Harry And The Shipgirls: Prisoner of Shipping (A HP/KanColle Snippet Collection)

Well, the tour of the base is nice.

Poi.

Right then, a laugh threatened to burst from the teenage wizard as he just imagined how his mother might react to one, 'Hopefully someone takes pictures.'
Hopefully some of them go to work at Yokosuka…

For several minutes, Harry stood there, just enjoying the view as it was unlikely that he would be getting the chance to do so again.
More than likely he would be able to.

"These are the in-base floo systems, Harry-Chan. So that one can sent messages back and forth between them. Or, if the weather is inclement, one can use them to travel between the different buildings without ever needing to step outside. And thus, stay dry."
Those should be replaced with vanishing cabinets and owl boxes.

'Wait… fairies get paid? Who's paying them and with what?
One of life's greatest mysteries.

'I wonder what, though?' Shortly
Sentence is borked.
 
Ehren battles the demons of his past and learns about why God can be a groovy guy and that a priest is human too.
I'm not complaining and I'm not being ironic, it makes sense that she needs that to get out of her (stupid in a way) thinking.

Harry, on the other hand, once again demonstrates the Potters' luck in finding shiny things. And other interesting things too. :lol:
Pluta: At least he's not a Blood Raven, that would be a phase to find things.
I turn around and notice a certain Multiverse guard, they won't be surprised I nod my head in agreement as I imagine what if this were true then a shiver runs down my spine.
It would be bad but cool!

Which was something that caused Harry to pause in thought, 'Wait… fairies get paid? Who's paying them and with what?'
Pluta: Supreme, young Harry and who do you think? Santa Claus? He runs the charity with his company. And the payroll department in the bureaucracy of Multiversal Heaven and Purgatory is responsible for that on behalf of the Supreme, even after death the money exists.

"Nothing quite like seeing what looks like a weasel or a fox the size of one dressed in overalls, rubber gloves and boots, and a helmet with a tiny belt of tools and one small flashlight."
Sounds like something straight out of a children's cartoon, or that Disney movie Zootopia?:thonk:
 
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Pluta: At least he's not a Blood Raven, that would be a phase to find things.
I turn around and notice a certain Multiverse guard, they won't be surprised I nod my head in agreement as I imagine what if this were true then a shiver runs down my spine.

There has been speculation that the Blood Ravens are genetically descended from the Potter bloodline...

Wait a minute that one of the missing primarchs was Potter!
And I was already afraid that Magnus "He did nothing wrong" Red was their primarch.
There was an omake where Harry showed up wearing actual SM power armour modified for a human to wear. Which he claimed had been a gift to bemusement from Natsumi… oh, and a giant chicken man.

"Once fucking more, I am not a chicken, dammit! You and him are worse than that furry fuck of a brother of mine!"
 
A nice tour and the answer to an ages old mystery (Ume and Sakura have a secret for family only) all in all very sweet. (more Caramel.. good thing we already superheated my primary feed tank.) :rofl: :rofl: :D 🐺
Wait a minute that one of the missing primarchs was Potter!
And I was already afraid that Magnus "He did nothing wrong" Red was their primarch.
He's not missing... he just saw the way the Imperium trampled on the Federation he built in the early 15,000's and at first chance (particlularly seeings how they would treat his family (call them mutants and attack them) he arranged his 'death' and left for parts that the Imperium never covered with his multi million part family and friends... (they should reach the third Galaxy over and to the left any century now)
 
Eventually the three pulled apart, smiles on their faces. For a few moments, Harry stood there looking at the Twins before glancing at the desk for the Base Commander. A desk that had his name on a plaque for it.

Great snip, HL! Loved the Twins being all doki and sneaky!

Chewing his lips some as he thought, he turned towards the amused former Hitobashira and cleared his throat, "Can I…?"

Unable to help themselves, Ume and Sakura giggled as they nodded, "Hai, you can sit at the desk… Base Commander."

Lightly blushing at that, Harry still grinned some as he made his way around the desk. His fingertips lightly brushed against the top of the desk, smooth, polished dark wood under them. Finally, the teen reached the chair and pulled it back before, slowly, sitting down in it and pushing it back in. Letting out a breath, Harry had an awed look on his face as he glanced around, "Wow…"

Blushes on their faces as they felt a sense of… completeness at that moment, the Twins smiled back some, "Hai, wow indeed, Harry-Chan."

Ahh yes! I do suspect that they plan to have Base Commander Potter sitting at their desks... frequently. (As a side note, the Yardmaster of HMANB Summer has a very nice set of office furnishings waiting for him too~)

For just a few moments, they had the image of their heads of a much older Harry in that seat in a JMSDF uniform, greeting the two. Due to being alone, the two made their way around the desk to where he was seated. Then, they slowly eased themselves into his lap, his arms going around their waists as they leaned in, their own arms gently wrapping around his shoulders. Soon enough, said arms began to move in other ways as they kissed…

Meanwhile, in reality, Harry blinked at how the two former Hitobashira were blushing deeply, steam coming from their ears as they seemed deep in thought. Not to mention how they were getting looks of amusement from the adults, 'Poi?'

Naughty, girls! So very super ultra-lewdly naughty! /Regina & Shinano'd

I see they do have plans to 'take dictation' with the Base Commander. Frequently. And their brother and sisters-in-law all know what they're thinking....

However, he then shook that off before leaning back in the leather chair, which was extremely comfortable. Enough so that Harry considered if he could sleep in it before shrugging that thought off and running his hand along the polished wood of the desk.

You won't just be sleeping in that chair, poor boy. They clearly plan to give it and you (and your desk) a workout in due time.

Of course, that was when a thought struck the teen and he looked up, "Ume-Chan? Sakura-Chan? What will happen to the furniture here if you do manage to leave the buildings behind?"

It took a second or two for the Twins to break free of their day dream before they jumped some, "A-ah, what? The furniture?" When Harry nodded, they relaxed a little, though they had some disappointment on their faces, "The furniture will stay in our rigging once we dismiss it and allow the buildings to stay in place for the most part. It will be much easier for the JMSDF to make upgrades to the facilities at that point… though we can always re-summon the furniture in question."

Well that's very convenient! Clearly, they are going to keep this for their base/home/office. Just be sure to give Desk-kun here the phone number of the De Breuil Desk's support group for traumatized furnishings.

Considering that, Harry leaned back and caused the Twins to blush and they briefly imagined an older Harry in the same pose, "Upgrades, huh? Such as upgrading the telephones, electrical infrastructure, satellite, and the like?"

Ume answered for them both as they softly smiled, "Hai, among other things, Harry-Chan. There is a lot of work, but they're going to get started soon." A giggle then escaped her and her sister, which made Harry glance at them before she smiled, "Sorry, it is just that one of those that the JMSDF will be hiring is a group of Itachi and Osaki who are very good at retrofitting old buildings with new wiring without damaging the walls."

A chuckle escaping him, Akiyama nodded as he stroked his beard with a small grin, "Indeed, they use their animal forms to climb inside the walls and do work laying down new wire and the like." Once more, he chuckled as he shook his head, "Nothing quite like seeing what looks like a weasel or a fox the size of one dressed in overalls, rubber gloves and boots, and a helmet with a tiny belt of tools and one small flashlight."

Hah, that makes a lot of sense, and will be very very popular when the SoS falls. Also, the JMSDF is happy since even getting 1940s buildings to 2010s spec is cheap at the cost compared to building them from scratch.

Right then, a laugh threatened to burst from the teenage wizard as he just imagined how his mother might react to one, 'Hopefully someone takes pictures.'

Cure SUPER NAGAMON moment!

From the corner of his eye, Harry spotted something hung up on the wall and blinked before slowly standing. Making his way over, he tilted his head at the sight of a map of the entire island in front of him. Even as he examined it, Charlotte came up beside him and smiled, "Impressive, isn't it?"

Glancing at her, Harry nodded some, "It really is." Turning back, he examined the caldera in detail with part of him noting one valley that was marked off, though not for what it was marked off for, "I mean, I always knew that it was big, but this… really puts it into perspective." He then turned towards the Twins, who were blushing for reasons that they did not quite understand due to him closely examining the map, and tilted his head, "How big is the caldera anyways?"

Simply coming up to him, one on either side, Ume and Sakura turned their gazes to the map themselves, "The water portion of the caldera is nine kilometers by seven with the caldera itself being twelve by fourteen. The max depth is about one thousand feet.

This was a very nice piece of worldbuilding. That valley is planned as your new home here, Harry. And yes, that makes perfect sense and is a very big caldera.

Aki-Kun got in contact with a Tanuki who is a volcanologist to look over the island and he found some charred wood in some volcanic deposits here."

Sakura pointed at one of the valleys on the map, "According to him, the eruption was a VEI 7 about sixty thousand years ago. The base itself sits on top of a volcanic dome that last erupted forty thousand years ago." Then, she pointed at a spot off to the side, "Eruptions after that happened here at a cone that is under the water here. We think that it is erupting now, but it will take decades before it reaches the surface."

Rubbing his chin, the teenage wizard slowly nodded, "Huh, that's actually pretty neat."

Yeah, VEI 7 would do it. That's well up there. And that's the volcano that will eventually expand the island, I do believe.

He then pointed at the passage between the inner portion of the caldera and the outer, "What about here? I mean, it looks pretty wide…"

Lightly smiling, Ume nodded, "The channel is about six hundred meters wide, and two hundred meters deep with the cliffs plummeting down under the water. The volcanologist believes that it was carved during the last ice age from a pre-existing valley."

Yeah, that'sa good sized channel and will be useful for the JMSDF's needs. Makes sense, and probably the VEI 7 eruption massively expanded it with a pyroclastic flow or the like that blasted it much wider.

Only nodding, Harry turned his attention from the map to the window beside it. Due to both the height of the office as well as how said building sat higher on the gentle slope than most of the base, he could see most of it from the office. Slowly, he unlatched the window and opened it so that he could better see, and what was there took his breath away as he could see most of the base in front of him. From the barracks to the dockyard. Leaning against the windowsill, the breeze ruffled his hair as he looked out over the base. For several minutes, Harry stood there, just enjoying the view as it was unlikely that he would be getting the chance to do so again.

Upon feeling soft, smooth hands slide onto his own, he turned and smiled at Ume and Sakura who softly smiled back, the two leaning against him as all three turned to look out the window.

This was a wonderfully sweet moment. And the Twins are super-happy as one of their dreams gets crossed off the bucket list here.

Finally, however, the Twins turned back towards him with a thoughtful look, "Would you like for us to show you around?"

Chuckles escaping from him, the teenage wizard winked at them as his lips curled into a grin, "Well, I am Base Commander, right? Be sad if I didn't know my way around my own base." Granted, he then blinked a little as both girls went red in the face and were unable to look him in the eye, 'Was it something that I said?'

Yes, it was something you said. Two thirsty twin girls' thoughts went to some very naughty places about 'being commanded' to help a certain young man 'find his way around them' with a little 'show and tell' exploration of the features....

Aki-kun is of course totally amused and stockpiling more ammo for later teasing.

Before he could ask, however, the two gently tugged him away from the window and began guiding him out of the room, though not without saying goodbye to an extremely amused Charlotte. As the two guided him and the others, Harry took note of the various things that he could see and hear. One of the rooms in the Administration Office had a number of people, humans and Yokai, working at old fashioned typewriters. As he watched, one of the men took a sheet of typewriter paper and tapped it, with the paper folding into a crane. One that then flew off to somewhere else in the building to whoever it was sent to.

Neat setup,a nd this is similar to the office that Delilah worked at for MACUSA when she wasn't in the field.

In another room, there was a row of fireplaces which made Harry blinked some. When he looked at them, Ume and Sakura smiled some, "These are the in-base floo systems, Harry-Chan. So that one can sent messages back and forth between them. Or, if the weather is inclement, one can use them to travel between the different buildings without ever needing to step outside. And thus, stay dry."

Even as they watched, one of the fires flared up and an Italian looking man stumbled out before catching himself. Shaking his head, the man patted himself down some, "Never going to get used to this magic bullshit fire thing…" When he noticed the group, he blinked and chuckled weakly, "Uh, pardon my French."

Giggles escaping them, the Twins shook their head, "Your French has been pardoned, Tony."

Winking, the man just grinned and laughed some himself before heading off to wherever his destination was in the building, "Thanks!"

Heh. Again, makes sense. Zammy, of course, totally loved MACUSA's Floo Network.

Not long afterwards found them entering another room in the back, one that caused Harry as well as Akiyama and his wives to pause some. The room had wooden panels for the walls, squishy armchairs of various sizes as well as polished wooden tables. As well, there was banker's lamps at various spots around, and in particular to either side of a teller with a door nearby. But it was not that which caused them to pause, but rather the teller behind the metal bars.

Mainly due to said teller being a ghostly Tsuchigumo wearing a green eyeshade that stuck out just above his eyes as he worked.

Just barely biting back a fit of the giggles at the expressions on their brother's, his wives', and Harry's faces, the Twins bowed to the Tsuchigumo, "Good day, Takahiro-San."

Blinking, the Tsuchigumo, now identified as Takahiro, turned to them and nodded as he clacked his fangs, "Ah! A good day to you as well, Ume-Sama, Sakura-Sama."

Heh, that would be a boggle and a half. A spider yokai accountant!

Noting the people behind the Twins, he gave a chuckle, "I take it that you are showing them around?"

Once more, the two bowed towards Takahiro with smiles, "Hai, we wish to show them the accounting area, if possible?"

At the gesture to go ahead, Ume and Sakura walked over to the door and gently pushed it open, revealing that the inside had a number of people at various tables and desks doing work on accounting for the entire base. Some of them were discussing resources on the base while others were talking about pay and the like. Which was something that caused Harry to pause in thought, 'Wait… fairies get paid? Who's paying them and with what?'

However, after a moment, he shook his head and decided not to ask for his own sanity.

Yeah, some things Harry is not meant to know.

Meanwhile, Akiyama tilted his head some, "I must admit, Onee-Samas, I was not expecting to see a Tsuchigumo here as an accountant."

Upon his sisters answering him, his eyebrows shot up as they smiled, "Takahiro is actually the Head of the Accounting Department, Aki-Kun. He has a very good head for numbers as a matter of fact and was one of those whom we had no issue with coming back as he only involved himself in the business of the base on the accounting side and not wanting to be involved in anything else…" Their expressions fell a little, "He had, apparently, a Jorogumo wife and daughter, thus this allowed for them to stay safe."

Making a note to look them up to see if he could find anything, Akiyama only nodded, "I see."

Up to you if Miho and Misaki Fujii are his granddaughters (Miho and Misaki's fathers were Reserve Guards, but it's very possible that their mother was Takahiro's daughter). I'm totally good with that, or anything else you do with this plot thread.

Less than two minutes later after heading down some stairs found Harry's eyebrows shooting up at the sight that met him. Before him was what looked like a massive, cast iron vault door like one would expect from a bank. As he watched, Ume and Sakura produced two large keys from somewhere before walking up to the locks and inserting the keys. The two then turned them, producing clicks as the locks disengaged. With that done, they then turned the main wheel in various directions before pausing as there were more clicks, at which point they pulled it open revealing the inside of the vault.

Well now! What DO we have here?

Jaw dropping at the various security boxes, and the stack of gold and silver bullion that was reached the ceiling, the teenage turned to the amused Twins, "Is this for real?"

Giggles coming from them, Ume and Sakura nodded, "Hai, Harry-Chan, this is very, very real. This is the main bank vault for the base and operates on both needing two keys turned at the same time, but also combination and time locks. The keys are enchanted so that only the head Accountant and his assistant… who whoever is in charge of the base and his second, can use them to open it. The vault is also enchanted against fire and various forms of break ins." They gestured at the walls with a slight nod, "It should be mentioned that the vault itself is inside two foot thick of reinforced, enchanted concrete with a further eighteen inches of Battleship steel."

Pausing for a moment, Hina's eyes widened, "Wait… does that mean that the inside here is the actual vault? The original"

Both Twins smiled at that, "Hai, the vault survived the destruction of the base as did what was inside. Unfortunately, the rest of the Administration building and clock tower buried it under debris when they collapsed on top of it."

Holy shit....

Well Potter Luck strikes again. I do suspect that Treasure Ship Shinano (or Treasure Ships Miitake, Ishikari, and Denryuu) are about to get an urgent tasking. And Ooyodo is going to be laughing like the Joker again.

Makes sense that the vault survived but was lost. Although the Twins obviously knew about it....

With a glance at them, which got a nod, Harry slowly made his way inside the vault looking at what was there in front of him. Taking one of the bits of bullion, he held it in his hand and shook his head some, "The Japanese Mint will be happy at least, I guess…"

British Understatement. They will be breaking out the good sake again, kiddo, once a team scrambles to inventory, handle and transport this windfall.

Lips twitching, Sakura walked up to one of the safety deposit boxes and produced a key which she used to unlock it, "Not just gold, Harry-Chan…" Opening it, she reached in and pulled out a sapphire that was the size of her fist, "There is more in here than that…"

Very slowly, Akiyama took the sapphire into his hands and examined it, "It was one of the great mysteries at the end of the war. Where Kamo had hid much of the treasure available to the Ministry. It was one that he took with him to the grave, despite many interogations. And now…" Raising the sapphire to the light, he shook his head, "I believe that we now know."

Well, this will make Ms. Oda from the IHA very happy when the report passes her desk and a certain minor mystery is cleared up. So yes, it's all the Japanese government's property that is getting returned.

A slight frown on her face, Ume looked around, "Though there are some odd items here as well." Upon seeing the looks, she walked over to two wooden, dust covered crates in the corner and opened them. Reaching in, she pulled out what looked like a partial human skull, browned with great age, with what looked like heavy brow ridges, "Such as these two crates having a number of human bones, old ones for some odd reason." With a slight shrug, the former Hitobashira had a confused look on her face, "They came in on a ship that came here from China, with the No-Majborn Captain wishing for them to be kept here, but… his ship was later torpedoed and sank with all hands, and so they were left here."

Eyebrows furrowing, the lone teenage wizard frowned as something about what he was seeing and hearing poked at something, 'I wonder what, though?' Shortly

Holy shit again!! They're the Peking Man bones that vanished in 1941! Tokyo U's anthropology department is going to joygasm since they are literally priceless in understanding Homo erectus in Asia!

Not long after, Ume and Sakura were watching as Akiyama was looking through what looked like a journal alongside his wives and Harry. On the cover of said journal was what looked like a gold lily.

Hmm, interesting. I don't get the reference here, but I confess curiosity. Kamo's papers?

However, the Twins were interested in something else and moved through the vault until they reached one security deposit box which they opened to reveal it with gold. Glancing at each other, and then the others, the two removed the gold and then lifted up the false bottom…

Revealing what looked like three fist sized gemstones laying there, one black and covered with veins of a beige crust and the other two were of a white coloration, with a dark crust. Gently, Ume lifted the white one up before examining it, and then she looked at her sister, '{So they are still here…}'

With a slow nod, Sakura nodded some, '{Hai… the Mineral Stones and Immature Philosopher's Stones that were produced in the island's alchemical labratory…}' Looking at the white gemstone, she sighed a little bit, '{A shame that we do not know how to make the mature versions…}'

Frown on her face, her sister shook her head a little, '{No, perhaps it is for the better as can you imagine Kamo with one?}' Both of them shuddered and Ume looked back at the stone in her hand, '{While one cannot not be immortal… the immature ones can extend one's lifespan. Or turn iron into silver…}'

Oh MY. Well of course Kamo would be looking at this...

Yet again, they glanced at their little brother and his wives, in particular Hina, the human one before looking at Harry. Sharing a look, they looked at the Mineral Stone in thought, with Sakura nodding, '{Meanwhile, this one can transform semi-precious gems into precious ones. Garnets into rubies, or quartz into diamond…}'

Yeah, they plan to hook up their loves here. Good for them!

(Oh yes, this will be a useful backstop for the Potters).

Hum escaping from her, Ume had a thoughtful look on her face, '{And there is no record of them having existed upon our island as Kamo wanted their existence kept secret to the highest of levels..}'

They looked at each other for several long moments, and then at the others before slipping the immature Philosopher's Stones and the Mineral Stone into their sleeves. When they brought their hands out, the Stones were nowhere to be seen. Sharing a small smile and nod, they replaced the false bottom and put the security deposit box back, locking it. Then, they turned towards their family and the boy that they cared about greatly, walking towards them while humming some.

Heh, sneaky sneaky girls. Making plans to help their family out, and what the JMSDF doens't know, it can't worry about.

...dammit Harry :facepalm: So innocently lewd.

So very very lewd....

At some point, maybe after the war, someone is going to have to write a book on shipgirl psychology so that people can know what metaphors are and are not lewd when dealing with them.

Yeah, I'm sure something like that is going on. Also tsukumogami psychology as well, which Draco might want to read up on to interpret the signals being sent his way.

It's quite enjoyable. You and Sunhawk did an excellent job, and Father Jacques is a great character that I could see talking shop with Schild at some point (She's officially Catholic, but has... mixed in a few other things.).

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Also, I am learning so much, since I am actually an atheist, myself, with the number of church services I've attended being countable on one hand.

Thank you! Fr. Jacques is Sunhawk's creation and mostly his writing too. I can see him talkign shop to Schild Gottes once they meet and helping her with her wounds (it's his calling).


It really does fit rabbit extremely well as her theme (along side Within Temptation's Faster)
 
"Once fucking more, I am not a chicken, dammit! You and him are worse than that furry fuck of a brother of mine!"
Pluta: Boss should I kill him?
Not yet, but if he starts making a mess you can massacre him.
Pluta salutes in Polish: Tajes!

I would believe that this is a reference to "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device," a cracky parody series based on Warhammer 40,000.

Not crazy, just a true story that really happened and not some books and codexs from GW. What they write is heresy. :lol:
 
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A. N. -- The other half of a ButterDagger's confession. Prior snip here. Again, much gratitude for @LordSunhawk co-writing this with me.

Induite Vos Arma Dei (II)

Enroute to Castle Moulbaix, Belgium

Tuesday, November 25th, 2014


7 ​But we have this treasure in jars of clay to show that this all-surpassing power is from God and not from us. 8 ​We are hard pressed on every side, but not crushed; perplexed, but not in despair; 9 ​persecuted, but not abandoned; struck down, but not destroyed. 10 ​We always carry around in our body the death of Jesus, so that the life of Jesus may also be revealed in our body. 11 ​For we who are alive are always being given over to death for Jesus' sake, so that his life may also be revealed in our mortal body. 12 ​So then, death is at work in us, but life is at work in you.

13 ​It is written: "I believed; therefore I have spoken." Since we have that same spirit of faith, we also believe and therefore speak, 14 ​because we know that the one who raised the Lord Jesus from the dead will also raise us with Jesus and present us with you to himself. 15 ​All this is for your benefit, so that the grace that is reaching more and more people may cause thanksgiving to overflow to the glory of God.

16 ​Therefore we do not lose heart. Though outwardly we are wasting away, yet inwardly we are being renewed day by day. 17 ​For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all. 18 ​So we fix our eyes not on what is seen, but on what is unseen, since what is seen is temporary, but what is unseen is eternal.
-- 2 Corinthians 4:7-18



Finally Ehren found her voice as she turned onto the Rue du Chasteler. "Claire! How could you bet on… on… on… MY FIRST KISS! WITH DRACO!!" Said voice was cracking quite badly, as was her cool mask.

Claire giggled teasingly. "Simple! I just talked to Aunt Jackie and put part of my allowance in as a deposit!"

The good father simply smiled beatifically. Butter would not melt in his mouth, based on his expression, and sweetness and light surrounded him in a pure aura of innocence.

Claire then smiled smugly at the saint occupying the back seat. "So, what date did you put your money on, Father Jacques?"

"I admit that I placed my bet on the Yule Ball as well when Ms Fox inquired if I would pitch in." he said placidly.

The piano sighed dreamily with a joy-filled smile. "Ehren was so happy sitting in Draco's lap and smooching him. I could see that even though I was playing piano on the other side of the dance floor. And had drunk my own share of Paulaner Doppelbock as well."

"Claire!!" A certain crimson-faced Prussian wailed when this fresh betrayal registered upon the release of the good sisterly blackmail material to the Inquisition. "I... I can't! I gave my word! What Draco and Johnston and Niobe and Cleo have is so right and pure and wond--" She started to list off the reasons that she had to deny her attraction to Draco and his Fleet when she was suddenly interrupted before the Ehren Express' locomotive could properly leave her train station en-route to Guiltsville once more.

"Yes, and?" the priest interrupted smoothly, leaving the dagger speechless and open mouthed again as the armor-piercing question landed with devastating effect.

"You are worthy of happiness, Ehren. You are loved, you deserve love, you deserve happiness. Granted, enjoying God's beautiful creation on this lovely winter day is one form of happiness. But you, Ehren, must stop thinking yourself unworthy of love, undeserving of happiness. You have only begun your journey through God's wonderful creation, and will go places and see things that I shall never see. But our God is one of love, our God is one of joy. He wants what is best for you, not to punish you, not to see you punish yourself. The only way to be unworthy of God's love is to choose to reject His love. The far more important question, of course, that you should answer in your heart, is if young Master Malfoy is worthy of the great heart that beats within your own chest." With that parting shot to the heart, he leaned back in the sinfully comfortable upholstery.

Ehren winced and shrank into herself as she took the next turn on autopilot. "Cousin Draco is a Hero Of Legend. He is brave, strong, clever, honorable, and compassionate to me… me! He's worthy to wield me in war and peace. But---"

"But me no buts, Fräulein du Chasteler." Father Jacques said crisply, in a voice that had quelled many a young sailor in his years afloat. "If you asked him to describe you, what words would he use?" He smiled slightly. "I do believe they would be 'she's so brave, clever, strong, honorable, and compassionate', since that, my dear child, is what I and all who know and love you would say. Nothing about Master Malfoy leads me to believe he is such a poor deluded fool as to disagree with me, eh?"

Ehren shook her head, words spilling from her lips in an unguarded stream of consciousness as her first tears began to trickle down her cheeks. "He trusts me! More than I can trust myself! I don't know what he sees in me! He… he and Niobe have seen me at my worst, when I was reliving Verdun and lost control of Grendel--"

Father Jacques stifled a smile, remembering watching a certain dagger before her morning coffee to blood ratio reached critical mass. 'I've seen you at your wurst, Ehren,' he thought, but he knew that now was not the time for humor, not when the dam had finally broken and the ice had cracked to release the spring flood.

Claire was also silent, letting her sister do what was required for her solo vocal soprano aria written for this trio piece scored for dagger, priest and piano.

Ehren slammed the brakes once the car passed the gate at the end of the driveway to the castle. Without thinking she set the parking brake and took several deep breaths.

The dagger screwed up her face and then asked the car in the voice of a hurting little girl at the end of her rope. "Why does he trust me so!? ME!! A person who was so tempted to drag him away from Johnston and Niobe to make him mine at the party!"

"Now I may be retired now, my dear, but I've been at sea for much of my life, and have had the honor and privilege of getting to know many shipgirls." The old priest smiled benignly. "Ships at sea are quite understanding when two members of the same task force sail detached for a time. Miss Connie was quite amusing in her observations in that regard. And, I hasten to add, the Congregation for the Doctrine of Faith has been debating this issue, and several dispensations have been issued permitting the formation of 'fleets', hrmmm?" He drummed his fingers on his cassock. "So tell me, my child, would two cruisers and a battleship… I mean destroyer, my mistake, the lack of sleeves always throws my ship identification off these days, truly object to expanding their formation?"

Claire leaned over and hugged her sister. The piano took the chance to put the manual transmission into neutral, since Ehren was standing on the clutch and brake and in no shape to drive despite her death grip on the wheel.

Ehren shook her head jerkily, tears falling like rain. She babbled out distressed words. "Someone like me will damage what they have. Hurt them! I'm selfish, I-- I--- desire to claim---"

"Perhaps, but perhaps you should allow them the courtesy and grace to make that decision for themselves, rather than making it for them. And Ehren, you are not 'selfish', nor are you unworthy, nor are you the sort to harm those you love. Rather you harm yourself. And that, my child, is equally a sin in the eyes of our Lord and Savior. He wishes for you to be happy, to know the fullness of happiness and love. God is Love. And He loved you so much that he sent his only begotten Son to save you on the Cross of redemption." His voice rang with the iron of conviction and Faith, the old priest speaking from that deep wellspring of Faith.

Ehren's face froze, tears trickling down from her cheeks as she wept uncontrollably.

Then she suddenly threw the driver's door open, jumped out, and bolted down the snow-covered driveway toward Castle Moulbaix like the Hounds of Hell were nipping at her heels.

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Claire shook her head as she watched her sister's flight take her around the bend in the driveway. The piano sighed and spoke in a compassionate tone. "She took your advice better than I expected, Father. Not good at all, but better than I feared. Poor Ehren."

"I think she reacted precisely as I expected her to, actually. Perhaps now she can start to heal, now that these wounds have been cleansed." He said with equanimity.



"Would you be so kind as to help an old man up the drive, my dear child?"

"You don't want me to drive us the rest of the way?" The piano muttered with a pout. "Nobody lets me drive Mother's car!"

Fr Jacques grinned, suddenly looking like a schoolboy once more. "Ahhh, but my dear, have you actually gotten your license yet? What would your mother say if I were to encourage you to drive her car without her in it? After all, I have been reliably informed that I am not allowed to teach any of you youngsters any of my bad habits behind the wheel."

Claire grinned happily when she slid over to the driver's seat, ignoring the still-open door and still-set emergency brake. "I'll get you there, Father!"

With a grinding sound, Claire slammed the car back into gear and floored the gas.

"In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum benedicta to in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus. Sancta Maria mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen. BRAKES!!"

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Author's Note: For those of us not Catholic or up on our Latin, Father Jacques was saying the Ave Maria prayer in Church Latin after calling upon the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit:
Ávē Marī́a, grā́tiā plḗna,
Dóminus tḗcum.
Benedícta tū in muliéribus,
et benedíctus frū́ctus véntris túī, Iḗsūs.[14]
Sā́ncta Marī́a, Mā́ter Déī,
ṓrā prō nṓbīs peccātṓribus,
nunc et in hṓrā mórtis nóstrae. Āmēn.
Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
 
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Clear leaned over and hugged her sister.
"Mou, the autocorrupt turned Claire into Clear."
"She took you advice better than I expected, Father.
Your.
"In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti, Ave Maria, gratia plena, Dominus tecum benedicta to in mulieribus, et benedictus fructus ventris tui, Jesus. Sancta Maria mater Dei, ora pro nobis peccatoribus, nunc et in hora mortis nostrae. Amen. BRAKES!!"
And in English, that is?

Hoo boy, Fr Jacques knows just how to bypass a Prussain Butterdagger's arguments.

And of course, he encourages Leadfoot Claire to sin a little!
 
Honestly, what would happen if Ehren wound up spouting all of this garbage that she's "unworthy of Draco's love because she's a selfish, disgusting, wretched, NAZI DAGGER who would simply take him for herself (just like Pansy would)" TO DRACO AND HIS GIRLS?
 
"Mou, the autocorrupt turned Claire into Clear."

Autocorrupt is now decorrupted.

And in English, that is?

Added the Author's Note with the translation. (It's the Hail Mary prayer in Latin since Fr. Jacques was wondering if he'd be reporting Upstairs before reaching Moulbaix.)

Hoo boy, Fr Jacques knows just how to bypass a Prussain Butterdagger's arguments.

He's very good at the 'saving souls' part of the calling. He also knows Ehren well enough to land his verbal shots with devastating effect. As Sunhawk said to me after writing this 'Connie would be proud with his accuracy and hits through the armor belt'.

Now it won't be immediate, oh no, but he's knocked some things loose and given Ehren a lot to think about and internalize. This will have an effect down the road.

And of course, he encourages Leadfoot Claire to sin a little!

No, he just asked her what her mother would think. He really had no clue why Claire wasn't driving. Key words: HAD NO CLUE. :lol:
 
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So many lovely posts!

And such lewd installations. :ogles:

"Sorry, it is just that one of those that the JMSDF will be hiring is a group of Itachi and Osaki who are very good at retrofitting old buildings with new wiring without damaging the walls."

Are youkai immune to asbestos?

"Nothing quite like seeing what looks like a weasel or a fox the size of one dressed in overalls, rubber gloves and boots, and a helmet with a tiny belt of tools and one small flashlight."

...IamamanIdonotsquee. IamamanIdonotsquee. IamamanIdonot-

"Squeeeeeee!"

...dammit.
 
I think good Father is old enough without Claire's driving depriving him of even more years of his life.

Indeed he is.

As the old joke says, the person through the Gates of Heaven first in the car crash is the Middle Eastern taxi driver because he made so many passengers find religion when he was behind the wheel. This also applies to pianos in cars.
 
Reaching in, she pulled out what looked like a partial human skull, browned with great age, with what looked like heavy brow ridges, "Such as these two crates having a number of human bones, old ones for some odd reason.
THE REMAINS OF PEKING MAN in their vaults?!?
Well, I never saw THAT coming - I should have, given how often Lost treasures seem to appear around Harry and Co...

Oh, and I'm Calling it: The Twins first kids are gonna be conceived in that Office.
 
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