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Dragon Age: Destiny Awaits

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Ceslas said:
Are you saying use the blanket and warming pan to fake a pregnancy then use a surgically modified half-elf baby as a fake heir? Because that syntax is very ambiguous and the other alternatives involve infanticide.
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I'm saying in the event that neither one of them can get a bun in the oven you fake the pregnancy, then sneak a generously offered baby in on the blessed day and wham bam you've got an heir and I will one day take what is mine. Mine do you understand?

-Signed, that nice old elven woman in the mountains

Theravis said:
Supposedly half-dwarves are a thing, but nobody's seen one.
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That's because their dwarven mothers eat them, or they eat their human mothers.

Trufax.
 
Theravis said:
Elvishness is recessive: You cannot tell a half-elf from a human.

As a matter of fact
Allister is a half-elf. His mother is Grand Enchanter Fiona
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What? Then who were those people we visited in Deneirim? Dick move, Maric. Dick move, building your bastard's whole life on a lie and you didn't even give him cool fake relatives! *Maelys Targaryen rings the hand bell of shame repeatedly*
 
Mina said:
I'm saying in the event that neither one of them can get a bun in the oven you fake the pregnancy, then sneak a generously offered baby in on the blessed day and wham bam you've got an heir and I will one day take what is mine. Mine do you understand?

-Signed, that nice old elven woman in the mountains


That's because their dwarven mothers eat them, or they eat their human mothers.

Trufax.
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I see. Makes sense.
 
Wade Garrett said:
What? Then who were those people we visited in Deneirim? Dick move, Maric. Dick move, building your bastard's whole life on a lie and you didn't even give him cool fake relatives! *Maelys Targaryen rings the hand bell of shame repeatedly*
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From the wiki:
As an infant, Alistair is presented to King Maric by his mother, the elven mage Fiona. As an elf, a mage and a Grey Warden, Fiona is unable to raise Alistair and asks Maric to see Alistair raised away from court and ignorant of his elf-blooded heritage. Duncan vows to watch over Alistair and to bring news to Maric of Alistair's life.

Maric's promise to Fiona is fulfilled and Alistair is raised in Redcliffe by Arl Eamon, believing himself to be the bastard son of King Maric and a human serving maid, and half-brother to Goldanna.
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So she's his stepsister.
 
Mina said:
I'm saying in the event that neither one of them can get a bun in the oven you fake the pregnancy, then sneak a generously offered baby in on the blessed day and wham bam you've got an heir and I will one day take what is mine. Mine do you understand?

-Signed, that nice old elven woman in the mountains


That's because their dwarven mothers eat them, or they eat their human mothers.

Trufax.
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Or possibly because Dwarven birthrates are shit as it is and adding "politically frowned on","biologically semi-compatible", and "considered deviant" to "generally infertile" does not make good chances.
 
JbeJ275 said:
So, so confused. o_O:confused:
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Loghain is effectively William Wallace who teamed up with Maric's Robert the Bruce to lead a rebellion against a 50 year occupation of Ferelden. He was present for most of Cailan's life as his father's best friend/hand of the king/person doing the administration whilst Maric made speeches and went on adventures. So whilst he has a fondness for Cailan, he doesn't exactly think he's very competent considering he keeps prattling on about Glory and Legends. Which in turn keeps Cailan looking for glory so he'll finally show everyone he's just as good as his father.
 
Arthellion said:
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House De chalons it is. Will need to do some research since I'm not as familiar with Orlais. To the wiki!
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We should talk.

Arthellion said:
@kızıl sultan For your manpower, are you counting the 6.5 million for your pop or 1.5? If 6.5...you're technically counting my troops among yours. :p
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Nope, I'm using my 1.5 for my numbers. Just like having the total in there for the fluff.

Sidheach said:
Intelligence is so Orlesian though.
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But it is.

@Theravis were magepower percentages added to the threadmarked pop list?
 
kızıl sultan said:
We should talk.



Nope, I'm using my 1.5 for my numbers. Just like having the total in there for the fluff.



But it is.

@Theravis were magepower percentages added to the threadmarked pop list?
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No? In your case it's .5% of the total Orlesian population.

This is because generally, there's one Circle per nation (White Spire in Orlais, Lake Calenhad in Ferelden, etc.) except for Tevinter. So only the monarch is allowed to tap into the mage population of their country. The Templars just won't hand out mages to any joe schmo noble who asks.
 
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