Chapter 21: In which Generic_Generica discovers that Everything Is On Fire
Some more background's probably required here even though I mentioned the background a while ago.
The Grineer are militant assholes, controlled by the tyrannical 'Twin Queens.' They're clones. They're
deteriorating clones, because something something Orokin cloning process, something something clones of clones, like it doesn't make sense but hey whatever. They're also a bunch of xenophobic assholes that hate everything not Grineer.
No seriously. The average grunt's just
angry. And hateful. And hateful-and-angry. The average Grineer soldier is less a soldier and more a disciplined beast that just wants to unload its weapon into the nearest Corpus or Infested or whatever, and then keep firing until there's nothing left but giblets. And then they'll keep firing, and keep firing until they run out of ammo. And then they'll piss on the corpse.
So yeah, the average Grineer grunt's just fucking
angry. I tried touching their minds with my psionics and I sort of recoiled.
"Hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate-"
Because there was
nothing in those minds aside from blind rage and absolute fanatical loyalty to the Queens. If the Grineer had their way there'd be only Grineer left alive in the Origin System. Just a bunch of broken genetically defective clones, churned out of the birthing pods at an industrial rate, with crude-yet-effective equipment and ships mass-produced by the thousands. Fuck the environment, fuck any other living being, only Grineer are allowed to live because Grineer are-
I cut the connection.
And these xenophobic assholes were attacking me.
Grineer Galleons weren't as advanced as Corpus Obelisks. They weren't nearly as
massive as Corpus Obelisks, coming in at two kilometers long. They looked incredibly predatory though, all mass-produced molded curves and wicked spines. If Corpus ships were industrial and boxy, these fucking things were molded on assembly lines by the truckload.
The Galleon's cannons boomed. I felt my Leviathan shudder as another series of explosions rocked Steve's outer carapace.
Oh and they used fucking slugthrowers.
Slugthrowers. Not even
railguns. They were some kind of super-propellant, I could see the bloom on their cannons. Fucking chemical-based slugthrowers spewing giant chunks of metal at my Leviathan at nearly-relativistic speeds.
I hummed idly to myself. Steve could withstand this, no pro-
"Overmind. Vessels moving to ram."
Wait what. No, from my brief brush I knew they were angry but-
Aw
fuck.
"Sarah rift their asses!"
"I cannot. They jumped in too close."
Fuck.
"Overmind. Vessels did not exit warpspace. Other form of FTL. Possibly void-based-"
Fuck.
I tuned Moriarty out. Technobabble later, kill shitheads right the hell now. And my oh
my those vessels were approaching awfully fast, dear fucking
god they couldn't seriously be trying to ram me-
In the void of space, Steve turned
away from the Grineer vessels inbound and trying to ram.
Except Steve was still attached to the big Corpus Ship I tried boarding via boarding tentacles. Kind of made it hard to move.
Fuck.
There were five of the Galleons, damaged and sparking, plates being eaten away by acid and other zergy shit, engines at full. Swarms of Mutalisks flocked around the fuckers, hordes of scourge slammed into the ships like the suicidal biological missiles they were. One ship succumbed to the horde of Zerg, crumbing into tiny pieces.
Wait.
They weren't ramming, they were pulling up alongside Steve and-
I
felt the impact as one of those fucking Galleons deployed some… Some structure. It smashed right into Steve's left side, tearing a swathe through thick carapace and slicing through flesh and bone. I felt the
second impact as the other fucking Galleon deployed another structure that cut into Steve, tearing another great hole
through Steve's body.
More impacts thudded alongside Steve's flank.
… Were they trying to
board Steve?!
"Overmind. We have boarders." Sarah stood from her cross-legged position next to my massive form.
"Inertial dampeners highly advanced." Moriarty messaged.
"Engineering surprisingly efficient.. Boarding parties enroute."
Yes, the Grineer are fucking
insane.
Legions upon legions of their clone-soldiers poured out of the ships, like ants crawling out of their nest. Bombards and Heavy Gunners, spraying lead and spewing rockets. Scorches and Napalms, with flamethrowers and napalm guns.
All in heavy,
heavy armor, marching through Steve's guts. Setting
fire to Steve's guts, I could
feel fleshy walls and growths of bone going up in flame as those fucking Scorches and Napalms gleefully started setting fire to everything with their flamethrowers and-
"Heavily augmented. Cybernetics." Moriarty sniffed dismissively.
"Overmind, biotoxins ineffective. Acidic spores effective but-"
"Yeah, I got it."Hordes of Zerglings and Hydralisks and Ultralsisks stampeded through Steve's guts in order to counter these genocidal lunatics and halt their advance. Fuck it, everything and the kitche sink.
"Alright screw this you worthless ugly freaks everything dies now-"
"Hunger."
Aw hell.
"Hunger. Hunger Hungerhungerhungeroldoneoftheoldflesh-"
I shut out the mental communication. Tried to shut out the psionic link. Fucking infested, almost forgot about them. Well, not my infested and dammit they had psionics or something equivalent and-
"Sarah, rift that ship. Rift it now. Rift it dammit!"
"Overmind, I cannot, I-"
I wanted to
cry.
"Why not?!"
"I-"
And then she collapsed, robes pooling to the ground as she fell onto the Steve's spongy innards. And then started screaming in pain, a raw primal sound of pain and fear.
Okay, that was- Um, dammit I could feel something gnawing at my mind-
"Childoftheoldonesofthedarkonewehungerletusinwehunger-"
One of my tentacles started flailing about, just a teensy little bit. Fucking
Infested-
"Out, out, out of my mind out of my mind you-"
"Weareofthesamemindfromthesameseedwhydoyouresist-"
I 'slammed shut' the connection. Or well, kept trying to, I was sort of preoccupied by the fact that Steve had two gaping holes and Steve was being boarded by these genoicidal crazy lunatics who thought smashing their own fucking ship into a bigger ship and using their ship like a boarding pod was a good idea, as
well as-
"Void signatures detected. Landing craft detected on Leviathan's skin." Moriarty chimed in helpfully- Haha no not helpfully, not at all.
"Not. Now." Good thing these pricks weren't as-
"Infested ship on collision course."
Aw son of a bitch. I was preoccupied, Steve was too dumb to blow shit up by itself and oh god this was going to suck.
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Steve must have looked an odd sight, floating in the void of space. One ten-kilometer beastie with a couple of protrusions where the Grineer Galleons had fucking rammed.
The Infested Corpus Ship was about as big
as Steve. Stupid space-cancer'd got their grubby mitts on an Obelisk Assault Carrier or something like that. It was all big and blocky, but you could see biological growths everywhere. Tumors, tentacles, tumor-tentacles, big orange balls of pus, gnarly creep-like growths-
Basically, it looked disgusting.
Yes I am being hypocritical right now I know I am, shut up.
Engines on full, the abomination proceeded to collide right into Steve's
right side, tearing a hole through Steve's flank. The wounded Leviathan roared, except, well, in space there was nothing to carry sound.
But
I heard Steve roar in pain and anger. Being connected to everything in the Swarm and everything. The ship smashed against Steve like a fly against a windshield. Bulkheads twisted and bent, windows popped out of their fittings, panels shattered, debris spewed everywhere. Flesh was torn and bones were broken and dammit but that ship was wedged inside Steve something fierce.
Moments later the Infested started pouring out of that ship.
Part of me wondered how the
hell anything was able to survive that kind of collision. I mean, I had bullshit psionic powers, the Grineer apparently had really good inertial dampeners or something but-
"Secondbornoftheoldonesletusindonotresist-"
A sudden serenity came over me again. A certain feeling of utter tranquility, of calm and, well, not peace, but the lack of panic and chaos. That same feeling of serenity and apathy that'd come across me before.
Okay.
Okay, that's it I was done.
[TRANSITION]
Part of my mind was devoted to fending off some freakish psionic assault
on my mind. Another part of my mind was devoted to controlling my Swarm. Repelling boarders, making sure Steve didn't get shot even more, the works. A third bit of my mind noted that Sarah had gone distressingly still, dammit I needed to check up on her and my Cerebrates-
The last part of my mind tore reality a new asshole. A tear in the fabric of space and time opened in front of Steve, a screaming maw into the never-was-or-will-be that swallowed Steve up like a small child swallowing some M&Ms, embedded ships and all-
And then we were in the Warp.
Because
fuck Warframe I wanted out of this fucking place already.
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Scene inspired by a tileset in Warframe.
Also yes, Generic-SI wants out of the Origin System already.
And yes, everything is on fire.
Everything'll be less on fire shortly.
Now comes the part where I don't update for half a year.