SpacePaladin said:
"There have been rumours of some strange activities going on at Omega. Are they at all related to this 'bullshit magic' you speak of?"
"Yeaaaaaah that might involve people being eaten, right? By a large, extinct utah-raptor thing with a cat face? I have no comment."
She coughs into her fist, '
Eclipseassholes'
Requiem_Jeer said:
"Commander Shepard, is it true that your punches can cure incurable diseases?"
"
No, no. I have a
ninja for that!
Buuuuut I'm learning!"
Ultra Sonic 007 said:
"Commander Shephard? Khalisah Bint Sinan al-Jilani, Westerlund News. Speculation abounds about how your actions since your apparent 'death' have only been a harbinger for greater threats. On top of housing potentially maniacal AIs on the Normandy, what else can we expect beyond what the footage on Eden Prime has revealed?"
Shepard stares down Al-Jilani, narrowing her eyes. "That speculation is
baseless and unnecessary. What threats we have are not based on what comes after
me, but what I've found that
already exist out there that we have chosen to ignore! We cannot simply blame the common boogeymen of AIs and aliens when very
real threats of the Reapers are still out there."
(Shepard uses Taboo Inflicting Diatribe on Al-Jilani. +1 stunt)
(Using 2nd Socialize Excellency)
(Roll(9): 1, 9, 4, 3, 5, 3, 5, 7, 8)
(6 successes (3 from 2nd Excellency))
(Fad started: Lessening persecution of AIs. Al-Jilani affected)
swordomatic said:
"Commander Shepard! Is it true that you have not only found the last Prothean, but that he's also the scariest fucking thing ever?"
"His name is Javik, and he is not just scary, he is also the single largest asshole I have ever met that is not metal and shaped like a gigantic cuttlefish. Or scorpion. And also, he is an asshole."
The Bushranger said:
"Commander Shepard. John O'Connell from WTUX. Given the...unconventional abilities and skills of you and your teammates, who would you believe would be the most capable of defeating you in a stand-up fight? Or if they couldn't, who would last the longest against you?"
Jane winces. "Again, Javik."
Robo Jesus said:
"Commander Sheppard, what are your reactions to the cults that have popped up worshipping you?"
"The
what."
PhoenixFTW said:
"Commander Sheppard, several cults have expressed a desire for you to use your popularity, connections, and 'bullshit magic' to take over one or more governments. Do you have any comments?"
"The
WHAT."