They do when they've had Geth stregthening their immune system for the past year or so.Vanigo said:
"Indeed! I was once the Principle of Bullshit! My Bullshit was transcendent!"Dirtnap said:God dammit Autocthon.
"Steven Selias, Terra News Now. Mr. Autocthon, do you consider yourself to be the foremost designer of things made up of, and I quote, 'Bullshit Magic'?"
Happerry said:"Mister Autocthon, Batarian State News. Is it true that you can make invisible teleporting dreadnaughts, and if it is true how much would we have to pay you to get some?"
Draconas said:You were quoted as describing thousand-forged dragons as "not worth the term weapon of mass destruction". Our viewers want to know, what do you consider worth that term?
Aleph said:"... um... hello, Mr Autochthon. You are one of Commander Shepard's more mysterious advisors; and appear knowledgeable about technology, if your assertion there is anything to go by. Likewise, you don't resemble any Councel-known race we know of, and there are rumours you know something of the alleged Reaper threat. So, uh, what is your opinion of the technology base the Council has at its disposal, and is it sufficient to combat the Reapers if such a conflict becomes inescapable?
Ultra Sonic 007 said:"Autochthon, Montana Jones of the Galactic Archeological Journal. Your name, from the standpoint of humanity's ancient Greek mythos, suggests that you 'arose from the earth'...essentially, you are one who spawned into existence from 'somewhere', which is likely given your apparent powers and otherworldly appearance. So what is the planet or realm that you are an autochthon of?"
Robo Jesus said:"Yes, Autochthon was it? I'm sure many of our viewers would be delighted to know at the moment, how exactly did you appear out of thin air like that? Oh, and who and what exactly are you? We have next to nothing regarding yourself, and I'm sure our viewers would be interested in knowing more about what in the hell is going on at the moment."
Endymion said:"Mr. Cthon, who was that woman and who is that adorable little girl on your shoulder?"
Kairuf said:Mr. Autocthon why do some of our sources in the SA mutter "goddamnit Autocthon" before attempting to explain parts of the battle of Eden Prime?
The silver eye narrows. Gold plates shift down. "Oh, I don't know? What would a certain other being say about allegations she's nothing but an overcompensating obsessive compulsive hypocrite with a thing for Daddy? Next question?"Requiem_Jeer said:"Autocthon" This reporter seemed kind of zoned out, utterly pathetic and monotone in his query. "What do you say to allegations that you are nothing but a pathetic crippled retard who couldn't make a universe without it exploding into fragments of pure failure?"
The eye snaps open. "Oh! So thaaaaat's where they went? I see. Hm. Wonder where the one who looked like Shepard went."Kairuf said:Mr. Cthon do you have reason for the the similarity of your arrival here to the arrival of terrorists who held a local food court hostage until Commander Shepard could arrive on the scene?
The iris narrows. "Ah hm. Huh. Hah. No."The Bushranger said:"Sir, do you know of duplication technology capable of reproducing a fully adult person instantaneously, and has any such technology been used on Commander Shepard or any of her relatives?"
TenMoreMiles said:Mr. Cthon! Is it true that you are involved with the recent disappearances of dead bodies from the local morgues?
"Yeah," Kamilla says, "Mama hates him, too."Durabys said:"Mr. Autochthon? Octavian Parsus from the Legioni Magazine, Turian Hierarchy, again. We got a very short and uninformative answer from Commander Shepard on this question so I will repeat it. Our edior-in-chief got today morning, just after Commander Shepard announced a press release, a text only e-mail from someone calling him- or herself 'The Dragon'. This person says he, or she, is a great fan of Commander Shepard and you. The letter contains lewd references, is somehow contradictory on itself, even though our best linguists are tearing their scales out to pinpoint which are the logically false statements, but there is also the interesting part saying that Commander Shepards predecessors and specifically you, and I quote, 'are responsible for mutiliating half of my people, and unmaking the other half' and you also being said to be part of this 'people' group at one time and also the one who created and dispersed these 'Exaltion' 'bullshit magic' artifacts that made it all possible. Please, can you confirm or deny and elaborate on this, Mr. Autochthon?"
Giygas said:"Mr Autocthon! Rumors say that the reapers were created by your cancer! Assuming the rumors are true, can you give us some pointers to kill living cybernetic Cancermonsters? It is obviously an absolutely hypothetical question: there isn't any laboratory that was conquered by a mutant cybernetic culture of HeLa Cells. Absolutely none. And they never belonged to any Human Terrorist Organization. Especially not Cerberus."
Mortifer said:"Mr Autobot, what is your opinion on the human movie and/or cartoon 'Transformers.'?"
horngeek said:"GREAT MAKER, Eternally Inquisitive Reporter. Can you comment at all on your trip back to Creation might mean for Deus Machina?"
The other reporters look somewhat oddly at the silver-skinned woman with a wide grin on her face.
Noooooo not at allllllll /dripping sarcasm.Aasharu said:
Heh, I never worry about people stealing ideas. I'll worry once they try stealing other things. Like my heart. As I really kind of need that little organ to live.StormFury213 said:
It was not conquered! That would imply that there was any resistance. People simply understood the natural order of things.HioH said:
I am now curious as to how would Creation look if She Who Lives In Her Name never existed to begin with.Scya said:It was not conquered! That would imply that there was any resistance. People simply understood the natural order of things.
"Mr. Autochthon. Legioni Magazine again. Before we will have to investigate these new shocking developments on Elysium a final question. Is it a correct assumption that this 'Dragon' character is related to you, the young lady Kamilla next to you and her mother and that this being is as powerful, or more, as you, Kamilla or her mother?"GreggHL said:..snippet..
"Yeah," Kamilla says, "Mama hates him, too."
"I thought your mother doesn't hate anyone."
"'cept for him."
..snippet..
Autochthon's iris blinks. "How do they even know about these things? I think the Design being frayed may have broken the fourth wall a bit." The iris spirals open. "Calling us related would be simplistic at best. Think of it more like a social group. With a lot of [REDACTED]." The eye turns down to Kamilla. "Would they even know about your mother? I don't think so. Anyway! Two more questions!"Durabys said:"Mr. Autochthon. Legioni Magazine again. Before we will have to investigate these new shocking developments on Elysium a final question. Is it a correct assumption that this 'Dragon' character is related to you, the young lady Kamilla next to you and her mother and that this being is as powerful, or more, as you, Kamilla or her mother?"
StormFury213 said:"Miss Tali Jack Daniels from Omega News Network is it true that you have to repeatedly slap Autochton whenever he gets a bad idea?"
Requiem_Jeer said:"Autocthon, is it true that a cosmically large wind is even now scouring clean entire planets due to your actions and arrival here?"
OOC: Eh. GreggHL? Everything I wrote in that interview could be assumed from what you, Tali and Shepard said in these interview before.GreggHL said:Autochthon's iris blinks. "How do they even know about these things? I think the Design being frayed may have broken the fourth wall a bit." The iris spirals open. "Calling us related would be simplistic at best. Think of it more like a social group. With a lot of [REDACTED]." The eye turns down to Kamilla. "Would they even know about your mother? I don't think so. Anyway! Two more questions!
"Weeeeeee~ell it wasn't invisible, it was stealthy. I mean, I had my optic camouflage on it, so it didn't have it's own stealth system. Just mine!" She clicks her mandibles. "Yes! You, the one covered in sweat!"Happerry said:"Mister Autocthon, do you have any response to the rumors that the Citadel is being redesigned to turn into a giant anti reaper robot piloted by the council?" The Reporter pauses. "Ah, to late. Well, Cecey, would you know who the student who can make Invisible Flying Dreadnaughts is?"
Lucus Casius said:"Miss Cecay, you..." He blinks, glancing from his notes to the stage. He stands still in complete shock for a moment, and when he finally continues, he's shaking. "Spider. Spider. Spider. WHY ARE YOU A SPIDER? WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS? WHY?"
The Bushranger said:"Miss Cecay, how do you cope with Miss Tali'Zora coming after you repeatedly with a Thresher Maw-sized can of Black Flag?"
Gamerex27 said:"Miss Cecay, Mr. Cthon had cancer until recently, correct? How would a being- a "god"-have such a disease? How was it cured? Would there be ways we could apply his treatment methods to ordinary medical practices?"
Scya said:Miss Cecay how are you standing on the issues of humanoid positive discrimination that is running rampart in the galaxy with the Elcor and Hannar as the token non humanoid ones among the powerful?
Cornuthaum said:"Kero Selin, Home Defense Hardware! speaking. Miss Cecay, if one may enquire, what exactly are you an enterpreneur of? Furthermore, as rumors link you with multivariant field modifications during the Battle of Eden Prime, are you available for consulting work?"
SightedJT said:Miss cecay, what would you say is your favourite type of things to make?
And what equipment do you use to craft things with?
For comparison purposes
No, this is very strictly an omake for various reasons.Marsdome_Valkyrie said:
SpacePaladin said:"Yes, Aliece Naradin, Thessia Chronicles. What the hell just happened?"