People who say that using the word "pussy" to indicate (generally perfectly reasonable*) caution or reluctance is wrong and should be replaced with "nuts" or something else, generally misandric (for example, "a man's ego") are idiots. The word actually a contraction of the word "pusillanimous," which means timid or cautious.

I'm looking forward to being able to stare down my English Buff friend when she inevitably goes on a rant about it

*actual conversation I've heard. It was during camping.
"Dude just spray the Pam on the fire."
"That sounds like a bad idea..."
"Dude, stop being such a pussy"
*hand being burned by flaming cooking oil sounds*
*laughter*
"I knew this was a bad idea."
*wimper*
 
We all know quads are superior, weakly humans :p

Great fiction btw, binged it today, there are just not enough zerg stories out there :)
And swarm of war was an aok power fantasy for fanfiction.net, but it got damn confusing after the zerg got of their planet and I stopped reading then.
 
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Chapter Thirteen: In which Generic_Generica makes a friend. Literally.
Hey guys guess what day it is.

It's Friday.

... Alright let's get to it. I'm sleep-deprived and easily amused right now so that explains my juvenile sense of humor. Sort of.


Chapter Thirteen: In which Generic_Generica makes a friend. Literally.

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It scared me back then when I realized just how easy it was to create life.

Correction: It scared me back then when I realized just how easy it was to create sentient life. Millions of years of evolution just- just sidestepped. Some might argue that I'd already been creating sentient life in the form of Overlords and Zerglings and Hydralisks and the like. Some might argue that I was already scary enough as it is what with the whole "I am the eternal will of the all-devouring swarm" schtick I had going on.

For the first point I'd say that Overlords and Zerglings and Hydralisks weren't truly thinking. They were more like very smart robots. It's just- while they were under my control they were really good at faking some low intellect and cunning. More animalistic behavior than anything really.

For the second point, well, I got nothing. This is going to sound masturbatory but yeah I guess I'm scary. Just a bit.

Honestly it scared me for two seconds before I remembered that technically every organism can create life because you know, when a mother and a father do the dirty out comes baby nine months later.

But I digress.

So yes, I honestly didn't know what to expect when that cocoon burst open in a shower of green sticky fluids to reveal my first creation.

I'd straight up lifted the designs for this particular strain from the big O's memories. Abathur, the brood of one. The insectile worm-like master of the evolutionary pits that served as the Zerg's gene-library and evolution master. Distilled from the essence of a thousand species.

Yes I realize that's plagiarism and cheating, but honestly I don't give a fuck. Abathur's template was established, I knew it worked and I didn't want to go through the hassle of trying to piece together my own research and design crew.

It was honestly anti-climactic. I sent instructions to one of the larvae near my main Hive Cluster. Pumped in some minerals, a lot of gas. Some catalysts and trace amounts of other exotic materials and minutes later my own insectile many-limbed worm-thing had popped out of the egg.

And then it just sort of… Sat there.

And I just kind of sat there because I didn't want to uproot my body from the creep-laden ground.

And we both just sat there for- fuck if I know. I mean obviously I was doing other things as well, constantly delegating and checking up on the Overlords that were monitoring the perimeter and Drones that were mining and pumping gas and shit but we just- just sort of sat there.

… I kind of lost my patience after a while.

"Uh. Hey." I sent telepathically. "Are you- Obviously alive so I didn't fuck up somehow but- Why aren't you doing anything?"

And the worm-thing just sat there.

"Like- I know you can understand me."

The worm-thing just sort of- Well it actually wasn't sitting. It was- it didn't have legs. Well it just sort of- Agh let's say 'it sat there' and leave it at that.

"Query acknowledged." It sent back in a 'rumbling voice' after a while. Since, you know, telepathy. No physical sounds are being produced in the duration of this conversation. "Purpose: Evolve Swarm. Spin strands and sequences. Serve Overmind."

"Right, right. So- right."
I paused. "I don't- well obviously you don't have a name, so… what do I call you…"

"Designation irrelevant. Inefficient. Name is not required. Purpose is to serve the Swarm."

"… I'm going to call you Moriarty."
I decided.

"Unclear."

"Well I think it's a nice name. Also that's so I don't get confused-"

"… Niceness is irrelevant. There is only one of this strain."


I sighed. "And because it amuses me because you act nothing like how a Moriarty would act."

"… Unclear."

"Yeah this just turned awkward real fast."


And that was the birth of the greatest partnership known to Zerg-kind.

Well except Moriarty was dependent on my presence or else he'd turn into a feral beast. And he never did seem to understand humor. And he was an amoral mad scientist except he wasn't mad, he was calmly rational in his approach and that made things so much worse.

Once again? I digress.

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With Moriarty's… Birth? With Moriarty's birth I was finally able to get some real R and D done.

And by research I meant "Let Moriarty tear apart a bunch of ADVENT and alien bodies in order to figure out how everything works. And then let Moriarty eat a bunch of ADVENT and alien bodies in order to sample and acquire their essence."

And by design I meant "Let Moriarty do some complicated biology things inside of his body in order to weave that essence and 'turn it into something great.'"

His words not mine.

It was very very disturbing. As it turns out, those thin-looking spindly arms were razor-sharp and very good at carving through flesh and bone. And I had a lot of recovered bodies. Lot of Troopers and Lancers and Shield-Bearers and Sectoids and Vipers and-

I had a lot of bodies I needed to sort through. Most of them actually ended up getting thrown into my Hives and Lairs and Hatcheries for processing. Drones picked them up from where they'd fallen and tossed them into pools of highly acidic digestive juice. The creep absorbed any offal and blood that was left behind.

Hey. Free biomass, might as well utilize it.

That and just having a bunch of bodies lying around was unsightly. I might be a horrendous space-locust spawned by a bunch of Cthulu-beasts from the Void but goddammit all even I had standards.

Sort of.

I still didn't know what the hell I'd do with all of the guns and armor I'd stripped off of those bodies though. I had metric fuck-tons of mag rifles and plasma rifles and plasma pistols and Archon staffs and Andromedon suits.

Oh and don't forget all the Sectopod corpses.

I'd ended up stashing them in an underground cavern and just sort of forgetting about them until I needed to remember them. The aliens hadn't bothered putting any self-destruct mechanisms on their gear apparently. I mean I knew that because they didn't do that in XCOM 2 which was weird because they did that in XCOM 1 but-

Eh.

"Moriarty, why do we have so much stuff lying around?"

"Swarm superior. ADVENT and their alien masters inferior."


I sighed. "It was a rhetorical question."

"… Unclear."

"Weeks later and I still don't have anyone I can actually talk to."


Well it's not like I cared. I was one of those people who'd play RPGs and end up walking around with a full inventory for the majority of the game, so this was no exception. You can never ever have enough loot. Life lessons to be learned.

And that was how things went for a day. It was actually kind of calm. I poked around with my units, sending packs of Zerglings on scouting missions into the nearby forest. Moriarty continued doing something to all of those bodies, and if I had the capacity or the psychological instinct to vomit I would've. Several times.

Yes the Zerg are disgusting. News at eleven.

Anyways it was very peaceful for a whole twenty-four hours right up until a roving pack of my Zerglings got blown to smithereens by a bunch of automated turrets. A bunch of automated turrets guarding some massive hidden ADVENT facility. A massive hidden important ADVENT facility.

I'd found the ADVENT Blacksite. It was… substantially bigger than what the game presented. We're talking a complex that stretched across an enormous chunk of forest, complete with a rail system, watch towers, landing pads for dropships and lots and lots of dropships and everything except the kitchen sink.

And then ADVENT threw the kitchen sink at the mess and called it a day.

Oh and don't forget the pods containing humans, you know since the aliens didn't stop with the abductions. Hundreds of pods. Thousands. Tens of thousands. Lined up against the trains, lined up on the trains, lined up near the landing pads...

Well that sort of explained why they were trying to kill me so hard. Also sort of explained why they didn't just send in the battleships to bomb me from orbit. Probably didn't want to risk collateral damage except with their level of technology they probably could've sniped a fly from orbit with their fuck-off fusion lances.

Bah. A mystery for another day.

Although I was still trying to figure out how the hell I'd missed the massive complex- well they were shooting down my Overlords and yep, now I had Overlords in range.

"You couldn't let me have a- not even a week?



Well fuck."


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And we're back in business.

Sorry for the delay.
 
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I'm not sure if that's Author you or Zerg you because it fits both so perfectly:p

Yep.

Anyway, sounds like you're about to be tossed back into hell. Advent really isn't going to give this up, and it's likely a lot more Ethereals and forces are going to be there. Though, I must admit. The lack of mines, the explosive military kind--not the ones people go and dig in, really confuses me. You'd think they'd toss as many out as possible as a delaying tactic. Then do a hell of a lot of napalm or something similar. But whatever, automated Turrets work just as well, right?
 
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Yep.

Anyway, sounds like you're about to be tossed back into hell. Advent really isn't going to give this up, and it's likely a lot more Celestials and forces are going to be there. Though, I must admit. The lack of mines, the explosive military kind--not the ones people go and dig in, really confuses me. You'd think they'd toss as many out as possible as a delaying tactic. Then do a hell of a lot of napalm or something similar. But whatever, automated Turrets work just as well, right?

... Celestials? (Tilts head.)

I'm sorry my brain is fuzzy but what on earth are you referring to?
 
Chapter Fourteen: In which Generic_Generica cannot get off the trauma train..
Chapter Fourteen: In which Generic_Generica cannot get off the trauma train..

I should probably explain why the Blacksite was such a massive deal.

In XCOM 2 the ADVENT Blacksite was one of those story missions you had to complete in order to progress in the campaign. Of course you could always put it off until the very end, when you actually got decent gear, which is what I sort of did in most of my campaigns because it was a stinker of a mission.

I guess that's sort of what the Commander of this universe did. Good on him too because dear gods the place was humongous.

Anyways: the ADVENT Blacksite was super important. Because that's where they got their human genetic material to create those terrifyingly powerful Avatars. How did they get their human genetic material?

They melted down psionically latent humans.

See, when ADVENT was first established they set up a bunch of gene-clinics dedicated to curing every disease known to man. Cancer, AIDs, Malaria, you name it, they cured it via bullshit alien techno-science. What the common man and woman didn't know was that these gene-clinics acted as fronts for ADVENT to identify individuals that had the potential to express psionics. Once they identified these individuals, well…

They kidnapped them and brought them to the Blacksite so they could be melted down into these Blacksite Vials, which would then be shipped to an entirely different facility.

Yeah. The Blacksites? Horrible places designed solely for the refinement and production of concentrated genetic material. Each vial? Each one of those tiny green-hued tubes? The rendered remains of one million human beings.

One. Million. Human beings.

I mean- shit what am I even supposed to say? What can I fucking say?

Little known bits of trivia: You can leave messages with psionics. You know those Xel'Naga Shrines from Starcraft 2, those ones that Zeratul got the 'prophecy' from? Something like that. Little imprints of personality, short bursts of thoughts and emotions, things that're easy to pick up if you have strong enough psionic capabilities.

The minute one of my Zerglings hit the fucking perimeter of that fucking facility-

iT hURts.

- I was inundated with thoughts of-

wHy dOEs iT HuRt? iT hURtSHuRts-

Turningbleedingmeltingfightinggnawingcan'tescapecan'tescape-

No gods in the abyss. No gods in the abyss. No gods-

Help me. Help me please oh god I'm sorry please help me god please help me hELP ME HELP-


- Yeah.

As it turns out when you slowly melt down several million psionic individuals over one spot while those individuals are still alive? It sort of leaves an imprint.

There were- hell. Millions of voices because there wasn't just one of the fucking vials, no, there were dozens of them. Hundreds maybe. One of my Overlords could see a bunch of ADVENT flunkies loading those vials onto a transport. I categorically refused to let them run away. Because if I was powerful enough to hear th- the awful screaming, then the Ethereals were definitely powerful enough to he-

I want my mommy.

To hear the awful horrible- No. They knew about this shit and they went through with it anyways.

… Also they tried to kill me something like five times in the past week so they could go fuck themselves with a rusty pitchfork. In case that was unclear? I was pretty goddamn pissed. Like the last time they tried to kill me I was angry as hell. This though?

Kill me please just kill me already makeitstopmakeitstop-

This disgusted me on a primal level. Psionics. The Gift forces you to feel things, feel everything. When the Protoss start spouting their "Connected in every thought and emotion through the Khala" doctrine they mean 'Connected in every thought and emotion.' You can block everything out of course but you'll know, and you'll know you know and you'll feel even worse when it's all over. Assuming you're not a burned out husk incapable of feeling anything afterwards.

Most of the psionically active races I'd met thus far were a bunch of amoral dirtbags because they just chose to block everyone out. Just- only interacting with individuals on their own psionic network. Must've been easy to just categorize other species as 'alien cattle.' Two choices when you're a psionic species. You can open up to other species or you can block them out. The problem is once you block one person out it becomes easier and easier to block out everyone not on your network, and from there it's only a small step to considering them less than the people on your net.

After that? That's where the Ethereals ended up. It's where the shackled first Overmind ended up; we'll never know what the Overmind would've been like if it wasn't shackled.

You could even see it in the Protoss. They held themselves above every other race in their galaxy up until Aiur was invaded by the Zerg which kind of caused Artanis to start kicking the rest of them into shape.

But I digress.

Point is: Psionics. They sucked.

Oh my dear sweet and sour baby Jesus that Blacksite was just awful.

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I didn't bother with any grand strategy. Didn't bother with any tactics, didn't care at all. I just wanted that fucking place torn down and plowed with salt and by any god that's listening I had a fucking swarm of murderous killbeasts that I was going to use.

I gave the command and the Swarm went to war. The Zerglings first, a thunderous horde of chitinous four-legged many-toothed monstrosities that shook the ground as they went. Turrets started spewing magnetically propelled projectiles, raining fire and death into the center of the horde. My Zerglings ended up running into a minefield as well, bodies being hurled everywhere by the mines.

Of course they didn't care.

What few ADVENT MECs and troopers were left manned the walls. They opened fire as well, firing indiscriminately into the oncoming horde.

Of course, the Zerglings didn't care. They fought and died and that was their lot in life.

And then they were on the walls, claws scrabbling against the smooth metallic surface, piling up at the base of the walls even as all of those troopers and turrets and MECs continued to fire directly down at the swarm.

That's about the time when I sent in the Overlords. I'm not going to say 'I sent in a goddamn endless horde of Overlords capable of blotting out the sun' but I sent in a goddamn endless horde of Overlords capable of blotting out the sun.

Like there was actually a fucking shadow beneath all of those Overlords because they were actually blotting out the sun. Those Overlords were escorted by my aerial units of course. More Mutalisks, more Broodlords and Corruptors, more everything.

Because I'd had something like a day of preptime, of course I'd be pumping out more units. It's what the Zerg do.

Imagine the battle of… That one Starship troopers movie. The ambush at Whiskey Outpost.

Something like that'd describe how the battle was going.

Oh they were almost certainly running. I could 'see' transports taking off, I could see a bunch of grunts frantically loading up train cars. Under normal circumstances I'd probably have let them run.

Except these fools had tried to kill me multiple times already.

Except these fools had been doing this- this this-ness here. I could feel fading lifesigns in each of those pods, those people were still alive-

I watched as a bunch of grunts started putting mag rounds into those pods. Just one shot to the head and then they were moving on. Intellectually I could understand why they were doing it. To deny me resources or something along those lines. Intellectually I could maybe rationalize it as the 'cold calculus of war.'

Emotionally that was the final fucking straw.

"Hey assholes. Banelings."

The Overlords were overhead now, just a massive fuck-off cloud of gasbags blotting out the sun.

Another interesting tidbit: Overlords can carry units.

And with my signal they unleashed a green tide of Banelings, raining the living bombs down from the heavens.

… And that was that, as they say. I mean I could talk about the squadron of Roaches I had tunneling underneath the walls but that'd be extraneous.

Because, well, I ended up destroying most of the Blacksite regardless so yeah... I guess I went overboard. Just a bi- Ah who am I kidding I didn't go overboard.

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Afterwards, while my Zerglings were busy poking around I had a bit of a chat with Moriarty.

"No experimenting on living organisms." I ordered.

"… Inefficient. Speaks of emotional attachment."

"I don't care. We're not doing that shit. Ever."
I paused. Ordered a group of Drones to stay the hell away from that leaking plasma cell- why were they even going near the thing? Because it was warm? Because they liked the tickling of the radiation or something?

Bah.

"Also… Is it possible to evolve a strain of flammable Banelings?"

"Possibly. However, flame inefficient. Utility limited against armored targets."


"Don't care, get it done. I want to burn this place to the fucking ground."

"… Unclear."

"Neat."


Well conversations with Moriarty were to the point.

Kind of boring but, I was kind of pressed for choices.

The Overmind part of me was sort of screaming at me about the waste and inefficiency and obvious emotional attachment and all that rot. I'd only glanced at those memories I'd gleaned from the Ethereals but they would've highly disapproved of my actions.

I didn't give a toss though. This place was awful and I was going to burn it down to the ground even if I had to get my Drones to start grinding gunpowder and shit with their bare claws. By some miracle I wasn't the Overmind and I was going to keep it that way.

Meanwhile I surveyed the wreckage. Lots of dead bodies. Lots of MEC wreckage. I'd ended up dissolving half of that one train… And most of the tracks at that. All of those transports were grounded and on fire.

Mission fucking accomplished, except it wasn't. Because those assholes had gotten their own pound of flesh out of the people who came here. Pods. Pods and pods filled with dead people. Dead humans.

I felt nothing from those pods. ADVENT was very thorough. Ruthlessly efficient.

I'd respect that if I weren't so disgusted. What a fucking waste.

Not a single one of their victims was still alive. Not a one. All shot, some through the heart, others through the head. Some bled out in their pods, others choked to death on their own fluids. It didn't matter, they were all dead-

Wait.

"Uh- Holy shit we've got a live one."

One pod out of- I don't know, thousands? One of them still had a live subject. Struggling to hold onto life but it was good enough for me.

"Uh, Moriarty? You know medicine? She's- holy shit how is she still alive?

And why does she look familiar?"


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I know I've said this already but here. Have a double update.

Also I'm giving you all carte blanche to write omakes to get rid of the angsty depressiveness of this chapter. Because this is really fucking depressing.
 
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@Generic_Generica this has to be a standard strategy for you from now on! Plz?


Everything that involves massed units is a standard strategy for me from now on.

Unless it doesn't work, then I'll just send a bunch of specialist units and then throw an endless wall of flesh at my opponents. :V

... Seriously though I'm getting more than a little sick of writing 'and then the Zerg ate everyone the end' so I'm actually going to try avoiding that because dear god the last few 'combat' scenes have been repetitive because I've actually forced myself into this position where Generic-SI has to fight the entire planet.

It sounded cool in my head but now that I'm writing it it feels monotonous as all hell. Less 'Zerg grinding people's face with their bootheels' and more 'Zerg doing silly zergy things' plox.

So yeah this is the part where I start introducing new characters in order to break up that monotony. Angst! Drama! Paranoia! No romance because this isn't that kind of story! Fun.
 
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Kerrigan Expy?

KERRIGAN EXPY!

Excellent chapter! Now keep updating at this rate, you are after all zerg. Zerg Rush Writing go! :V
 
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Fuck, Kerragin. If this one is Psi 10, the Ethereals are FUCKED beyond measure. Especially if the Queen of Blades thing happens. Psi 6 is High Templar level. Psi 8 is Archon level. Psi 10 is wrecking cities with brute force telekinetic bursts. Psi 12 is "Fuck your planet" level. Given training in how to use that power efficiently, grinding mountains to dust is easy, especially with telekinesis that lets you feel what you are doing.
 
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By the way this is what I rolled for a while back.

... Probably should've put that in the author's note. Ah well.
 
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