Fools, We Will Destroy You All! ...After We Save The World! (Mad Scientist Riot Quest)(RECRUITING!)

How Should Minions Be Capped?


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Honestly, I'd have thought someone would have spotted the invisitext in Action 15 by now. It's part of a rather famous saying.
"Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action"
So, since we've failed twice in the past and present, and that we are working on future time stuff, and another failure on Time Science will eventually happen... The question is from whom we can expect hostile involvement...
When everyone woke up, all the data on time had been lost to file corruption right back to the dawn of M.A.D. and the device had been damaged after seemingly having been knocked off its resting place by one of Felicia's strays, though they all deny involvement. This is not supported by the security footage that could be recovered from the inexplicable file corruption, which amounts to a single grainy frame showing the infrared signature of a cat on the desk.
Hmmm...
This went worse than expected. As it turns out, time is a very confusing subject, and you have to rewrite the book on it from scratch with the addition of just traveling forward in time at an accelerated state without abusing relativity. You shudder to think on how badly everything will be messed up if backwards time travel is added into the equation. Hell, if you didn't know any better you'd say someone is deliberately screwing with your numbers, they change and are altered based on new findings so often. And each of those new findings seemingly contradicts the last. The theory of time travel was hard, that you knew, but you didn't quite expect it to be this hard. You're further from a good understanding of time than when you began this research if anything.
Boys, we've got a litter purrblem here.
[]Check Felicia and her cats for sabotage and affiliations to enemy factions.
Let's see if the felines are conscious purrpetrators of this mischief.
 
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Free Action:

[X] Rescue Eggman

Research Action:

[X] Design Blueprint
-[X] Larger Upgraded More Powerful SEP device: A greater and upgraded version of the of the personal SEP device, capable of covering a medium sized building, making more people will think nothing is the matter for even more strange things. Note large explosions are still noticeable, smaller ones are fine.

[X] Write in
-[x] Infiltrate into the Illuminati's information network.

We need to start to cover up, our bases, and our more exotic persons.

So will anyone help me get, this researched, please.
 
A free chance to gain some combat experience. Also I want to see literally everyone joining in and stacking their skills and making an ULTRA EPIC SUCCESS!!!
He is lost not captured.
Lost 1 Turn (they landed in the wilderness somewhere after ejecting; it'll take them a bit to get home)
What are you going to do, kill some trees and menace some squirrels?
(that was a rhetorical question.)
 
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He is lost not captured.
... Damn. Hmm... Wait, how about bears? Or random forest bandits? Or werewolves? Or bandit werebears?! Or what if he decides that nature is his true home and decides to revoke his life as mad scientist and he turns hostile to us because we are polluting Mother Nature or we get in each other's way during search and actually start fighting each other or we run into wood elves and they'll be pissed for breaking the ancient oath of non-interference from the Mad kind...
Possibilities for danger are endless.
 
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Or what if he decides that nature is his true home and decides to revoke his life as mad scientist and he turns hostile to us because we are polluting Mother Nature

Are you kidding? Nature may well be Dr. Eggman's #1 arch enemy.

His hatred for such is even written in his official quest backstory.

Never one to get along well with others, The Evil Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik has a long held-prejudice against just about everyone who either isn't him or a robot, and with a special place in his heart for his hatred for all things "Nature" and "Outdoorsey". The exact reason for this is unknown, but theories are numerous, ranging from experiencing a really bad camping trip as a child, to simply growing up full of himself and knowing that it's far easier to reprogram a robots mind than it is a living beings, to a scientific accident and injury he experienced as a child that crossed his wires and made him Evil.

If anything, being lost in the wilderness means you need to rescue Dr. Eggman in order to save Mother Nature from him. :V
 
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Unless you want that to be the only thing you do this turn, you want to put the rest of your vote along side it.
I mean, it doesn't seem like there are that many votes yet. Was waiting for an interesting project or something to join.
Well, just in case the mischievous Time Lord knocks me out to the next week. (open to suggestions)

[X]Comprehensive Risk Assessment Model
-[X]Basing off CRM, CRAM thoroughly analyzes any and all previous failed experiments and operations, identifying prevalent accidents and their causes. Utilizing this knowledge, it tries to identify any similar situations within current actions. Upon finding such a situation, it will proceed to warn the scientist in question, and offer possible counter-measures.
-[X]When recognizing an imminent catastrophe, will immediately call for help through S.K.Y.net and other available channels, as well take control of the local facilities, in order to minimize damage.

With all the injuries and inexplicable fails, it'll be nice to have something of a safety net, just in case .

Possible scenarios:
Scienist A: "I am making research. It's very complicated and tedious. So tired. Time to take a break."
CRAM: "No you dim-wit you forgot to make copy of those files. Do you want to lose all your progress because of a broken computer."

Scientist B:"Hmmm. I sure am hungry. Time for a sandwich! Nom no..."
CRAM:"No you fool do you want to doom us all. This invention reacts to organic matter do you think your crumbs won't be enough to explode half this facility."

Scientist C:"HAHAHA! It lives! My GreyGoon 2000 is COMPLETE! Oh they shall tremble before my army!"
CRAM:"No I am done I called every able-bodied person to bring this shit down. I mean you didn't even bother with limiting it's growth. What kind of moron makes a self-replicating monster without a killswitch."

Scienist A(gain): "Boy it sure would be fun to run my Reality Bender on full power.... why is it not working?"
CRAM:"I switched off the power because your idiocy was going to kill you. You nearly got fried at half the power and now you just want to repeat it but with even more danger."

Intern:"Ah, I have eaten this chocolate bar, yet I see no trash can. I guess I can just leave it in the storeroo..."
CRAM:"Take this trash outside and never come back."

[X] Design a blueprint
-[X] L.E.A.R.N.E.R. 1.5.4
--[X] A direct upgrade to the L.E.A.R.N.E.R. that allows for increased experience gain in all fields and not just Research
 
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@ I just write, is it possible for my replicators to gain more knowledge and power the more that are in the set? Like the geth but better, no leaving holes in my armor.
 
[X] Boss Minions Around
-[X] Borrow 4 Spiderbots and have them build some Mechanogoblins
[X] Go rescue Eggman (enables @Space Jawa to ignore the Lost status)

[X] Advance Understanding of a Field
-[X] Robotics

[X] Infiltrate a major internet node and have a Mechanogoblin establish a tap
 
So...anyone still up for helping with the Wheelie project or do I better shelf it. Speaking of the shelf, somone should make a list of all the plans. Then I just write can but in informational and keeps getting edited when a new plan gets shelfed. Then we can alwas look back to the shelf and see what we want to do.
@theflyingbiscuit @Painfulldarksoul

Might it work to phrase the action as follows?

[] Research
-[] Dream Creatures - How to interact with and stop them
Oke, I have a theory about dream creatures. The human mind affects the dream realm which in turn can effect the materiaal realm. Normal dream creatures are innocent dreams while the stronger ones are nightmares (stronger emotions) and the minds of people in the materiaal effect dream creatures. This is mainly through the subconsious, atleast I believe so. Believe is probally a big part of it. So this is my plan, seeing as Kirby is my Gimmick. Who has ever heard of the Noddy? These creatures only sleep and give the dreaded sleep ability. My plan is to make a Noddy that by dreaming effects the dream-realm. Like using its dreams to bring the dream realm in an unusable state for wizards, by making it either too wild or too calm to be usefull. So I what I propose is this plan:
[] Design Blueprint
-[] Research a creature reproducable with the M3 capable of effecting the dream realm directly and distrubting dream creatures/the use of dream realm power
--[] Insert basic psyhic to assist in this process
---[] Name it a noddy
Right, so Felicia is going to be angry that they lost the one mage that got Mutated into an Cat Friend, but that is balanced out by the Cat Friend that was sent with them being alive still. Felicia is going to be babying the injured Cat Friend this turn. Dedede's bed may be confiscated for them if he doesn't keep an eye on it.

I'm interested in sending Felicia on the Espionage mission to infiltrate the Illuminati, so that leaves one action open for her. So, convince me on what to put Felicia on guys.

I'm going to hold off on building an C.A.T. room until we have an target set for capture. Though having The Cataclysm built will move the time frame up.
DeDeDe never keeps an eye on his bed, this is why he has to share it with cats each day.
[X] Research: Upgrade Shadow Gate
[X] Design a Blueprint
-[X] Upgraded Pandora Orb
--[X] Fix Black blood gooey monster problem.


Could use a hand bringing the Shadow Gate up to spec.
Can't we just find a way to weaponize the black goo monsters?
It occurred to me that using the revival/zombie serum we could do something about all the casualties that resulted from the raid. I see four ways to go about this:

1. Pay us and we'll revive your loved ones- MONEY!!!
2. We've revived you so you work for us now.- We gain minions? Maybe?
3. Charity revival- We gain good will.
4. Suddenly everyone is alive again- Stealth revive everyone. Why? Reasons?

Or we could do nothing.
The revival serum is not... ready for commercial use yet.
Are you kidding? Nature may well be Dr. Eggman's #1 arch enemy.

His hatred for such is even written in his official quest backstory.



If anything, being lost in the wilderness means you need to rescue Dr. Eggman in order to save Mother Nature from him. :V

"Mother Nature will RUE THE DAY she crossed the brilliant, the evil, the undeniably mad genius that is DR. IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK!"

"You hear that, Mother Nature?! Rue the day! RUUUUUUUUUUUE IT!"

Implying that cats aren't already our mascot by association with Felicia. Blasphemy.
Robotnik must really hate Felicia then, because the entire base is flooded with Animals because of her. Hell, he must really hate DeDeDe because he dreams of making the world a lazy land with a bunch of nature. Same can be said of Fairweather and her plant interrest.
 
So, I have decided to check a bit back to make a list of all the plans, say if I missed some.
@I just write maybe this could be put in sidestory or Informational? I could help to be able see our plans in a comprehansive list.

The MAD Scientiest Project Archive, also known as the Shelf.
(Source is who came up with the idea)

-BASES
[] Shadow Citadel
Source: @Keeper Of Storms
An Orbital Fortress, complete with Planetary Bombardment Cannon. While it bristles with defensive systems, the truth is that the Shadow Citadel is never supposed to be found to begin with; it dwells, and provides fire support from, the Shadow Plane. A base for M.A.D. in its own right, it is armed with an Exotic Particle Cannon that has been scaled to be worthy of an Orbital Dimensional Fortress.

Components To Be Researched:
-Orbital Exotic Particle Cannon
-Cross-dimension Cannon Targeting
-Drive System suitable for an Orbital Dimensional Fortress
-Some way to make building it viable (Construction: Gaint fort)

[] Cataclysm
Source: @Lizard Knight and @Shadowhope
A gaint artifical island with a massive cat skull vulcano, the right eye of the skull has a gaint red robotic eye that hides a doomsday ray.
The base can be divided into the surface, the vulcano and the islands-insides. The surface is coverd in a gaint artificial forrest where tons of biological minions can roam and feed of special depot points, making it a perfect housing space. The inside of the vulcano is concists of a gaint reactor, the skull with the dooms day weaponry and a gaint computer where all the controll systems are in place.
The insides have extensive C.A.T. facilities aswel as storage space for mechinial minions that can't roam the surface area.
The island is also a space ship, the underside of the island hiding gaint motors and inside there is a gaint anti-gravity unit. The island can create a bubble shield to protect itself and keep the oxygen in when it goes to space. The trees on the surface are able to create articial oxygen.

Components to be researched:
-Orbital Exotic Particle Cannon or other doomsday ray
-Drive System suitable for an Orbital Dimensional Fortress
-Some way to make building it viable (Construction: Faux Island)
-A large anti gravity reactor
-Large energy reactor that makes a lava like substance as waste
-Special trees that make oxygen
-Gaint bubble shield
-Robot Storage Facility - A base room designed for maximum efficiency in the field of storing robots, allowing a base to support far more robot minions than it could otherwise.

ROOMS
[] Robot Storage Facility - A base room designed for maximum efficiency in the field of storing robots, allowing a base to support far more robot minions than it could otherwise.
(Source: @Space Jawa )
[] Base Stealth Entrance - If you can't find it, is it really there? This base addition is designed to hide the main entrance of a base - if not the base itself entirely - while maintaining the utmost in front door protections against unwanted visitors.
(Source: @Space Jawa )
[] Factpurry
Source: @I just write , @Lizard Knight
A production line that uses a Jerry machine and an injetor system. The jerry gets made and placed by robotic hands on a injector bench, the injector bench first gives the Jerry Felitionizer to turn it into a cat friend, if it dies the revival serum wil be used. If that fails, the Jerry wil be turned into base organic mush to be used else where.

Components to be researched:
-Injector bench

EQUIPMENT
[] Sandbox
Source: @Genon
An extremely-advanced version of the physics engines already found in video games and computer simulations the world over, the Sandbox is the greatest achievement in computing since the invention of the NetNavi. It is effectively a supercomputer with such unparalleled power that it can simulate an area the size of the observable universe, atom-for-atom, allowing MAD researchers an ideal testing ground for their experiments so long as they are purely physical in nature. You can test your planet busters and black-hole machines in here, as well as eliminate the need for test subjects almost completely, but you cannot simulate anything that disobeys the basic laws of physics, meaning that simulations of magic or divine interventions are off-limits baring an upgrade. It is also possible to simulate the growth of societies, have realistic conversations with simulated brains, screw with a simulated rat's biology in new and fascinating ways, and so on, without fear of breaking anything (or anyone) important.

Effects: Can be used like a minion for one Research action per turn, massively boosting the odds of success. However, it is limited by known natural laws. This means that it cannot be used for experiments that are magical or spiritual in nature unless it is upgraded to do so, likely in the form of an extremely-complex software patch. It also cannot be used for experiments that cross dimensions or examine other universes, as it can only simulate, at most, a physical space the size of the known universe barring hardware upgrades. Multiple Sandboxes can be built.

MINIONS
-Variation on the catfriend
(Source: @Shadowhope )
[] Pillah
Source: @Lizard Knight
It is a slimy blob able to create chemicals and store these in sacs. It has a non-black blood pandora orb and uses this connect to its mechinal exo skelleton. This skeleton drains the chemicals and can make any chemical in its database and then seal it (in either gas or fluid form) into a pill capsule which is then stored into a container on its head to be thrown by its mechanical arms.
[] Noddy
Source: @Lizard Knight

A tiny creature with stubby legs and a sleeping hat. The creature's brain is especialy calibrated to be to interact with the dream realm, serving as a scrambler for people who access it for power try to make portals to/from it. Any dream creature in the area wil also be heavily affected and molded, into passive creatures or even allies depending on the Noddies power.
The hat is in actuality an amplifier that allows the noddy interact with the dream realm, the hat also hides a range of scanners that allows the noddy and any MAD scientiest to know about any dimensional shannigens

Components to be researched:
-Anything to interact with the dream realm
-Artificial magic device (possible)
-Method of which dream creatures change based on the subconcious.
Wheelie
source: @Lizard Knight
[] Design blueprint
-[] Create a bio mechinal creature for the M3
--[] The wheelie, a minion that serves as combat vehicle. Capable of being used as vehicle by a person or move on its own.
---[] A mechinal and biological hybrid, it is basicly an organic jelly like creature in a mechinical shell that natural understanding of movement. It can be used as a vehicle by something it trust and wil follow orders given through the steer coming from its head. It can control its own problem without problem and is able to right itself when dropped on its side. It has an pandora orb to help with the connection with its metalic shell. Its mechanical parts are powered by a marble reactor connected to an all-porpose energy tap. Its organic parts can subsist from the waste created by the marble reactor. It posses a bubble shield that can cover itself and its rider. It has a repulsor lift flight technology build into its mechincal half allowing it lift itself for a short period of time or extend fligth time when it flies of a ramp. Its main engine is a hyper rotating plasma engine powerd by its marble reactor. Its wheel is made from diamond silk, while under its metal shell a protective layor of diamond silk and git gud cotton which is layerd over eachother to create a powerful protective shield that protects its inner machinery and organic core. Most of the above is part of one machine, connecting it to the wheelie with the pandora orb, the remaining four slots of the pandora orb are a multi-wave detector, a personal dimensional phaser and a uplink to that allows it to contect with digital networks, like the MAD net work and a last slot open, allowing wheelies to be slightly costumized. The wheelies brain is modded with a primitive telepathic cicuit, allowing it make contact with its rider to smooth over control. Using its uplink, telepathic circuit and multi-wave detector (set to brain waves) it can find any person it views as an ally and lost, which it wil then recover.

COMPONENTS
-Orbital Exotic Particle Cannon
-Cross-dimension Cannon Targeting
-Drive System suitable for an Orbital Dimensional Fortress
-Some way to make building a gaint fort or articifial island viable
-A large anti gravity reactor
-Large energy reactor that makes a lava like substance as waste
-Special trees that make oxygen
-Gaint bubble shield
 
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