Glorious Shotgun Princess, Thread 3

Maes said:
And here we have a nice example of one of the most terror-inducing sounds in the universe.


To some, it's the simple sentence "Are you my mummy?"

To some more, three blasts of a horn.

To others, the joyous giggles of a prolific author with a twisted, twisted imagination.
Nah, when Gregg giggles you prepare for crazy-awesome, crazy-stupid (on part of the characters, not him) and/or crazy-(insert descriptive label here). It's when Earthscorpion giggles that you prepare for mindf**k.
 
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Had he tear ducts installed within the sphere that has for so long served as his main body, Autochthon would weep at the sight.

There are times he misses the omnipotence he once possessed, that the he-who-was-a-universe possessed. The fashioning of this place, the magnificence, is but dim memory in the infinite figments that he can barely call up, much less understand.

There are times he wonders if there was a trade off. If he was more brilliant then, but more myopic, more insane and alien. The screams still make him shiver, make him start. He is used to being seen as a madman, used to being seen as a maniac. But to be seen as a monster...

Still, he muses. Still still still. The eye tilts back up, iris shifting open to marvel at it. The endless weave, wyldstuff unfolded in an infinite tapestry. Gazing upon the endless webbing of walkways and corridors that intersect with it, the time-warping magnificence and heft of the masterpiece that holds reality in sway.

He cannot make such wonders anymore. Part of him knows that- the memories of forging this marvel, this impossibility, lie deep within the recesses of those memories that were before Bright Star created the Autochthon that exists now. But, it still knows him. And he knows the doors no one else does.

Floating along, invisible to the security systems and magicks that keep others out, Autochthon floats along the webbing, weaving between strand and tapestry. His alternate form is still at the office, the helpers he picked up flawlessly impersonating him. Geth, not from Wuffles. Secret from them.

Fascinating, intelligent. Trusting, perhaps too much so. He asked them to come, and they did. "Should do something for them," he muses to himself, passing a gold and gemstone spider weaving strands together.

Well, he should think about making more souls. Perhaps he can make the Geth into one. Something to muse upon, but that's not why he is here. Navigating by memory, careful to avoid the parts lit and the parts occupied, he delves deeper in the tapestry, deeper into the infinite and warped expanse.

Until he is once more in darkness, and floating in emptiness between a webbing of be and not. Extending the iris, faint lights marking the seems of his armor, he provides illuminating. Illumination that reflects off a thing of breath taking beauty that ambles along the strands towards him.

Twice as big as his sphere, legs of starmetal and a caparace of purest gold, weaving mandibles of moonsilver click together in time with her steps. All five colors of jade decorate the wrought and masterfully crafted body of the massive pattern spider, eight eyes of gemstone and gold regarding him with curiosity, interest...

And finally, recognition.

"Hello, Ansa Firstborn. Do you remember me?"

The spider clicks her mandibles together and bows her head, as if to say, 'What loved for daughter does not recognize her father?"

The iris shifts open. Several plates on the eye shift down. "It pleases me that you remember me, changed and lessened as I am. That you remember me so fondly gives me great relief."

An eye shifts. Legs stroke along the strands surrounding her. Coils of orichalcum around her neck rotate, as if to say, 'I remember the hands that forged me. I remember the voice that granted me life and purpose. How can I forget such things?'

The spider skitters closer, shifting its carapace, as if to ask, 'Why have you returned after so long, Father?'

The iris opens completely, and a small shape skitters out. On eighteen legs, its body small enough that it easily climbs out of Autochthon's eye. It bears a sectioned body much like Ansa, but its skin is reflective, prismatic. Its mandibles covered in a small layer of fur, twitching in time with its legs pulling it to the top of the sphere.

It regards Ansa with curiosity, friendliness, and the twitching of two furry cat ears atop its head.

"This is my most brilliant and faithful student, Entrepreneurial Iridescent Cecay. An extension of her. A probe." The iris shutters and Iri jumps off, landing on the strands and skittering up to Ansa. "Please, teach her everything there is to know about the Loom."

Ansa lowers herself on her legs. Iri climbs up, upon her head and across her back, wrapping her legs tight around the Pattern Spider's mid section. The mandibles click and eyes regard Autochthon, as if to ask, 'Why?'

"Because I have cast my Design upon the universe that is now my home, but the Design is rigid and strong. It is not robust like the Loom, and must be made so. Every time I have repaired it, it has been stopgaps. I need a better solution. Will you do this for my, Ansa Firstborn?"

The capped gems on her midsection shimmer in agreement. Mandibles click, eyes shifting colors, and the spider begins to skitter backwards and into the heart of the Loom. But it pauses. Eyes glance up to its creator, and there is a moment of steady silence, with only the clicking of its eyes, as if to say,


'Father, what happens when your Design frays?'
 
Destrark said:
So has Bright Star turned himself into a Deathlord, attracted the Eclipse Shard(Somehow... Doesn't make sense at all but whatever), Turned himself into a weird version of an Abyssal or something else? for that matter what does the Viator count as? a Behemoth/Hekatoniere? or has this been mentioned in the 1st Thread?
GreggHL said:
Well obviously Bright Star has made himself into a major part of the upcoming plot. The Fair Folk be mad jealous. :3
 
BadRoad said:
Well, how would you describe someone who can communicate perfectly well without speaking?
Ansa is non-verbal. All the things she 'says', is simply what Autochthon interprets them as. Given, he has the unfair advantage that he a) is her creator and hence knows her better than any other being, and b) is Linguistics 2, and hence is fluent in (Old Realm), (Future Space English) and (Pattern Spider). Everything else is artifact translators.
 
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There is a distinct lack of fucks that she gives right now. The trail of fucks she had to give go from the door of the Loft- as the engineers who built the Normandy call the quarters of the commanding officer- to the entrance of the bathroom. They start with the boots, trailing off into a pair of sweat soaked uniform blue pants, a similarly drenched jacket hanging off the corner of the scale model of the Citadel hovering over the desk, and the undershirt that got tossed across the room and may have knocked the alarm clock off the nightstand.

Her underwear is hanging off of her chair. Her socks may have been shoved into the vent that doesn't go to laundry, but goes to space. Jane Shepard gives not a single fuck, as she is currently standing under the shower that Iri and Autobot installed when she was busy punchsploding an Ardat Yakshi.

Steaming hot water shoots out of vents built into the four corners of her bathroom, alternating with a high pressure stream which hits her from the ceiling when she steps on a panel in the middle of the floor. Everything about it- from the temperature, to the jets, to the pressure, is controlled by the strategically placed panels. Which no one told her, of course.

But, after a six hour training session with Pria in the crew quarters deck, the fact that she has this available to her has given her the uncomfortable realization that she may just want to do something to the little gold spazz as a thank you. Something something. Green eyes narrow, peaking out through strands of soaked red hair.

Not sure what she'd do. Probably something out of one of those vids she watches when she realizes that she looks like a supermodel but hasn't been on a date since before she exalted.

Wiping water from her eyes, she reaches for the mirror and taps the button next to it. Holding out her hand, she lets it fill with soap, rubbing down her shoulders with a sigh. She turns, groaning, and then comes face to face with the free floating head of Jeff Moreau, who goes

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Before disappearing with a pop. Which, coincidentally, prompts her to scream as loud as she can. Her foot slips on the suds, frictionless against the metal and water. Her leg jerks, shooting up, swinging her entire body into an impromptu flip which ends with her standing on one hand.

Followed by Tali's face appearing next to her with a "THIS IS AWESOME!"

And Shepard screams, loses her balance, and faceplants on her shower floor. Grunting, she pushes off her hands and stands up, glancing from side to side.

"The fuck?" She rubs the back of her head, cocking an eyebrow. Turning on one heel, she stares at the free-floating image of Liara's head, which stares at her for long moments before finally blinking and "Wait when am I supposed to talk?" And then disappearing.

Jane stands under the shower, rubbing her nose. She looks up, just in time to watch the ball of light appear in front of her, fold out like a blossoming flower, and become Pria's face.


"Shepard, sorry about that. I honestly thought that they had something they actually wanted to tell you, and Goto told them about the spell. Councillor Anderson says you need to talk with him, as there's been a security irregularity involving Captain Shepard."
 
Ah, dex+athletics. Slip on the soapy floor? No problemo, now you're doing a handstand.

(unfortunately, THEN you fail your second roll and end up denting the ground with your face anyways.)
 
BadRoad said:
Well, how would you describe someone who can communicate perfectly well without speaking?
BadRoad said:
Yeah, I kind of got that. Thanks for explaining it to Firnagzen though.
... Really?

I was pointing out that Gregg overused the phrase 'as if to say'. I get that Ansa doesn't speak.

There are plenty of ways to express Ansa's non-verbal communication, the first being not directly referencing it. Gregg could simply have Ansa gesture, and then Autocthon could reply, without explicitly stating in the narrative what Ansa said. The specifics can be inferred.
GreggHL said:
Ansa lowers herself on her legs. Iri climbs up, upon her head and across her back, wrapping her legs tight around the Pattern Spider's mid section. The mandibles click and eyes regard Autochthon with curiosity.

"Because I have cast my Design upon the universe that is now my home, but the Design is rigid and strong. It is not robust like the Loom, and must be made so. Every time I have repaired it, it has been stopgaps. I need a better solution. Will you do this for my, Ansa Firstborn?"
An alternative is something like:
The capped gems on her midsection shimmer in agreement. Mandibles click, eyes shifting colors, and the spider begins to skitter backwards and into the heart of the Loom. But it pauses. Eyes glance up to its creator, and there is a moment of steady silence, with only the clicking of its eyes. An unspoken question.

'Father, what happens when your Design frays?'
I'm sure there are better ways; my writing style, such as it is, tends towards the dry. But my point is that to me, it seems like the phrase 'as if to [say]' is used a few times too many in a short passage.
 
Maes said:
Ah crap forgot about that. Sounds like another A-Y got on the wrong end of Jane's fists then.
No, she was referring to Morinth. It's just, 'punchsplode', due to the blast wave, is how she generally refers to Heaven Thunder Hammer.
 
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Three weeks, five days, eight hours and forty six minutes since the Battle of Eden Prime, and there are no fucks. None. At all.

There is a distinct lack of fucks that she gives right now. The trail of fucks she had to give go from the door of the Loft- as the engineers who built the Normandy call the quarters of the commanding officer- to the entrance of the bathroom. They start with the boots, trailing off into a pair of sweat soaked uniform blue pants, a similarly drenched jacket hanging off the corner of the scale model of the Citadel hovering over the desk, and the undershirt that got tossed across the room and may have knocked the alarm clock off the nightstand.

Her underwear is hanging off of her chair. Her socks may have been shoved into the vent that doesn't go to laundry, but goes to space. Jane Shepard gives not a single fuck, as she is currently standing under the shower that Iri and Autobot installed when she was busy punchsploding an Ardat Yakshi.

Steaming hot water shoots out of vents built into the four corners of her bathroom, alternating with a high pressure stream which hits her from the ceiling when she steps on a panel in the middle of the floor. Everything about it- from the temperature, to the jets, to the pressure, is controlled by the strategically placed panels. Which no one told her, of course.

But, after a six hour training session with Pria in the crew quarters deck, the fact that she has this available to her has given her the uncomfortable realization that she may just want to do something to the little gold spazz as a thank you. Something something. Green eyes narrow, peaking out through strands of soaked red hair.

Not sure what she'd do. Probably something out of one of those vids she watches when she realizes that she looks like a supermodel but hasn't been on a date since before she exalted.

Wiping water from her eyes, she reaches for the mirror and taps the button next to it. Holding out her hand, she lets it fill with soap, rubbing down her shoulders with a sigh. She turns, groaning, and then comes face to face with the free floating head of Jeff Moreau, who goes

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Before disappearing with a pop. Which, coincidentally, prompts her to scream as loud as she can. Her foot slips on the suds, frictionless against the metal and water. Her leg jerks, shooting up, swinging her entire body into an impromptu flip which ends with her standing on one hand.

Followed by Tali's face appearing next to her with a "THIS IS AWESOME!"

And Shepard screams, loses her balance, and faceplants on her shower floor. Grunting, she pushes off her hands and stands up, glancing from side to side.

"The fuck?" She rubs the back of her head, cocking an eyebrow. Turning on one heel, she stares at the free-floating image of Liara's head, which stares at her for long moments before finally blinking and "Wait when am I supposed to talk?" And then disappearing.

Jane stands under the shower, rubbing her nose. She looks up, just in time to watch the ball of light appear in front of her, fold out like a blossoming flower, and become Pria's face.

"Shepard, sorry about that. I honestly thought that they had something they actually wanted to tell you, and Goto told them about the spell. Councillor Anderson says you need to talk with him, as there's been a security irregularity involving Captain Shepard."




White walkways hover over the crystal waters of the Presidium. Air traffic speeds overhead with muted hums. Hundreds, thousands of every species, of every culture that uses the Citadel mill about. So busy are they, so determined and focused on their every day life, than few notice the trail of silver sand that starts at a woman's restroom near the Conduit.

The bare hand hovers on the red disc. The desk in front of her blinks, lights switching on and plates appearing out of thin air, hovering over its surface. This place- made of metal rather than rock and sand- is perplexing. This device, more perplexing. She muses on this, even as a head made out of light appears in front of her, wireframes and shadows forming its contours.

"Welcome to Avina, Captain Shepard," it states.

Behind the wrappings, green eyes narrow. "I'm sorry but what did you just call me?"

Her ears perk up, picking up the sounds. She feels the metal beneath her feet vibrate in time with approaching footsteps. Angling her head, turning from the Avina terminal, she sees two people approaching. One human, in hardened armor. One taller, lankier, with a face resembling a metal bird's.


She narrows her eyes. The bird-man trips up, catching his foot on an uneven dip in the metal sidewalk. The human walks too close to the lake the walkway overshadows and is hit in the face by sea spray. When they both look up, she is gone.
 
swordomatic said:
Ah, my mistake then.

Though it begs the question of how long until she makes the Citadel her bitch.
Never? A certain Incarna-level God residing inside the Citadel and the Relay Network would have an issue with that first.

That does not rule out Mnemon taking over entire star systems, though.
 
I'm wondering if the Shepard family is related to Mnemon.. simply because the DNA scanners the Citadel used in ME2 might pick that up.

It would be interesting to see how Mnemon and Captain Shepard get along..
 
Simple, the woman's bathroom is metaphysically a place of desolation, unlike the men's toilets which are places of meditation and enlightenment.
 
Nicholai said:
I'm wondering if the Shepard family is related to Mnemon.. simply because the DNA scanners the Citadel used in ME2 might pick that up.

It would be interesting to see how Mnemon and Captain Shepard get along..
Not just DNA scanners that seem to indicate that the "Silver-Sand-Lady-Who-Is-Definitely-Not-The-Scarlet-Empress-No-Sir" has identical DNA to Hannah Shepard. Those terminals and other security tech in ME can scan things like fingerprints..which even identical twins have not the same..and Mnemon and family seem to have identical fingerprints to Shepard and family..

Which points to the only possible explanation.

It looks like our two ME-verse Sidereals have been really busy for the last several tens of millions of years. :cool:
 
Essex said:
Sure it is. Incarnae level means: An Essence 10 God that is significantly more powerful than a normal Essence 10 God. :)
No, it seriously doesn't. Incarnae are mainly two things:

1) Created directly, or indirectly (god dammit Maidens) by Titans,
2) Possessing a unique Panoply.

Autobot, while being created by the hands of both Autochthon and a peerless Solar Craftsman, does not possess a Panoply.






Yet.


goddammit Autochthon don't go to the Primal Forge
 
fijkus said:
Considering the fact that you're using the two words which sums up the entire plot of the ME universe in your fic, I am more than a little afraid.
Like Aleph said, Autochthon may not realize that the Primal Forge- which is described as something that is far, far larger on the inside than the outside- may recognize him as a god, now, and hence he may see what the laser scalpel drill looks like from the other side now.
 
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