AnonymousRabbit
Rabbit Faced
Not even Twilight Spark can reach Reimu's level of BS with no Spellcard Rules holding her back.
I'm still mad at the Moonbitches. Now that my friend was wtf.
Flandre's Quest (Touhou) World - (Madness Quest)
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I'm still mad at the Moonbitches. Now that my friend was wtf.
Sk8torchic
The Sorcerer of Humanity.
"Power to counter anything." Jesus fuck Yorihime.
Entropy Judge
Recurring Bouts of Misanthropy
She never had Sayaka's blood, only Mami and Kyouko's.
Now that someone actually asks instead of assuming it's canon - no, the omake wasn't canon. Never was intended to be; if the vote for Kyuu had won, then no, you wouldn't be dealing with Mami and Sayaka right now - you also wouldn't have Kyouko's Soul Gem, either. But since the Four of a Kind vote won, it was always my intention to have Mami and Sayaka survive, hence the big red "something's wrong" and the Mysterious Observer.
By the way, Homura is keeping Kyouko's body 'warm' on the off-chance that she can get her Soul Gem back, and is desperately hoping that Mami and Sayaka don't crit-fail Diplomacy again, because she doesn't have the Grief Seeds to pull Sayaka's body back together enough for her Soul Gem to kick the auto-regeneration back on.
I did say people should pick that chapter apart a bit more.
By the way, Homura is keeping Kyouko's body 'warm' on the off-chance that she can get her Soul Gem back, and is desperately hoping that Mami and Sayaka don't crit-fail Diplomacy again, because she doesn't have the Grief Seeds to pull Sayaka's body back together enough for her Soul Gem to kick the auto-regeneration back on.
I did say people should pick that chapter apart a bit more.
Ahasver
Rip is me
[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
--[X] "You got fixed, so I guess I could drink your blood then... no need to grab a human then."
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
--[X] "You got fixed, so I guess I could drink your blood then... no need to grab a human then."
[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
--[X] "You got fixed, so I guess I could drink your blood then... no need to grab a human then."
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
--[X] "You got fixed, so I guess I could drink your blood then... no need to grab a human then."
DON'T SCARY
Hope is the road to disappointment....
Can we betrayed by them later. Or turned them into our ghoul army/servants.
Entropy Judge
Recurring Bouts of Misanthropy
Votes are now locked.
[X]Hmmm...
-[X]Break that ugly yellow gem.
-[X]No.
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[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
1
[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
--[X] "You got fixed, so I guess I could drink your blood then... no need to grab a human then."
5
[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
-[X] That's how it was done back at your home; the humans there at least know how to make compromises with their betters.
[X] Ask them why they're so worried about the little humans. It's not like they're even the same species as them, so there's no need to pretend they have anything in common with them.
-[X] "Your blood doesn't taste right, not even for a youkai. Still, I guess I could drink yours...no need to grab a human then."
-[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
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[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems. Promise you'll enlighten them both after you properly teach them another lesson.
-[X]- Four of a Kind. Have the clones distract them while you kill the Youkai holding this place together. The shift from this pocket to the real world should disorient them.
--[X] Smash them up and keep them from moving around, if possible snag those pretty gems. This is all pretty fun, but you'd like some answers from your new toys.
1
-[X]Break that ugly yellow gem.
-[X]No.
2
[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
1
[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
--[X] "You got fixed, so I guess I could drink your blood then... no need to grab a human then."
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[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
-[X] That's how it was done back at your home; the humans there at least know how to make compromises with their betters.
[X] Ask them why they're so worried about the little humans. It's not like they're even the same species as them, so there's no need to pretend they have anything in common with them.
-[X] "Your blood doesn't taste right, not even for a youkai. Still, I guess I could drink yours...no need to grab a human then."
-[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
6
[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems. Promise you'll enlighten them both after you properly teach them another lesson.
-[X]- Four of a Kind. Have the clones distract them while you kill the Youkai holding this place together. The shift from this pocket to the real world should disorient them.
--[X] Smash them up and keep them from moving around, if possible snag those pretty gems. This is all pretty fun, but you'd like some answers from your new toys.
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Dang it, should of gone with the version without the other species mention.
Oh well, it is still IC for Flandre. And based on the lack of a mini-tetris from Mami and overt self-loathing from Sayaka after being healed from being ripped apart might suggest she may already be lich-bombed this timeline; they already had their freakouts and are, somehow, recovering and coping.
Otherwise, it is going to be painful once Fladre's statement prompts Mami to put the final piece of the lich-bomb together mentally.
Oh well, it is still IC for Flandre. And based on the lack of a mini-tetris from Mami and overt self-loathing from Sayaka after being healed from being ripped apart might suggest she may already be lich-bombed this timeline; they already had their freakouts and are, somehow, recovering and coping.
Otherwise, it is going to be painful once Fladre's statement prompts Mami to put the final piece of the lich-bomb together mentally.
Don't Lose Your Head!
Entropy Judge
Recurring Bouts of Misanthropy
[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
-[X] That's how it was done back at your home; the humans there at least know how to make compromises with their betters.
[X] Ask them why they're so worried about the little humans. It's not like they're even the same species as them, so there's no need to pretend they have anything in common with them.
-[X] "Your blood doesn't taste right, not even for a youkai. Still, I guess I could drink yours...no need to grab a human then."
-[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
You shrug carelessly. It's no skin off you if there's trouble or a compromise does get reached. Still ... there's no reason to pointlessly get in fights ... unless the fight is fun, in which case it's not pointless. You smile sweetly at Mami and bob your head.
"Well, I don't really care so long as I don't have to starve myself - I'm not going to not eat just because it offends your delicate sensibilities. Back home the youkai reached an agreement with my sister - she wouldn't kill everything, and they'd bring humans who wandered in from outside so we'd get fresh blood. I get the feeling you wouldn't agree to that, though. So how about you -"
"Wait." She cuts you off, frowning. "You ... do you live inside a Witch's Barrier?" You frown, rolling the idea around in your head. It's probably not that inaccurate ... you shrug.
"I guess. I mean, I don't know if there's just one youkai keeping it separate, and it's not all crazy like this place, and I'm not sure what the humans do, because we're supposed to leave them alone ...."
"Humans and Witches, living together?" The sword-girl is staring at you, baffled. You'd almost forgotten she was there. "That's ...." You shrug.
"I guess. I mean, yeah there's youkai who eat humans - or would, if they weren't stopped - but there's also youkai who don't care about humans at all. And some youkai help humans, and so do some witches and that shrine maiden." You frown a bit, trying to remember how it all fit together. You stayed inside most of the time, though, so it didn't really affect you ... so you kind of ignored that particular lesson of Remilia's.
"Witches, youkai ... could you be less careless with your terms?" Mami lets go of her guns and they fade away. "We are Magical Girls, and it's our duty to protect humans from Witches, which you call youkai." She pauses as you start to giggle, then laugh uproariously. Her frown turns to a glare soon enough.
"Hehehe ... I'm sorry, but whoever came up with those names is an idiot. I mean, I call you a witch because that's what you are - a person who uses sorcery, specifically a female. I call them -" you point over your shoulder to the still-struggling youkai "- youkai because that's what it is. Calling it a 'witch' and yourself a 'magical girl,' though! That's just too funny. A magical girl is a little witch; a witch is a big magical girl! And I suppose you think the name 'Soul Gem' is just a name? Names mean things - you don't just call something a 'Soul Gem' unless there's a relationship! Even I know that much!" You sigh. "Why do you fight these youkai, anyway? What do you get out of ...?" You trail off, because you notice that Mami is shaking. Shivering herself to pieces, actually, because the fake thing in front of you dissolves into a mass of ribbons. Then you hear laughter coming from behind the youkai.
"Ha ... haha .... No ... no, you're wrong. Kyubey wouldn't do that to us. He, he wants to help us. Ah, Miki-san? Could you please move out of the way?" You're vaguely aware of movement behind you, but it doesn't matter. You have a plan. Mami said something she shouldn't have. She made a mistake. You reach out with your arm. "Tiro," she begins, and you see an enormous cannon pointing at you, but it doesn't matter. You can see the eye, it's resting in your hand. "Finale!" she cries, just as you
and the world comes apart around you as you break the youkai. You're back in the city, dropping onto a rooftop; the sword-girl is above you, falling; there's a rush of air as the cannonball just misses you, yellow sparks blazing around it like stars. You catch the falling girl, grin at her, then toss her to the side. She's not worth the effort, not fun enough! But Mami ... you can see her, she's on a different building, higher than you and using her ribbons to scale the side. You pull out Laevateinn and leap toward her, flying fast, so fast!
She's able to dodge, though, and your swing cuts through the hard exterior just before you plow into it, crashing through the wall - and the one behind it - before coming to a halt and spinning around. You hurl yourself up, through the floor above you and then out, through another wall, but your target is nowhere to be seen. Oh well~
"He~ey! Mami-chan! Why don't you come out to play?" You don't hear anything, though, so you fly out a bit and turn to face the building. After a moment of nothing, you shrug and raise your precious gift. You pour power into and through it, manifesting its great flaming blade, and then you slash the building, melting stone and shattering glass. You look around for another target, and strike at a smaller brown-brick structure before shutting off the power. You see yellow below you and dive, plowing through the roof of the building - and it doesn't matter to you that it's a fake, you're winning! Even when the building explodes around you, yellow bursts of magic and gunpowder flaring bright enough to leave stars, you're laughing with joy. Even if it's not a danger, even if the only challenge is finding her, this is more fun than you've had in decades, at least. You land on a different building.
"Hey, Mami-chan! Are there any people around here? Who's gonna protect them from the big scary witch?" You're not sure where she is, but she wouldn't have run. You've seen that kind of madness. You've lived that kind of madness. She needs to beat you or die trying. You feel a tear through your chest as a blade rams through your heart - you spin, Laevateinn flashing out ... but the girl, Miki, is gone in a flash of grey. You frown, unsure of just what happened.
It doesn't matter, though, because you can see Mami again! Well, you didn't see her first - the hail of bullets was your key to looking in the right direction. You wait until just after a cannonball smashes the rooftop near you, then duck under the cover of invisibility. You shudder a bit; you haven't used this much magic so quickly since you fought Reimu, and your lack of control is getting to you. You aren't in nearly as bad a condition as then, especially since you just fed, but you should probably finish up soon .... You float above the roof, watching and waiting, and soon enough, Mami and Miki come walking along.
"Don't worry, Miki-san - I'm sure Kyubey can explain everything. This ... Flandre has to be wrong. He would never do that." She sounds tired, so tired! It's so hard to resist the urge to giggle. You have to wait for the proper moment! That's what Remilia said, it's what your sister told you - wait for just the proper moment when they think they've won ...!
"Mami-san ...? I don't see her. Is she ...?" The younger girl sounds so nervous! It's giving you such a wonderful rush!
"Yes ... yes, Miki-san. We won -" Mami almost falls to her knees, but you're ready - you invert right above her, flashing to visibility as you latch your hand around her neck and jaw, and yank, ripping her head right off. You toss a wicked grin at the shocked girl, then fly up, holding your position twenty meters above her while you consider your next move.
[ ] Leave - Miki's not worth the bother.
[ ] Attack - She put a sword through your chest! And there's probably another witch around here, too ....
[ ] Talk - You've had some excitement; maybe she knows where more youkai are!
[ ] Other - Write-in
-[X] That's how it was done back at your home; the humans there at least know how to make compromises with their betters.
[X] Ask them why they're so worried about the little humans. It's not like they're even the same species as them, so there's no need to pretend they have anything in common with them.
-[X] "Your blood doesn't taste right, not even for a youkai. Still, I guess I could drink yours...no need to grab a human then."
-[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
You shrug carelessly. It's no skin off you if there's trouble or a compromise does get reached. Still ... there's no reason to pointlessly get in fights ... unless the fight is fun, in which case it's not pointless. You smile sweetly at Mami and bob your head.
"Well, I don't really care so long as I don't have to starve myself - I'm not going to not eat just because it offends your delicate sensibilities. Back home the youkai reached an agreement with my sister - she wouldn't kill everything, and they'd bring humans who wandered in from outside so we'd get fresh blood. I get the feeling you wouldn't agree to that, though. So how about you -"
"Wait." She cuts you off, frowning. "You ... do you live inside a Witch's Barrier?" You frown, rolling the idea around in your head. It's probably not that inaccurate ... you shrug.
"I guess. I mean, I don't know if there's just one youkai keeping it separate, and it's not all crazy like this place, and I'm not sure what the humans do, because we're supposed to leave them alone ...."
"Humans and Witches, living together?" The sword-girl is staring at you, baffled. You'd almost forgotten she was there. "That's ...." You shrug.
"I guess. I mean, yeah there's youkai who eat humans - or would, if they weren't stopped - but there's also youkai who don't care about humans at all. And some youkai help humans, and so do some witches and that shrine maiden." You frown a bit, trying to remember how it all fit together. You stayed inside most of the time, though, so it didn't really affect you ... so you kind of ignored that particular lesson of Remilia's.
"Witches, youkai ... could you be less careless with your terms?" Mami lets go of her guns and they fade away. "We are Magical Girls, and it's our duty to protect humans from Witches, which you call youkai." She pauses as you start to giggle, then laugh uproariously. Her frown turns to a glare soon enough.
"Hehehe ... I'm sorry, but whoever came up with those names is an idiot. I mean, I call you a witch because that's what you are - a person who uses sorcery, specifically a female. I call them -" you point over your shoulder to the still-struggling youkai "- youkai because that's what it is. Calling it a 'witch' and yourself a 'magical girl,' though! That's just too funny. A magical girl is a little witch; a witch is a big magical girl! And I suppose you think the name 'Soul Gem' is just a name? Names mean things - you don't just call something a 'Soul Gem' unless there's a relationship! Even I know that much!" You sigh. "Why do you fight these youkai, anyway? What do you get out of ...?" You trail off, because you notice that Mami is shaking. Shivering herself to pieces, actually, because the fake thing in front of you dissolves into a mass of ribbons. Then you hear laughter coming from behind the youkai.
"Ha ... haha .... No ... no, you're wrong. Kyubey wouldn't do that to us. He, he wants to help us. Ah, Miki-san? Could you please move out of the way?" You're vaguely aware of movement behind you, but it doesn't matter. You have a plan. Mami said something she shouldn't have. She made a mistake. You reach out with your arm. "Tiro," she begins, and you see an enormous cannon pointing at you, but it doesn't matter. You can see the eye, it's resting in your hand. "Finale!" she cries, just as you
and the world comes apart around you as you break the youkai. You're back in the city, dropping onto a rooftop; the sword-girl is above you, falling; there's a rush of air as the cannonball just misses you, yellow sparks blazing around it like stars. You catch the falling girl, grin at her, then toss her to the side. She's not worth the effort, not fun enough! But Mami ... you can see her, she's on a different building, higher than you and using her ribbons to scale the side. You pull out Laevateinn and leap toward her, flying fast, so fast!
She's able to dodge, though, and your swing cuts through the hard exterior just before you plow into it, crashing through the wall - and the one behind it - before coming to a halt and spinning around. You hurl yourself up, through the floor above you and then out, through another wall, but your target is nowhere to be seen. Oh well~
"He~ey! Mami-chan! Why don't you come out to play?" You don't hear anything, though, so you fly out a bit and turn to face the building. After a moment of nothing, you shrug and raise your precious gift. You pour power into and through it, manifesting its great flaming blade, and then you slash the building, melting stone and shattering glass. You look around for another target, and strike at a smaller brown-brick structure before shutting off the power. You see yellow below you and dive, plowing through the roof of the building - and it doesn't matter to you that it's a fake, you're winning! Even when the building explodes around you, yellow bursts of magic and gunpowder flaring bright enough to leave stars, you're laughing with joy. Even if it's not a danger, even if the only challenge is finding her, this is more fun than you've had in decades, at least. You land on a different building.
"Hey, Mami-chan! Are there any people around here? Who's gonna protect them from the big scary witch?" You're not sure where she is, but she wouldn't have run. You've seen that kind of madness. You've lived that kind of madness. She needs to beat you or die trying. You feel a tear through your chest as a blade rams through your heart - you spin, Laevateinn flashing out ... but the girl, Miki, is gone in a flash of grey. You frown, unsure of just what happened.
It doesn't matter, though, because you can see Mami again! Well, you didn't see her first - the hail of bullets was your key to looking in the right direction. You wait until just after a cannonball smashes the rooftop near you, then duck under the cover of invisibility. You shudder a bit; you haven't used this much magic so quickly since you fought Reimu, and your lack of control is getting to you. You aren't in nearly as bad a condition as then, especially since you just fed, but you should probably finish up soon .... You float above the roof, watching and waiting, and soon enough, Mami and Miki come walking along.
"Don't worry, Miki-san - I'm sure Kyubey can explain everything. This ... Flandre has to be wrong. He would never do that." She sounds tired, so tired! It's so hard to resist the urge to giggle. You have to wait for the proper moment! That's what Remilia said, it's what your sister told you - wait for just the proper moment when they think they've won ...!
"Mami-san ...? I don't see her. Is she ...?" The younger girl sounds so nervous! It's giving you such a wonderful rush!
"Yes ... yes, Miki-san. We won -" Mami almost falls to her knees, but you're ready - you invert right above her, flashing to visibility as you latch your hand around her neck and jaw, and yank, ripping her head right off. You toss a wicked grin at the shocked girl, then fly up, holding your position twenty meters above her while you consider your next move.
[ ] Leave - Miki's not worth the bother.
[ ] Attack - She put a sword through your chest! And there's probably another witch around here, too ....
[ ] Talk - You've had some excitement; maybe she knows where more youkai are!
[ ] Other - Write-in
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Guys we have an opportunity. We know Mami at least wanted to be a hero, let's break Sword Girls' heroic dreams.
Let's tell her~
[X] Talk "Ya know if you want to be a hero, that means you want Youkai to go out and kill people so you can save them! And then it looks like you become the Youkai! Ahaha isn't it funny?"
The way Mami reacted after the whole linguistic debate does seem to fit.
DON'T SCARY
Hope is the road to disappointment....
Change vote to this:
[X] Talk "Ya know if you want to be a hero, that means you want Youkai to go out and kill people so you can save them! And then it looks like you become the Youkai! Ahaha isn't it funny
Lets get a giant pet mermai knight.
[X] Talk "Ya know if you want to be a hero, that means you want Youkai to go out and kill people so you can save them! And then it looks like you become the Youkai! Ahaha isn't it funny
Lets get a giant pet mermai knight.
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Doctor Akemi
Homura Akemi's Time Lord counterpart.
- Location
- inside TARDIS in time stream
[X] Talk "Ya know if you want to be a hero, that means you want Youkai to go out and kill people so you can save them! And then it looks like you become the Youkai! Ahaha isn't it funny?"
its Break them by talking time!
its Break them by talking time!
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Doctor Akemi
Homura Akemi's Time Lord counterpart.
- Location
- inside TARDIS in time stream
there is a mistake- there should be "protect humans against witches."
We gotta break em in all the different ways! (Also this write in brought to you by Kirei Kotomine, breaking dreams sense finding out the Holy Grail was broken.
Besides I think Cirno could use another friend. They're so alike!
'I AM A HERO' (Also blue!)
'I AM THE STRONGEST' (also blue!)
See, friendships have been born from less similarities!
Doctor Akemi
Homura Akemi's Time Lord counterpart.
- Location
- inside TARDIS in time stream
no wait it was Tonaris
but I agree with him
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... so uh how would that work against IMAGINE BREAKER?
...Well I guess that's were I got it from then. I just kinda forgot about it because I didn't see it on this page XD. Or i just didn't notice it under the Hourai debate.
That moment of dawning realization that... would X-COM let us work with them? I mean think about it...
We could slaughter aliens and they'd be perfectly fine with giving us EXALT fodder to eat...
Heck as Commander I'd love the thought of ending EXALT and gaining a powerfull... ally? to wipe aliens off the map.
- Location
- Postcard from the Root
You know this might be evil of me, but we should've let Mami live to talk to Kyubey... :lol
I can't wait to see Homura pitch the idea of fighting Walpurgisnacht to Flandre.
I can't wait to see Homura pitch the idea of fighting Walpurgisnacht to Flandre.
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Doctor Akemi
Homura Akemi's Time Lord counterpart.
- Location
- inside TARDIS in time stream
so the alliance between Homura and Flandre is possible?
I LIKE IT!
DON'T SCARY
Hope is the road to disappointment....
Flandre vs homura vs walpuris for the world championship.
Legionary
One of Many
Hmm... does this mean X-Com would become Abridged Hellsing Organization? Granted Flandre would be less inclined to take enthusiastic walks if a compromise was made
Doctor Akemi
Homura Akemi's Time Lord counterpart.
- Location
- inside TARDIS in time stream
Also what is the relationship between flandre and Marsia? Because popular fanon is that they have good sister-like relationship. Reason why I ask is that while Flan talks about witches she did not referenced Marsia.
Entropy Judge
Recurring Bouts of Misanthropy
Homura's thoughts for the past three days: "Goddammit, I need to find that crazy thing so I can see if it'll give me back Kyouko's Soul Gem in exchange for me telling it when the best fight is."
Homura's thoughts for the past three minutes: "Goddammit, Mami!"
She knows who she is, and knows that she (repeatedly) breaks into the mansion to steal from Patchouli; obviously, this means she's someone worth playing with! Unfortunately, Marisa is much better at avoiding her than Flan is at finding her, and matches between them have been rare. Marisa would have come up had Flan been able to continue asking about motivations and rewards, because she knows that Marisa gets paid by villagers for youkai extermination.
DON'T SCARY
Hope is the road to disappointment....
Simple Marsia is way beyond the madoka team's league.
EDIT: I really want to deal homura first ,then walpuris and madoka
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