with her head resting on my shoulder, a smile on her lips, "Very strong, difficult to hurt. Can only be killed my parts of his own body."
"And how would you do that human?" the demon asked with a grin, showing off a pair of admittedly impressive fangs before his arm flashed towards my throat.
I stepped into it, my hand flashing up and knocking his arm to the side, accessing the strength Taziel was supplying me with as I kicked his knee hard and to the side. He went down with a more surprised than pained yell.
Slamming down my foot on one horn, I ripped the other one free from his head with my hand, tossing it over to turn it around before slamming it deep into his head via his ear, "Something like that." I said and kicked the dead demon in the face hard enough to make it roll across the bar, "Anyone else have any objections?"
Silence.
"...You can't take us all at once." A vampire finally said from his seat, but he didn't move.
I spread my arms, "Come on then if you think you are fucking hard enough. But there is a single way you are walking out of his bar. You tell me something I want to know. Now... who wants to continue living?"
The vampire I shot in the knee kept whimpering and I sighed, walking over before I kicked him hard in the throat and he stopped making sounds, "There. Much better. Now... who wants to go first?" I asked as I looked back around the bar as I pocketed my gun.
Dead silence before a green and yellow demon with vertical eyelids slowly raised his hand. At the looks he was getting he shrugged, "Fuck you guys, I don't want to die here. My species doesn't even eat humans." he said before he looked at me and swallowed, "I know some stuff. Not where to find the warlock, but I know who does."
AN// Big thanks to -Mech- for betaing this section.