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Flandre's Quest (Touhou) World - (Madness Quest)

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Sk8torchic said:
They're the ones that are insisting that our diet is dangerous to humans. They can help figure out a way to not kill our food~.
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Huh. Well, I'll just point out that Mami isn't in the mindset to really come up with this sort of thing on her own, and Sayaka won't. If Kyouko were still around, she would probably have suggested a blood bank ... and then you could've gone shopping with Lil Sis Koko for blood, and then gone home to Other Lil Sis Mami and she could make you delicious bloody pastries! But without a push in the right direction, you're heading for Bloodbath 2: More Explosions!
 
OK, so blood bank (does Flandre know what those are?) or maybe the walking, blue, super regenerating blood bank.(Oh Sayaka, will the universe ever stop hating you? :p)

Just some ideas.
 
[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
--[X] "You got fixed, so I guess I could drink your blood then... no need to grab a human then."
 
techsy730 said:
OK, so blood bank (does Flandre know what those are?)
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Nope!


Also, because I keep forgetting:
I am removing Doom from the list of universes accessible. Turns out none of the ideas I had would actually make for interesting reading, so it's a good idea you guys didn't vote to go there! The Phobos Installation is no longer available.
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But if I ever get bored, I'll probably write a fic involving the demons stealing cucumbers from Gensokyo, and the Kappa decide to send Nitori on a life-or-death mission to retrieve them. Or probably not, because I'm not sure I could write Nitori very well!
 
[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
-[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
--[X] "You got fixed, so I guess I could drink your blood then... no need to grab a human then."
 
[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
-[X] That's how it was done back at your home; the humans there at least know how to make compromises with their betters.
[X] Ask them why they're so worried about the little humans. It's not like they're even the same species as them, so there's no need to pretend they have anything in common with them.
-[X] "Your blood doesn't taste right, not even for a youkai. Still, I guess I could drink yours...no need to grab a human then."
-[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
 
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Entropy Judge said:
Flandre: I killed you guys!
Mami: Twas but a scratch!
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SON OF A-!

...Okay. Things just got weird. We killed these guys once, and we can do it again... but "Mami's" calm is weirding me out. She's pretty chill for someone who just rose from the dead and found out Kyoko was gone gone. What the hell happened? We know they didn't get right back up after we left, the police found the bodies.

Anyway, I'm not worried. Whatever BS they or someone else pulled to bring them back, they're gonna die like chumps now all the same.

Look at this from Flan's perspective. Some two-bit witches pop up and start whining about us having fun, then try to strong-arm us into following their rules on our vacation, and after we literally wipe the floor with them they come back even weaker and try to pull the exact same shtick. Hahaha...no.

No Mami, I don't think we'll be having any more problems... you are our plaything now, and we're going to make you behave. We'll take you down again, and this time we'll stick around figure out how you did that resurrection trick and make sure you know you place.

[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems. Promise you'll enlighten them both after you properly teach them another lesson.
-[X]- Four of a Kind. Have the clones distract them while you kill the Youkai holding this place together. The shift from this pocket to the real world should disorient them.
--[X] Smash them up and keep them from moving around, if possible snag those pretty gems. This is all pretty fun, but you'd like some answers from your new toys.
 
[X] Remind them that you do need to eat, but if they can come up with a way for you to eat without endangering people, you might be willing to go along with it.
-[X] That's how it was done back at your home; the humans there at least know how to make compromises with their betters.
[X] Ask them why they're so worried about the little humans. It's not like they're even the same species as them, so there's no need to pretend they have anything in common with them.
-[X] "Your blood doesn't taste right, not even for a youkai. Still, I guess I could drink yours...no need to grab a human then."
-[X] Laugh, and ask if they've realized there's probably a reason they're call Soul Gems.
 
Entropy Judge said:
Killing them isn't the hard part, it's making them stay dead that's the trouble.
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Yes that is what I mean. Kill the concept of immortality/eternity or just use those weapons made to kill Immortals like Harpe or Visavi Shakti(Not sure right spelling).

The later either forces the concept of death or traps them in an endless cycle of it. From there is no cheap ways escaping Visavi Shakti.
 
Hadiz said:
Yes that is what I mean. Kill the concept of immortality/eternity or just use those weapons made to kill Immortals like Harpe or Visavi Shakti(Not sure right spelling).

The later either forces the concept of death or traps them in an endless cycle of it. From there is no cheap ways escaping Visavi Shakti.
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Or go grab Ryogi Shiki, she's good at killing non-physical stuff.
 
ShadowAngelBeta said:
Or go grab Ryogi Shiki, she's good at killing non-physical stuff.
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The issue with Shiki - any of them, AFAIK - is that they can't enforce the principle of death on something. Like Tohno Shiki couldn't find Lines or Points on Arcueid when the full moon was out because a True Ancestor under the full moon is as near to deathless as you can get. The Shikis wouldn't be able to truly end the Hourai Immortals because they have no end. The Black Barrel, on the other hand, might work, as it's supposed to impose the concept of a limited lifespan on the target, or something.

Hadiz said:
Good point. But we are not in Nasu,SMT or some other universe with with reality warpers. We are in PMMM. I am not sure if there is anyone with sufficient hax to kill Mokou or Kaguya.
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"I wish you were mortal!"
 
If someone is immortal, you don't need to figure out a way to kill them, you just need to make them good AS dead.

Cutting off all their limbs and eyes, covering/filling the stumps/holes with metal to prevent regeneration, inserting steel plates into the spinal cord for paralyzation, cutting out the tongue, figure out a way to keep them fed if they need that, and stick them in a permanent illusion while also dumping them near the event horizon of a black hole or other time warping effect to quadrillions of years in the future.

I won't pretend that I have read any of the last page or two, or really know anything about the majority of touhou (I haven't and I don't) but that's a pretty good method to dispose of immortal beings, right? Assuming that you are capable of overpowering them to this extent, or render them unconscious.
 
Dermonster said:
If someone is immortal, you don't need to figure out a way to kill them, you just need to make them good AS dead.

Cutting off all their limbs and eyes, covering/filling the stumps/holes with metal to prevent regeneration, inserting steel plates into the spinal cord for paralyzation, cutting out the tongue, figure out a way to keep them fed if they need that, and stick them in a permanent illusion while also dumping them near the event horizon of a black hole or other time warping effect to quadrillions of years in the future.

I won't pretend that I have read any of the last page or two, or really know anything about the majority of touhou (I haven't and I don't) but that's a pretty good method to dispose of immortal beings, right? Assuming that you are capable of overpowering them to this extent, or render them unconscious.
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Kaguya and Mokou have ingested something called the "Hourai Elixir." It has strange properties that force your body to continually revert itself to the state you were in when you drank it.
You don't grow old because the Hourai deages you again. You don't grow sick because the Elixir rejects the foreign substances from your body. You don't die because you were alive when you drank the drug. It's a powerful substance invented by the smartest Doctor from the Moon, and she was exiled for its creation; Kaguya was exiled for its consumption, despite being Lunarian royalty. It's that bullshit.
 
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