Celes Interlude 1
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Celes had felt someone or something watching her some time ago. Given as she didn't actually know if anyone besides Progenitor could actually access this place, she'd felt it would be prudent to take proper precautions.

Menacing-looking castle, check. Thunderstorm outside, check. Hooded black cloak, check. Incredibly comfy swivel chair facing away from entrance, check. White cat, check. Perfect.

Celes only had to wait for about five minutes before she heard a quiet pop of displaced air from behind her. Giving the chair a brief push to turn herself around, Celes rested her head atop steepled fingers before staring at Progenitor through half-lidded eyes.

He looked rather less impressive in person, she had to admit. Grey hair, hawaiian shirt, multicolored pants that appeared as though several spools of fabric had been sewn together like some twisted science-made abomination...

"Welcome to my lair, Progenitor. I've been expecting you."

"...Really now." He raised an eyebrow.

"Yup! You or my sister. Did she manage to steal your powers yet?"

"...Yet?" he asked, actually looking somewhat concerned. "You two planned this?"

This? Oooh, interesting. I am so getting the story behind that one later.

"I'll take that as a 'no'. Never mind!" Celes briefly started spinning her chair before Progenitor stopped any further movement, pinning Celes in place with little more than a glare. And a constant application of telekinesis if I'm not mistaken. Thanks for the lessons, Mom.

"Explain. You sounded so sure of yourself; what makes you think she could possibly manage that? I've put so many safeguards and contingencies in place that I can barely remember them all."

"Nuh-uh! Not telling. You'll just stop her if I tell you ahead of time. What kind of a sister would I be if I denied my sibling her chance at achieving infinite cosmic power?"

"I could just make you tell me."

"...Fiiine. She's like, the kind of girl who plays with game mechanics until she finds a bug, exploits that bug, and then uses it to set the entire beautifully-crafted castle-slash-maze that you spent hours making on fire! For no good reason! I mean, okay, it was a death trap that could give Crypt of Terrors a run for its money, and setting it aflame did accomplish her objective, but it's not like she wasn't smart enough to find her way through it. She could have at least had the common courtesy to-"

Celes stopped her rant as Progenitor abruptly vanished, looking really rather worried. When she was (mostly) sure he was actually gone and not just faking it, she dissolved into diabolical laughter. And it was diabolical laughter and not just uncontrollable giggling, even if Evelyn often claimed otherwise.

Life goal fulfilled: successfully troll Progenitor. Best. Birthday. Ever.
 
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"Welcome to my lair, Progenitor. I've been expecting you."

"...Really now." He raised an eyebrow.

"Yup! You or my sister. Did she manage to steal your powers yet?"

"...Yet?" he asked, actually looking somewhat concerned. "You planned this?"

This? Oooh, interesting. I am so getting the story behind that one later.
:rofl:

He sounds worried.
 
Oh, I like Celes already.

Upgrade seems to have nigh unlimited growth potential, so (nearly) Unlimited Cosmic Power is actually somewhat possible.
 
Progenitor's just dicking around, chilling out somewhere, when he finally decides to check his text messages.

Cue numberless error messages from the same drone, before the damn thing apparently 404's itself straight to a bluescreen.

Progenitor is now actually worried. WTF?

Finds sibling of person with powers, hears some rather Incredibly worrying things.

Immediately moves to confront the problem. Finds girl with power to upgrade anything other than her forever, and his Sentinel turned into a Magical Girl. And all the sapient powers are making bets.

This next update shall be Glorious!
 
Still sad we didn't try summoning Pun Pun just to see what would happen.

We are apparently the Munchkin of Munchkins. We could be his Champion!

Or at least, somebody he wouldn't mind showing favor towards.
 
Was there a way to manage this?

No. The players are actually at -1 major secrets left to find. In other words, they found something I didn't know was possible (giving Sentinel a body), but I have two pages of contingencies/rules specifically devoted to Progenitor's power alone.

After your stunt with Sentinel, Progenitor is adding a lot more. Just to be sure.
 
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Oh, I like Celes already.

Upgrade seems to have nigh unlimited growth potential, so (nearly) Unlimited Cosmic Power is actually somewhat possible.


Indeed.

I am particularly curious about the whole 'Overdrive'...

Finds girl with power to upgrade anything other than her forever, and his Sentinel turned into a Magical Girl.

Could you please give me a citation on that?
The part about being unable to upgrade ourselves, that is.

I mean, I could've missed something, but it doesn't seem logical for a Conceptual power to have such a limitation.
Everything that exists is a 'Thing'. Humans are 'Things' as well, although they don't like to admit they are anything other than 'Unique'.

I recall the QM saying something like that, so shouldn't it be possible for us to Upgrade ourselves?

Granted, it'd probably take quite a bit of munchkinery and pushing/twisting the limits as much as possible, but it shouldn't be outright impossible.

Then again, as I said before, I could have missed one of the QM's posts that says otherwise.
 
If that's our specific limit, couldn't we just upgrade our ability to break limitations until we could overcome the limitation that prevents us from upgrading our power?

we need to have a quality present to upgrade in the first place, and word it in such a way that it is a logical improvement to upgrade it.

We can't however target our own power, which if we had an ability to break limits that's where it would come from... so, yeah, we're not loop-hole-ing our way out of that one this easily.
 
If that's our specific limit, couldn't we just upgrade our ability to break limitations until we could overcome the limitation that prevents us from upgrading our power?

That's *A* limit. See below.
It can't do everything (for example, it can't upgrade itself),

Key word: example. There are other limitations.


I can either post your power/secondary/etc. as soon as I get back on a computer, which could take a while, or do it at the end of the next story post/Interlude. (Tea party with a very confused Sentinel)
 
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Besides, even if we can't upgrade ourself, we just have to use transhumanist logic. After all, a person is not the meatsuit that they wear, or even the fleshy mainframe that they think with. Rather, they are the will and memories that drive those things. And honestly, we would jump at the chance to get a better meatsuit.
 
Besides, even if we can't upgrade ourself, we just have to use transhumanist logic. After all, a person is not the meatsuit that they wear, or even the fleshy mainframe that they think with. Rather, they are the will and memories that drive those things. And honestly, we would jump at the chance to get a better meatsuit.
I never asked for this.
 
so (nearly) Unlimited Cosmic Power is actually somewhat possible.
Semi-phenomenal nearly cosmic power, hoooo!

I can't wait until we need to sneak into somewhere and have to ITL or way into not being seen.
==> Eyes dry out.
==> eyelids close to moisturize eye
==> An eyelid that never opens will keep the dry away, forever.
==> Upgrade all eyelids in a 100 ft radius to stay shut, minus eyelids of self.
 
No. The players are actually at -1 major secrets left to find. In other words, they found something I didn't know was possible (giving Sentinel a body), but I have two pages of contingencies/rules specifically devoted to Progenitor's power alone.

After your stunt with Sentinel, Progenitor is adding a lot more. Just to be sure.
What about building a time machine? Cause, y'know, that happened.
 
you... want to upgrade our characters IC ability to think of insane troll logic...

That... might work... but I shudder at the possible results.
Well that wasn't quite what i meant.... but basically yeah.
We already have the mindset, so we just need to increase our mental abilities with a focus for 'Science!' logic. (out of box thinking basically)
Maybe the ability to temporarily convince ourselves of something or suppress our inner sense of logic.
 
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