In the past two weeks, the Sun has risen three times, the stars have come out twice, and the Moon has come out five times. All in all, Luna must be playing a good game. Not that he would know what the game is, as when he was created, he had all memory of the Games removed.
Even the memories Autochthon, the Titan Autochthon had of the Games were not transferred to him. Which meant, as well, he didn't know how they were made, so he couldn't recreate them on Deus. Which meant he didn't know the first thing about them, which troubles him even more. A war was fought over them.
It had been done for some reason or another, though at the time- as now- it eludes him. There were no Games in the strange Universe he cast the Design over. No raw material or perfect state in which to craft Great Amusement.
No Raksha, either.
Small favors.
Still, that is another matter. Musing shuffled off to let the Geth in his body play with, Autochthon turns his bearded disguise-body to the woman standing in front of his desk. Blonde hair pulled back into a tight bun, clad in a simple white blouse, long black skirt and long jacket, she is attractive. Potential to be attractive, if she dressed a bit less severe.
"Right, who are you?" he asks.
"I am Win Keilm, God of Wardrobe Malfunctions."
Autochthon stares at her. Well, not exactly her, but the clasps on her blouse. Waiting, watching. At least, until a folder falls into her hands, open and with an unfurled scroll. "Excellent," she says, "Right on cue."
There I a creak, a moan of wood and metal bending. Autochthon and Noedumari glance past Win and watch the wardrobe built into the wall. A screw falls to the ground and one door pops open, hanging lazily. The goddess in front of them places her folder on the desk, stamps the scroll, and dismisses the folder with a lazy wave.
"Fascinating," Autochthon says. He blinks, rubbing the bridge of his nose. It makes sense, of course. He is familiar with how concepts need gods. It does not mean, however, that it does not induce headaches. "Right. As you know, I am the new head of the Department of Machines, so..."
She sighs, folding her arms and propping up her chest. "Right. What do I have to do to keep my job?" Pursing her lips, crooking them to the side, her eyes glance up and down. "I managed to keep the hands of your predecessor off me, but he was a bit slimy. You seem less...objectionable."
Gears click behind the eyes of the golden, bearded construct. Behind him, Noedumari pinches the bridge of her nose. "He's not propositioning you." Win turns to the dark haired god. "He's not. He's just...." She rubs the back of her neck. "Sir, what are you doing?"
The golden eyes light up again. Tapping fingers, he turns to his assistant, then to the god in front of his desk. "Ah! Yes! Needed to go over what room you have in your purview and what you oversee exactly. Would you have time later?"
Win nods, smiling. "Of course. Perhaps later tonight?" She bows, first to him and then to Noedumari, and turns on her heel. The moving floor carries her across the office-cum-workship and out the overly large double doors. Turning in the chair, rotating it around to face Noedumari, he taps his polished wood armrests.
"That was the fifth female god who believed I was asking for sexual favors in exchange for her keeping her job." Her works his jaw. "And I have interviewed five female gods so far. This is common in Yu Shan?"
She nods, leaning against him, her hands pressed against his chest. "It is. I've had my fair share of superiors like that. Remember how I said you're not the first man who's caused me to lose my job?"
He nods. She pushes off of him, walking around the desk, towards the broken wardrobe and easing the door closed. As she does so, as she begins going through folders for the next appointment, Autochthon tents his fingers on his chest and retreats back into thought. Heaven is corrupt- and the question is, how corrupt is it? How much of it is endemic, how much of it is circumstances, and how much of it is in it's very nature?
It is more to think on. It is more to wonder on, but still. Still, it wasn't like this when he first left. But that was a long time ago, and he was a very, very different being then. "Still. Still, still." The familiar grinding of the moving floor and the chime on the wall signals the new arrival at his desk. "Noedumari, is that the next appointment?"
He turns, just before the folders drop to the floor and a pale, terrified Noedumari backs up past the desk. Turning to the desk, he looks up. Eyes beyond green, beyond emerald, pure viridian meet his. Hair red like late autumn leaves and flowing blood fall around a face white and flawless like marble.
"When I confronted Luna about how I was not informed of your return, she was actually apologetic. So apparently you've changed enough that you no longer actively terrify her."
Golden eyes blink. Age, years, growing old are foreign concepts to gods. Even moreso to those who stand levels beyond the gods. So it is no surprise to see that the woman before him has not changed in the eons since he has beheld her.
The same grace. The same flawless, terrifying beauty. The same face she wore when he last beheld her. Standing up from his chair, he steps between her and Noedumari. The disguise he wears shifts, a white crack in the floor beneath him releasing liquid gold that becomes his more familiar. Thee meter tall encounter suit.
The first sounds of the greeting escape the grill of his mouth. Cut short by her open hand which catches him across the face and nearly brings him to the floor. Noedumari half moves from the wall behind the desk to his side, eyes still locked on the woman before her.
Then the red haired woman's expression softens. She takes his hand, massive against his own, and clasps it with both her own. "Welcome home, brother. We have much to talk about."
His other hand on the dent that blemishes half his face, he nods. His other hand lightly comes down on her shoulder, golden fingers resting on the emerald mantle of her gown. "It's good to be home, Gaia."