Cubicles, Kal thinks. They're called Cubicles. Square little roofless rooms with an open door. Walls decorated with pictures, art, personal touches. Desks with scrolls and paper, notes and pens. Chairs, drawers, desks. Cubicles.
Made out of material which hums with Essence. Made of metal that gives off heat, gives off energy. Jade. Some lined with a gold that is more gold than gold. Some with silver that flows. Some with others. Outside the windows on one side, he can see the spires of Yu Shan from the flying office building that he is inside.
All of them, stretching out into an infinite horizon, filled with beings of every shape, color, number of limbs, and things which he is still trying to put to words. Kal'Reegar tilts his head and stares at the infinite cubicle farm of the Bureau of Destiny, standing in front of Iron Siaka and May Blossom.
They stand at the corner of a block of cubicles. Across the immaculate wooden gap, another man waves back, holding a cup of tea. Tall, human, white and blue hair pulled back into a long braid, he sips his tea and leans against his cubicle wall. Screams echo from somewhere in the distance, a long legged chicken man stomping towards them.
"Traveler! Traveler! You're not done with your paperwork!"
"That's Traveler on Countless Roads," May Blossom says, pointing at the tea-sipping young man. He waves back and winks at May Blossom. "Watch this."
The chicken thing stomps past, walking right past Traveller. The young man turns, sipping his tea and waving. "So," he says, "I'm gonna go find a pub. Anyone want to come, and by 'anyone' I mean 'May Blossom'?"
The pants wearing chicken thing, a large beak open in perpetual angry scream, stomps by them again. "Traveler! You can't just skip out on work like this!"
Underneath his helmet, Kal blinks. The light over his mouth glows steady in response to his open jaw. "Wait, how doesn't he see him? He's walking right past him."
"If they think they're more important than you, they don't see you," Traveler says with a shrug, "He's new. Is he new?" He glances over to Siaka. "So, what, is he the new guy? Because he sounds new."
The chicken man god stomps past again. Shrugging, Kal steps out and walks after it. "Excuse me! Excuse me, sir!"
The three others Sidereals exchange a glance. May Blossom nods. "No what are you doing," Traveler whispers.
The chicken god comes to a skidding halt. Talons dig into the wood floor, carving up splinters. A massive wing knocks against a cubicle wall, and red eyes center on Kal. "Who are you?"
Heels click together. An unfolded hand taps against the faceplate. "Kal'Reegar, Migrant Fleet Marines. Chosen of Journeys. Can I ask what the problem is, sir?" Behind him, Traveler shuffles out from his cubicle. He makes it three steps before Siaka seizes him by the windpipe.
"Oh wait," the god chicken coons, "I should've rephrased that. I meant, 'Who are you, and why should I give a shit?'"
Siaka smiles. It is not a pleasant smile. It is a smile that holds promise for something that is to come. "Hold on there," Kal says, hands up, taking a step back, "I was just offering to help you find the guy. What was his name, Traveler?"
The caw from the god is deafening, cracking Kal's faceplate and making the other Sidereals cover their ears. It stamps its foot and brings its might wing down upon Kal. But.
But.
But Kal'Reegar has been in many conflicts. He has been in many battles. He has faced down Geth, Reapers, aliens, demons. He has boarded ships, he has held lines. He has proven himself as a warrior, a soldier, and more. Kal'Reegar knows battle.
He knows the signs. He knows the portents. So used to the hem and haw of violence, has he finally realized that it is instict.
Yellow eyes snap open. Ears perk up, hearing both the strain of muscle and the faint hum of the cords of Fate. For a brief moment, Kal'Reegar views the Perfected Lotus of Understanding, and instinct takes a name.
Celestial Martial Art:
The Violet Bier of Shadows
Secrets of Future Strife
The wing strikes air, carrying through where Kal was, slamming into the floor. Wood splinters and carrying into the air as a cloud of pulverized sawdust. What the god does not see is where Kal had gone. Rather than disappear, or duck out of this fate, Kal moved.
Dived between the legs before the god struck. Kicked off from a crouch and leapt, hanging in the air when the wing struck.
The god turns just before Kal's arms wrap around its neck from behind. Two three fingered hands grab the god by both side of the head, and the squawking becomes threats, blasphemies. And then a scream when the knuckle dusters built into the gauntlets spark and blast the chicken thing with electricity.
The god drops to the ground, unconscious. Breathing heavily, Kal gets up. He climbs off the avian creature, walking over to the others. One eye peering through the cracked helmet, he walks past Siaka, past May Blossom, and looks Traveler directly in the eye.
"Tell me, in one sentence, why I shouldn't kick your ass."
Siaka's grin threatens to split her head in two. Her hand comes down on Kal's shoulder, just as the jade lions begin charging in through the far doors. "I like him."
Wisely, Noedumari left the office as soon as she could. It would be improper for her to wet herself in the presence of both her boss and the Emerald Mother. Several floors down and halfway across the Hall of Celestial Stability, she found a washroom and has been sitting on an ornamental gold sink, breathing into a paper bag.
Fountains flow with the purest water next to her. Mirrors, lit by Essence, frame her slim form. On her other side, several standing urinals of jade and moonsilver "I'm in the wrong washroom," she moans, hands covering her face.
"Possibly, but I'm not sure. Are you from Luvella's department? Because I can't entirely be sure."
She turns to the open door, and immediately begins breathing in the bag again. A figure made out of light, clad in ornamental clothing, a golden mantle upon his head pulling back hair of white flame and lightning, enters. Walks in. Glides in.
Even with her limited contact with the social circles of Heaven, a small little god like Noedumari recognizes one of the most powerful figures of the Celestial Bureaucracy.
"Lytek," she squeaks.