Harry And The Shipgirls: Prisoner of Shipping (A HP/KanColle Snippet Collection)

So, do Naka's crew members help out when she's managing her idol business? Because I can envision a bunch of ghosts in naval uniforms trying their best to be directors, technical support, janitors, etc. Either that, or they provide security from rats and smaller pests in fairy form.
 
Either/or.

Let's face it, rides around on a broomstick, brews potions, shoots spells through a focusing medium, and steals everything that's not nailed down? Yeah, Marisa is totally based on a Potter.
We have seen that ZUN here its a regular in some Youkai pubs. Odds that he DID met possibly one of those Youkai that either knew or were descended of Ian Potter. The tale of Ian and his antics alone would have inspired in a level the character......Although ZUN certainly didn't include for decency the more raunchier parts of the character in Marisa lest.....nuff said.
 
Oi, Harder, there's only one emotion that could have that sort of effect on your boilers!

Yer in love, Harder.
Harder: I'm what?
And As Yet, the pair seem to not have figured out how they feel about each other... Are we going to have a repeat of the Taylor/Amy thing from Mauling Snarks here - as in everyone else knows there an item EXCEPT Harder and Naka?
"Dense lovers are a very real thing-" Dammit, HDT Taylor, get back in your own universe and stop breaking the fourth wall!
Frankly, I just find the idea hilarious. Like I said, you could have it where the two of them wake up one day and come to realize that, yes, they've been acting like they have been in a relationship for years now.
Looks like someone's hard at work saving Saga.
Ah, so Naka does know of the Zombieland group!
:p

Now, imagine, if you will she meets them for a contract at her studio and the girls freak out because the fact that they're zombies comes out... and then Naka shrugs it off and tells them it doesn't bother her in the slightest. Which is when either Kotaro or Saki snark at her about that fact. And one of them asks why as well...

Which is when the Hone-Onna band comes up to speak with her, and when they leave, the Jorogumo Idol arrives in spider form and talks with Naka for a moment, then when she leaves and before she can answer, one of the other Yokai in their normal forms does the same.
So, are there any janitor closets at Naka's studio?

Because that might have a chance of helping Naka and Harder get past their oblivousness.
Of course there is.
For the love of - *sigh* I hope it doesn't take one of them getting nearly sunk before they realize what everyone else has been seeing for some time...
Probably not, as I said, chances are that it would happen a few years down the road when they realize that fact.
Either that or YASEN!-Baka should get involved and buy her sister something naughty to wear and then steal all her other pajamas. Then, next time Harder stays over...yeah...:D
Which will likely lead to Naka using Harder's clothes for sleepwear with both just shrugging at it.
It's all fun and music for Naka until a band shows up that has a bassist that's a perfect stereotype for the Rule #2 and has a bass with 15 year old strings that never got changed, a drummer that can never keep a tempo, a guitarist that has an ego bigger than Yamato's shells and a singer that's more narcissistic than Narcissus himself. Then she'd feel what Admirals would feel when dealing with rowdy shipgirls.

It'd get so bad that Naka would probably make a rule to make sure that bands practice their songs before even entering the studio.
Actually, Naka has had people like that show up, I just haven't shown it.
I'd bet that Naka would become good friends with Glenn Fricker when it comes to the issue of Auto Tune.
Naka: Depends, I mean, Double Rainbow was hilarious and meme-worthy...
But Harder has diesel engines! So there's got to be another reason! (Spoiler: there isn't) *Amused Destroyer Leader*
In that case, Only LOVE can get your pistons pumping THAT much... Harder.
:lol:
So, do Naka's crew members help out when she's managing her idol business? Because I can envision a bunch of ghosts in naval uniforms trying their best to be directors, technical support, janitors, etc. Either that, or they provide security from rats and smaller pests in fairy form.
Her fairies probably have helped out with odd things around the place to be honest, though she asks for volunteers mostly, which they do because they're bored and the like...

Also, sailors being able to watch pretty young women.
Right, time for a bit of headcanon.

I honestly feel like at some point, ZUN met a member of the Potter family, and decided to base Marisa's kleptomaniac tendencies on them.
Arashi or the unnamed Japanese clan who built Kiri?
Either/or.

Let's face it, rides around on a broomstick, brews potions, shoots spells through a focusing medium, and steals everything that's not nailed down? Yeah, Marisa is totally based on a Potter.
It is not impossible for there to be a witch cousin of Harry's running around...
We have seen that ZUN here its a regular in some Youkai pubs. Odds that he DID met possibly one of those Youkai that either knew or were descended of Ian Potter. The tale of Ian and his antics alone would have inspired in a level the character......Although ZUN certainly didn't include for decency the more raunchier parts of the character in Marisa lest.....nuff said.
Well, I mean... Marisa did steal the Precious Thing, so...
 
Coming out of it, the Submarine blinked as some of her engineers were muttering at the pressure in her lines climbing too high. Which was something that made her shake her head a little in confusion about it as it didn't make much sense.
For being on land in Japan, Harder's certainly doing a fine job cruising up an Egyptian river...
 
If she needs business help, she can go find Setgirl Hiryu. Toshiro Mifune will be glad to lend his name and advice.
We might want to bring them back in. Especially as Nagato more or less officially adopted set-Shipgirl Nagato. Something about one duuuumb mofo of a junior officer who physically manhandled/assaulted a flag officer, in a time of war, thinking she was the decoy/doppleganger. And mouthed off at her as well.

Nope, that was Vice Admiral Nagato, shipgirl Battleship, you just assaulted, and trash talked to her face. Her set-shipgirl self was behind you.

Oh, and did it in front of Hoppou & Harry too.

You kinda wonder. Did he go find a sharp object to end things, or did he wait for the gavel to come down....?
 
We might want to bring them back in. Especially as Nagato more or less officially adopted set-Shipgirl Nagato. Something about one duuuumb mofo of a junior officer who physically manhandled/assaulted a flag officer, in a time of war, thinking she was the decoy/doppleganger. And mouthed off at her as well.

Nope, that was Vice Admiral Nagato, shipgirl Battleship, you just assaulted, and trash talked to her face. Her set-shipgirl self was behind you.

Oh, and did it in front of Hoppou & Harry too.

You kinda wonder. Did he go find a sharp object to end things, or did he wait for the gavel to come down....?
I remember that, do you happen to have any idea where to start looking to re-read it as opposed to "the first thread ... somewhere?"
 
"Alice can have it back when I'm dead." Dammit, mahoutsukai-baka, get off my keyboard and back in Gensokyo!
That ain't happening...
For being on land in Japan, Harder's certainly doing a fine job cruising up an Egyptian river...
Harder's Navigation Officer: "Hey. Hey hey hey. Hey." (Translated: "Listen. If you think you can do better? You try.")
I think I'm doing well. I'm keeping a steady course and waiting for Taylor to realize why she likes my hugs so much.
:lol:
 
Sun streamed in through past the curtains and into the room illuminating it in a soft amount of light. Chest rising and falling gently, Fubuki slept with a small smile on her face. A smile that grew as her eyes fluttered open and she looked around. As per usual, Kana's body was under hers with the Battleship deep in her own slumber. And on either side of her was Yuudachi and Mutsuki, with Kisaragi behind her sister and spooning said Destroyer.

That, however, was not what was making the "Mother of the Modern Destroyer" smile.

As a matter of fact, what was making Fubuki smile was the fact that she and the other shipgirls were not alone in the bed. In fact, each of the children that they had taken guardianship were also cuddled up to them under the cool sheets. Kasumi, for example, was currently curled up between Fubuki's and Yuudachi's legs, while Fu-Chan was laying on top of Fubuki herself. Slowly, and careful not to wake anyone, Fubuki reached up and gently patted Fu-Chan between the ears which got her a soft mumble as said ears twitched.

But besides that, everyone continued to sleep on. Yes, the presence of the children in the bed meant that there had been no "Fun" the night before. After all, one could claim many things about Fubuki, but "Irresponsible" was not one of them. Hence, the most that happened was kisses and cuddles that got exchanged and that was about it on the part of the shipgirls. Though, considering things, Fubuki suspected some fun might happen in the shower later.

However, that would be later, and right now? As of this second in time there was nowhere else that she wanted to be. There was a part of Fubuki that wished that this moment could continue on forever. No war to fight in or to threaten their lives. Just her and her family laying in bed on a lazy and sunny summer's day. And that was how she saw them, each of them. To her, they were her family, pure and simple.

Yes, she knew that she would never replace the parents of the orphans, and frankly she would feel like slugging someone who claimed such. But, inwardly at least, she had come to see them as her children, each and everyone of them. There was a part of Fubuki, deep down, that was rather amused that despite her claims otherwise... she was a parent now. Each child she would treat as her own and if anyone threatened them? She would utterly destroy them and have no mercy.

Laying there, Fubuki thought back to when she had that realization. Something that happened as a whole during the last legs of the convoy when she had heard, through the wizarding wireless in her radio room, the broadcast of what turned out to be the Tokyo Magical Diet's death rattle. And she was not alone in her reactions to that bit of information as the other Japanese shipgirls, who had all gotten their own Wizarding Wireless sets, all had similar reactions. Then came in the reports of the wireless of various bits of fighting that occurred. Nothing serious, thankfully, but there was still reports of Aurors from the now defunct Tokyo Diet as well as other wizards from there attacking people or groups. Hearing that, right then, Fubuki had nearly frozen.

Never before had she ever wanted to abandon her duty, to race ahead of the convoy and leave it without her.

To rush back to Yokosuka at full speed just to make sure that none of the children that she had taken under her wing were harmed and that each were safe. It had taken every bit of her self-control not to do exactly that. Yet, she had not felt ashamed that she thought that, that she was seriously considering abandoning the convoy. Still, it had taken a few moments, but she stiffened her resolve as she had to be there for Mutsuki and the others. They looked like they wanted to break with the escort around the convoy as well. Instead, she stayed and became their rock.

At the same time, however? Fubuki promised the worst retribution to anyone involved if any of the children under her protection had been harmed. If any were, she would not care if Amaterasu-no-Oomikami appeared before her and told her to stay her hand, she would ignore it and kill each of those involved. In brutal fashion at that. Much to her grim amusement, her crew were somewhat disturbed by her imagining one such case if any of her children were harmed.

Due, mostly, to the idea of taking one of her oxygen torpedoes, activating the engine, and slowly shoving it the rear end first into the mouth of a wizard or witch who harmed the children.

However, much to her relief as well as that of her crew, none of them were harmed and the fighting died out fairly quickly. Much more quickly than she would have thought and even the news of one of those who had been leading the aggressive faction literally losing his head only made her nod. Seeing them standing there at the ramp cheering and waving to their guardians, including her, had made all tension leave her. Rushing up the ramp and dismissing her rigging, the first thing she did was gather them into hugs and tell them that she was glad to see that they were alright.

It had been amusing to note that Daichi and Yoshi were both embarrassed by this, but she did not care. And it did not escape her notice that both boys, while somewhat flustered, enjoyed the affection from her and the others. Standing up, and picking Fu-Chan as well as Natsuki in her arms, Fubuki had let out a relieved sigh. And as she looked at the others, she came to a realization in that moment.

Somehow... she, Fubuki, nameship of her class... had become a parent.

For some odd reason, that did not bother her too much. Quite the opposite as a matter of fact, it made her smile and tear up a little. And the maternal warmth in her chest only made her boilers ache, but in a good way. At the same time, she also swore that if she was going to be a parent, then she would be the best one that she could be, or at least hope to be such.

Once they had given their report to the Admiral with her fairies watching over the kids, Fubuki had taken Yuudachi aside to talk with them. With a blush on her cheeks, she told them what she had realized. Just as she finished, the others had shared a look and shaken their heads before their next words made her blink...

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Eyebrow raised, Yuudachi gave her a look of amusement and snorted, "We knew that already, Poi."

Blinking, Fubuki looked at each of the others to find that they were nodding as well, which made her stare, "Wait, wait... you knew? Already?"

Softly smiling, Kana hummed as she held her hands in front of her, "Hai, Fubuki-Senpai, we knew that you saw them as your children." Shifting a bit with a blush on her cheeks, her smile grew warmer, "It... was good to see."

Running her hand through her hair, the first Modern Destroyer could only shake her head, "I'm not quite sure what to say." Pausing for a moment, she frowned in thought, "But... why didn't you say anything?"

Just walking up to her, Mutsuki had cupped her cheek and smiled, "Because it was something that you needed to figure out yourself, Fubuki-Chan. If we had told you, would you have believed it?" At the headshake from Fubuki, she smiled, "Exactly." Moments later, her fellow Destroyer kissed her, with both of them leaning into the kiss for a few seconds. Pulling back, Mutsuki hummed happily, "And it was amazing to see you act like a parent."

Grin on her face, Yuudachi practically skipped over and threw her arms around her fellow Destroyer's neck, "It really was, Poi. And funny too, since you didn't realize it!" Giggling, she grinned a bit before kissing Fubuki, and doing so
hard with at least one wandering hand. When she pulled back, both of them had somewhat swollen lips, though the "Nightmare of Solomon" had an even bigger grin as she waggled her eyebrows, "And seeing you act like a parent is, like, super hot, Poi. Whether it is you acting like a Kaa-San or an Otou-San, both good. Gets my boilers all hot and running."

Arms crossed, Kisaragi nodded a little even as she watched Fubuki flush at what Yuudachi had just admitted to, "She has a point you know, it is pretty hot. Seriously, I had to hold myself back from jumping you."

Placing her face in her hands, Fubuki only groaned, "Not you too..." Then, pulling her hand back, she looked in the direction of where the children were, "Still... I only hope not to mess this up."

Gently, the only Battleship in their group smiled and placed her hand on the Destroyer's shoulder, "I wouldn't worry much, Senpai. You do a great job already and before you realized it. So I can't see you not doing so now."

Only sighing, Fubuki turned and gave her Battleship a kiss, "Thank you..."


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In the present, the Destroyer felt her lips twitch a bit as Fu-Chan's ears flicked a bit. After all, it was an adorable sight to her. As well, it was one that she felt like she could never get tired of.

Of course, that brought her mind back to the night before...

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Yawning a little, the Kitsune rubbed her eyes some, which made Fubuki smile down at her, "A little tired, Fu-Chan?"

Lightly blushing, Fu-Chan looked away and would not meet her eyes, "Hai, Fubuki-San, I, um..." Scuffing her shoe into the ground, she looked up at the young woman who had rescued her from the man that was a tormentor, "I couldn't sleep well last night."

Frowning, the Destroyer crouched down a little to meet her eyes, "You couldn't sleep well?" At the shake of the head, Fubuki's voice became gentle, "Why? Were you scared?"

Once more, Fu-Chan looked away, "Um, no... I wasn't scared. B-but I was really excited. Because today you were going to come home at least. A-and that you were okay."

Much to her surprise, Fubuki gently kissed the top of her head and pulled back with a smile, "I see, though I am sorry that because of me, you didn't get much sleep."

Yawning some, Daichi stretched and gave a shrug, "Well, we were all excited. Besides, we made sure that the house is super clean and everything."

Rapidly nodding, Ayame nodded as she took Mutsuki's hand, "Hai! Daichi-Nii-Chan helped out lots! And so did Yoshi-Nii-Chan! Both of them got up high and moved heavy stuff so that we could make it all squeaky clean!"

Both boys blushed at that and the smiles that they got, blushes that increased as Yuudachi gave both their heads a ruffle, "Good job, Poi. We're proud of you."

That got nods as the two nearly teenage males looked away with the Sarugami shrugging, "Yeah, well... it's sort of our job being the strongest. And it wasn't that big of a deal."

Amused, Fubuki was about to comment on that when she noticed that Fu-Chan gave another yawn. Softly smiling, she picked up the Kitsune and then her close with the Kitsune's head laying against her chest, "There we go, don't want you tripping."

Happily humming, the young Yokai nodded before snuggling into the Destroyer's chest, "Mmm... Fubuki-San? Is it alright if I..."

Gently, Fubuki placed a kiss on her forehead, "Hai, go ahead and get some sleep, I'll carry you home."

Somewhat to her amusement, it was not just Fu-Chan that decided that they needed a nap as Akane and Ayame also decided to take a nap in Mutsuki's arms while Kasumi was on top of Yuudachi's shoulders. Kana, meanwhile, simply carried Yomi with the squirrel Yokai pillowed against her chest. The others simply took hands and the like or walked beside them as they headed home.

When they got home, however, Fubuki and the others got to cooking dinner with some elk steaks that they brought from Canada. Though they did note, when opening the fridge, that there was a chocolate cake. Surprised, Fubuki and the others turned to the children and found them shuffling. Natsuki cleared her throat and blushed some, "Um... we knew that you were coming home. So we asked if Takao-Nee-San could help us bake you a cake. We hope that we did a good job..."

Looking at the cake, Fubuki and the others noted that on top of the chocolate icing, which was uneven, was white icing spelling out 'Welcome home'. A soft smile came to their faces and they thanked the children. When they had some, they found that it had been slightly burned at the bottom. And, sure enough, the icing was uneven.

It was also the best chocolate cake that they had ever had in their opinion as well.


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Closing her eyes, Fubuki just smiled happily as she laid back, completely content and happy with her family, both girlfriends and her children, around her.
 
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Well, it's nice to see Fubiki is growing up, and accepting that she has gone full Mom boat.

It's a good thing you are the OP Kaiju-san.
I'm gonna leave it at that.

Dah Kitty is confused-ed-ed....
 
Okay... All the feedwater in Boiler 3 just crystallized. Fortunately, that boiler was already wrecked by that feelpedo from the last Doki snippet, so there's no new damage.
 
I am conflicted, Destroyers are not for Lewding, but the Kaiju has the Destroyers Lewding each other. Also critical hit to cognition, feels barrage continuing.
 
Okay... All the feedwater in Boiler 3 just crystallized. Fortunately, that boiler was already wrecked by that feelpedo from the last Doki snippet, so there's no new damage.
Ooyodo just contacted me. She says that your reading habits have increased the money needed for spare parts by 10%, and the time spent patching you up is affecting the yard rotations. She's demanding that you attend desensitization training. Classes start at 1400, on Friday. Don't be late.
 
I am conflicted, Destroyers are not for Lewding, but the Kaiju has the Destroyers Lewding each other. Also critical hit to cognition, feels barrage continuing.
One: Offscreen Lewds are safe Lewds.
Two: These destroyers are all the same age and well within most all countries' Romeo and Juliet age brackets for each other.
 
Ooyodo just contacted me. She says that your reading habits have increased the money needed for spare parts by 10%, and the time spent patching you up is affecting the yard rotations. She's demanding that you attend desensitization training. Classes start at 1400, on Friday. Don't be late.
Oh, hey, Nagato's on the attendance list... *Dreamily Sighing Destroyer Leader* Na~ga~to~
 
One: Offscreen Lewds are safe Lewds.
Two: These destroyers are all the same age and well within most all countries' Romeo and Juliet age brackets for each other.
And for that matter, have been summoned for ten or more years, for the most part. Even if they were 10 or 12 mentally when summoned, they're definitely not 10 or 12 any more.
...remind me, did the Kaiju ever give a hard ratio for physical aging of shipgirls, beyond 'much slower than humans until physical maturity?' I remember that coming up early in the first thread, but it's not been revisited since.

Oh, hey, Nagato's on the attendance list... *Dreamily Sighing Destroyer Leader* Na~ga~to~
At this point, she's just doing remedial lessons. She was fine right up until Hoppou accidentally cloned herself, but it seems like Grumpy Cat Daughter was too much for her.
 
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