Doom's Day Has Come! (Let's Read Marvel's Doctor Doom)

106: Cloak and Dagger v2 #10 - Who'll Stop the Rain?
106: Cloak and Dagger v2 #10 (January 1987)



Cover


Doom returns to the old staple of becoming insanely huge on the cover, and I actually quite like how menacing he comes across here, even if it's mostly down to how exaggeratedly angry his mask's expression is drawn here. Cloak and Dagger don't seem to be having a great time here, and I'm a little weirded out by what's going on with the former's face. Looks more like a jaundiced goblin than a person at first sight! Also, Dagger, how exactly is that ensemble staying on your body at all? I swear, that's not a boob window, that's just straight up a fundamental lack of sensible design choices! And that's not even mentioning the weird hair - visited any towns from Uzumaki recently…?

Story Overview

Who'll Stop the Rain?

Creedence Clearwater Revival reference? Okay then. Anyway, if you want to get into my good graces, opening your story with Doctor Doom standing on the parapets of his castle, screaming into the winds that the storm must rage on, for its power is his to deploy… that's a pretty good way to do it. As Doom commands the gale to continue, Boris approaches from behind, warning his Master that the Particle Projector is nearing completion. A shadowed silhouette Doom tells Boris that he is the only person who could get away with interrupting his communion with the elements. Boris notes that he exists to serve, as he has done since his father died! The comic actually references back to Doom's origin here, both the original version in Fantastic Four v1 Annual #2 as well as the more recent rehash in the Kristoff story of Fantastic Four v1 #278.



Boris and Doom descend down from the castle's tallest tower towards its depths, revealing ever more advanced technology hidden behind the medieval trappings. They pass through an advanced laboratory and then move on to a library where several flying robots are busily sorting out the vast stores of knowledge that Doom has accumulated. Several scientists approach and tell Doom that the atmospheric conditions are excellent according to satellite data, while another rather Einstein-looking fellow declares that nobody has ever predicted the weather with such uncanny accuracy from months in advance. Doom simply declares that nobody else can compare with Victor von Doom!

As Doom moves on through yet more elaborate rooms of his castle, he narrates to Boris that in all the world, no one else is his intellectual equal. Even his arch-enemy Reed Richards, he reasons, while capable of comprehending the theory behind his Particle Projector and even building it, does not have the essential rectitude that is required to impose his final solution! Uhhh, wanna reconsider that name there, buddy?



The device, he declares, was constructed for the salvation of the Earth, and he will save the planet despite humanity's apparent desire to destroy it! Mankind's inventiveness exceeds its intelligence, he reckons, since the arms race spurred on by war has led people to develop weapons capable of incinerating not only themselves, but everyone else inhabiting the world as well! Doom, however, will not die because of other people's recklessness. If the nations of Earth cannot stop squabbling long enough to control the forces they have unleashed, then Doom shall take their precious toys away from them!

Inside the gutted interior of what was once a tower used for addressing the public, a gigantic metal construct has been built, a spire of technological might. Doom asks Boris what he knows of Greek mythology. Fire, it was said, was a gift from the great god Zeus, but when Man abused his fit, he withdrew this gift and plunged mankind into primordial darkness. Today, man has gained another godlike gift: nuclear power. A great tool for industry, medicine, science - but it's primarily been used to build ever larger stockpiles of weapons. Zeus deprived man of fire lest, in his arrogance, he thinks himself greater than the gods, thus destroying his belief in them. Now, once he presses the big red button on his machine, he will deprive humanity of nuclear fire, lest it destroy itself - and Doom!



We switch scenes to Cloak and Dagger, who arrive through the dark dimension contained within the former's cloak with Shaggy-looking Bill Clayton along. Cloak groans in pain as they arrive in pursuit of drug-smugglers, mostly because he doesn't generally travel such distances, and he's avoided consuming the light power of Dagger that sustains him lest the creatures in the dark dimension he houses came out and attacked his friends in transit. In the background we see a castle, from which a brilliant beam of light shines up into the sky. Dagger asks where they are… and what's that beautiful light over there? Cloak points out that Clayton was brought along for his supposed knowledge of Europe, but he points out that he doesn't know the entire continent on sight, and they should head over to a nearby village and ask around. Cloak engulfs the other two in his power again, with Dagger quickly grabbing Clayton's hand so her light powers can protect him. They vanish inside it, and the cloak itself disappears from view.

Nearby, several Latverians look on to the shining castle and ask what sort of wonders the Master works tonight. They do so in their native tongue - as far as I'm aware it's the first confirmation that Latverian is its own language. Several Latverians think that whatever is going on is probably to their benefit, and that of the world. Another disagrees, declaring that the world condemns the good 'Baron' von Doom as a criminal. Were he so benevolent as they all claim, why would they fear him? No, Doctor Doom is the very devil! Cloak and Dagger arrive at that moment, and try to get someone to talk by speaking German at them, but people just think they're demons - or possibly servants of Doom. In any case they run away.

As they're left behind by the crowd, Dagger complains that now they'll never find out what that wonderful column of light is, while Cloak wonders if Clayton understood the language the people were speaking. He did, actually - it's a Balkan dialect similar to Transylvanian, it seems, and judging by the sign over a nearby building he knows exactly where they are. He then mistranslates 'Doomstadthaus', which is actually just German, as meaning 'the house of the state of Doom' rather than, you know, Doomstadt House, or maybe Doom Townhouse. In any case, they've arrived in Latveria!

Before they can react, a dozen robot guards come rushing in and surround the trio, who are a bit confused. Dagger admits that she didn't even think Doom was real, while Clayton notes that his father told him he was, and as an American ambassador, he ought to know.



The robots part to let through a local magistrate, who announces that he's inviting them over to the Master - not as prisoners, but guests! Clayton doesn't trust invitation at gunpoint, but Dagger just wants to know about the pretty lights. Cloak observes that Dagger seems dazzled by the bright pillar, and she might get shot before he's able to whisk her away from the situation. As such he decides to accept the invitation for the moment.

Soon they are led inside the castle, where Doom apparently read the previous panel since he commends Cloak for his wisdom. Looking down on them from behind raised semi-circular control panel, he muses that they are surely not tourists, and that they are of that particular kind of people that are blessed with powers beyond the rest of their race. He's implying they're mutants which is… conditionally true-ish depending on which comic you read. Cloak introduces everyone and explains they're after some smugglers who deluge the streets of New York with drugs, and their chase has led them here, to Doom! The monarch tells them that he lets no common criminals across his borders, and undoubtedly the people they seek were following the nearby Autobahn that passes close to the borders before heading towards Istanbul, where such illicit deals are known to take place. They've strayed from their path, clearly, but why…?

Dagger admits that it might have been the bright column of light that drew them in. Doom wonders if they sensed its power, and Dagger explains that the two of them are attuned to light - she uses it with her powers, while Cloak eats it to sustain himself. Doom wonders if they use these power to do… good, and offers his hand to Dagger, who takes it despite Cloak's warnings not to. Doom then… introduces himself as Vincent von Doom for some reason, declaring he was ever a man to bow before beauty. Dagger notes that the only things they know about Doom speak of evil. Doom just says they shouldn't trust the word of his enemies, and Clayton incredulous wonders if they're supposed to believe the Fantastic Four are liars. Doom just says that those of limited vision have misconstrued his intentions. Dagger wonders if that means he doesn't want to rule the world, and he responds that he wouldn't unless survival compels him to do so…

Which it has finally done! Fate had decreed that they should bear witness to a pivotal point in history, Doom declares, and perhaps it's only right - for their generation will be the first to come of age in a world ruled by Doctor Doom! Cloak calls him mad, and Doom dismisses it as an epithet he's copied from his elders. Never again can he amass the necessary rare elements for the Particle Projector, he declares, and it will be years before the atmospheric conditions will once more be ideal. But they can see the power-pillar before their very eyes, which has made him the Master of the world this very night! Even now a stream of nuclear neutralization particles encircle the world, which will home in on nuclear material and render it inert in one fell swoop!



Dagger is amazed, wondering if that means he's ended the threat of nuclear war - forever! Just like that? Clayton wonders why, and Doom declares that now he can sleep securely tonight, and every night thereafter. As can they. He tells them Boris will lead them to a bedchamber for the night, because tomorrow a new era will begin! They actually agree and are led to a well-furnished room with beds and a roaring fire. Cloak asks why they are afforded this hospitality, and Boris muses that perhaps it's because Doom senses they don't have the power to interfere with his plans, or because even Zeus needed an approving audience of his fellow gods when he took the gift of fire back from Mankind!

Cloak notes that the world's nations may even now be discovering what Doom has done, but it will take time to mobilize, and they're hamstrung without their nuclear arsenals at their disposal. But they are there right now, they can stop Doom! Cloak wonders if they should, since removing the threat of nuclear war seems like a good thing. Their kids will grow up without fear of sudden extinction! Behind them, Clayton repeats Boris' words about Zeus and the gift of fire, and realizes what's going on. He knows what Doom has done! Cloak dryly points out that Doom already explained what he was doing pretty succinctly to their face.



Clayton, however, has realized the scope of Doom's insanity. He believes himself as powerful as the old gods, as all-powerful as Zeus himself! Myth says that Zeus say man playing with fire, and took it away to humble humanity, to remind them that they owed their lives to the gods. But mankind had a champion - the god Prometheus dared to defy Zeus and stole the fire back to return it to mankind. In punishment Zeus had him shackled to a cliffside, where he would suffer for all eternity. If Doom is Zeus, Dagger wonders, who are they supposed to be? Are they Prometheus, restoring nuclear fire to mankind and suffering the eternal agony of knowing they've given the world back the capacity to destroy itself? Yeah, no thanks…!

It's not that easy, though, because Doom's machine doesn't just take out nuclear weapons - it also means no energy for cities since nuclear power plants are taken out, no radiation therapy for cancer patients, no nuclear scientific research. And what if he concludes they're misusing electricity next? Why not erase that too, and kick everyone out of the 20th century? Or take fire away, and boot them back to the Stone Age? A lot of people died of famine, plague and pestilence in the days before nuclear power, perhaps more than may ever face nuclear extinction. Cloak and Dagger seem convinced, but how are they supposed to stop Doom? He's powerful! Surely the Avengers or the Fantastic Four will show up? Clayton figures that maybe they won't, and it's up to them…



Elsewhere, Doom is merrily narrating to himself, asking his enemies whether they sense power in the storm tonight, or if they stare bemused at the nuclear instruments which no longer work? He pours himself a cup of wine as he wonders how long it'll take them to trace the collapse of atomic society to Doom, who now holds that card alone, since all his nuclear technology is shielded from the Particle Projector's effect? As Doom pours his wine directly through his mask into his waiting mouth, Cloak and Dagger arrive to confront him.



They declare they cannot stand by as he attempts to conquer the world, and Doom responds by saying he's already done it, but he senses from their infantile posturing that they are here to try and do something about it.

Dagger strikes out with her daggers of light, projectiles created form her own inner purity. The light-knives effortlessly slip through even Doom's force-fields and should be paralyzing him - but they're not doing anything. Any normal villain would be frozen by now, captions claim, as these daggers are filled with such purity that impure, villainous people couldn't cope with it. But they have little effect, because he's never regarded his actions as evil - he acts as he must, because what's good for Doom is also good for the world.



Cloak rushes in, figuring if light can't take him down, maybe darkness will be more successful! He then engulfs Doom in his cloak like a shroud. Doom finds himself in the shadow-realm, presumably because he lost a children's card game. He tries shooting at the darkness with magic missiles, but when that proves ineffective he ceases his assault to preserve energy. He then sets out to explore the dimension to which he has apparently been exiled, withholding his thoughts on what he might find there - but he's still startled by what he comes across. There, standing over a bubbling cauldron, is Cynthia von Doom herself - Doom's mother! Condemned and killed for her witchcraft, her son swore to one day free her from torment - and has always failed.

The image of Cynthia demands to know how much longer she has to wait, how much more agony she must endure. Why has he pursued worldly power while she remains in purgatory? Crumpling to his knees, Doom begs forgiveness, despair rising within him. As Doom explains that he sought to amass enough power to challenge the mystical sources that bind Cynthia's soul, he senses something else in the darkness.



Behind him, a mysterious predatory creature feeds on his light, and Doom refuses to let it take him and starts hand-blasting it. Outside the dimension Cloak suddenly shrieks in agony as Doom hits something inside of him, and he's forced to let the monarch escape back into reality. Doom realizes instantly that what he saw was all a trick - a thrice-cursed lie of his own mind! No man may know, let alone manipulate, the inner desires of his mind and live!

Doom starts hand-blasting the duo, but Cloak is unable to get them away with his powers, still unsettled by intense pain. Doom's attack is instead intercepted by a steel door that Clayton suddenly slams open, and he's mid-way through an explanation of how Doom managed to neutralize radioactive particles when he realizes the door has melted.



Cloak quickly calls him over - they'll all have to vanish into his cloak. Even though he's still quite hurt, there really is no other option - he has to try! Wracked by agony Cloak uses his powers just before he gets incinerated by Doom's lasers, and he sweeps the trio away. Doom immediately commands an army of robots to hunt down his enemies and destroy them!

The trio reappear quite nearby, inside the tower that houses the Particle Projector. It seems Clayton directed them there, since he reasons the light that drew them here is just an energy manifestation of the neutralization particles that Doom is sending into the atmosphere. Cloak isn't sure what it matters - they've already established they aren't strong enough to fight Doom. Clayton figures if they can just take out the tower and escape, they won't need to fight him again. Dagger isn't sure how they're supposed to shut it down - she's not seeing a plug! Cloak admits that normally he might have used his dark dimension to spirit the machine away, but he's too hurt to even try. Dagger attempts to use her own powers to destroy the machine, but it's utterly useless, and she only exhausts herself in the attempt.



They've failed, and the world will suffer for it! Unless… Unless Doom can be made to destroy his own device! Clayton wonders if Cloak is going to try and convince Doom to give nuclear power back for humanitarian reasons? That would never work, there's no humanity in Doom's armor!

Cloak declares he shall not reason with Doom, but instead bait him into destroying the reactor with himself as the bait! Doom soon arrives and takes the bait, and Cloak tells Dagger to take Clayton and flee while he takes care of the good Doctor. Engulfing him once more in the cloak, Doom wonders if the lesson hadn't been learned the first time. He doesn't fear the darkness. Why should he fear that which he can destroy? As Doom raises his hands to release another force-burst against his captor, Cloak suddenly retreats and releases at the last moment, and the beam lashes out against the Particle Projector, detonating the machine!



As the destruction spreads Cloak sweeps up Dagger and Clayton, and they flee the scene. They materialize across the Latverian border as the castle goes up like fireworks in the background. Cloak hopes that wiser minds than theirs will analyze what happened here and ensure that it can't happen again in the future. Clayton figures that Reed Richards will construct some kind of shield should Doom ever choose to build the machine again. Cloak decides that like Prometheus they have triumphed over a jealous god, and nuclear fire has been restored to mankind. Will they come to regret that gift in time, as they live with the guilt of giving humanity back the means for its own destruction…?

Rating & Comments



You know, fresh off Emperor Doom, I didn't really expect to cover an issue that is so… similar… in some respects. I mean, yes, this is the rather inferior Emperor Doom IV: The Quest for Peace in that comparison, but still. One again we're dealing with a comic that attempts to portray Doom as someone who's acting on behalf of the greater good, even if he really isn't. I'm also fairly certain I remember covering a similar plot to this in a previous issue, but I've forgotten which one. In any case, the supposed benevolent motive of stopping nuclear war is eventually revealed to be at least partly a lie, since Doom is keeping an arsenal of his own in his back pocket, just in case, while disarming everyone else. And willfully screwing over every non-warfare use for radioactivity.

This feels like a very filler issue for Cloak and Dagger, who take a detour from their doubtlessly all-important chase after some drug smugglers to save the world's nuclear stockpiles in a one-off side issue. Uh, okay? That was random. I doubt it'll ever come up again. In any case they both come off as pretty dim in this issue, especially Dagger, who basically ends up staring at the pretty lights for the duration and then ineffectually lobs some light at things. Cloak doesn't have much character either, but at least he does stuff - although his fighting repertoire seems to consist of banishing people to the Shadow-Realm and hoping they stay there. Suffice to say they don't.

The dark dimension seems to induce despair into its inhabitants, which is why we get a pretty nice little encapsulation of Doom's personal struggles there, by showing an impatient and cranky Cynthia von Doom who condemns her son for not being fast enough in saving her. I'm not sure if we're supposed to believe this is Doom's own subconscious berating him, or if it's Cloak manipulating his memories to do the same, but either way it's definitely not his actual mother there. That explains why he's rightfully pissed when he finally manages to blast his way out of the illusion. That process, by the way, is a bit weird - the comic establishes that Doom's hand-blasts don't work, but then suddenly they do. It seems the mysterious 'predator' hiding in the background is related, and maybe it's just that since it's solid and counts as part of Cloak, hence him getting hurt when it gets shot. I suspect it's part of a larger plot that we're only seeing a part of here.

Aside from that little glimpse into Doom's psyche, we actually get another odd one when Dagger lets loose her light-force daggers and fails to do much of any damage to Doom. Apparently Doom has never seen his actions as 'evil' and that's why he's unaffected. Which, sure, I can buy that Doom views his every action as benefiting the world - but does that really not apply to many villains, then? Aside from a handful of proper crazies who work off pure madness, wouldn't most people generally believe they are not evil, just misunderstood? How many really interpret their own actions as malevolent and repugnant? Surely many villains would have self-justification just as elaborate as Doom's and thereby skirt around the apparently really subjective edges of Dagger's power? It comes across as a bit ill-considered, but maybe Dagger really is pretty useless on the whole, I don't really read her comics.

Doom's character is a bit weird in this issue, since he happily rants about his megalomaniacal world-conquering plans to all who want to hear, and then turns around and offers a bunch of superheroes room and board for the night because apparently he thinks they're too weak to actually do anything about it. You'd think he would have learned not to underestimate random heroes after they keep beating him up unexpectedly - or ruin his plan without defeating him. Cloak and Dagger basically pull a Dazzler on him! At least he still gets to be a combat badass - Cloak and Dagger only get away with their lives through sheer luck, and the way they actually manage to take down Doom's plan is to trick him into destroying it himself. Which makes Doom look rather dumb, but at least it makes sense that Doom would underestimate these kids - the last time he ran into underage superheroes, a single Doombot managed to take them all out by himself! Poor embarrassing X-Men, your legacy persists...

I'm not sure what the whole Zeus/Prometheus stuff is about in this issue, as it mostly just comes across as overly dramatic symbolism on the parts of both Doom (from whom you'd expect such nonsense) and Clayton (who just randomly seems to read Doom's mind because Boris said a handful of words in his presence.) I do like that in the story Zeus takes back the fire for himself, rather than destroying it entirely - which explains why he's keeping his own nukes while taking everyone else's away. That said, I'm not sure the analogy works if Cloak & Dagger just get away after returning the fire, since the myth is pretty explicit about what happens next. I'm not seeing nearly enough birds eating superhero livers to make sense of all this!

I have some minor gripes with the issue besides that - notably the really excessive amount of dialogue explaining what's going on at all times. Most of it is unnecessary or removes any sort of tension from the story - I don't need an elaborate explanation about how you plan to trick Doom into firing on his own machine before implementing it, just show it already. I can't believe I have to explain this to a piece of visual media but show, don't tell! It's also strange that we got literally no response from anyone outside Latveria despite several hours passing in-story. The other characters even bring up the Avengers and the FF, but we don't even see a panel of them arriving at the end or something, there's just nothing there. Since timeline-wise this is slotted right after Emperor Doom, you'd think people would keep a close eye on Latverian plans for global conquest (again!)

I wasn't a big fan of this one, and since I was debating giving it two or three stars, I'll edge on the lower end and give it a 'meh' two stars. There were some half-decent Doom moments in this one, I suppose, and some funny poses - but nothing too much to write home about.

Best Panel(s) of the Issue



I'm going to go with that dramatic opening shot of Doom on the parapets shouting at the storm. It's just really neat! Alternatively I guess I could go with the painterly scenes of Cynthia von Doom inside Cloak's cloak dimension, but they don't look great in most of the scans I've seen, unfortunately.

Most Gloriously Villainous Doom Quotes

"Rage on, storm! Your power is mine to employ!"

"Save the world I shall - despite humanity's apparent determination to destroy it!"

"Am I to be blamed for the way my name may have been maligned by my enemies? ...I merely meant that those of limited vision may have misconstrued my intentions."

"No man may know - let alone manipulate - the innermost desires of Victor von Doom - and live!"

Doom's Bad Hair Day



...This is the second time he's erroneously called himself Vincent von Doom in his own comics. Is it his middle name? Weirdly enough he also calls himself Victor in this very issue, so it's not like the writer just forgot. Editors, do your job! Hey, maybe this is confirmation that we're dealing with a Doombot? They do have a habit of flirting with pretty super-women, as with Storm and Sue in the past, and it makes his loss against a pair of random teenagers a bit more palatable. Maybe he's not a combat-type either, like the one in the X-Men three-parter?

Doom-Tech of the Week

The obvious Particle Projector has to be mentioned here - a device to destroy all the nuclear material on a planet in one go, save for those bits that were safely shielded. Turns out Doom could probably get a job with the Psychlos, who knew?
 
Maybe Doom let them stay because he was worried he'd get bored if his plan went off without a hitch, like what happened in Emperor Doom? So he lets the heroes to give himself a bit of challenge
 
WRT why Doom not thinking himself evil being different...

The reason the Nazis recruited groups like the Trawniki Men to kill Jews (and Gay people, Romany people, etc.), and why they ultimately switched from lining Jews (etc.) up in front of ditches and shooting them in the head to the gas chambers, is because they had an epidemic of suicides amongst the men carrying out the murders. This is because even die-hard Nazis, people who truly believed that being born Jewish (etc.) made one worthy of death, on some level recognized that what they were doing was wrong and it ate them up on the inside.

I bring this up to illustrate a point; people can lie to themselves. People can believe those lies, but generally, somewhere in their heart of hearts, they do know it's a lie.

Doom...doesn't. He isn't inventing self-justifying bullshit, he's delusional.
 
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107: Fantastic Four vs. the X-Men #1-2
107: Fantastic Four vs. the X-Men #1-2 (February & March 1987)



Cover

This time I'm looking at the first half of a four-part mini-series, one of several that came out around this time. I believe all of them feature the X-Men, but only this one covers the Fantastic Four, and they bring Doctor Doom with them. Each of the covers are basically designed as panels that depict their own micro-story - they are a variant of the same scene featuring the Fantastic Four and the X-Men, with Doom somewhere in the image every time. The first cover features a laughing Reed Richards dressed as Doctor Doom standing over his apparently deceased wife and crying child, with Wolverine swearing vengeance. It's pretty good. The second then follows this up with Wolverine having cut down Reed while Doctor Doom watched like a ghost, while Wolverine awkwardly tries to justify himself to the terrified child.

The first time I saw these two consecutive covers, I burst out laughing. Just… Jesus Christ Logan, you've got some idea of tact, huh! I quite like the premise of having several different versions of the same cover, and they're all distinct enough that it doesn't get boring - but I gotta say, the later ones do get a bit heavy on the spoilers for what's contained within! For the moment I'll stick to these two. These are easily the lightest on actual Doctor Doom appearances, but they're relevant enough that they should be covered in some detail, and they all tie into the larger Doom-related plot, so it's worth going over in some detail. It's a doozy!

Story Overview

#1 - Are You Sure?!

We start in a nightmare, the land of lost hope - it mixes what was with what is, and brings forth what might yet be. And what we see is the future of a lost little boy, a fearful premonition. Franklin Richards is having a dream in which his father Reed Richards has killed his mother Sue. Reed coldly tells young Franklin to go away, that it was logical and necessary, refusing to explain himself. Franklin asks how Reed could possibly be certain that this was necessary, and Reed answers that he's a scientist - he's always certain! I'm pretty sure that the opposite of a scientist, my man.



To Franklin's continued horror the other members of the Fantastic Four are dead as well, as more corpses on the ground that Reed steps over without a care. Not only that, but Wolverine soon appears carrying the body of Shadowcat, and he tells Franklin that Reed not only killed the Fantastic Four, but his allies in the X-Men as well. Sure enough their bodies appear, each of them impaled by branches of the trees they've been crucified on. Yikes!

Wolverine then tells Reed that they trusted him, that they put Shadowcat's life in his hands, but it was all for nothing! Then Wolverine throws himself forward in an attempt to kill Reed, but he collapses due to previously sustained wounds and dies, missing the chance to land a fatal blow. Reed carries the lifeless body of his wife up a flight of stairs towards an altar, declaring that the dead Wolverine no longer matters. Franklin tries to follow and begs his father to turn back and go with him, and not to go on to the 'bad place.' Reed ignores the boy's pleas and puts Sue's body on the spooky altar. There he finds a book labeled: 'Reed Richards Journal, State University.' He calls it the culmination of his work… every step of his life had led him to this moment!



Franklin begs his father not to open the book, claiming it's the cause of everything bad that's happened Reed ignores him, and as he opens the pages they seem to shine. Tearing off his Fantastic Four costume, Reed reveals that he is wearing the green cloak of Doctor Doom underneath, and he tells Franklin that Victor von Doom and Reed Richards are but different sides of the same coin. They are twins in spirit! As he places Doom's sizzling red-hot mask over his face, he declares that they are now finally, irrevocably, one. The newly formed Doom poses dramatically just as Franklin jerks upright in bed, terrified, and screams for his father…



Scared by his dream, Franklin immediately goes to check on his dad, and finds him working in his lab. 'I'm not supposed to be here when he's working. He's always working.' Man, my heart is breaking for the little guy... When Franklin tries to tell Reed about his bad dream, the man ignores the boy and instead calls Sue to take care of whatever is going on. He keeps working, a pipe clenched between his lips, and never even looks at the kid. Jeez, guy, and you're supposed to be the definitive superhero dad?

Sue soon pulls Franklin into another room with her powers, creating an invisible roller-coaster to haul him over. He zips down the stairs and towards a storage closet where Sue is busy going through old stuff. She is actually unpacking crates of items moved from Avengers Mansion to the Fantastic Four's new headquarters, the Four Freedoms Plaza. That's actually the replacement for the Baxter Building that Kristoff blew into space back in Fantastic Four v1 #278. Among the crates there is one that's labelled: 'TOP SECRET ARMY INTEL: 9906753 DO NOT OPEN', which is the same as the crate from the end of Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark, a neat little reference!

When Sue learns that Franklin is up past his bedtime because of one of his special premonition-dreams, she comforts the boy, and wonders if she should be in for bad news in the near future, or if this is just childhood anxieties playing up... She returns to unpacking, telling Franklin that the stuff she's sorting through is really old, from back before Reed and Sue were even married! Aside from some old table silver, she also discovers a curious notebook… the very same one from Franklin's dream! While Sue figures her husband will enjoy reading it again, since he probably forgot it existed, Franklin immediately becomes frightened and tells his mom not to give it to his father. She should throw it away!



Meanwhile, at the laboratory of Moira MacTaggert over on Muir Island, Alex Summers goes to see if Rogue needs a hand working maintenance on the Blackbird. When Rogue snubs him, Alex tries to pull seniority on her but she just tells him that the X-Men have changed since he was last a member, and he'll have to earn his place with the team. Elsewhere in the facility Colossus and Nightcrawler are still recovering from injuries sustained during the Mutant Massacre - the former is frozen like a statue in his armored form, the latter remains comatose. The Mutant Massacre was an event in which Mister Sinister ordered his assassins, the Marauders, to execute the entire population of the Morlocks, a mostly peaceful tribe of mutants living in the sewers under New York City. Heroes such as the X-Men and X-Factor, New Mutants, Power Pack, Thor, and Daredevil all tried in vain to stop the massacre. You can read about it in Uncanny X-Men v1 #210-213, X-Factor v1 #9-11, Thor v1 #373-374, New Mutants v1 #46, and Power Pack v1 #27. It was quite the event!

Among those hurt during the massacre was Shadowcat, or Kitty Pryde, who became permanently trapped in phases form while protecting Rogue from one of Harpoon's attacks. Well, she's not getting any better, as her disrupted molecules are drifting further and further apart to the point where it will be only a matter of days before it causes irreparable brain damage. Kitty is so far gone that she can only communicate telepathically with Psylocke now, which causes her some grief. While Moira is telling Storm and Wolverine the prognosis, Magneto contacts them from the States to tell them that he has learned that Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four has come up with a device that might be able reverse Kitty's condition, and that he will attempt to contact the Fantastic Four. Storm is concerned that the group may still consider Magneto a villain even though he recently turned over a new leaf - the last time they met was during Secret Wars - but Magneto notes that they have to learn at some point. He figures Reed is a rational and honorable man, so he'll hear the truth even if it comes through Magneto's lips.

Out at sea near the island, Dazzler and Longshot are spending the day tooling around the waters by boat. It seems the latter is some sort of extra-dimensional being, and he's never seen the ocean before - or the 'big wet' as he calls it. As they motor along Longshot detects something in the water and dives in, much to Alison's shock. It is dark out, so she uses her powers to illuminate the area and is surprised to find that Longshot found a fisherman who was lost at sea. They pull him aboard their vessel, and when they tell him the man that they are taking him back to Muir Island, the man smiles sinisterly...

Back at the Four Freedoms Plaza, Sue has put Franklin to bed - and then she got curious and started browsing through Reed's old journal. She's become terribly upset by whatever she has read in there. Franklin's astral projection appears in the room to watch as Reed enters the room and tries to surprise his wife. However, she has a surprise for him instead: She read a passage in his journal, something about the rocket flight that first turned them all into the Fantastic Four, and she's horrified. Franklin looks on in fear, but he's incapable of affecting anything as he is - he can only watch…



In Greenwich Village, at Raglan's Coffee House, She-Hulk is spending her evening studying over law books - it seems her old school is re-staging Magneto's trial before the world court, and she was conned into playing defense. She figured it would be an open and shut case, but things are more complicated than she thought! Suddenly she sniffs the reek of cigar smoke and tries to ambush whoever is smoking in the library. Looking around the corner she is surprised to find Ben Grimm reading over Federal aviation manuals. Jennifer has gone back to lawyering on weekends, it seems, and Ben tells her that he has to get re-certified by the FAA. So studious! He then brings up the recent trial of Magneto because of She-Hulk's work, and opines that he'd rather quit than defend the mutant terrorist. She-Hulk however doesn't feel so strongly, telling Ben that she believes that everyone deserves a fair trial. Ben wonders if his victims ever got one...

Just then there is an explosion and the two look out the window to see that the source is at a nearby construction site. Springing into action, the two heroes head over to brace the collapsing girders, however it is not until the timely arrival of Magneto that the disaster is averted when the Master of Magnetism uses his gift to straighten the building. When the Human Torch arrives to help, Magneto tells the young FF member to use his flame powers to weld the girders back in place. Johnny goes about doing so, although he is shocked to believe that Magneto is giving him orders to help people. Ben just tells him to get to work. The crook's making sense, so might as well take advantage while they can.



With the crisis averted, Magneto accompanies the other members back to the Four Freedoms Plaza where he requests audience from Reed Richards. Confined within Sue's invisible force-field, Magneto pleads his case, telling the team about Shadowcat's plight, and begging Reed to think of her, even if he's unable to trust that Magneto himself is on the level. Reed, shaken by the finding of his old journal, doesn't think it's the right time for this sort of thing, but Johnny presses him into going. When he tries to explain to Sue that this is more important than talking about the journal, Sue angrily tells him that there is always a life at stake when they are having problems, and tells him to go. She will still be at headquarters when he gets back. Deep down she wonders what will become of their family... Later, Reed, Ben, Johnny and She-Hulk (who has tagged along out of curiosity, even though she recently left the Fantastic Four to rejoin the Avengers) take the Fantastic Four's super-sonic jet to Muir Island with Magneto, to see what they can do about Kitty Pryde.

On the flight over, a deeply troubled Reed asks Ben if he thinks that he is ruthless. Ben doesn't think so, and reassures Reed that he handles every problem from every conceivable angle. He also affirms to Reed that he is practically always right, but jests that the only time he made a mistake was the day they all got their powers. He jokingly wonders how someone as smart as Reed could have overlooked the risk cosmic rays played in their space trip, but this off the cuff remark worries Reed even more...

Soon they arrive on Muir Island, where Magneto is reunited with his X-Men comrades while She-Hulk and Thing unload Reed's device off the ship. 'The X-Men better have big doorways' She-Hulk opines as they lug the thing along. Still inside the plane, Reed descends into misery and self-doubt, worrying what will happen if he's made another mistake, like with the rocket journey that gave them all powers. The device to treat Kitty is untested, much like the rocket was. The computer simulations are positive, but they're only as good as the data he put in. Garbage in, garbage out.



The projections before their first fateful flight were positive too, and he trusted them - and the people he holds most dear paid the price for that. Now his arrogance might condemn another innocent girl as well! Or his caution will. Either way, he loses. The harder he tries to resolve everything, the more muddled it becomes. He's needed here, and he's needed at home - which is more important? Shouldn't he know? The spectral image of Franklin appears behind him as he leaves the plane, looking on in worry...

As Reed walks out, he wonders how the X-Men can have faith in him when he has no faith in himself. Johnny, Magneto, Storm and Wolverine all notice something wrong with Reed, but they don't mention it. For the rest of the day there's an exhaustive array of tests, which culminates with Reed meeting with Moira MacTaggert, and unexpectedly he tells her there is nothing he can do. This angers Magneto, who challenges Richard's claim on the basis that papers released on his molecular bonding process were a success, and the theory certainly supports that the technology would do the job. Reed responds by telling Magneto that it has never been tested on a living being, and he isn't sure if it will work. Realizing that Richards' reluctance is because of fear, Magneto uses his powers to snatch the device out of the Thing and She-Hulk's hands, reasoning that they'll have to take care of this themselves. She-Hulk pinches his hand though, disrupting his concentration and causing the device to drop back into the Thing's arms.

With a fight about to break out, the Human Torch tries to flame on into action, and is promptly sucker-punched by Wolverine who knocks the wind out of him. The mutant then deploys his claws and charges at Reed as Franklin watches on, fearful that the same thing from his dream is going to happen right in front of him! Wolverine comes up close and tells Richards that they counted on him to save Shadowcat's life, and he orders him to save her life... or die!

#2 - Truths and Consequences!

When Storm and Magneto attempt to stop the raging Wolverine, the Thing believes that this is an attack and claps his hands together to stun them. This doesn't stop Storm from getting too close, and the Human Torch lashes out, accidentally burning her in the process.



This soon escalates things with Rogue rushing onto the scene and using her powers to absorb the powers of the Thing. However, upon stealing his memories she begins to cry from the emotions she experiences. Johnny meanwhile is felled by Psylocke's telepathic powers, but before she goes after the other members of the Fantastic Four, she realizes that Wolverine is the one that started things and switches sides. When She-Hulk manages to pull Wolverine off Reed, he still manages to kick the man in the face as he is pulled away in a rather fantastically grotesque display of his bendy superpowers. Eesh.



Watching all this in his astral form, Franklin reaches out, asking Wolverine not to hurt his father. He wakes up and promptly falls out of bed. Hearing this, Sue comes to his aid and she tells him everything he saw in his dream. When she tries to assure Franklin that his father is all right, Franklin tells her nothing will be the same again, and cries himself to sleep. Putting the boy back in bed, Sue goes back out into the living room and looks once more at Reed's old journal, wishing she had listened to Franklin and never opened it, because it could destroy the Fantastic Four. Throwing it against the window, Sue lashes out with her powers, screaming out to her husband's name and how much she hates him. And also she, um, shreds all her clothing so she ends up completely nude in the process? Okay then!

Back on Muir Island, Havok, Longshot and Dazzler have placed the strange fisherman who Dazzler and Longshot pulled out of the water into a hospital bed, and they notice that there is a battle going on outside. The three mutants rush out to help their comrades, leaving the man alone. However, this is more than just a mere man - he is a robot that starts revealing its true nature, unaware that it has been spotted by nurse Sharon Freelander.



Outside, Moira MacTaggert gets between Wolverine and Reed and gets the former to stand down. Storm, with her burned arm bandaged for the moment, apologizes for the fight that broke out and asks Richards one more time if he can help, but Richards again refuses. The still Thing-like Rogue steps in and says she can touch Reed and just pull the information they need right out of his mind, or get Psylocke to do the same. Storm decides not to on moral grounds, though she's tempted. Richards apologizes, but Storm finds this a cold comfort.

Havok, Longshot and Dazzler come running outside wondering what's going on and who they should hit, but are informed that the battle is over and done with. Figuring they'll just get into more fights if they stay the Fantastic Four prepare to leave, but they're interrupted by the fisherman-robot. It starts melting off all its fake flesh, and then a hologram projector clicks on and projects the menacing image of Doctor Doom, who introduces himself with appropriate gravitas. Doom greets the X-Men and tells them that he has heard of their recent involvement with the Mutant Massacre, and sent this robot out to investigate whether the attack on them might affect Doom's own affairs. In the process he learned of Shadowcat's plight, and he claims that he can duplicate Richards' molecular bonding research and use it to save Kitty's life.



Storm wonders at what price such service comes, and Doom wonders if it matters - but in any case he didn't mention a price, and so there won't be any. He shall keep his reasons to himself. Hearing this, Richards assures Storm and the X-Men that allowing Doom to aid them is akin to making a deal with the devil. Storm refuses to listen and asks him to please leave, having had quite enough of Reed. When Reed continues to push the issue Moira pipes up, warning Reed that if he doesn't leave, she will have him arrested for trespassing and assault. She-Hulk finally convinces Reed to go and she and the rest of the Fantastic Four pack up into their ship and leave. Doom tells the X-Men that when they make up their minds they know where to contact him.



As the Fantastic Four leave, Moira notes that she'd never think she'd say this about the heroic team, but good riddance to bad rubbish! Storm observes how strange Richards was acting, until she enters a state of shock from her wounds and passes out. The X-Men rush her into the infirmary by transforming the remains of Doom's robot into a makeshift gurney with Magneto's powers. They quickly go about providing medical help, but Storm is in a bad way. Watching this from out of sight, the insubstantial Kitty blames herself for this turn of events and as much as she wants to live, she doesn't want it to come at the price of the X-Men's souls - which might just be what Doom will end up claiming for his help. Maybe, she thinks, it's time she takes the decision out of their hands…



Later at the Four Freedoms Plaza, Reed Richards asks himself what he has done, and begins going over his molecular re-integrator designs again, questioning if he was wrong in his judgement. Nothing seemed real out there - even Wolverine's attack felt like a horrible dream. The machine he built is what Shadowcat needs, he reasons, but some instinct told him he was wrong. He is rudely interrupted when Ben comes into the room and throws him into the wall in another hilariously slapstick moment - although judging from the bruising, he does some real damage. Grabbing Reed, he furiously confronts him about the information contained in his old journal, which Sue has given to Ben and Johnny to read. Pushing Reed into the living room he demands answers. While Reed feels as though the jury has already made up their minds, he narrates his own apparent writing, which suggests that based on the work of Charles Xavier, Reed decided that mutation is the only means of the human race protecting themselves from what's to come in a changing world full of strange new monsters. It's an opinion that Reed formed after his encounter with the alien being known as Gormuu, an account of which can be found in Fantastic Four v1 #271...

On Muir Island, a randomly shirtless Wolverine tries to get rid of his frustration by cutting up rocks while imagining they're Reed Richards, while Rogue floats nearby and tries to meditate, figuring there's calmer ways to de-stress. Over at Moira's house, the X-Men try to make up their mind on if they want to deal with Doctor Doom in saving Kitty's life. Dazzler isn't having any of it - Doctor Doom is the most evil and dangerous man in the world! How could they even think of accepting the offer? Wolverine points out that he's the only game in town, and Dazzler responds that if this is a game, Doom plays with marked cards, and the game is in his favor!

Back at FF headquarters, Sue, Ben and Johnny demand to know if what is said in the journal is true. While Reed admits that he remembers some of what he has written in there, and his thoughts about mutation in there are his, it doesn't suggest that the entire book is true from cover to cover. Reed defends himself by maintaining that his rushed and unplanned rocket flight was to make the voyage before the government scrapped the project, and only that reason. The others demand he finish the narration - to tell them what else the journal says…

Dazzler explains to the X-Men that she fought Doctor Doom first-hand, hearkening back to Dazzler #3-4. Wolverine just snarks that most of them have - although as far as I can tell Wolverine has only ever been smacked down by a Doombot and gotten indirect contact with Doom during Secret Wars. He's inflating his record a bit there! Moira points out that the alternative to getting in bed with Doom is Kitty dying. She can't save her, Reed Richards can't, and at least Doom's offer provides a chance. Dazzler demands to know if Kitty would want them to do this, and Rogue wonders if it matters who throws the rope if you're drowning. Wolverine emphatically says that it does matter… it's just that they have to decide who matters more - all of them, or Kitty!

Back with the Fantastic Four, Sue notes that the way Reed just summed up their rocket trip is how she always saw it… but that's not what the journal says. Reed reads the final passage, which explains that he realized that super-humans would be feared and persecuted by normal humans. Then it claims he orchestrated to mutate his comrades into the 'first family', a 'fantastic foursome' to give a human face to super-humans to win public support. He dared not ask their permission for this - two of them were too young, and Ben too hot-headed. They would not understand, they might even refuse. But the stakes for the future, for the human race, were too high! Oh, shit.



When Reed finishes reading the passage, Ben remarks how it makes sense, and how he always wondered why they were the only ones to travel into space and be mutated when so many other astronauts did not. When Reed tries to ineffectually convince Ben that this is not true, that he shouldn't believe it, that he couldn't do something like that, Ben says that this is exactly the sort of thing he could see Reed doing, and he shouldn't pretend otherwise. Sue apologizes to Ben for finding the book, but he just walks out. He is soon followed by Johnny and She-Hulk, who need to think things over. Reed turns to his wife and asks her if she intends on staying or if she's going as well...

Back on Muir, Storm decides that she will go to Doom alone if need be to save Kitty's life, not wishing to make the other X-Men indebted to the super-villain. However, the other X-Men rally beside her agreeing to follow her as a team. They'll stand with her - to the end.



To be continued...

Rating & Comments



These issues are rather light on Doctor Doom… but boy are they full of drama! I figure a double-sized package of 'Reed Richards is an asshole' seems like it'd fit right in with any Doom read-through, even if he didn't show his masked face at all! Two dramatic storylines meet in this series, but the first two issues are almost entirely focused on the Fantastic Four's side of things - which is a little surprising, given that X-Men writers and artists were the primary creative people behind this crossover. Reed Richards takes center stage here, but he doesn't exactly pull off his usual mildly chauvinistic overly determined big-brained nerd. Quite something else, actually…

My favorite character, surprisingly, is not actually any of the superheroes - it's little Franklin Richards, whose expressions and reactions really work for me here - the nightmare feels properly terrifying from the perspective of a little boy, and his fearful and somewhat childish reactions to everything that's going on work quite well. I can't say I'm always the biggest fan of his character, and certainly I've felt he's a bit of a Deus Ex Machina in later stories, but I can say nice things about him when he actually gets a moment to shine!

Leaving aside for a moment whether or not the claims in Reed's journal are actually true, we can at least judge his reaction to their contents. Reed seems out of sorts from the moment Sue confronts him with her discovery, immediately diving deeply into abject self-doubt and guilt. We don't get any direct admission that the claims are true - but we get plenty of insinuation, since it doesn't really make sense that he'd freak out this much over an obvious forgery. So what's going on here? The other members of the FF seem quite willing to believe Reed did set up their fateful rocket flight, and even Reed himself seems to admit that all the claims in the book sound like him. Honestly, the very fact that the entire Fantastic Four can see this being true doesn't make the later revelation that most alternate Reeds are evil a big surprise to me. Although the comic doesn't call attention to it, previous comics have confirmed that Reed has some memory issues regarding events before he received his powers, so that might play into his uncertainty here…

Meanwhile, the X-Men get their own rather separate plot in this issue, which basically consists of them cleaning up after the Mutant Massacre by getting everyone back into shape. The central figure here is Kitty Pryde, stuck in insubstantiality and contemplating suicide while everyone around her is getting increasingly desperate and willing to resort to crazy solutions. Enter an unsettled Reed Richards who's gone from supremely overconfident to a fearful wreck overnight, and the combination proves to be… explosive. The fight scene between the X-Men and the FF felt a bit contrived, since it basically consisted of Wolverine lashing out over Reed's refusal to use an untested experiment on Kitty, and everyone else just kind of overreacting to each other from there, but it worked well enough. Note that two of the Fantastic Four were taken out by pretty much the same team that a Doombot took out in one blow before. Hah!

Doom really only shows up in two scenes thus far, despite his appearance on the covers - the first in a dream sequence where he and Reed Richards are one, which may be an allusion to events that have yet to come due to its premonitory nature, while the other is the only proper showing thus far - his offer of assistance to the X-Men in Reed's stead. Honestly, just reading this I'm inclined to suspect that Doom withholding a need for payment is purely because he wants to show off that he's better than Richards at something, and that's more important a reward than anything the X-Men could offer. That said, I don't think Dazzler is wrong to doubt the sincerity of the offer, and I'm almost certain there's a fair bit of double-crossing going on. We still have two issues to go, so plenty of time for it…

The most interesting segment, I think, is that premonition by Franklin in which Reed transforms into Doom after reading the journal. I think this is a pretty valid metaphor, as the calculating, secretive Reed who transforms himself and his colleagues into mutants as part of a larger plan to save the world seems… very much in line with Doom's own ethos. Doom's primary reason for wanting power, after all, is to defy fate - and it's hard not to read Reed's determination to control the future of humanity through superpowers and good PR as pretty much the same thing. It's certainly far removed from his usual more high-minded motives and tactics. If anything, the Reed that shows up in this nightmare is substantially worse than Doom, since he thoughtlessly abandons everyone he cares for - even Doom has Boris.

The story isn't done yet, so I can't really judge the overall narrative just yet - but thus far this is an intriguing set of comics with a pretty interesting premise. I'm not sure why it's being so circumspect with explaining why Reed is so conflicted, though - at least invoking his memories would be a lot more convincing than him just going spare because someone reminded him he's fallible & forgetting whether or not he intentionally turned his family into freaks. On the whole, I think I'd give both these issues pretty middling scores of 3 stars, and hold out hope that we get slightly more conclusions, and a little less set-up...

Best Panel(s) of the Issue



Perhaps not the best panel, but certainly my favorite - watching Reed take a squish nose-dive into the wall is satisfying, especially in context of his behaviour and apparent actions in this series. I imagine Doom would be quite pleased too.

Most Gloriously Villainous Doom Quotes

"No price was mentioned. None shall be. My reasons, little man, are my own. And my offer should speak for itself."

Doom's Bad Hair Day



Can I elect the weird fan-service scattered throughout this entire mini-series? Not only do women randomly get naked, like in this panel where Sue decides that blasting her own costume is a great idea (never mind that unstable molecule clothing shouldn't allow it) but there's also extended segments with various characters swimming, or doing shirtless rock-chopping like Wolverine, or other stuff that I've yet to cover. It's just… weird? It's not even like it's particularly titillating or something, there's absolutely no detail to basically any of it. What gives?

Doom-Tech of the Week

The only thing we see is the fake fisherman Scanbot which seems specifically designed to transmit holographic messages. It's much less sophisticated than Doombots at any rate, even though it briefly convinced the X-Men that it was a human being.
 
I am reminded that the ultimate version of Reed Richards became a super villain who to quote the second human torch(the first being the golden age android) more Doctor Doom than Doctor Doom called Maker and would eventually become a menace to main universe Reed Richards... I am actually surprised they didn't have prime verse Reed Richards and Doctor Doom take on the maker.
 
I am actually surprised they didn't have prime verse Reed Richards and Doctor Doom take on the maker.
Well for that to happen, Reed would need to come back from his trip to rebuild the multiverse. I think the people of 616 still think he and Sue are dead. I'd love to have an enmity between he and the Maker though.
 
108: Fantastic Four vs. the X-Men #3-4
108: Fantastic Four vs. the X-Men #3-4 (April & June 1987)



Cover

Following up on the theme of the first two covers, these are similar, but a bit more menacing - Franklin remains a focal point throughout all of them, but this time Doctor Doom plays a more prominent personal role rather than looming over things in the background. Both of these covers are pretty creepy, with the first including a host of X-Men wearing versions of Doom's mask as they hunt down Franklin, while the latter has the Fantastic Four as freaky zombies while the X-Men are crucified on trees behind them like in Franklin's nightmare. I think my favorite out of all of them is the third cover, just because it's the most unsettling, but the fourth isn't that far behind… I am slightly confused why Doom's cowl changes colors in a single one of these covers, though...

Story Overview

#3 - By the Soul's Darkest Light

We open in Latveria, where the X-Men have accepted Doctor Doom's offer to heal their wounded teammate Shadowcat. To start off with, though, Doom uses his amazing technology to heal the severe burns on Storm's arm caused by the Human Torch - second and third degree burns he says, and probably beyond conventional medicine to heal without scars. But not beyond Doom's. As his machines heal the damage done, Doom gloats about his invention while Wolverine, Magneto and Psylocke watch. The X-Men don't seem particularly thankful for the free assistance though, criticizing Doom for hoarding this technology for himself when it could be used to help many burn-victims the world over.



Outside Doom's castle, Havok, Dazzler and Longshot are enjoying the view - it's just too bad who runs the place. Longshot wonders why Havok is being so hostile, since it doesn't seem very villainous to heal Storm or Shadowcat, and Havok responds that Doom is just doing it to put the X-Men into his debt, and he'll come to collect in the nastiest way possible. Longshot points out that Magneto was the X-Men's greatest foe until recently, but now he's headmaster of their school - is that also a big set-up to do them harm? Dazzler tries to explain it's not that simple when a guard robot suddenly pipes up, warning about an intruder.

A squad of flying robots set off to hunt down an unidentified flying threat, likely an enhanced, super-powered individual. Said threat happens to be Rogue, who snuck out of the castle against Doom's orders to experience Latverian culture and shop for some clothing - she actually really enjoyed herself, it seems, since she picked up some 'aces threads' and had a nice night on the town. Her calm trek back to the castle is interrupted when the robots open fire. Longshot's first reaction is to warn Wolverine and Doctor Doom about the mistake, but Havok figures Doom probably ordered the attack anyway and starts blasting away.

As a huge laser-beam courtesy of Havok takes out one robot, Rogue takes out another by smashing it with the leg of one of its colleagues. Dazzler calls Havok 'Mr. Showoff' and decides to show a more subtle use of lasers - she points her finger and launches a very thin beam with a soft 'voip' noise which utterly annihilates another robot's head. Rogue approves of the little rivalry even as she smashes another bot to bits. As expected from this mini-series, most of her newly bought clothing gets ripped up in the fight. The counterattack causes the guards still at the castle to turn on the three X-Men there until a fully healed Storm and Doom arrive and order both to stand down. When Rogue flies in and angrily tells off Doom for allowing his robots to attack her, Doom dismisses it as a misunderstanding between both parties. After all, he did say no harm will come to those who obey his laws…



Switching over to one of the towers of Doom's castle, we see Shadowcat, now housed in a special cylinder that tries to slow the process of her eventually molecular dispersal, watched over by her pet dragon Lockheed. Although she does not want to die, she does not wish it to be at the cost of the X-Men being in debt to Doctor Doom, possibly one of the worst villains in the world. She decides it would be better to commit suicide than have her friends do that. As she leaves the safety of her cylinder, she is witnessed by Franklin Richards, who is once again watching in his astral dream form. Kitty moves out onto a ledge and looks out on the sunset, preparing to loosen her concentration and fade away into nothing. She figures it won't hurt - and it'll probably be quick. She hopes her friends won't be too sad - it's for the best…

Franklin desperately tries to convince Kitty not to let go, promising that his father Reed Richards can save her life. Unfortunately, Kitty cannot see Franklin begging her to reconsider, not to give up, and the X-Men are only alerted when Lockheed lets out a roar. Psylocke establishes a psi-link with Kitty and tries to talk her out of it, but Kitty refuses. She wonders why Reed refused to help, and laments that they had to turn to Doctor Doom for help - there must have been a good reason. Before Kitty can discorporate, she finally hears Franklin's cries not to let go and she decides to return to her container. When the X-Men arrive they see her back there with an apparently still visible Franklin and are relieved that the worst is over. Doom comes to check on them, and says that tomorrow he will be able to restore Kitty to her normal health...



On the other side of the world, at the Four Freedoms Plaza, Reed Richards is walking wounded through the halls of their headquarters. He's carrying the journal which claims he purposely plotted to mutate his comrades. Walking past the room that he shares with his wife Sue, Reed sees her sleeping and tries to reach out and comfort her but finds that he cannot and leaves. Noticing this, Sue begins to cry. Reed goes back to pacing the halls, cursing himself and finally declaring that he did not mutate them all on purpose - before immediately doubling back and wondering whether or not his subconscious might have betrayed him. Uh, Reed, either the book is real and you've known all along, or it's a fake and there's no reason to get this upset over a ruse. What is with this constant doubt…?

Passing by Franklin's room, Reed finds that boy struggling in his sleep and decides to go to him. He muses that so many awful things have happened to Franklin because his parents are members of the Fantastic Four, and wonders if the kid will ever forgive him for that. When Franklin wakes up he crawls into his caring father's hands and tells him he loves him, causing Reed to cry. He tells his father that he had a bad dream and Reed cheers the boy up by telling him his favorite bedtime story, like his father did to him way back. Unknown to Reed, Sue has been watching them invisibly, and she is brought to tears because she has not heard her husband nor her son laugh like this in ages. Bless his heart…



Back in Latveria, Storm is having a combat session with Longshot to test his fighting prowess and to make sure that her recently healed arm is in full fighting order - he turns out to be extremely agile and evasive, frustrating Storm to no end when she can't get a hit in. Indeed, he jumps a full thirty feet into the air in a backwards somersault and lands himself squarely on Rogue's shoulders in the same move - impressive! With the session over, the X-Men decide to go back and see how Kitty is fairing.

In Manhattan, the Thing has been wandering the streets in deep thought, and has made his way home to the Lower East Side, and more specifically to Yancy Street. He ends up at a bar where he begins to pound back the drinks and think about how his life has changed since he became the Thing. He's a bit unsettled by how much the neighborhood has changed, how 'gussified' the place looks. He gets a drink, and tells the barkeep to keep them coming. The people around him look at him with fear, he reckons, afraid he'll bust up the bar even though he's just sitting there. He then thinks about how he once loved Sue and lost her to Reed, and he loved Alicia and lost her to Johnny. And while Reed and Sue were able to have a child, and Johnny and Alicia might have one of their own someday, he is out of luck. The Grimm family ends with him. He then thinks about the possibility that Reed may have done the space mission on purpose and becomes even more depressed. When it's closing time, Ben leaves without issue much to the relief of the bar staff. Pretty much proves his earlier worries right, too...

As Ben walks the streets again he is upset that he can't even get drunk, and wonders what good he is. How could Reed do something like this? To people he cared about? How could Ben have been so wrong about him? As he rounds the corner he spots an accident on the street involving a car and a fuel truck. He sees a frantic woman being pulled away from the blaze, and Ben overhears that the woman's baby is still trapped somewhere inside. Without a second thought, Ben picks up the flaming fuel truck and throws it into East River, then rescues the baby from the flaming car. Ben is hailed as a hero by rescue crews and the baby's mother even kisses him. Even though he is being praised, Ben tells them that it was nothing and any one of them could have done what he did. 'Tried, maybe, but not succeeded - not survived!'



Elsewhere, at a derelict pier on the Hudson River, Johnny pushes himself to make sure he can still use his flame powers flawlessly, wracked with guilt over accidentally burning Storm. Any other time he'd go to Reed for advice on how to make up for his error, but after tonight he's not sure if he can rely on the man. He goes back to the apartment he shares with Alicia, even harder on himself than ever before, and as he releases his powers it's revealed that he was naked the entire time while flying out there. Well, that would've been an awkward conversation if anyone threw a bucket of water on him... When Alicia hears him come in, she tries to comfort him by telling him that people make mistakes, and that his flame powers are a tool that can be used for good or to destroy, it's all in how they are used.



Johnny admits that it's not just his mistake that's bothering him - it's the situation with Reed. He knows Sue and Ben hate Reed for the recent revelation of his duplicity - but Johnny doesn't really share their views. Becoming the Human Torch was the best thing that ever happened to him - he was a good-for-nothing punk who played with cars until the accident. Since then he's been to the actual stars. He's seen and done things that people scarcely dream of. People know him, respect him, look up to him in a way they never would have done to regular old Johnny Storm. He loves this life - he loves who and what he is! But how can he tell the others that? They all still consider him a callous, uncaring smart-aleck kid, and this'd just confirm that for them! Alicia tells him that it's not his face she loves, any more than she loved Ben's - it's his heart. Noble and true, sometimes in spite of itself. He's owning up to his mistakes and taking responsibility - that's what growing up is about. He's no kid anymore.

Back at Four Freedoms Plaza, Reed tucks Franklin into bed and muses that compared to the miracle of life that is his son, all his works, his triumphs, they're just… vanity. He's surprised when Sue comes to him and tells him that she had been watching, offering him a cup of coffee with a smile. Together in the living room, Sue tells her husband that the man she saw interacting with their son is a caring man who would never manipulate others, and could not possibly be the same person who wrote such cold unfeeling things in that old journal. The two reconcile with a kiss as the morning sun begins to rise.

In Latveria, Doctor Doom prepares the devices that are needed to restore Kitty to full health, explaining the technological underpinnings while none too subtly making digs at Reed's inferiority and his own superior understanding, declaring that he simply actualized the inherent potential along pathways that Reed, the fool, completely overlooked! Psylocke warns Doom that while she is doing her best to keep Kitty's mind intact, time is running out. Doom declares, confidently, that he will have saved her long before the critical juncture has passed.

It's morning in New York, and Reed and Sue are talking about the former's doubts. His mind once again goes back to the X-Men's plight. He realizes that his initial doubt was because despite his calculations being perfect regarding molecular cohesion, he knows that he was similarly sure about the safety of the rocket flight that turned them into the Fantastic Four. Although he is frustrated with his uncertainty, he still wishes to go to Latveria and try to save Kitty's life. To his surprise Johnny and Ben have returned and have decided to help out, because in the end they are a team and a family. Franklin, awake and glad to hear it, rushes to his father to give him a hug.




#4 - A Matter of Faith

Despite Doom's promises, Shadowcat has not yet been cured of her molecular dispersion, and on the eve of her fifteenth birthday Kitty has decided to give up on the idea that she will survive the ordeal. While she accepts her possible death, she wants to get the waiting over with. As she gives into despair, the dream-form of Franklin Richards appears before her life support cylinder. After Lockheed determines that Franklin is no threat, in an adorable sequences where it gives the astral projection a lick and Franklin worries about picking up dragon germs.



The kid tells Kitty that his parents are on their way to help save her life. She worries it'll just lead to another fight, unfortunately. Franklin then explains about the visions of the future he gets in his sleep, and warns Kitty about the dream that he had where the X-Men and Fantastic Four fought each other to the death. When this upsets her, Franklin tries to cheer her up by telling her the same story that his father told him the night before...

Aboard the Fantastic Four's super-sonic jet, the team are heading towards Latveria, joined by the She-Hulk, who wishes to see their mission through, and the sleeping Franklin. Sue Richards begins thinking about how well Doom knows her husband, and that their rivalry goes back all the way to college, and begins wondering if he had something to do with the old journal that she found. She then looks down at the child asleep in her arms and wonders if his astral form has gone wandering again - just superhero things. She can protect his physical form, but what about his spirit?

She's interrupted in her thoughts by Ben, who offers her a cup of coffee. She creates a chair out of force-fields so he has a place to sit too, and when Ben warns her he's no light-weight, she quips that she can handle it. The two discuss Doom's long standing hatred of Reed, with Sue wondering why all of them have changed so much since the time they got their powers, but Doom remains the same. Ben believes that because Reed has always surpassed Doom in intelligence, Doom has forever wanted to prove Reed wrong. It gives his life purpose, a goal. Sue wonders if they should let Doom have a win once to get it out of his system, and Ben shrewdly notices that she's talking about Doom, but she's thinking about someone else. When they consider Reed's current bout of doubt in his own abilities, Ben tells her that Reed needs to sort through it himself and the best they can do is to stand by and support him through this difficult time.

Meanwhile, Johnny is thinking about accidentally burning Storm, and he wonders how he can face them again so soon afterward and make atonement for the accident. When She-Hulk asks Johnny to share his thoughts, he tells her that his friend Spider-Man's motto: 'With great power comes great responsibility' is something that he has recently learned himself, if only a little too late. She-Hulk tries to cheer him up by telling him that learning from your mistakes is the best way to make it up to yourself. When she asks about the enmity between Reed and Doctor Doom, Johnny fills her in on how Doom always thought Reed to be his rival in university, and explains the events that led up to Doom's face being scarred.

The flashback to the college days is actually more detailed than we've ever seen - Doom was stiff and formal, and nobody liked him - and after a while, nobody even tried to like him. Ben talked to some of the old Professors there, and they said teaching Reed and Doom was like educating a pair of Einsteins, Mozarts, or Da Vinci's. They grasped any concept instantly, no matter how complex, and brilliance was second nature like breathing. The school computers weren't good enough for them, so they invented their own - revolutionized the field!



Day and night they'd argue theories - math, physics, cosmology - that even Nobel laureates had trouble following. For Reed it was heaven, because he loved learning for its own sake, but for Doom they were battles he had to win - because they were a key to power. Outside class, Doom was working on secret projects of his own. and one afternoon Reed saw his notes. He realized there was a fatal flaw in some of Doom's calculations and tried to warn him of the danger, but Doom wouldn't listen. He went through with his experiment, and it literally blew up in his face. Doom blamed Reed for the accident, incapable of admitting he'd made a mistake - it had to be someone else's fault. He's hated Reed ever since, and he'd do anything to get even. And the way Reed's behaved since finding the journal, Doom might just get his chance. If he doesn't regain his self-respect, his faith in himself, Doom will win their next fight before it's even begun!

In the cockpit of their craft, Reed once more looks at his old journal. Every word in there is his, he admits, and he knows them all by heart. If only he knew his memories and mind as completely! But how can so much truth add up to a monstrous lie? If it is a lie? Every thought and theory in those pages is his, but the presentation is wrong - the order has been twisted. Yes, he often spoke of the dangers of hostile extraterrestrial life and super-powered sociopaths, and the necessity of a heroic paradigm to focus society's opposition to such threats, and the Fantastic Four became that group. But the book claims it was on purpose, as some ruthless plan - his plan!

He tells himself that's not the way it happened, that if he suspected even the slightest risk he would have cancelled the flight, but suppose the warning signs were there and he ignored them? Chose not to notice? No - they were his family, his friends, he couldn't have betrayed them! He's interrupted in his worries when Franklin's dream-self appears and tells his father that Shadowcat knows they're coming to save her, and that he'll go back now to keep her company. Reed reaches out, telling Franklin to wait, because he doesn't know anymore if he even can. The boy dissipates before he can hear the renewed self-doubt…



Back in Latveria, Wolverine is putting Havok, Dazzler, Rogue and Longshot through a training session as they await results from Doctor Doom. Longshot throws some knives around that Wolverine deflects, and Havok and Dazzler have another little rivalry about power versus precision with their respective powers. The session is ended by Rogue, who expresses her frustration that nothing has been done by now by kicking a wall down. She switched out her destroyed clothing with something else - a shirt that is reminiscent of the Flash - but more likely a reference to Ms. Marvel, whose powers she absorbed in the past. Looking out to Doom's castle, she wonders what's up with the delay.

Upstairs in the castle's tower, the dream form of Franklin continues to try and entertain Kitty with the story his father told him, but he has difficulties because his skin is not pliant. Franklin tells her that he used to have a baby sister - but she died when she was born, and now his mom can't have any more. He has friends and all, but that's not the same as family. When they admit to each other they'd want their siblings to be like the other, they're surprised when the sentiment comes across both ways - Psylocke's doing, who watched on from the door. Doom enters the room from behind Psylocke, and Franklin quickly hides. Doom declares that he is ready to begin the procedure to save Kitty's life...

A fair distance away from the castle Magneto stands solemnly on a cliff, looking off into the distance like a knockoff Dracula. He is greeted by Storm, who wishes to know Magneto's thoughts. Magneto explains to Ororo that he is thinking about how five hundred miles in one direction is Auschwitz, the Nazi death camp he and his family were interred in, and he was the sole survivor of, and due west of Latveria is the Soviet city of Vinnitsa. There, Magneto explains, his daughter Anya died in a fire. Then, when he used his mutant powers to save his wife Magda, she fled from him in fear and the villagers were so afraid they attempted to push him into the flames that claimed the daughter he was attempting to save.

In his anger, he uses his magnetic powers to pull one of Doom's robotic guards from the castle to him, and reshapes it into a statue of his wife and daughter. Doom sends out a holographic image to scold Magneto for such use of his powers, since his magnetic abilities affect the very computers that are needed to save Kitty's life. Why did he think he was asked to remove himself from the premises in the first place? He warns the Master of Magnetism against using them again.



Storm tries to comfort Magneto, telling him to focus on the future instead of the past, and the man wonders if other people will think of it that way - they see only the arch-villain, avowed enemy of mankind. He had an opportunity to square those accounts before the world court, but the trial was never concluded, and reopening that would mean abandoning Xavier's school when it needs him most… so what is he to do?

Suddenly they notice the Fantastic Four's jet flying overhead, and Magneto uses his powers to force it to land, figuring Reed couldn't help but interfere. Storm scolds him for assuming they have ill intentions, as well as using his powers after Doom explicitly warned him against it. While at Doom's castle, the delicate computers are disrupted by Magneto's powers, which infuriates Doom. With the primary circuits blown, the replacements will have to come from the castle's defensive systems - so the X-Men will have to sub in for those. Doom explains that Magneto used his powers to stop the Fantastic Four from interfering, and they go off to see what they can do. Kitty, meanwhile, knows Doom's game - he sees this as a no-lose scenario. If he saves Kitty, he wins. If he fails because of Reed's interference, he wins because the Fantastic Four and X-Men will never be friends again. Kitty's best chance would be for Reed and Doom to work together - but at that point she might as well wish for the Moon…

At the landing site, Johnny Storm is happy to see that Storm's arm is healed, but quickly goes on the defensive when Magneto chastises the young hero for his fault in her injuries. Reed explains he wants another shot at helping to save Kitty, but Magneto is skeptical after his earlier adamant refusal to do the same. As Sue is trying to convince Storm, Rogue and Wolverine arrive and promptly attack, ruining any shot at diplomacy. Rogue throws Wolverine at Ben, then goes to take on Johnny, who immediately calls her a 'mutie' - a racial slur, and evidently it's not the first time he's done so. Rogue takes offense, hurling him into a nearby snowdrift and dousing his flames. Ben, meanwhile, gets back up from being knocked over by Wolverine, who threatens him with his claws - but then Ben bops him on the head once with a loud 'bonk!' and the mutant is rendered unconscious. 'Sweet dreams, bub.' Reed's observation that Wolverine's claw might be able to cut even his skin is properly ominous, though that won't be explored in this story.



When Longshot, Havok and Dazzler try to ram She-Hulk with a jeep, she attempts to throw a boulder at it but it's destroyed by Dazzler's lasers. Rogue, meanwhile, absorbed Johnny's flame powers and tries to attack Sue, but she cuts off her air with a force field, thereby snuffing out the flames. Naturally, since it's this mini-series, the flames have destroyed Rogue's second outfit and she's once again rendered fully nude as she bounces through the sky. She-Hulks sends Rogue crashing right into the jeep driven by the other X-Men, which violently explodes when she desperately reactivates her flame powers at the last moment when the force field fails.

Faced with Storm, She-Hulk feels bad to be attacking Storm when she no longer has her powers, but is surprised when there is a sudden bolt of lightning, which gives her pause for a moment. As the battle rages, Magneto uses his powers to lift up the Fantastic Four's craft to use as a weapon, horrifying Reed and Sue since Franklin, to their knowledge, is still aboard. Reed immediately decides Magneto is still a supervillain after all, and he should never have believed he might have reformed! Franklin is safe, though, having been pulled out of the craft by Lockheed, and he scolds the heroes for fighting among each other when Kitty needs saving - this dumb fight is just making her fade faster. The heroes are finally shamed into stopping their battle, and work towards their common goals.



This is all watched from the castle by Doom, while Psylocke focuses on keeping Kitty's mind in one piece, a task that is becoming more and more difficult. Doom muses that it would be easy to bar the Fantastic Four from his castle, from Latveria itself, as their very presence here creates a possibly major diplomatic incident. The blame for Shadowcat's death would not be his - it would be theirs! And yet… what if Doom could save her, despite the odds? Under Reed's very nose, at that? What a coup - he could finally demonstrate which of them is the master. Delicious irony - to defeat his most hated rival at his own game, by playing a hero!

Noticing that his enemy lacks his usual self-assured confidence, Doom zooms in and sees Richards clutching his old journal. Realizing that Reed is bothered by it, Doom decides this is a most delightful and unexpected surprise - whatever else might happen this night, Reed is doomed! Soon the heroes have gathered in the room, and Doom shames them for requiring a child to remind them of what's at stake, taking great joy in their shame. Shadowcat's physical shape has already dispersed, and now only Psylocke's powers are keeping her in one piece. Had the interruption not occurred, Kitty would have been safe by now - but regretfully success can no longer be guaranteed. Flicking a switch, Doom declares that he can do nothing but try.

Doom begins to work, and Reed looks over some nearby screens, noting that Doom has actualized Reed's theoretical work perhaps better than even he could have. He's not sure if that makes him angry - or jealous? Is he so petty? He decides he should stop thinking about himself, and focus on the problem. As he studies the calculations that scroll by he sees a problem and tells Doom to stop the process. When Doom falters, Reed stops it himself, which leads into an argument between the two over who is right. Ben unhelpfully reminds them of the previous time Reed found some mistakes in Doom's work, which surely would calm the whole situation down! Franklin yells at them to stop, and tearfully asks Doom that if he and his father are the smartest men on the planet, why don't they work together to solve the problem instead of fighting? Isn't her life more important than their rivalry?



Doom stares down at him and finally relents, asking Reed to explain himself. Reed notes that over time there's a feedback from Kitty's power that would eventually destroy her - this is not being taken into account, and thus Doom's monitors are spouting gibberish. Garbage in, garbage out. Doom realizes that the damage responsible for this miscalculation was caused by Magneto's powers, and it's irreparable in the time they have available. Reed declares that there is one more option: to personally come up with the complex equations necessary as the process goes on. In his head. Doom declares it an impossible feat - not even his incomparable mind could perform so many calculations instantly without a margin for error!

Reed muses that his mind came up with the machine, so it should be able to solve this problem - but then again, he did miss the feedback anomaly earlier. It was the sort of thing that couldn't be predicted, only discovered and dealt with through experience - just like the cosmic rays that turned them into the Fantastic Four. Suppose he made another mistake? He needs to be certain, he decides, but he's not sure he can ever be certain again. Doom gleefully observes his rival's descent into abject misery. Reed finally admits to Sue that while she might believe he could not have written that journal - she's wrong. Ben said he could be utterly ruthless in the pursuit of his goals, and he's not sure if the creation of the Fantastic Four was an accident or unwittingly deliberate. Suppose his subconscious prompted him to act in a way he couldn't consciously accept? He's not sure, and the uncertainty is destroying him. He needs to know, or he'll be no use to anyone!



Doom tells him to have Psylocke probe his mind to learn the truth about his troubles. Psylocke, however, is busy keeping Kitty alive and just shouts that they should get a move on, for pity's sake! Reed begins sweating, realizing that following Doom's suggestion might kill Kitty by splitting Psylocke's focus, and in any case it might confirm his worst fears. Rogue proposes once again to absorb Reed's knowledge and do the job herself, but Storm wards her off - this decision and its consequences must be Reed's alone. Wolverine realizes why, figuring Reed has to regain faith in himself here and now, or there will always remain a seed of doubt behind. Reed reasons that even if he asked, Psylocke could learn the truth and lie to him for Kitty's sake - how would he know? He doesn't know what to do…

As Doom watches on in glee, Sue realizes that the villain is acting as if all this isn't much of a surprise to him - as if he'd anticipated the breakdown before they even walked in the door. All this time she's been wracking her brain wondering who could have written that journal if not Reed… Who would have known everything necessary to fake it? Who knows Reed as well as himself, a twisted doppelganger filled with hatred and envy? Who has both motive and opportunity to craft such a deception? Who but Doctor Doom? She knows she's right, but she has no proof. Even if she did, she shouldn't say a word about it - to win this battle, Reed will have to cast his inner demons out himself.

Reed finally gathers himself, deciding that the answer to who and what you are lies in the hearts of those you love, and in your own soul. There's no proof necessary, just faith, which makes these the hardest answers of all. Reed gathers the strength to overcome his doubts from the love of his wife and son, trusting their convictions and reaffirming his own. In a bit of a strange moment, the issue then just sort of fades to black and picks up hours later, as if the page is missing on which Kitty is finally saved - I suppose we just have to take it on faith. (Ha!)

In the aftermath, the two teams and Doctor Doom celebrate with a banquet in Doom's castle, complete with musicians and dancing. Reed explains to the X-Men that he resolved some personal issues in the process of saving Kitty, and the primary problem was that an instantaneous restoration would have advanced the problem instead of fixing it, so by changing the parameters of the machine to jump-start Kitty's natural healing processes, they successfully saved her life. The key was a gradual instead of instantaneous healing process - the mistake both he and Doom made was to rush things along. Doom watches on and notes that Reed has forgiven the X-Men rather easily, and Sue replies that he does that to everyone - except himself. She then observes that Doom is acting with uncommon good grace, hosting all the heroes for a banquet like this. He dryly notes that even a gypsy's son knows the basic rules of hospitality…

After a moment, Sue tells Doom about her son's prophetic dream, a harbinger of the whole adventure, and he seems fascinated by the suggestion. In the nightmare, she says, he saw Doom and Reed merge into one. Doom acknowledge that he and Richards are much alike - like Cain and Abel, or David and Jonathan. What of it? Uh, the former is pretty obvious to interpret, but the latter. - well, suffice to say that there's a fair few homoerotic interpretations of that particular relationship!

She-Hulk and Ben watch warily as Magneto approaches Reed, and admits that he let rage, fear, and mistrust rule him, which almost led to terrible consequences for all of them. He's here to thank Reed for his help, and to apologize. Reed takes his hand, reasoning that the Magneto from before would not have said those words, that he was far too arrogant to ever do so. Perhaps he really has changed! Storm thinks this is a double celebration if Magneto and Reed really have made peace, but Wolverine reckons it's only the first step on a long road. The trick is making that peace last.

Doom, meanwhile, offers Sue some caviar, but she dismisses the offer and confronts him with her suspicions that he planted the dreaded journal among their possessions. He, who treats people like pawns and delights in using them as puppets! He crafted the forgery as a trap, years ago, not caring what damage it would cause or who it would hurt when it was finally sprung. Just as long as it got to Reed! Doom says such accusations wound him, and really she should try the caviar, it's delicious!



Sue declares that if Reed would have asked for Psylocke's help, he never again would have trusted himself - there would always be doubts. Doom just says she's missing a rare treat! She decides that if Doom had been successful, he would have mentally crippled his rival once and for all, and achieved the victory he'd been looking for since his college days. As the other heroes nervously watch on, ready for a fight, Sue declares that if she fought by Doom's rules, he would be dead already, given the sheer lethal potential of her powers. Doom wonders if that's a challenge, her will and power against his technology? She warns him that a lioness is most dangerous when protecting their mate and cub, but that right now there is no reason to consider any challenges - the match of the day is already over, and they won!

As she heads back to the rest of the Fantastic Four, Sue reckons that Doom took his hardest, cruelest shot at their family this day, and they came through the other side whole. With some new scars, maybe, but intact. Perhaps even stronger as a family than they were before. And the tragedy is - Doom will never comprehend why, or that sometimes the most important things in life are faith, trust, and love. Upstairs, Franklin's dream form is dancing with the slowly healing Kitty Pryde, who promises to dance with him for real once she is all better. Naturally, since it's this mini-series, she is naked. The nightmare is over, the comics proclaims - but the dream has just begun!

Rating & Comments



You know, I just realized that we've spent four entire issues with these two casts, and literally every combat encounter was heroes duking it out with each other because of misunderstandings, for training, or because they broke the law - and usually each of those scenes involved Wolverine being aggressive as all hell. Meanwhile, throughout it all, the one actual supervillain on the scene never even raises his hand to any of them, being entirely focused on trying to get one over on his school rival because, yes, he's exactly that petty. It's unexpected that there is no big final battle in which the heroes team up against the villain, as I expected - it manages to buck some trends, there. Hell, the two titular teams are never really on different sides, not really.

Now that I've finished the entire thing, I think the second half of this series does a better job actually diving into the issue of Reed's doubts than then first two issues ever did - for one, Reed finally denies writing the journal explicitly. It's then revealed that the discovery of that journal didn't in itself cause his weird actions in the last issues, but that it sparked his uncertainty over how he missed the risks of cosmic rays in the first place. He thinks that perhaps he subconsciously did recognize their risk and possible mutating qualities, and went through with the rocket trip anyway in spite of that. This, evidently, triggered doubt about himself that festered, leading him to question his own decision-making until he collapsed into a quivering pile of indecision. The journal itself was just a catalyst that led to unhealthy thoughts - which is a decent explanation for Reed's reaction in the previous issues, though one wonders why he didn't make his rejection of the journal more clear to his family.

We get some pretty good vignettes featuring Johnny and Ben in the third issue, in which we see each of them deal with the revelation that Reed possibly made them superhuman on purpose. Ben is understandably morose about his lot in life, and it's pretty entertaining watching the people around him care about him while simultaneously fearing the sort of property damage he might be capable of at the slightest notice. The action scene with the car accident is pretty good, too, though its message is a bit trite for Ben's character. It seems like 'Oh yeah, I can be a superhero now' is a bit of an old standby for him whenever he feels down. Johnny's response is actually pretty cool - he basically admits that even if Reed did do it on purpose, he's come to love his powers and wouldn't want to change anything. That's a legitimate position to take, I suppose, especially since he got one of those invisible superpowers he can just turn off.

Sue's change of heart with regards to Reed has less to do with realizing the good side of being superhuman, and much more with her son Franklin. Franklin remains a delight in this half of the series, comforting a suicidal Kitty and even playing peacemaker between the Fantastic Four and the X-Men, and later - incredibly - between Reed Richards and Doctor Doom! The fact that Doom succumbs to his cute stare-down is probably my favorite moment of his in the series, barring perhaps the caviar bit. Franklin's attempt to repeat Reed's story to Kitty is also pretty adorable, especially when he can't get his fingers to do the same crazy things that his much bendier father is capable of. Although he is at the heart of Sue's story, she does get a few moments of her own - seeing her verbally dress down Doom after his plan crumbles is pretty nice, though I think the dialogue gets a big ham-fisted and cringy at times.

Let's talk Doom for a moment - he finally gets some actual focus in these issues, rather than just being a background shadow. It's pretty obvious that until that moment when Doom spots the journal in Reed's hands halfway through issue four, he didn't know about its presence, or that it was responsible for Reed's choice not to help Kitty. So… until that point, from all that I can read in these issues, Doom was completely on the level. Later, Reed himself admits that Doom did exactly as he said and actualized his theories to a level that even Reed might not have been able to, and the only reason the machine failed is because Magneto got into a fight with the Fantastic Four and screwed up the circuitry. If they'd just stayed away, it's entirely likely Kitty would have been saved by Doom without a fuss, thereby rubbing his superiority in Reed's face. That, it seems, was the original intent, and as Doom himself puts it, he would have beaten Reed at his own game - being a hero. As far as I can tell, everything Doom actually does in this series is above board!

Now, that doesn't absolve Doom of actions that took place further into the past. The plot that Reed fell for was an old one, possibly from way back around the earliest days of Doom's career. I don't think it's very likely that Doom intended for Reed to find his journal and descend into self-doubt as a result - that seems a very unlikely outcome to count on, on the whole. More likely he just wanted someone else to discover the book and discredit Reed, possibly one of the other Fantastic Four, thereby ruining the team entirely. That said, Doom clearly takes great joy in seeing his rival miserable, and even tries to pitch in with some unhelpful suggestions, just on the off chance that this unexpected chance to crush Reed doesn't pass him by. This is clearly a pretty sinister Doom, but also one that's very much going with the flow - ultimately he's just in it to put down Reed, not for any larger scheme.

It's telling, I think, that Doom does help save Kitty and hosts a celebration afterwards, no matter the antagonism with the Fantastic Four. Even at his most conniving and psychologically manipulative, he still can't quite shake his pretense of honor, and even a shared victory is still a victory in the end.

By the way, the flashback to State U is pretty interesting, since we get some confirmation here that Reed and Doom did more than just share a room for a bit, or occasionally bump into each other in the hallways. Evidently they were intellectual rivals in school as well, frequently having debates about advanced topics - they were equals, in a sense. With that context, Doom not accepting that Reed spotted an error in his calculations makes a bit more sense than it just coming down to random arrogance - there was already a well-established personal enmity there before that issue ever came up. It was pretty neat that the solution to Kitty's problem ultimately involved a similar scenario - and this time around, at Franklin's urging, he accepted Reed's criticism. Whether or not the kid used his unspecified but highly potent powers to make that happen or if Doom just can't resist puppy-dog eyes is an open question.

The X-Men get more to do in the second half of this mini-series, but honestly they remain the less relevant half of the crossover. Most of their scenes involve them training or fighting the Fantastic Four, with the sole exception being an extended scene delving into the backstory of Magneto, which is cleverly used as part of the larger plot. Although their action scenes are fine and they don't get in the way, they feel superfluous for the most part, more window-dressing than actually important to what's going on. Actually, practically all the conflicts in the issue are instigated by the X-Men, but in the end it's the Fantastic Four apologizing, which seems a bit strange. Surely both sides have blame to go around here… Best moment, I think, is the Wolverine headbonk. Ouch.

It's intriguing how different this mini-series was from my expectations, honestly. Reed's whole journey seems a bit over-wrought and I'm still not sure his internal conflict was terribly realistic for an ostensibly rational person, but there's some nice storytelling throughout, a whole bunch of fun moments (Wolverine whack-a-mole!) and some hilarious scenes (like Doom continuously pushing caviar in lieu of answers.) The art is pretty good as well, even if Doom gets a bit cartoony in places. I gave the last couple issues three stars, but for these I'm trending higher… four stars, I think. The bonus is for how deliciously gleeful Doom gets, and his attempt to out-hero his rival!

Best Panel(s) of the Issue



Among my favorites was this pretty sweet panel of the Thing rushing through an inferno to take an entire tanker truck on his shoulders. Nice!

Most Gloriously Villainous Doom Quotes

"Is this device not a wonder of wonders? The product of Doom's genius, improving on Richards' original conception as only Doom can, actualizing all its inherent potential along pathways that Richards, the fool, naturally overlooked?!"

"What delicious irony - to defeat my most hated rival at his own game - by playing the hero!"

"We are much alike, Richards and I. As Cain and Abel, as David and Jonathan - what of it?"

Doom's Bad Hair Day



This panel stood out as being pretty ghastly when it comes to faces - both Rogue and Wolverine look hideous, with the former apparently donning full-on Joker make-up in between panels, coloring outside the lines and everything. And what is with Wolverine's Leno chin, exactly?

Doom-Tech of the Week

The Bio-Enhancer super-charged the human body's capacity to heal itself, curing even severe burn wounds within hours. There's also the Re-Integrator, a life-saving device of Doom's design, even if it's an elaboration on Reed's theories rather than completely original. If not for Magneto, there's a pretty good chance it would have worked...
 
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Ironically, Sue should really be thanking Doom for putting that book in. If Reed just charged in originally and got to work, it seems entirely possible that the mistake about doing it all at once wouldn't have been caught in time by Reed working solo and not overlooking another's work (which is always easier) and Kitty would have died as a result.
 
Ironically, Sue should really be thanking Doom for putting that book in. If Reed just charged in originally and got to work, it seems entirely possible that the mistake about doing it all at once wouldn't have been caught in time by Reed working solo and not overlooking another's work (which is always easier) and Kitty would have died as a result.

I'm still not sure why Reed decided it was a good idea to load up his giant machine and travel across the country with it if he wasn't sure it would even work, and I'm even more confused that he would give up on the idea when the alternative is death. Worst thing that could happen is he screws up and Kitty dies as she would have already...
 
second and third degree burns he says, and probably beyond conventional medicine to heal without scars. But not beyond Doom's.
Why didn't Doom use it on himself then?

Come to think of it, has he never considered plastic surgery? I'm sure he would've killed the doctor doing the procedure afterwards, but if he really wanted to he probably could've programmed one of his Doombots to do it.

After a moment, Sue tells Doom about her son's prophetic dream, a harbinger of the whole adventure, and he seems fascinated by the suggestion.
Funny how it would later be revealed that Franklin is a mutant. The most powerful one in the world at that.

And one of the few not involved in any of the recent Krakoa nation business. The X-men missed out.
 
Why didn't Doom use it on himself then?

There is a rather significant difference between healing fresh burns and decades-old scar tissue, so I doubt it'd be much help now. Although I guess you could argue that Doom's reasons for developing the technology might relate to his own wounds.

Come to think of it, has he never considered plastic surgery? I'm sure he would've killed the doctor doing the procedure afterwards, but if he really wanted to he probably could've programmed one of his Doombots to do it.

He's been offered a fixed face a bunch of times, usually by magical characters, and each time he rejects the offer on the basis that he knows what sort of price would have to be paid for such a thing, or because it would involve trusting someone who's not himself. Personally, I subscribe to the idea that the scars are just a physical reflection of a spiritual wound that Doom got from his magitech experiment blowing up, and fixing the scars would only ever be a temporary solution. I imagine that one way or another the scars would inevitably reappear since the underlying damage remains. Like pasting a bandage on a bleeding stab wound and calling it a day, I guess.

Funny how it would later be revealed that Franklin is a mutant. The most powerful one in the world at that.

And one of the few not involved in any of the recent Krakoa nation business. The X-men missed out.

The whole Franklin situation is pretty weird, yeah. Also they get really coy about his age at some point, to the point that anyone stating it will be cut off mid-sentence so there's never a clearly defined answer...
 
I believe Fraction's FF states that he does, in fact, frequently fix the scars, but is unsatisfied with the result and eventually ends up rescarring himself?

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Which means that periodically he's walking around completely unscarred, but wears the mask anyways because he doesn't want anyone to know.
 
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109: Fantastic Four v1 Annual #20 - Double Double!
109: Fantastic Four v1 Annual #20 (September 1987)



Cover

We've arrived at yet another super-sized annual issue of Fantastic Four - and this one promises some heinous content. Doom himself looks kind of hilarious and goofy on the cover, especially where his mask is concerned. Honestly, his pose is exaggerated and overly dramatic even for Doctor Doom, which is just impressive. But all that leaves aside the elephant in the room, Franklin. Dear Lord, I know Franklin is a bit of a nascent deity as far as his powers go, but on this cover he's pulling a full-on Damian from the Omen! Complete with hellish flames around everything, too.

That said, I'm pretty sure Franklin is supposed to be like 4-6 years old, and I'm fairly sure that's too old to be cradled literally in the palm of someone's hand, even if that person is wearing medieval gauntlets. Honestly I'm not sure what's going on with Doom's hand at all there - are parts of it clipped into Franklin's body? I assume Franklin is supposed to be sitting on his entire lower arm, but I'm not sure that makes physical sense either in this image. Whatever, minor art nonsense! It's a cool cover!

Story Overview

This story has a tiny prologue in the pages of Fantastic Four v1 #305, where fresh off recent events involving the Inhumans, which include the return of Crystal to the team, the Fantastic Four are surprised by an intruder alert into their new base. Rushing downstairs they realize that the intruder is none other than Doctor Doom, who has simply walked into the place in full regalia. Reed notes this is rather unlike the man and wants to hear him out, while Johnny wonders if maybe Doom has finally come to check up on poor Kristoff, who is still locked in the building. Doom denies this, claiming he feels nothing for the boy - instead he's here for Reed's son, Franklin!

Part 1: Double Double!

The issue opens directly after Doom's declaration from that issue, with the Fantastic Four (consisting of Reed, Ben, Sue and Crystal) rushing into the room while Reed demands to know what Doom means, and Ben shouts: 'Lemme at 'im!' Reed stops him from rushing in and asks The fifth member of the band, a suddenly present Johnny, to check up on Franklin. The fiery hero muses that Doom might be their most unrelenting enemy, but surely even he wouldn't hurt a four-year old, would he? He flies up through the laser-grid that protects their building and finds Franklin asleep in his bed, unharmed. He relays this to Reed and promises he'll stick with the kid while Reed deals with Doom, while behind him the child wakes up from his nap.

Reed notes that Doom should know he'd ever entrust the man with anything he holds dear, and Doom acknowledges this fact. He declares that the conflict between the two of them is destiny - their world views are too opposed to ever peacefully coexist, but today he has not come as ruler of Latveria but as a mortal man. Men, he explains, are born of women - and he himself was born to a gypsy witch who died while performing rites that ignorant men call unholy - a bit of a continuity change since only recently it was mentioned she was executed for relatively innocent activities - we'll have to keep an eye on which one sticks. The illustration in this issue actually shows the full monty of a burning pentagram ringed with candles, as well as the same ornate bowl that can be seen in Astonishing Tales #8. Doom then explains that Cynthia's soul was rendered forfeit to the nether realms, and every year at midsummer's eve - this very night - he battles Mephisto to reclaim her. And each year, Doom admits, he fails. Yes, fails! He's telling Reed this because he is in need of an ally, one with great power to combat Mephisto's might - Franklin Richards!



Sue sympathizes with Doom's plight, but naturally she declares the very thought of handing over her son insane. Ben agrees, noting that it would be crazy for any reason, especially if it means sending a child out to fight a demon! Crystal notes she rejoined the Fantastic Four to enjoy life, not to witness murder, while Johnny points out that Reed and Sue intend to take the kid out of this sort of life altogether. Reed demands to know what Doom knows about Franklin's power, which his wife apparently interprets as a willingness to go along with him - not the first time people have some pretty nasty presumptions about the guy.

Doom happily obliges with an explanation for the logic behind this latest scheme, saying that he's aware Franklin can see into the future through his dreams and travel in astral form as depicted in Fantastic Four vs. the X-Men #1-4, and that he's been studying the kid since he regained his true body, especially his encounter and apparent defeat of Mephisto in Fantastic Four v1 #277, which actually resulted in the villain disappearing for more than a real-life years before reforming. Reed has heard enough, and declares that Doom should stay away from his son, now and forever, or he won't be responsible for the consequences. After all, he's seen how Doom treats children - like poor brainwashed Kristoff!



The supervillain explains that Kristoff was a contingency plan in the case of his death, a person whose personality was overlaid with his own so that Latveria would still have a competent ruler. He was obviously activated in error, since Doom never died, and is thus now superfluous! He's only interested in the child he needs, so he asks one final time for Franklin. Doom declares he will give his solemn oath that he'd sacrifice himself before letting the boy come to harm. Reed just tells him to get out, before he's escorted out. Doom agrees, gives a dramatic salute to the ladies in the group, then heads back to the Latverian Embassy.

Ben wonders if Doom really thought they'd go for this, but Reed is bothered about that oath Doom offered - something was off about it. Sue is worried that more and more enemies are trying to get at them through their son, and they have to put a stop to that somehow. They are interrupted when Johnny calls them up in a panic, telling them to look up. The sky is rent apart by what looks like some sort of dark energy storm, and Reed immediately realizes that since he failed at diplomacy, Doom has now turned to war! Crystal observes that the entire visit by Doom was probably just a decoy to distract the team, and they rush upstairs in a high-speed elevator while Reed uses a nearby shaft he designed to beat them there with his stretching. He quickly puts the defense shields on maximum, which allows Johnny to stop using his flames to deflect incoming robots - it's like they're being pelted with meteors, but the swarm of bots is now bouncing harmlessly off the spherical shield.

Reed is a bit puzzled that Doom is tossing these minor munitions at a shield that he'd surely know would be there, which is when the other shoe drops. A huge bomb descends from the sky, and Reed immediately identifies it somehow as a Tau Neutrino bomb with a positron overshell - which, even as a layperson when it comes to physics, sounds problematic. Antimatter, really? Interestingly the Tau Neutrino wasn't confirmed until 2000, and at this point in time it was still purely theoretical. Reed rushes to adjust the shield, while Ben realizes that since Reed might soon be leaving, they'll be quite a different team afterwards. Ben warns Reed that the bomb is starting to glow, which apparently means the thing is transmuting neutrinos in negative time - whatever the hell that means. It detonates with an emphatic purple 'Barsoom!' - Edgar Rice Burroughs would be proud - which knocks down the shield, after which the swarmbots return.



Reed tells Johnny to take the fight to the air outside the tower, while Sue uses her full power against the attackers inside - he'll guard Franklin. Sue thinks he's never seen her husband this intense, and notes that she's already expended much of her strength holding off the antimatter explosion, but she'll do her best. She forces the swarms back outside where Johnny can blast them, which gives Ben an idea. Reed seems to grasp his plan immediately, but tells him to wait until the others set up the enemies for him. When some bots slip through the cracks, Crystal starts taking them out with her powers, making their engines explode inside them by manipulating their fire. Johnny just warns her not to aim her hands at him, he's got enough problems without adding her! Crystal isn't sure what the hell that's supposed to mean.

Ben, meanwhile, uses his power to rip up part of the floor and uses the stacks of dead robots to block the way against the live ones. Crystal then uses her control over the element of earth to help push the stack of robots outside, where Johnny swoops in to blast the lot into dust. He then shows off to Crystal his own control of fire, creating a giant tornado of flames which takes out the majority of the robots. Afterwards only stray bots remain, which are quickly taken care of. The Four celebrate their victory, noting that 'diplomacy is just another matter of war' (probably a reference to Carl von Clausewitz) and Doom has failed at both, today!

Amidst the debris, however, one of the shattered swarmbots moves and crawls along to other wrecks, picking them apart for parts and slowly assembling itself. What results is not actually any of the original designs, but something in bits and pieces among the others to be built on location to serve Doom's will. Doom knows the Fantastic Four well, and is aware that while they are tenacious fighters, they are peaceful by nature - so they'll take the time after their victory to talk among themselves as friends do instead of going right for revenge. He's counting on that. Doom knows better than them - he works alone, and talk to no one! Thus, he wins!



The robot suddenly swoops into the victorious after-party and snags Franklin away from the group, blasting out of the window with the child in tow while the heroes scramble to intercept. Reed fails to reach him since the robot is too fast, but Johnny heads after it at speed. It seems Franklin has passed out, and Johnny cries out that Doom is pond scum, pond scum! He has trouble keeping up, since the robot maneuvers like a sports car, weaving this and that way and accelerating quickly. Still, it's a long way to Latveria, so he has time to catch up. Which is, naturally, when Doom shows up in a small plane that opens up at the top, after which the robots drops off its unconscious cargo. Its pilot, Doom, declares that Reed should have accepted the original offer - if he had, he would have kept the oath he offered and put the child's life ahead of his own. Victor von Doom, after all, is a man of stainless honor! Now, though, the child will have to take his chances…

Johnny declares that Doom will have to escape him first, which Doom answers by hitting the accelerator and blasting off into the distance. 'Done!' he announces as he vanishes, cackling all the way. Johnny curses up a storm, but remembers to catch the now defunct robot before it drops into the sea below, figuring Reed might get a clue out of it. Turns out, when your entire building is littered with the things, one more robot isn't going to help much - Reed smashes the thing aside, and demands to know what good he imagined it would do. Sue tries to calm him down, but Reed next turns on Ben, declaring that if he'd found a fourth member for the team already, he and Sue would have been long gone with their kid and all this wouldn't have happened! Wow, you're a dick, Reed. You didn't fight because you put yourself in charge of protecting Franklin from exactly what happened, and now you're blaming everyone else?



Ben points out that Reed's hardly being fair, since he didn't put a time limit on finding a new member, and it's not like the fight went differently just because technically Reed isn't in charge of the group anymore - he gave the orders anyway, after all. Johnny then contributes by questioning Ben's choice to recruit Crystal for the Fantastic Four, which… what? Crystal's thoughts explain what's going on here - it seems Sue and Johnny find Crystal's presence disturbing because once upon a time she and Johnny had a fling, and they're worried it might interfere with Johnny recent marriage to Alicia Masters.

Sue finally just gets in between them all and points out they have to work together to get Franklin back, and all this intra-team bickering is not going to help. Reed tries to apologize, but she puts her foot down, and tells Ben, Johnny and Crystal to get a jet prepared - they'll probably have to storm Latveria. The three leave, still bickering, while Sue approaches Reed and points out that the team was already under strain because of Johnny and Ben - but what's wrong with him? Reed then says that Doom knew more about his son then he did - spent more time on him than he has. What kind of father is he, anyway...?

Part 2: Double Dealing!

Inside Doom's plane, Franklin's astral projection attempts to leave and find his father, but he bounces off the walls - Doom has installed mental dampers that prevent him from leaving, but he swears they're only for the boy's protection - many things might attack children, after all! Doom suggests he wake up and enjoy the ride instead. Franklin declares that his mommy and daddy love him, and they'll beat 'Doc'or Doom' up! Doom replies that all parents love their children, just as their children love them. He loves his mother, and she was taken from him by the 'bad man' Mephisto! Franklin recognizes the name, and Doom declares he is one person Franklin must be protected from.

Doom then explains that while Reed might use his name as a warning - you know 'eat your turnips or Doctor Doom will get you', the truth is that he's the beloved king of a faraway land who is sad because his mother was taken from him by the bad man, and he needs Franklin's help.



Franklin thinks back to when he faced Mephisto, who tried to take their whole family away, and that he thought he'd killed the demon until his father explained that he always came back - like winter. Still, though, he seems aware that at the time he was intentionally going for the kill - and he did so for his family, for the people he loved. Franklin swears to Doom that he'll help him get his mommy back. An emotion plays across Doom's bloodshot eyes, but the comic leaves it mysterious which one it might be…

Meanwhile, a rocket takes off from the roof of the Fantastic Four's base with the team on board. Reed is reflecting, and admits that he'd be lost without Sue there to make him look at himself. With Franklin kidnapped (I'm sorry 'kidnaped') and no longer being team leader, he really should be trying to make Ben's job as his replacement easier, not harder. We get insights into the thoughts of the others - Johnny is just obsessed with Crystal's presence, Crystal has realized that her presence is causing a rift between Ben and Johnny and maybe she shouldn't stay, and Sue wonders if they can even defeat Doom with the team in such disarray. Reed questions why his son's astral self hasn't popped up yet, while Ben remains silent even in his thoughts.

Back at the Four Freedoms Plaza, everything is not quiet and abandoned without the team there - instead there's a low but penetrating whistle echoing along the corridors, and in a corner of Reed's laboratory, abandoned and smashed by its angry owner, Doom's robot stirs back to life. Slowly it makes its way through the building, homing in on the whistle - until it finds itself standing next to a prison cell, a small bedroom that's holding captive a young child - Kristoff Vernard!



Doom apparently constructs his bots with an override in the form of a specific tone, and that's what the whistle was for. I'm not sure how Kristoff knows this specific robot, though. 'Your command, Master?' the bot inquires, and the child responds by telling it to bust him out. As they leave, a captive Quicksilver in the room next door requests to be freed as well, but Kristoff just tells him that where Doom walks, he walks alone! Soon enough the robot blasts off with Kristoff as a passenger, putting up a heat shield to protect them on their way towards Latveria…

Surprise twist - Reed planned for all of this! Flying high above, the Four watch Kristoff leave, and Ben notes that Reed was smart to notice the override circuit before it was used, and for remembering that Kristoff knows everything Doom does. Reed points out he only knows stuff up to a certain point - but enough to be aware of the override, and to pass through Latveria's defenses the way the real Doom would, thus allowing the Four to follow unseen in his tracks. Ben declares that since Doom took their kid away, using his own kid against him is a great idea. Yeah, a supervillain taking advantage of a child should be countered by heroes taking advantage of another child! That's how morality works!

At that moment in Latveria, Doom arrives back in Doomstadt and introduces Franklin to its inhabitants, likening his kingdom to something out of the Brothers Grimm. Franklin asks if he's talking about his uncle Ben Grimm, and Doom laments that Reed has so poorly educated his child that he wouldn't even recognize the great poets of the Balkans. I'm pretty sure they were German, actually, and Doom is just appropriating. An older man, Nachmann, approaches and tells Doom that they didn't know he'd be bringing a child, so Kristoff's former teacher, Fraulein Mueller isn't present - she's hiking in the mountains. Doom explains that he doesn't intend to teach Franklin - but if he had, Mueller would have failed him, so she will be punished! And Nachmann will be rewarded for his information, naturally. He then declares he has matters to attend to beyond the common folk's comprehension and leaves.

Soon after, Doom tells Franklin they're headed to the castle, but the child wants to talk to his daddy first now that they've left the ship behind. Doom explains that regrettably there are even more powerful mental dampers around the city that can't be shut down before that night's confrontation with Mephisto is finished - and he hasn't reconsidered helping him with that, has he? Franklin isn't sure, musing that while Mephisto is bad, he's also pretty sure Doctor Doom is as well - even if the bad stuff he saw was weird and dreamlike, and everyone was different people at the time. He's actually referencing the events of Fantastic Four #236, when everyone was turned into puppets in Liddleville. Like any child's, however, his memories of those events are spotty at best. He figures that while his dreams of the future are true, normal dreams don't - and that's probably what he's thinking of. Okay, he'll help Doom!

The sun sinks beneath the horizon, and midsummer's night begins. On cloistered peaks worshipers of the old religion ignite their ritual bonfires while the valleys lie in deep darkness. And in the valley of the river Doom - because what else would it be called - Kristoff lands his robot, which promptly falls apart from the strain. The kid decides he'll have to redesign it at the earliest opportunity - just as soon as he deals with the impostor who currently controls the country! He heads over to a nearby farmhouse, which any visitor would identify as just another Latverian dwelling - and which locals believe might be haunted so that nobody disturbs its abandonment. Within the decrepit exterior, behind a secret wall, the secrets of Doctor Doom await his needs!

B-78 the Doombot greets Kristoff as he enters the secret laboratory, identifying the child as its creator through a quick brain-scan. Kristoff declares that B-78 will come with him as they take on an invader who has taken over Latveria. B-78 is confused, since he hasn't heard anything about an invasion from the other Doombots, but Kristoff declares that this impostor is clearly clever, since he must have somehow circumvented the brain-scan function to pull it off. As he puts on the exosuit from his last appearance, which makes him look rather older and taller, Kristoff announces that he knows every inch of his country better than any outsider ever could, so before midnight the impostor will rue the day he decided to match wits with the real Doctor Doom!



B-78 compliments Kristoff on his new raiment, and the kid notes that he should redesign the B-series Doombots at a later time to match the outfit as well. He declares that much has been left undone while he was kept prisoner by the Fantastic Four, but that is a matter to be dealt with some other time - for the moment he has more local concerns...

Nearby, said Fantastic Four are keeping watch, having snuck in behind Kristoff who somehow complete missed five people being less than subtle about their approach. As Kristoff and B-78 make their way through subterranean escape tunnels, the former says that he never imagined he would need to use to enter his keep, but at least nobody else would be capable of the same feat, since they wouldn't know how to deactivate the devices that would hinder their passage. The Fantastic Four sneak behind them, their only source of light a single finger that Johnny has lit up to guide them. Kristoff seems to realize something is amiss, remembering that the Fantastic Four left America before he did - so where are they? He should quickly reactivate the devices in the tunnel to make sure they can't follow! He complains to himself that he was beguiled as easily as a child, but turns on the final defense before the team can make their way to him.

Trapped on both sides, now, Reed tries to reason with Kristoff by calling out his name and declaring that they have the same goal - they're both after the other Doom! Kristoff dismisses him, pointing out that his appeal would have had more impact if he didn't use some other person's name instead of Doom's own. He then hears a bell toll in the distance and recognizes it as the strike of midnight. Mother! As he rushes off, the Four are left stuck, and try to use their powers to free themselves while weapons on the ceiling start blasting away at them. Ben declares that he has an idea he'd like to try…



Elsewhere, back with the real Doom, we see his trusty aide Boris declare that the time has come for the yearly ritual. Standing at the same decorated cauldron that first showed up in Astonishing Tales #8, with Franklin by his side, Doom announces that his year he is ready. Franklin declares that the whole thing is really awesome… but he hopes it'll be midnight soon, since it's already way past his bedtime. Boris notes that there alarms down in the tunnels, and Doom declares that his defenses are more persuasive than those of R- ahem, whoever might be coming to meddle. He ducks down and explains to Franklin that now is the time when the life of his mother lies in his small hands - she means everything to him, and he will not fail her again! It all lies in his hands, now. He then shakes hands with the child, declaring that together they go forward into war - as gallant comrades!



Doom then goes to cast his summoning spell, calling on the names of Beelzebub, Satan, Baphomet, Thog, and finally Mephisto himself. He calls him up from the pit below in the name of Doom. He declares he has conquered Prince Namor of Atlantis, and the Silver Surfer of Zenn-La - heed his command and come, come to Doom! Mephisto appears in a fiery cloud over the bubbling cauldron, declaring that once more he is called upon, and once more Doom shall fail! Doom declares that this year he is prepared, and he shall be Victor in both fact and name! He asks Franklin to take his hand, but the kid whispers that he's forgotten to take down the mental dampers…

'I forget nothing!' Doom declares as he picks Franklin up and holds him out towards Mephisto. He's prepared, this year, with a sacrifice! He will exchange the soul of Mephisto's enemy in exchange for the soul of his mother! Oh, damn!



Part 3: Double Down!

Mephisto recognizes the bargain he's offered - the soul of one who once quenched the fire that runs through him in exchange for a soul he holds captive only to torment Doom? He's had his fun with Doom's mother - he'll take this bargain! Franklin wonders how the bad man can even be here with the dampers still on, and Mephisto declares that such devices mean nothing to him and - hold on, what's happening? Suddenly a host of people bust through a nearby wall - Doombots lead by Kristoff, who blasts Doom aside with his hand lasers and declares that they've found the impostor. As he continues firing into Doom's energy shield, he declares that in Latveria they have means to make people talk - he'll find out what dark conspiracy was at play here, and then he'll kill the impostor for seeking to defy his mother's soul!

Doom declares that Kristoff is a fool, an imbecile - doesn't he understand what he's done in disrupting the ritual? His mother was safe! And she may yet be saved from Mephisto if they delay no longer in finishing the deal! Kristoff rages that everyone seeks to undermine his identity today, to drive him mad, but such a pitiable ploy will not work against the mind of Doctor Doom! The nearby Doombots realize that since their master switches bodies on occasion, they identify their leader by brain-scan - but both Doom and Kristoff are nearly identical where those are concerned. So which is the true Doom? They hypothesize that the child might be Kristoff, whom they once uploaded Doom's mind into, but they can't be certain now. They were not programmed with this scenario in mind! As the two Dooms get into a Priori Incantato style laser-fight, Mephisto figures he'll take advantage of the confusion and take Franklin's soul while keeping Doom's mother's as well.



It's right then that the Fantastic Four smash through another nearby wall - one wonders if the room will have any left, soon - and Reed declares that the defenses in the tunnels were designed to work on people, but the Thing got them through! Um, either he's saying Ben is not a person - ouch - or he's implying that Doom forgot to protect himself from one of his greatest foes because he forgot the guy's made of rocks. Or both? Reed pulls out a device designed to counteract Doom's mental dampeners while asking everyone else to cover him as he tries to free his son. Kristoff tells his Doombots to fire on Reed, but Sue guards him with her force fields while Johnny blasts them to pieces, and Ben cleans their clocks with some haymakers, declaring that he won't be as soft on Doom when he's in charge! Crystal, meanwhile, shuts down the Plutonium reaction that powers the robots - apparently they're nuclear!

Mephisto starts disappearing, apparently dragging Franklin along to his dimension - although the art hasn't actually shown the kid for a while. As the wormhole closes, Reed quickly stretches his way into the other dimension and folds himself up before it can fully close with a snap!



Ben fears for Reed, and then hilariously comments that he went in without protection! In the nether-realm, Reed has trouble keeping his body in its normal shape due to the alien forces that afflict him, but he has to - for his son! Mephisto declares that Franklin is in his world now, but Reed interrupts by declaring that Mephisto should take his soul instead of his son's. The demon points out that Reed doesn't exactly have bargaining power here, and he'll just take both their souls! He blasts Reed unconscious, but the hero is just pretending, using his stretching to reach out to his son from the other side, giving him the device that reverses the effects of Doom's mental dampers.

In an instant Franklin's power emerges and he goes full Omen, his eyes shining - he can hurt Mephisto again! Mephisto cries out that the child is filled with light, but he has light as well - the lurid light of fear and fire! Franklin's light is more powerful though, and Mephisto's cools and shrivels.



The moment he realizes he's on the losing side Mephisto channels his power and makes himself monstrously enormous, declaring himself Lord of the Underworld - wherever dark emotions flare he sets his fires, and all humans fear his touch, except this child. This cursed child! He banishes the hero and his son away from him, and the air around them grows cool as the world dims - but is that a frail, female form on the horizon behind them, or just a trick of the fading fire…?

Reed and Franklin reemerge in Doom's castle, and find the place a lot calmer than the way they left it. Doom notes that Franklin failed to bring his mother with him, and the child responds by threatening to use his power to put Doom where they just came from! Reed reaches out to stop him, and Franklin protests that Doom tried to hurt him - all of them! His father agrees, but says that nobody deserves to be sent to Mephisto - not even Doom. Franklin bursts into tears, saying he was scared and thanking his father for saving him, but Reed just says he never has to thank him for that - it's what he does.

Part 4 - Double Play!

In the wake of the action, Kristoff laments that another Midsummer's Eve has passed without success. Doom agrees, but promises that next year he'll be stronger - next year he'll have a new plan! Sue worries that Kristoff sounds as sincere as Doom - can anything be done to give him back his own mind? Doom turns to Kristoff and declares that he gave the boy privilege in his realm - he took him under his wing after his mother died while under his protection, and saw to his every need. But now his time of privilege is ended, and he will pay for the chaos he caused this night of all nights!

Reed declares that Doom has nobody to blame for the chaos but himself - if he'd kept to his original bargain, Franklin could have defeated Mephisto and freed his mother, but instead he chose to betray the child and threw away his only chance. Doom notes he could not truly put his trust in another, not when he himself had always failed - he couldn't do that. In that regard, he admits, he might be as much of a prisoner as his mother. That's… actually self-reflection, an admission of weakness. Huh!



The nearby Doombots agree with me, as they realize Doom just admitted to a failure of will - and acts as if his emotional connection to his mother might excuse that flaw. This, then, must be the false Doom! Doom is caught off guard by this conclusion, while Kristoff declares that the truth is revealed at last! He declares that the Fantastic Four will feel his wrath for aiding the 'impostor' in this wicked scheme - but Doom himself will die now for all that he's done! Doom declares it madness, utter madness!

As the Doombots declare they'll finish him off, Doom starts blasting them in a truly glorious action shot, declaring that nothing will finish Doom! He manages to destroy them all, but his armor was damaged by counterattacks, and there are hundreds more in the castle that will surely overwhelm even him! Kristoff taunts him as he flies away, calling him out for his puerile excuses as he flees. Doom declares that he does not flee - he's simply at a disadvantage, and wants to assess his next move carefully. As he blows his way through the roof and into the sky, he declares that the war 'twixt the two of them has only just begun!



In the aftermath, Reed comments that Doom was overwhelmed by the very forces designed to ensure his final victory - the robots meant to act in his stead, and the boy meant to be his legacy! Kristoff tells his robots to spread the word about the fake Doom, including to foreign embassies - he wants the man to face justice. Reed wonders if it'll do any good to remind him, once again, that he's not Doctor Doom, but Kristoff just reminds him that he's already promised to deal with the Fantastic Four some other time - they should leave. He has a country to rule. Doctor Doom has much to do!

As they walk back towards their rocket, Ben comments that Reed is leaving the role of leader at a great time - the whole world has gone nuts! Reed figures Ben will be able to deal with it, because no matter who's in charge of the team, they will still remain the Fantastic Four! Still, in the background, I note that former flames Johnny and Crystal are holding hands...

Rating & Comments



I'll be honest, I expected to enjoy this story more when I first noticed its essential elements - it features the return of the Midsummer Eve battle with Mephisto, which has been pretty enjoyable in the past, Kristoff shows back up, and it apparently has Doom undergo some character development. All of which would have been neat, if the story itself didn't treat characterization as optional as much and didn't spend as much time on the dysfunctional relationships of basically everyone. Still, the end result is still decent, just not amazing.

To start us off, the first section of the book is neat - Doom attempts to use 'diplomacy' of the 'give me what I want, or else' variety, with the only interesting wrinkle being his willingness to give an oath to put his own life before that of Franklin's - and given that he brings it up later to point out that he never actually gave that oath since Reed rejected the offer, it seems likely he would have kept it. Which is an interesting idea, considering the way he ends up admitting fault later in the story - perhaps ensconcing himself in his own 'honor' is a way for him to avoid thinking of it as trusting someone else to help him? Worth consideration.

The Fantastic Four do not impress in this issue - at all. I suppose Ben is the most reasonable out of all of them, but despite ostensibly being the new leader of the Fantastic Four now that Reed and Sue are leaving, he doesn't actually show much beyond the ability to punch stuff here. Sue mostly keeps out of things, but evidently treats Crystal like shit for being around, judging by the latter's thoughts. Which leaves the real assholes of the group for last. Crystal become aware in this issue that her presence is driving a wedge into the team, since her former relationship with Johnny Storm is a needle in the eye of the Storm siblings, especially since Johnny and Ben are simultaneously having issues because they both love Alicia Masters. It's relationship bullshit, sure, but everyone's treating each other badly because of it. What drives this over the top, though, is the apparent fact that Johnny starts holding hands with Crystal by the end of the story. Either that's a poor decision on the artist's part, or it's just Johnny being less than considerate with women again - remember Zsaji? That wasn't so long ago…

Last, then, is Reed. Like so often, he comes off as the biggest asshole of the bunch for a good chunk of the book. First he fucks up the one duty he gave himself - he kept out of the fight to protect his son, then let said kid get kidnapped from under his nose. Worse than incompetence, though, is his reaction - shifting the blame. He starts criticizing Johnny for failing to fix his mistake, punched a Doom robot Johnny brought back in hope of getting some information out of it, and then starts criticizing Ben too because apparently having six members of the Fantastic Four would have fixed this, and why didn't he predict the future so he knew this would happen? Like, dude, I know your kid got taken, but let's try to keep a little perspective. Even Sue agrees, and Reed's response that he's a terrible father is perhaps not entirely unwarranted. Though I'm not sure why he's acting like Doom knew more about his kid than he did - basically all the stuff he mentioned were things Reed was present for, after all.

The team does eventually show more cohesion once the rescue is actually underway, though they don't end up being terribly useful since all the real fighting is done by Kristoff and his Doombot goonies, and four-year old Franklin. Crystal does end up being useful a few times, showing that her control over elements apparently extends not just to the primary classical ones, but also plutonium apparently. Still, for a 'Fantastic Four' annual, their main impact on the plot is just to lose, then rush after Franklin so he can save himself from captivity…

Before we get to Doom in more detail, let's discuss what the heroes' actual rescue plan was, shall we? At first it appears the plan is just flying to Latveria and taking on Doom - something they've certainly done before, though usually it involves a lot more fights with guard robots and anti-aircraft rockets. Thus, to get through the defenses, the Four decide to employ a different tactic - child soldiers! Freeing Kristoff, whom they've kept imprisoned for more than a dozen issues as they attempt to cure him from his involuntary brainwashing, in an attempt to play him off against the real Doom is… highly questionable, to say the least. Furthermore, they don't capture him again after he's broken through the protections of castle Doom - they just leave a seven or eight year old child to wage a civil war against Doom without a fuss. What the hell, heroes? Last time around you captured him in almost exactly the same scenario they are now in - so do it again! What sort of moral system do you have, anyway, that you respond to child abuse with child abuse…?

Kristoff himself is a bit of a puzzle in characterization. Last time we saw him, he was painted as a copy of Doom in his earliest appearances, and as such a lot more unstable and rash than the somewhat more experienced modern version. Here, though, Kristoff ends up basically ignoring the people who have kept him captive for months because he seeks to rescue Latveria from the 'impostor' Doom - which is much more in keeping with modern Doom, who did much the same against Zorba. At the same time modern Doom is being extremely rash by kidnapping and betraying children on the even of his fight with Mephisto and trying to repeat his mistakes by making deals with demons he knows can't be trusted. Did they change personalities in the interim since their last appearance…? Compounding this, Kristoff apparently knows features of the current castle Doom in Latveria, which is kind of strange since it was destroyed some time after the memories he received from the Doombots, and I'm extremely skeptical Doom kept all the same systems in place for decades.

The strangest moment of characterization, however, comes towards the end. Doom showing some self-reflection is interesting - but outright admitting failure to his enemies, three times, is sufficiently out of character that even the Doombots know it. You could excuse one admission of failure since he does that towards Franklin, to manipulate him into helping against Mephisto (though he presumably planned to betray him to the demon ever since Reed refused his oath.) The other two times, though, he admits his inability to Reed Richards - he even goes as far as to attribute this failure to a personal inability to trust others, and describes himself as a prisoner as much as his mother. Which he might think, in his more melancholic moments, but I don't think he'd freely say it. On any other day I might consider it possible he's grown some semblance of empathy here, but then he did just try to sacrifice an innocent child's soul to the devil, so your mileage may vary on that. In my eyes, and those of the Doombots, it's a bit too far outside his usual MO to make sense.

One point I should bring up here, by the way, is the way the Doom plot-line ultimately resolves - in the end he gets chased out of Latveria by a usurper again, and promises to retaliate and take back his country again. What's happening here is that only a few appearances after he took back his country from Zorba, his status quo is reversed so he is once again the deposed monarch of Latveria - this time usurped by a child. Not only is this pretty embarrassing, but it's also uninteresting and derivative. Didn't we just do this? What's the point of reinstalling him as leader of Latveria if he's going to be kicked out again within half a dozen issues? Is 'Doom fights rebels' the only storyline these writers can think of? I'm sure I'll have more to say on this as we get further into this Doom vs. Kristoff storyline here.

Moving on, some of the side characters in this issue are rather lame - Franklin has one or two good lines, but mostly just spends the entire time wondering when daddy will show up since Doom effortlessly defused the threat of this top-level threat with handwaved 'mental dampers.' That is, aside from a brief moment when it's revealed that this four-year old kid has already been exposed to enough bullshit that he's willing to kill people and understands what that means - even if it doesn't stick with Mephisto. The rest of his appearance here is basically just copying an earlier comic - the encounter with the demon is uninspiring and lasts barely a page of going full Omen. It's a pretty lackluster payoff for a lengthy buildup, and it doesn't make Doom's struggle look impressive when Mephisto can get his ass kicked so easily. Said demon himself comes off as one-note and kind of irrelevant - he gets summoned, then decides he'll steal the kid because everyone's distracted. Meh.

I wasn't terribly impressed with the art in this issue either - it's functional, I suppose, but some of the faces were off, especially on Franklin, and there was barely even an attempt to invoke the amazing art that marked the first appearance of the Midsummer Eve's battle in Astonishing Tales #8 - there's one or two minor ghoulish shades in small panels and that's it. Pretty lazy. In summary, this issue has a decent premise which is marred by weird characterization of a bunch of characters, weird relationship drama, some really amoral decisions on the heroes' part, and a flaccid whimper of a finale that just rehashes a previous plot-line. It's decently plotted enough to get 3 stars out of me, but no more.

Best Panel(s) of the Issue



I like this panel of Doom blasting his own Doombots - and it's a neat detail that you can see him get hit by a couple beams to explain how his armor got damaged in the exchange. That said, I'm not sure why he didn't use his force fields...

Most Gloriously Villainous Doom Quotes

"The conflict between us is destiny! Our worldviews are too opposed for us to ever peacefully coexist - but beneath our worldviews we are mortal men - and I come to you now not as monarch of Latveria - but as a man!"

"--So before the midnight hour he will rue the day he decided to match wits with the real DOCTOR DOOM!" - Kristoff

"Hark! Do you hear? The tower tools for midnight! Mother…!" - Kristoff

"This time I shall be victor - in fact, as well as name!"

"But I could not truly place my trust in another - not when I, myself, have always failed! I could not do that, Richards! And in that regard - perhaps I am as much a prisoner as my mother!"

"NOTHING will finish DOOM!"

Doom's Bad Hair Day



What is going on with Doom's fingers in this panel? It's like he's got inflamed knuckles, or maybe clown gloves? There's also that random hexagon on Franklin's face that shows up for no apparent reason in a single panel, which looks like he's got some kind of terrible scar that spontaneously heals over in seconds. Trick of the light, maybe? I don't know...

Doom-Tech of the Week

Firstly there is the Swarmbots that attack the Fantastic Four, which are relatively weak but plentiful. Combining parts autonomously, they form themselves into a Build-a-Bot which steals Franklin from the team, evidently being fast and maneuverable enough to transport children across thousands of miles at jet speeds if necessary, which it does with Kristoff even after it gets smashed. In the same battle there's also the Tau Neutrino Bomb which is evidently an exotic particle explosive with some antimatter tendencies. Which seems, um, dangerous? The other invention of note, here, is the Mental Damper that apparently defuses the threat of Franklin Richards entirely - and its effect lasts beyond its range, since it took Reed Richards using a device to reverse them.

Doombot Count: 27

At least 6 Doombots are relevant this time, with the named ones being B-78 (who escorts Kristoff) and B-16 (who is among those that identify Kristoff as the 'true' Doom towards the end.) In combat, one Doombot is destroyed by the Thing and one is shut down by Crystal, while at least two more participate in the fight against Doom which results in their destruction. That leaves us with a total of 6 relevant Doombots in this issue, bumping the total up to 27...
 
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Good to see this thread back. To celebrate, some trivia!

Victor Von Doom is officially 6'2" outside of his armor, which is 188 centimeters in metric. The armor adds 5 inches, making him 6'7".

This makes him taller than all for of the main members of the F4. Reed's default form is 6'1", Ben is 6'0", Johnny's 5'10", and Sue is 5'6"
 
Variant 06: Ducktor Doom of Spectacular Spider-Ham (1985-1987)
Variant 06: Ducktor Doom of Spectacular Spider-Ham (1985-1987)



Introduction

So, yeah. This exists. 'Spider-Ham' is a is an anthropomorphic funny animal parody version of Spider-Man,created by Larry Hama, Tom DeFalco and Mark Armstrong. He first appeared in a one-shot in 1983, which was followed by this bi-monthly series, Peter Porker, the Spectacular Spider-Ham, a comic series for kids along the lines of Spidey Super Stories which I've already covered. If the character seems familiar to you, that's almost certainly because he showed up as one of the alternate Spider-People in the animated movie Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, voiced by John Mulaney.

To fill you in on the character's madcap backstory, Peter Porker was actually born as a spider named Peter, who lived in the basement laboratory of May Porker, who in this reality is a slightly goofy pig-scientist who created the world's first 'atomic powered hairdryer' in the hopes that the introduction of nuclear fusion to beauty salons would revolutionize the hair care industry. May Porker then accidentally irradiates herself, and in a fit of delusion bites Peter, who is transformed into an anthropomorphic swine much like May Porker herself. Yeah. She also deludes herself into believing this newly formed being is her nephew, and thus he adopts her last name. (Interestingly, this is actually a retcon - one of the issues I cover here matches canon Peter Parker's backstory much more closely. I guess that was too boring.)

After this startling and ridiculous series of events, Peter dedicates himself and his new-found spider-pig abilities to fighting injustice and animal parodies of established Marvel Comics villains. May Porker's scientific genius was also transferred to Peter, which gives him the know-how to devise webspinner gauntlets to replace lamentably his lost natural ability. Is he a spider with the limitations of a pig? Or a pig with the proportionate strength and agility of a spider? Who knows! He's Spider-Ham! Speaking of those animal parodies of established villains - you can guess why we're here now, can't you? Ducktor Doom is the first, but (unfortunately?) not the last of the silly animal versions of Doctor Doom to show up in comics...

Cover

As far as I can tell Ducktor Doom shows up on only one comic in this original run of Spider-Ham - he makes appearances decades down the line, I believe, as part of the Spider-Verse crossovers - but that's not really relevant for the moment. He shows up in person on the cover of the first issue of 'Peter Porker - the Spectacular Spider-Ham' where he looms menacingly over the titular hero as well as a trio of other characters - I can recognize only the first, who is clearly a parody version of J. Jonah Jameson. I admit, I'm not that into the art style here, and I'm already tired of it before I've even started reading. Promising, huh?

The other cover is... weirder... and has a bunch of anthropomorphic veggies with guns as a main feature. The shadowy figure in the back is probably who you're all guessing it is at this point. Ducktor Doom, as his name would suggest, is an anthropomorphic duck in armor, though I doubt he'll be half as entertaining as those other anthropomorphic ducks of note - be they Howard the Duck, Donald Duck, or Darkwing Duck… There's a lot of ducks, actually!

Story Overview

#1 - The Mysterious Island of Ducktor Doom!

We start off with the debut issue of the series - which also has the most appearances by Ducktor Doom, and is also named after him. So starting off strong, I guess? The opening has our titular Spider-Ham developing some photographs he took the night before of a tussle with some common thieves. He is quite pleased with the pictures, figuring 'J. Jonah Jackal' will pay good money for them, and heads over to the 'Daily Beagle' to hand them in. As he arrives, he gets into a pratfall with some random extras, who turns out to be junior trainees that keep wandering off to play video games instead of work. While Peter picks his scattered photos up from the floor, Jonah kicks a nearby radio through a window because its rock music was annoying him - he's not in the greatest of moods, clearly.



Jonah asks why Peter is there, and when he's handed the photos he's not pleased - they're just lame pictures of Spider-Ham, and he's not even fighting a supervillain! He doesn't want to give that freak free publicity! Still, it's probably good Peter came, since he needs a photographer along on a mission to investigate the 'St. Croix Trapezoid.' This, it seems, is an equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle, a place over the ocean where planes have been disappearing. Jonah has a plane gassed up and waiting, so they're off. The trainees belatedly introduce themselves as J. Jeremiah Jackal Jr. - Jonah's nephew - big-eared walking thesaurus Bunsen Bunny, and catty Upton Adam Stray. (Hey, anyone else getting a feeling someone's been reading Scrooge McDuck comics…?)



Jonah leads the group to an old-timey airplane from the dawn of flight and they take off - the thing has enormous wheels, patched and rickety wings, and five separate cockpits in a row for passengers to hang out in. As soon as they reach the trapezoid, the plane is suddenly forced sideways towards a nearby island, and the stresses of getting dragged along begin to tear it apart. Down on the island, Ducktor Doom is watching the spectacle on a viewscreen and decides to let the plane go before it's destroyed, since it's hardly worthwhile to grab such a decrepit machine anyway. He's already got plenty of planes cluttering up his hideout, and enough passengers to experiment on! He actually has planes physically hanging around his base like Christmas ornaments, it's adorable.

Back with the Daily Beagle crew, the passengers are relieved that they are flying freely again, but the plane is still crumbling apart around them.


Peter surreptitiously webs up some of the damage to keep them going for a little longer and they make an emergency landing on Doom's island. Bunsen narrates that according to physics they should have broken up long ago, and isn't sure what's going on, but Jonah just tell him to shut up as they smash to a halt against a palm tree. Bunsen notices the webbing and wonders where it came from, briefly considering that Peter might be responsible, but soon they're off exploring the island.

They trek through the nearby jungle, hearing distant 'Boing' noises and wondering what that's all about. Suddenly something whizzes by and knocks Jonah unconscious, soon followed by everyone else except Peter, who narrowly dodges due to his spider-senses. He manages to identify the culprit, and recognizes them as a kangaroo - what's one doing in the Carribean rather than Australia? Before he can determine that he's attacked again, and this time he fails to dodge in time and is also KO'ed. A bunch more Kangaroos approach, and it turns out they're being led around by Doom's henchducks, which are hiding out in their pouches.

The group is soon dumped at Ducktor Doom's base, which is naturally built into an artificial volcano, and the villain welcomes them all back to consciousness by declaring that they have entered the Royal Court of the Kangaroos! (Ah. It's a kangaroo court. I get it. It's not clever or funny, but I get it.) He's flanked on both sides by kangaroo soldiers, while in the middle there is a huge throne with a cartoon eye sticking out - it's helpfully labeled the 'Throne of Doom' in embossed letters. Bunsen opines that perhaps, under that metal shell of his, Ducktor Doom is actually a duck-billed platypus - that would explain the kangaroos! Jonah disagrees, since he recognizes Doom from news clips - he's just an ordinary duck!



Doom takes offense at being called 'ordinary', but admits that it might seem strange to have all these marsupials as his down-underlings. He explains that it all began soon after his last fight with the Fantastic Fur. They were able to defeat him by attaching anti-gravity pods to his armor to make him drift off into space - and when he finally came back down it was over the Australian outback, where the native kangaroo aborigines thought he was a God. Doom then recruited a bunch of those natives and took them with him to his island base, since they're strong, hearty, obedient, and loyal! Yea, there's no dicey racial issues involved at all, here.

But enough about them - the comic declares that it's high time for the trial to begin. Doom says that they are accused of trespassing, the evidence is that they were found on his island, and the verdict is guilty! Jonah protests that they didn't even get a chance to defend themselves, and Doom goes out of his way to underline the joke by declaring that this is a Kangaroo Court, you know. Yes, we got it the first time, thanks.

They are sentenced to be used as guinea pigs for later experiments, and relegated to some cells in the dungeon. The cell next to theirs is filled with a bunch of well-dressed passengers from the other captured planes, but they seem rather confused and unaware of their neighbours. A sane passenger explains that the others have already been experimented on, and it left their minds jumbled, but there's still a few who remain sensible because they haven't been called up yet. No sooner does he say this or a duck guard shows up to call that man and a few others along for experiments, and Peter and the gang wish him luck. It's soon revealed that the 'experiment' is putting some weird hats on people and making them perform music - and none too successfully.



The watching kangaroo spectators reach into their pouches and start chucking tomatoes at the scene, demonstrating their displeasure with the latest entertainment. Doom is steamed, while a duck guard points out that maybe he's putting too much emphasis on the kangaroos, and they might just be poor judges of rock music. Doom slaps the guard across the face since he dared to criticize him, and even calls him a dolt - this is a Doctor Doom alright. It seems he discovered the marsupials' latent musical tastes, and taught them to be the perfect audience, because all the money these days is in rock videos and tripe like that, and he's got to get himself some of that pie! He'll use that money to become the most powerful duck in the world! He then sends the guard off to fetch the Daily Beagle trainees, figuring they might work for his plans.



Jonah naturally protests against having the minds of children messed up - how can they be great newsmen if their heads are all confused? The guard knocks Jonah unconscious when he leaves, which means Peter is now alone and unobserved. Using his super-strength he bends the bars of the cell and escapes, and quickly changes into his Spider-Ham costume. Climbing across the ceiling he passes a host of Doom's henchducks, but one of them has the wherewithal to look up and spots him! A fight breaks out between him and these fowl miscreants, and while he beats them easily by the dozens, he is slowed down and might not get to the kids in time!

Meanwhile, the guard that Doom slapped before asks how the hats are supposed to work - are they really giving people musical abilities? Doom says he's explained it before, but he'll summarize - those hats have nothing to do with musical skills at all, they just give people electric shocks so they scream, jerk, and jump around like they're singing and dancing. Then Doom adds a little computerized electronic music to the background and voila, a new rock group is born! Hard-hitting social commentary, dude. Doom notes that they just have to find some subjects that scream and jump in just the right way to please the kangaroos, then film the new rocks stars and sell the video to television channels. Soon the trio of kids get outfitted with the hats and tortured into making music, but even they are not pleasing to the kangaroos…

Meanwhile Spider-Ham stands on an ever-growing pile of henchducks, and has finally reached the entrance to Doom's throne room.



Doom spots him immediately and sends the kangaroos after him, and Spider-Ham realizes he's expended far too much energy fighting the ducks to put up much of a fight against the marsupials - oh no! While directing the kangaroos Doom accidentally hits the switch that turns off the torture-hats, and the kids start coming out of their stupor. They decide to flee up the volcano lair, figuring there must be a hole in the top like a regular volcano, but there they discover a giant electro-magnet (which just looks like a cartoon magnet on a stick) which was used to drag planes out of the sky. Bunsen decides (in his usual purple prose way of describing things) that the other kids should turn the magnet around while he goes to look for the 'on' button…

Back in the basement, Jonah wakes up and discovers there's a hole in the cell - someone broke out Porker, and didn't even take him along! He hears a din upstairs from the fighting and decides to check it out. Along the way he discovers henchducks hanging from the ceiling by webbing and piles of unconscious ones along the path. Meanwhile, Ducktor Doom watches on as a guard threatens to take a captive Spider-Ham's head off with a hammer, execution-style, while kangaroos hold the hero down.



Nearby, Bunsen Bunny reaches the switch he was looking for and pulls it, activating the electromagnet above. The giant hammer slips out of the duck's hand before it can reach Spider-Ham, and Ducktor Doom himself also begins levitating upwards, since his armor is metallic.

As Doom quacks furiously for someone to get him down, the kangaroos watch in fascination as he flails and complains. One of the trainees turns on the music, and opines that they've finally found their rock star! The kangaroos start enthusiastically clapping the performance while ducks film him - turns out what they were looking for was a solo act. Doom protests, saying he doesn't want to be a celebrity - he wants to rule the world!



Jonah figures this is a good distraction, and takes the kids along to escape the island, running into Peter Porker along the way. The poor guy gets criticized for not taking enough pictures while all this was going on, and Jonah forces him back towards the volcano lair, claiming Peter can still cover the story. But he'd best start clicking now!

Sure enough, articles appear in the Daily Beagle about reclusive rock star Ducktor Doom and his private island, and we see some people listening to him scream 'I don't wanna be a star! I don't wanna be a celebrity' to a rocking beat. He's a veritable legend already!



Peter heads to work and complains about the song, but figures he'll be safe from the earworm at the office. He runs into the trainees there, and hears an oppressive noise from nearby - Ducktor Doom's song, again! It's not their fault, though - it's actually Jonah. Turns out the rock star story was translated to seventeen languages, and the resulting windfall made dear JJJ Doom's biggest fan! We close on him rocking out with the same radio he kicked out of the window at the start...


#6 - Salad Daze

We open up on a bunch of jewelry thieves getting taken down by Spider-Ham, who figures the thieves would have realized this is on his usual patrol route. He's a bit puzzled at their matching outfits, though - they're in green and yellow costumes. Two of them try to slip away, since they don't want to disappoint the 'Master Conniver' who needs them for new laser weapons. Spider-Ham overhears and worries there's a new Big Bad around that's sending out goons to do his bidding, but for the moment he's content to web up these minions and slamming them against the nearest wall. After they're unconscious he wonders if he should have kept some awake to interrogate them, but decides that the cops can clean up and figure out this new supervillain for him.



Spider-Ham heads home, but he's surprised to discover that Aunt May is home when he swings into the window - she's supposed to be at her regular thursday night little old ladies' social club meeting and dinner dance! May passes out at the sight of the masked intruder that just entered her house, and Peter quickly catches her, but realizes her heart rate is too fast, she's breathing irregularly, and her snout is warm… time to call the ambulance!

Later, at the hospital, Peter is blaming himself for what happened, since he was too preoccupied with petty heroics to watch where he was going. He'll never be able to forgive himself… A reindeer doctor soon arrives and Peter asks if his aunt will be alright. The doctor is kind of blunt - his aunt has gone into a coma, and she's now little more than a vegetable! Ouch. Hell of a bedside manner there, doc.



To make matter worse, the reindeer then convinces Peter to sign up for a new experimental serum, however, which they've been developing at this very hospital and may solve the issue! Coincidences are us! Of course, since it's experimental, Peter will have to fill in the relevant forms and releases… Peter agrees to sign anything if it helps his aunt, and he follows the doctor along to the laboratory for an in-depth explanation. Before they arrive, however, there's a loud ruckus from the lab, and they arrive to see a few more goons in the green-and-yellow costumes robbing the place - they escape with all the experimental serum. Peter asks if they can make more, but unfortunately it seems it takes seventeen months to incubate the ingredients. (What is this, a potion from Harry Potter?) Peter decides that the Master Conniver must go down if his aunt is to survive, and he'll set out to get the serum back!

The thieves, meanwhile, slide down a hidden tube towards an underground base, where they land on some mattresses. They are greeted by the Master Conniver - who is none other than Ducktor Doom! He takes the serum from his henchfox, and declares that instead of doing something like cure the sick and dying, he'll use the concoction as a weapon!



Elsewhere, Spider-Ham can't find a trace of the thieves, and decides to try an alternative method of tracking them down. He heads to a waterfront bar, Shifty's, which is filled to the brim with criminals. Some of them are discussing a bank heist when the superhero smashes down the door and starts beating up crooks for information. He grabs a mouse and demands the location of the Master Conniver, but he doesn't know - none of them do, actually. Still, someone has to know this new threat, right? He swings over to the Daily Beagle next, and asks Jonah if his crime reporters know anything about the Master Conniver, but he's also clueless.

After he leaves, the trainees from last issue are ordered by Jonah to look into this 'Master Conniver' business for him, and summarily shoved out the door. The kids wonder how they're supposed to know more about a guy than Spidey, and decide they'll just shadow their favorite arachnid until something crops up. They spot him swinging by up above, and brainy Bunsen identifies the likely location he's headed for and they rush in that direction. Spider-Ham lands at a nearby closed laundromat when his spider-sense suddenly goes off. He sneaks in and has a look around, and discovers that one of the washing machine is actually a secret entrance-way to an underground passage - a tunnel to a villainous lair!

As he flings himself out of the passage that the thieves used before, Spider-Ham comes snout to bill with Ducktor Doom himself, who is quickly identified as the true face of the Master Conniver. Doom decides that this is the perfect opportunity to test out his latest troops. Before, he always had trouble finding willing and able troops - but now, using a serum that is used to bring animals out of a vegetative state, he's created a new army that follows his every whim: vegetables which have been brought into an animal state! Yes, they are enormous bits of produce with faces, arms, and legs. And shotguns. They would have had laser-guns, but Spider-Ham foiled that jewelry heist, you see...



Spider-Ham spots the canister with the remaining serum in the back of the room just as Doom orders his vegetable army to attack. Before they get started, though, Spider-Ham rushes in and starts knocking veggies around, dodging bullets while knocking some lettuce and spinach on their asses. Meanwhile the trainees arrive at the laundromat and conclude he must have gone in for some reason, since they didn't see him swing away again. Bunsen spends two enormous panels of text explaining this in excruciating and pointless detail, of course. Below Spidey is still punching out produce, and notes they are pushovers - the only danger is getting hit by their bullets that go flying everywhere. Still, his spider-senses and agility give him the upper hand as he tackles a giant pickle.

Ducktor Doom is aghast at the swathe Spider-Ham is carving through his army, and concludes that he's fighting like a pig possessed, and will soon finish off his minions. He decides that another plan is foiled, but he's not going to wait around to be captured, and heads for an escape shuttle - something that looks like a cross between a phone booth and a cartoon rocket. Spider-Ham sees him leave, but can't stop the launch, and it's revealed that the cartoon rockets actually sits on top of a completely realistically rendered Saturn 5 rocket stage. The kids are surprised when the rocket suddenly passes through the floor under them and then through the roof of the laundromat above, disappearing into the sky.



Back in the basement, Spidey is finishing up the last of the veggies, a vicious eggplant. 'Consider yourself scrambled!' he declares as he knocks him over with a final blow. He heads over to the serum canister but discovers it's already empty - Doom used all of it up, which means the searching and fighting was all for nothing! If only that dumb duck hadn't pumped all that stuff into these… these… giant vegetables… There's an idea! He decides that the eggplant was definitely the most formidable of the bunch, so he must have gotten the most serum, so Spider-Ham takes him along to the hospital.

Later, the doctor tells Peter that the experimental procedure has gotten rather more bizarre than even he anticipated after Spider-Ham delivered a giant eggplant man, but if he is willing to sign the papers and go along with it, he'll perform the transfusion. Soon, everything is set up for an eggplant-to-pig-person transfusion! The eggplant-man begins to shrink and return to being just fruit, while Aunt May wakes up from her coma at last.



'Thank my medical expertise!' the doctor declares. Aunt May gets up immediately, perfectly fine, and wonders why Peter is so pale - he must not be eating correctly. How about a nice vegetable salad? Peter protests, and wants to eat anything else right now. Dairy. Red meat? We leave with Peter trying desperately to change her mind about dinner...

#17 - Pig Out / Secret Furs

The last two appearances are more like cameos than anything. In the first, Ducktor Doom has apparently been captured and put in jail by Spider-Ham at some point since the last issue and briefly has a scuffle with Spider-Ham during a breakout from prison, but then he gets distracted by a giant rapping cat (don't ask) and is promptly escorted back to prison again.



The other appearance is even briefer - in a parody of Secret Wars, the Bee-yonder shows up, and there's a host of panels referencing the event, including one where Ducktor Doom beats up Iron Mouse, and another in which the Thang of the Fantastic Fur beats up Doom in return while singing. What is with the Ducktor and music, anyway?



Rating & Comments



You know what? Spidey Super Stories was better than this. I said it. 'Spider-Ham' might be a parody in name, but it doesn't really come off as that - parodies are supposed to be at least somewhat funny or clever. Turning every random character into an animal and then just kind of moving on and telling sub-par stories built on really stupid premises doesn't actually make it funny - just really, really lame. The stories move decently quickly and don't really putter around much, but on the other hand they are incredibly anticlimactic and predictable.

The Huey, Dewey, and Louie trio of the comic honestly get a fair amount of screen-time, but only one of them - Bunsen Bunny - has clearly identifiable character traits - because he cannot stop talking for even two minutes and must explain everything that happened in excruciatingly over-detailed speech balloons that never seem to end even long after you think they really should have wrapped up already because things are just getting ridiculous at this point. Deep breaths. Spider-Ham himself is utterly useless in the first story (except against henchducks) but he redeems himself by beating up an army of armed vegetables in the second. Actually, the trio of trainees are useless in the second story, so I guess there's a symmetry there.

Ducktor Doom himself comes off as less a parody of Doctor Doom - barring that one moment of him slapping a minion and calling him 'dolt' for criticizing him - and more a generic Saturday cartoon villain with the armor slapped on. I think it's just because his plans are so incredibly childish that it's hard to take him even the slightest bit seriously as a threat, and also that he never bothers to personally get involved in the action, leaving all of the fighting to minions while he stands around. It's also slightly odd that Doom has a volcano island that shares no traits with Latveria at all, which would have been a more obvious thing to parody here than the one time he had an island in Emperor Doom.

I'm not sure who these comics are actually for. They're incredibly childish and ridiculous, but not actually funny in any real way. The best 'joke' in the stuff I read was probably using a serum which cures vegetative states in animals to turn vegetables into animals - but even that is pretty surface level wit. The writing is too complex for very young children though, especially when Bunsen starts spouting off, which makes it hard to believe this is for the same target demographic as Spidey Super Stories. So what does that leave? Not young children, not old children, not adults…? Really immature people, maybe? How did this last 17 issues?

Ducktor Doom Quotes of Poultry Quality

"Just ordinary? You dare call the great Ducktor Doom an ordinary duck? You must really be trying to get on my bad side!"

"Drat, drat, and double-drat!"

"I don't wanna be a celebrity! I wanna rule the world!"

Doom: "Well, well, what have we here? An intruder, who also happens to be a rather well-known nemesis of mine, if I do say so myself!"
Spider-Ham: "Ducktor Doom! Don't tell me you're the Master Conniver!"
Doom: "Okay, if you don't want me to tell you that, then I won't tell you! It's true, though!"

"I'll be back someday, Spider-Ham! Count on it!"
 
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If the character seems familiar to you, that's almost certainly because he showed up as one of the alternate Spider-People in the animated movie Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse, voiced by John Mulaney.
I got five or six of his comics at a garage sale once when I was little, in a whole box of comics. I seem to remember young child me thinking they weren't great but not thinking they were actively bad, either. But at that age I even read some freaking ewok comics, so I suspect they wouldn't hold up so well now. Basically, I'd read any comics I could get my hands on back then. I don't remember having any problems following the writing, though.
 
RPG 01: Gates of What If (1986)
Miscellaneous 02: Gates of What If (1986)

Introduction

If you recall, I covered classic 'What If' scenarios in a previous post on variant Dooms - and one of those adventures featured a Doctor Doom who took Reed Richards' advice about his college experiment, rescued his mother's soul, became a superhero in golden armor, and married Valeria before getting into a tussle with Mephisto for her soul. That should sound reasonably familiar (and if not, it's probably wise to read up on that issue.) What I'm covering here today is something a little peculiar. This is not actually a comic book, you see - what I'm discussing here is a roleplaying adventure!

'Gates of What If' is an adventure written for the Marvel Super Heroes system, which started (I believe) with a version of Secret Wars. While that adaptation is largely unchanged from its comic book storyline, this adventure is more original - it diverges from the canonical events of What If? v1 #22. Here, things go a little awry...



Cover

The cover of this one is a bit generic, with a stock picture of Doctor Doom standing on his battlements surrounded by a bunch of floating hero heads - the only change that's been made is that Doom's armor is gold instead of the usual metallic grey. Given the premise, I'm a little puzzled why they decided to also show canon Reed Richards (who is quite dead in this universe, and would be much too young to have the gray streaks in his hair) and Spider-Man (Same - and the divergent one never got a black suit regardless.) I suppose the logic is that these are mainline heroes that have been brought in to deal with things, but surely you should put the 'What If' characters front and center in a 'What If' story?

Setting Background

Unlike in the original 'What If' issue, here the experiment in college failed catastrophically like it does in normal canon, right after Doom successfully contacts his mother's spirit. Reed Richards is killed in the resulting explosion, and Victor von Doom is chased out of the school by people who blame him for his colleague's accidental death. Despite having his face scarred by the experience, Doom still decides to become a force for good, and dedicates himself to three goals that shape his future: firstly he returns to Latveria and becomes king, since his mother's spirit told him he's the rightful ruler. Secondly he dedicated himself to the fight for justice, in honor of his lost friend. Thirdly, he vows to one day free his mother's spirit from Mephisto.

Reed 's death has taught Victor von Doom caution, however, and he avoids rash action that would bring Mephisto's wrath down upon him (as happens in What If? #22.) Instead he begins to lay new plans. The change in continuity affects many things: Ben Grimm and Sue Storm grow closer in the wake of the tragedy that took Reed's life, and no special rocket program is developed so Ben joins the Air Force and becomes a test pilot. The Fantastic Four never appear. Then comes the attack of the Mole Man against the world's nuclear power plant - in the main universe this is the Fantastic Four's first victory, but here he is driven off by someone new.
I can't help but find it off that Hero Doom rechristens himself Doom, and not Victor, which is much more heroic, and also a more accurate display of his intent.

Answering Krinsbez's criticism preemptively, no doubt through time travel, the hero leading the charge is named Victor, champion of Latveria!

Victor triumphs in the battle, winning great fame in subsequent fights with an array of super-villains - but then comes the Skrull invasion, which Reed Richards managed to halt in the mainline universe. The invasion proceeds unhindered here, and Earth then becomes a conquered planet, a subject world in the intergalactic Skrull Empire. Soon enough heroes begin to show up - Ant-Man, the Wasp, Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk form a resistance movement called the Defenders, and SHIELD is formed to coordinate secret attacks against the Skrulls. Sporadic fighting breaks out across the world while more heroes join the Defenders and Victor's robot armies spread and prepare for a final battle with the Skrull hordes.

Then, a mysterious messenger arrives from space. The Silver Surfer has come to warn that the Eater of Worlds, Galactus, is on his way. The Defenders persuade the Silver Surfer to join forces with them, and young hero Spider-Man (whose uncle was slain by a Skrull patrol) manages to sneak on board the Skrull flagship and draws the attention of Galactus by firing its guns at him, signaling the start of the global revolution. As war rages between the Skrulls and humanity, Galactus consumes the entire alien fleet. Earth's armies, the Defenders, SHIELD, and Victor's robots join together to destroy the rest of the Skrulls in a ferocious ten-day war. Sated by eating the ships, Galactus leaves to look for other worlds to eat. Unfortunately Spider-Man died on board the flagship when it was eaten, while Professor X was slain by the Super-Skrull. Both are immortalized for their actions in the war.

People regroup in the wake of this travesty, and SHIELD now wields more power than any world government, dominating life in the Western countries and reaching into every other government too. The Inhumans and the Atlanteans have nearly been wiped out in the war, save for a few. The Defenders' ranks have swollen by dozens and dozens of heroes, as has SHIELD. Victor, meanwhile, is the most prominent hero in all of Europe. New hero groups soon splinter off from the Defenders, and the group itself divides into the Defenders East based in New York, and the Defenders West in Los Angeles.

Mutants, once regarded with suspicion, are welcomed into the ranks of humanity, since mutant heroes played such an important part in the war. The Skrulls' capture and killing of the crippled Professor Xavier, revealed after the rebellion to have been a major force within the Defenders and a powerful mutant, garnered enormous sympathy for mutants everywhere. Government-sponsored programs (called 'X Schools' in memory of Xavier) are established for educating and training mutants. Being a mutant becomes a symbol of being special and different. Evil mutants exist but they do little to tarnish the shining reputation earned during the Skrull overthrow.

One final, seemingly minor event occurs. The Acme Atomic Corporation lays off many of its human workers - among them a technician named Owen Reese, who soon fades into obscurity. No Molecule Man appears, no Beyonder appears, and no Secret Wars ever occur. The world is now at peace. But unknown to the world at large, Victor von Doom still plans for his mother's release.
He builds up his robot armies without limit or restraint, in preparation for the day when he conducts the rituals to free his mother's spirit, when he will lead his armies on a tremendous secret invasion of the infernal realm - to slay the Lord of Evil himself! Sensing that something is afoot with Victor, SHIELD and the Defenders grow worried. What are all his war robots for? Did the strains of the Skrull War drive him mad? Before anyone can prepare a counter-plan, a new invasion arrives by complete surprise.

In the mainline 616 Marvel universe, the evil criminal organization known as AIM has stolen equipment and plans from the Roxxon Corporation for creating interdimensional transportation devices, previously used by Roxxon's 'Nth Command.' Seeing the advantages in using other worlds to form a transdimensional empire, AIM opens a gate to Victor's world and invades it with a large
part of their available forces. Striking swiftly, AIM captures a large number of heroes in this universe and locks them in non-space prisons. AIM's ravages are only barely contained by the surviving forces of SHIELD and the Defenders. Victor's robot forces, however, are nowhere to be found - they are being prepared for the invasion of Mephisto's realm.

The Mephisto of Victor's world is aware of Doom's hatred for him, and knows that the hero is planning to make a major move against him soon - but he isn 't sure what Victor's plans are specifically. Gaining the aid of the Swordsman, Mephisto plans to use AIM to harass his enemy and eventually destroy Victor once and for all. Knowing this, and correctly deducing that AIM is from an alternate Earth, Victor uses his advanced equipment to send his own forces to that Earth to gather aid. The stage is set for a transdimensional battle for the fate of another Earth. Only the player characters can decide the issue!

Adventure Overview

Chapter 1 - Night Moves

Overton Storage is one of many subsidiary firms controlled by the Roxxon Corporation. In this case, Roxxon has used the building to store equipment used by the interdimensional Nth Command research force. At 2 AM early Thursday morning, the warehouse is assaulted by antigravity vehicles and armed troops. The interdimensional equipment has been quickly taken out by antigravity lifts by crashing the lifts directly through the building' s skylights. Though three of the four Roxxon guards present were injured or slain by AIM soldiers and the Super-Adaptoid, one escaped and sounded an alarm that quickly brought the police and SWAT teams.

The Overton Storage building is a complete loss. The attack was quite thorough, and what little remained in the building when most of the force departed was torched. The Roxxon Corporation remains strangely silent about the entire affair. At first, the company won't even acknowledge that Overton Storage was one of their subsidiaries, and it refuses to discuss the contents of the warehouse. Finally, Roxxon states that used machine parts were kept there, and that it has no idea why AIM would be interested.



Chapter 2 - The Visitors

One month after the Overton raid, a hero learns that some of the stolen equipment was stored in huge crates labelled Nth Command. The Fantastic Four recall that Nth Command was a division of the Roxxon Corporation devoted to interdimensional research. The heroine Thundra briefly worked for the Nth Command, as did the villainous Hyperion. The Nth Command's final fate is unknown, though it's believed to have been shut down. Over the last month AIM has virtually dropped out of sight. No crimes, other than the raid on the Roxxon Corporation facility, can be attributed to this organization. Nick Fury and his top-echelon men believe that AIM is preparing for a major strike, and they are understandably concerned and nervous. They fear the organization may become as evil and powerful as its now-crippled parent organization, HYDRA.

It is a pleasant Saturday morning, approaching noon. Shoppers and sightseers crowd the sidewalks and streets of New York City, and even some super heroes, having nothing else to occupy their time, are taking a break. Spider-Man swings from building to building, looking for something interesting to photograph for the Daily Bugle; Captain America sketches some of the local
scenery in Rathbone Park; Reed and Sue Richards are shopping for presents for their son. Abruptly, a loud bang and flash of light occur near Rathbone Park. Two flying, golden-armored figures appear, each wearing green tunics and capes. Except for some changes in their facial armor, their armor's gold color, and the smaller size and feminine form of one of the beings, the two figures are similar in appearance to the infamous Doctor Doom! The larger of the two golden-armored figures announces in a loud (and obviously amplified) voice: 'Attention, all citizens! Do not be alarmed by our presence! We are on a peaceful mission, seeking help from your crimefighting forces!'

Then another loud bang and flash of light occurs at the same spot. Six demonic, winged beasts appear, in direct pursuit of the two
golden-armored figures. The demons are each blue-scaled, winged, long-tailed humanoids that resemble gargoyles, and they shriek as they spot their prey. Crowd reaction is instantaneous. Most New Yorkers, long accustomed to being attacked by super-powered forces of evil, flee madly in all directions, running for nearby buildings and cars to escape the coming battle. Some people (news
reporters, cameramen, and the curious) stay behind to watch and record the events.

The battle against the demons progresses until they are slain. At this time, the smaller, feminine figure approaches the group and speaks. 'You are the heroes we have been seeking. We are in desperate need of assistance. You must come with us now; there is no time to explain. I apologize for the need for haste, but the fate of our world is at stake.' The voice of the feminine being is unfamiliar to the heroes, but the larger being's voice is a dead ringer for that of Doctor Doom. 'If you agree to help our world, then half of you must stand next to me and the rest next to my partner. You must act now!' Then both the robots rush towards the heroes, getting as close to them as possible, before a sudden burst of golden radiance shines from each figure. The radiance envelops the heroes around them, and everyone vanishes.

Chapter 3 - The Victor's Circle

Those super-powered heroes taken by the larger 'Doctor Doom' notice the familiar city skyline wink out into darkness for a moment - and then a new environment appears around them. They now appear to be indoors, in a pillared central hall inside a beautifully decorated, modern building with a European flavor to it. 'Doctor Doom' is still with them, but the other heroes who were with them before are now missing!

Standing off to the side of the group is another figure - one just like the smaller being they saw earlier. This figure is Valor, a super-powered hero who is in reality Valeria von Doom, wife of the ruler of Latveria in this divergent world. The heroes are in the Latverian embassy building in this world's New York City. Valor was instructed to wait at this spot for the return of one of the robots from the mainline Earth to which it had been sent on its hero-finding mission. Valor does not expect to see a being that she recognizes as one of the worst superpowered villains ever to plague her world - Namor the Sub-Mariner. She fears that AIM has uncovered Victor's plans to recruit heroes from AIM''s home Earth in the fight against that organization. It takes a lot of talk to convince Valor that this Namor is a good one.

Valor does not object if the heroes wander around the hall of the building, though she warns them not to go outdoors, and are asked not to pass the apparently human (actually robotic) guards at the central hall door leading to the western half of the building. Framed pictures around the halls show full-faced pictures of Victor von Doom (with a scar on one cheek), a woman said to be his wife Valeria, and Castle Doom, the seat of government in Latveria. Also scattered around are pictures showing healthy, happy, well-fed, and well-dressed Latverians. The streets outside the embassy are deserted. The distant wails of air raid sirens can be heard over the city.

Valeria breaks off speaking and stands still, waving off the heroes for a moment. She appears to be listening to something being broadcast through her helmet. 'Take cover immediately!' she shouts, reaching for a button on her belt to activate her force-field. 'We're about to be hit with-' An enormous, heavy aerial explosion cuts off her words. The embassy building's windows flash as a brilliant burst of light appears outside. At the same moment that the flash occurs, all of the Latverian embassy guards stiffen, then fall over as if dead. AIM has exploded a small nuclear device far above the city - too high to cause ground casualties, but the EMP has
destroyed the advanced circuitry of the robot guards (as well as much of the exposed electronic circuitry and computer equipment in this part of New York City).

The large Doom robot stiffens and falls as well, destroyed by the EMP burst. Valor herself, having not reached her force-field
button in time, has lost the use of her powered armor and is almost helpless within it. This EMP attack signals the beginning
of a massive air battle between invading AIM aircraft and this Earth's SHIELD forces in the skies over New York City. SHIELD wins this fight, but the victory is a slim one. The battle was anticipated by a few hours and warnings to evacuate or take shelter were given out ahead of time, explaining the empty streets outside. At the same moment, two antigravity vehicles arrive on both the north and south side of the building and disgorge a host of attackers.

The attackers from the southern craft are this world's evil Sub-Mariner and his ally Attuma, followed by four heavily armed AIM soldiers. Their mission is to capture or slay Valor, loot the Latverian embassy, destroy all guards and police officers present, and find all valuable documents that might be of interest to AIM. The attackers from the northern craft are this world's Klaw (who was not converted into sound energy, and is still human) and the Swordsman, who is alive in this continuum, as well as four more soldiers. Several local Defenders soon show up to back up the trans-dimensional heroes, namely Quicksilver, Flare, Hawkeye, and the android Human Torch. They are also joined by a somewhat deranged version of the Wasp, who attacks wildly and without care for her own health.

The AIM forces and villains try to break into the closed-off western end of the embassy, particularly into the Command Center and the Royal Latverian suite, to try and find information about Victor's plans in the future. After the fight is over, Valor is convinced that the heroes are of good character and have more than adequate fighting power, and she directs them to wait at the embassy until the other heroes can be found and brought to the embassy as well. Valor explains that the use of two interdimensional robots was to ensure that at least one group made it to this universe safely since dimensional travel is still rather risky. The other group should be safely aboard the East Coast Helicarrier.

The evil Namor and Attuma freely admit, while uttering strings of curses, that they joined AIM in order to drive down the governments of the surface people. Namor, once he adjusts to seeing his heroic duplicate from the mainline Earth, tries to persuade him to join AIM's cause and destroy the surface world in revenge for the destruction of Atlantis on this world. It turns out that the Skrulls actually bombed Atlantis, not the humans, and an enraged Namor and Attuma swears vengeance on AIM for manipulating them. Klaw cares for nothing and no one but himself, and would make any deal or betray any comrade to get his freedom (or at least a reduced sentence). The Swordsman undergoes a change of heart. He wants to be free of Mephisto's influence, but dares not tell the heroes of his pact with the demon yet.

Chapter 4 - Helicarrier Hurricane

Since their defeat on Earth many years ago, the few Skrulls left on Earth have taken up an underground existence, fleeing from vengeful, Skrull Hunting heroes and robots. At the present time, only these few Skrulls are left. AIM stumbled across their lair in northern Indiana several months ago during its investigation of this universe, and managed to hire them over to serve as commando
soldiers and spies. The Skrulls, led by this Earth's version of the Super Skrull, have done their jobs well - but not out of love for AIM.

So far, the Skrulls have accomplished their current mission to take over the Helicarrier and disrupt its command programming. They are trying to set the atomic reactors powering the Helicarrier to melt down and explode, causing the Helicarrier to crash into the city below. The crew manning the bridge has been knocked unconscious with special grenades the Skrulls were given by AIM, and as soon as the reactor is set to explode, the Skrulls plan to flee the Helicarrier by taking off in one of the space-capable fighter planes carried by the craft. The Skrulls are enjoying their job, even though they hate AIM as much as they hate all humanity. They plan to eventually take them over from the inside and cause tremendous havoc on this world that has given them so much grief.

The original plan being followed by the SHIELD personnel (before the Skrulls interrupted everything) was to await the arrival of the Doom robot which Victor had warned everyone about, and escort the arriving heroes and the robot to a conference room aboard the Helicarrier, where Nick Fury would join them later. Colonel Fury hasn't arrived yet. Victor had split the original party into two groups to ensure that at least one group made it to his universe safely; he was aware that Mephisto was sending demons after his robots to stop them, and he wanted to avoid putting all of his eggs in one basket. Those plans have now gone awry.

The moment the heroes appear with the smaller 'Valor' robot, the 'SHIELD' agents notice their appearance and open fire on the robot alone. The incoming heroes immediately realize that their companion was not human after all. 'Nick Fury' orders a cease fire and demands to know what the heroes are doing aboard the Helicarrier, how they got here, why they were with Valor, etc. He won 't answer any questions himself, angrily shouting that 'there's a war on here, if ya haven't guessed!' If asked why he shot the Valorbot, he calls her a traitor and various other slanderous accusations.

When Spider-Man speaks up, one of the Skrulls - the Super Skrull - recognizes his voice as that of the hero that ruined the Skrull invasion and flies into a berserker rage, attacking Spider-Man. Much of this ferocity is motivated by a mortal terror that Spider-Man has returned from the dead to haunt the last of the Skrulls on Earth. Unaware of what's happening, two more 'SHIELD' agents appear from an elevator, dragging a semi-conscious Captain America (Jeffrey Mace, aka the Patriot) between them. Cap is emaciated and exhausted, as if he's been tortured or is gravely ill. One of the Skrulls shouts: 'Commander! This one caught us while changing belowdecks! There are more coming!' Then he stops, noticing the heroes.

Soon more local heroes arrive to join the fight - Nomad, Ben Grimm (in armor), Crystal, and Daredevil. The (Skrull) guard at the
top of the stairs hears them coming and gets off one shot as the heroes come up the stairs. They are aware that the entire bridge crew has been knocked out, and that Skrulls are holding it. The four new heroes have not monitored the appearance of the four heroes from the mainline Earth, and initially believe that these new figures are Skrulls, too. The Super Skrull drops his guise as Sharon Carter and attacks with all of his powers, while another moves to the controls in the corner of the bridge and crouches out of the line of fire while fiddling with the controls.

Loud alarms sound on the bridge, and a recorded voice announces: 'Warning ! Reactor chamber experiencing shutdown of coolant system! Meltdown possible within next hour!'This recording plays continuously until the reactor's coolant system is restored. The Skrulls are desperate and fight to the death or until subdued. They try to hold 'Cap' hostage in order to get their freedom. The Skrulls fully intend to kill Mace as soon as he is of no use to them, since he was one of their most hated foes in the past, and try to kill him in the last seconds of the fight, when all seems lost for them.

After their defeat the Skrulls simply give up, expecting that they will be slain (they won't, as some heroes have been running a special service to deport captured Skrulls to an unnamed planet, where they can live in obscurity and peace away from Earth.). The Skrulls tell all they know about AIM. Though Jeffrey Mace (once he recovers from exhaustion) wants to be taken along on any future raids against AIM, his situation is complicated. The mainline universe heroes don't know that he is not the current Captain America of this world, though the four newly arrived heroes know he can't be. (Mace is too thin and weak, for one thing.)

The heroes are invited to attend a special conference at the Latverian embassy building. There, they are reunited with their fellow heroes, from the mainline universe and from the divergent one, and have a chance to rest.

Chapter 5 - Other-World Allies

The original heroes from the mainline Marvel Universe and the eight heroes from the divergent universe are invited to the Latverian embassy building for a high-level conference with Nick Fury, the director of SHIELD, and Henry Pym, the head scientist for the Defenders. The meeting is to take place two days after the heroes arrive in the divergent universe; time is of the essence. Once the heroes arrive at the embassy, they are greeted by one of the Latverian guard robots (repaired from the battle with AIM) and escorted inside. Outside the building, New Yorkers are cleaning up the debris from the air battle.

The heroes are greeted by Valor, who has removed her helmet but continues to wear her repaired suit of armor. She has seen or heard nothing from Victor, but this is not unusual; Doom is at his castle in Latveria. Nick Fury, the supreme commander of SHIELD, has some immediate reactions to seeing the group of newly arrived heroes. He keeps one hand on his sidearm when he sees or comes near Namor, the Sub-Mariner; this is done out of distrust and dislike for the hero, since Namor's analog has caused lots of trouble in the past. Nick makes it clear that he doesn't care for having Namor around , 'even if he's 'sposed to be with us an ' not against us.' Nick Fury is also suspicious of the new Captain America (Steve Rogers), and stares at him constantly. In private, he makes references to the past, particularly to events that occurred in World War II, about which only Steve Rogers would have knowledge, and when he learns of the hero's revival from the ice, he plans to find this world's own version in due time and defrost him as well.

At the main meeting, taking place on the first day of the gathering, Nick Fury lays out the situation. AIM, judging from the reports of captured soldiers, opened several gateways across the dimensions into this divergent Earth several months ago. At that time, they sent over 'advisors', terrorists, saboteurs, spies, and other members of a subversive network designed to gain control of this Earth. AIM believed that by striking all at once and from surprise, it could rule this world and use it as a staging base against other alternate universes.

In a few months more, AIM had planned to transfer its headquarters to this world (if conquered), and then treat the mainline Marvel Earth to the same thing that the captured Earth had gotten. After that, the multiverse was their only limit. The AIM build-up had gone virtually unnoticed by this world's super agencies, as much of AIM's work was done in secret and with the use of their interdimensional gateways. When AIM struck, it captured a great many heroes from this world's Defenders and now holds them in an undisclosed location - if, indeed, the heroes are alive at all. They have simply vanished from the world, leaving only a few behind (of which those heroes who are present are the majority.)

To complicate things, there is the question of Victor. Victor von Doom is perhaps this world's most brilliant super hero, but
he has not joined the fight at all, leaving a battered SHIELD and local Armed Forces to cope with the problem. Where is he? What is he doing? Why won' t Valor discuss his work? Unless Victor can be persuaded to join the war against AIM, bringing his almost legendary army of robot warriors to bear on the problem, this world may be doomed to tyranny.

Thus, two problems are to be resolved : finding the lost heroes and getting Victor's aid. Either of these two missions might turn the tide in favor of the forces of good. Both together would certainly do it. Nick Fury establishes that some of the heroes must finalize plans to search the countryside for traces of the lost heroes, and some must go at once to Victor, at his castle in Latveria, and get his aid. The heroes press Valeria for answers, and she reluctantly explains that Victor has been planning vengeance against an otherworldly power for many years, all as a result of the death of Reed Richards. She doesn't know all the details, but she believes it has something to do with Victor 's mother, Cynthia, who was slain as a witch when Victor was a boy. Valeria fears that the power Victor is preparing to fight may prove too great a foe and thus destroy him - and perhaps the Earth as well.

While the heroes are still present at the embassy, word arrives from a courier that the Scarlet Witch has been sighted in the town of Plucien, Indiana. It is believed that the other missing heroes may be at this place as well. No one knows why Scarlet Witch hasn't attempted to come back to the Defenders for help, and the reported sighting is doubtful - but it is all they have to go on. Nick Fury points to Plucien as an excellent place to start searching for the missing Defenders. Shortly after the word is received about the Scarlet Witch sighting, word comes that the captive Swordsman has broken down and talked at length about AIM's set-up. SHIELD is preparing a surprise strike on all alleged AIM bases - but one base cited is Plucien, Indiana. The Swordsman has stated that the missing heroes are being held there somehow, and a gateway exists there to the universe where AIM originated. The gateways across the dimensions can only be opened once per month, due to power requirements, and the next 'open gate' is in one week's time.

The Swordsman also wishes to see Captain America (though he believes it is the Captain America of his world). He tells Cap that he has been serving Mephisto against Victor von Doom for several months. The Swordsman wishes to be free of the demon lord's influence, and asks Cap to talk with Doctor Strange and get the Sorcerer Supreme's aid in recovering his soul. There isn't time for Captain America to see Doctor Strange, but Nick Fury promises to intercede for the recalcitrant villain, who remains in prison. Both the Wasp and Jeffrey Mace ask to be allowed to accompany the heroes on any missions. The Wasp wants to regain her self-respect, and Jeffrey Mace wants to free the other Captain America who took over in his stead on this world (though he won 't speak of this to anyone but Nick Fury and Steve Rogers.)

Wasp's case is fairly straightforward, but Mace's is not. Nick Fury knows (and tells Steve Rogers) that Mace has cancer and is dying of it. He might not even last out the next week or so, but Mace has been fortifying himself with substances illegally obtained from Henry Pym, enabling him to stave off collapse for a short time longer. Mace wants to go on his last big fight, and it is obvious that it means much to him. He could prove to be a very weak link in the heroes' plans, however, as he is not even close to their combat standards.

As the meeting breaks up, the heroes are warned that the two operations must go off without a hitch. If Victor cannot be persuaded
to change his plans and join the alliance against AIM, and if the captured super-powered heroes cannot be recovered, then all may be lost. AIM may be able to overpower the forces of this Earth, and they will have established a base from which to raid other Earths and universes. Teamwork and careful planning are required, and the teams must be prepared to use diplomacy (in the confrontation with Victor) as well as physical force. If Victor has indeed been planning to assault Mephisto, then the greatest care must be used on this mission.

Chapter 6 - A Nice Plate, But...

The hero force which is to free the hostages in Plucien arrives without difficulty. SHIELD has found that a small delivery van (probably bringing supplies) stops at the house daily. Neighbors report that on some nights whole fleets of vehicles have converged on the house. The heroes assigned this mission receive a similar van, and the plan is to drive up to the house and raid it as quickly as possible, doing their best to release the hostages. SHIELD is concerned by the lack of guards; perhaps that means the inside is so well-defended, more guards are unnecessary.

The home is defended by brainwashed heroes: this universe's actual Captain America (Jack Monroe), the Scarlet Witch, and Hercules. The fourth hero present is the Hulk, who is nearly mindless with a band around his head which transmits commands from the brainwashed heroes, which he executes calmly and deliberately - until the band is destroyed. The home's garage contains a currently inoperative interdimensional gateway (due to activate in one week, per the Swordsman). An elevator in the back of
the house descends a 100' shaft to an underground lab, where this world's Mad Thinker and some A.l.M. scientists monitor
their captives held in a special nonspace from which they cannot escape.

The villains expect an attack - but not necessarily right that moment. Although at first they seem glad to be freed, when the time is right they (and the Hulk) attack, trying to capture the heroes and send them down into non-space forever. The Heroes soon get in an all-out brawl with the brainwashed heroes, and after they invade the house they also contend with androids, AIM soldiers, a bunch of scientists who surrender rather than fight, and the Mad Thinker, who controls more androids to attack. The underground complex holds monitoring equipment used to maintain the non-space prisons of each captured hero, which show live pictures of each hero trying vainly to break out of the foggy cell. The heroes quickly beat up the villain and cronies and free a large number of local heroes, who then appear in the front yard of the Plucien home where they were kept.

Freeing the heroes from the Plucien home is a major event, significantly turning the tide in favor of the forces of good. Still, with this prong of the assault successful, one more major confrontation remains to be resolved between the two terrible opponents whose conflict has helped bring the world to its knees - Victor and Mephisto.

Chapter 7 - Highway to Hell

The second group of heroes, those who volunteered to locate and talk with Victor von Doom, are flown to Latveria by SHIELD's high-speed jet. They arrive only two hours after leaving New York. Valor flies to Latveria on her own jet, hoping to arrive even earlier than the heroes. Landing in Latveria, the heroes first discover that Valor is not here - though her jet should have arrived before they did, she appears to have vanished in the Mid-Atlantic. No other information on her is available.

The heroes quickly make their way to Doomstadt, only a few minutes from the airport. When encountered there, Victor is fully armored and alone, holding a small control box in one hand. The box has a single button on it - the button that will cause the majority of his robot army to dimensionally shift to Mephisto's hellish realm and begin attacking every demon in sight, particularly their leader, Mephisto. When he sees the party, Victor appears startled, but seems unconcerned. If asked, he tells them everything: how he
got started in his life, how the death of Reed Richards affected him, how he yearned to free his mother's soul from Mephisto's clutches, how he has waited for this very day for decades. He is aware that there is a war with invaders from another Earth - after all , he sent two of his Doom robots to get help. But, he tells the group, the heroes have been used to serve a greater good: that of the assault on Hell. They may as well know the full truth now that the moment of the attack is at hand!

Victor brought the heroes to this world to essentially fill in for him while he prepared his armies for the attack on Hell. He could not be bothered with fighting a mere force of humans, when he was preparing to take on the whole of Mephisto's Abyss! The heroes are congratulated for their successes... but they are warned that they are not to interfere with Victor's plans now. Victor announces that he has already finished the mystical rituals to free his mother's spirit, and Cynthia von Doom's soul has now left Mephisto's grasp. The Lord of Lies will be enraged at this 'theft,' and he may even now be preparing to assault Victor within the next few moments.
The robot invasion of his realm may make the Lord of Lies even angrier.

Only the mainline universe's Reed Richards has a chance of talking Victor out of this plan. Victor's robots are needed to defeat AIM, and attacking Hell may bring even greater destruction upon the world than AIM could ever hope to create. Victor can tell that Reed is not a Skrull (from his Skrull detector), and seeing Mister Fantastic is quite traumatic for him. Soon after the heroes persuade Victor to give up on his attack, Mephisto himself appears to mess things up, however. Clutched in the demon lord's hand is the limp figure of the missing Valor, Victor's wife!



'Insolent mongrel!' roars Mephisto. 'Most arrogant of all men! You tried to destroy me - ME, Mephisto the Unkillable! You count yourself my equal, but you are a crawling worm with the ego of a madman! You stole the soul of your mother from my realm, and you send mechanical servants to kill my demons, but you could not defend your own loved one from me! HERE!' Mephisto tosses Valor at Victor's feet who catches her before she hits the ground. 'Here is your wench, captured by my servants only hours ago! An eye for an eye, a soul for a soul! Her spirit is MINE, for all time ! If your soul burns for vengeance, then FIGHT ME, WRETCH!'

Mephisto and Victor begin their final battle. Mephisto concentrates all of his initial attacks against Victor and those who join
him. After the heroes and Victor manage to defeat Mephisto, the demon lord vanishes in a fiery blaze - and all damage taken by the heroes from Mephisto vanishes! Even slain heroes, including Valor, are suddenly revealed to be merely unconscious. How is this possible? It turns out that Mephisto's powers on the Material Plane are wholly illusionary. All damage taken by the heroes directly from Mephisto is simply not real - unless they are defeated en masse, at which point their souls are forfeit... (Interestingly, this appears to be actual canon, at least at that point in continuity. Didn't even know this.)

Mephisto will eventually reform in his own hellish realm, but it takes many years before he can again challenge the universe in which Victor lives. Victor has fulfilled his lifelong dream of vengeance and freedom, and will be in a better position to deal fairly with everyone. Mister Fantastic, however, instills some responsibility in Victor by pointing out how Victor' s selfishness and arrogance has cost the world dearly, in terms of lives lost and delays in fighting AIM. Victor finally becomes remorseful and learns to moderate his feelings and goals, which may herald great things for this world.

Chapter 8 - Taking AIM

It's time to go home again, but AIM isn't going to make it easy on the heroes. Though the heroes and their interdimensional allies have captured the base through which men and material have been entering this universe, the heroes must fight their way through an unfriendly AIM complex in their own universe upon their return. The local Wasp wishes to come along to start a new life in the other universe, under a new identity. The war between AIM and the rest of the world ends with SHIELD, the Defenders,
and the rest of the heroes triumphant.

At long last, the final goodbyes have been said, and the Avengers, Fantastic Four, and Spider-Man (as well as the divergent Wasp) prepare to return to Earth. When the gateway is activated they charge through. The AIM interdimensional complex on the other side of the gateway is also in northern Indiana, in an industrial park. At the time the heroes burst through the gateway, the complex is not on alert. Everyone, however, is warned by emergency alarms that something is going wrong in the gateway area. Soldiers and scientists alike take up arms and head in that direction as quickly as possible, and a warning is broadcast to the main AIM headquarters, at a secret location elsewhere in the world.

Some heroes who were captured by AIM and the Super-Adaptoid in Chapter 1 are found tied up in one of the back rooms of the
Complex. The Super-Adaptoid is acting as a guardian for the complex until AIM can complete the hiring of other superpowered
villains and mercenaries to support the base. At the time that the heroes arrive, the Super-Adaptoid has assumed the appearance of a regular guard. It takes on the appearance of heroes in the group thereafter, and starts fighting alongside the local leader of AIM forces - Commander Krubb.

Te two are captured, while the rest of the AIM personnel at the interdimensional facility attempt to escape, but many are taken down before they can get away. Captured soldiers refuse to discuss their mission or plans, but there is sufficient evidence at the base (in the computers, office paperwork, and personal notes and records) to convict them of numerous crimes including the assault on the Roxxon Corporation warehouse in Chapter 1) and conspiracy to overthrow the government of the United States. The crimes that AIM has committed in Victor's universe must go unpunished, as no treaties or laws exist to convict them on these charges . As far as world law goes, no other alternate or divergent worlds exist.

AIM itself desires vengeance for the destruction of their plans to invade other universes. A sizable portion of the organization 's funds and manpower were invested in this program, and all the personnel and equipment left back on the divergent Earth are now lost forever. It will take time for AIM to recover its losses, but it has the heroes who fought against it firmly in mind…

NPCs of Interest:



Victor (Victor von Doom)
Monarch, Scientist, Crimefighter

Though accused by some of wanting to become the benevolent governor of Earth, Victor is widely known as a great benefactor and champion, a proud and noble man who is beloved of his people and respected by many worldwide. There is another side to Victor, however. His drive to free his mother's spirit has grown into an obsession that has overcome his good judgment, and his pride and confidence have made him arrogant and selfish at times. Of late, Victor has turned all of his attention toward the coming invasion of Mephisto's realm, and he cannot be swayed from this goal. He considers all other objectives as secondary in this light - even the safety and well-being of Valeria and his allies, whom he uses to gain his own ends.

Valor (Valeria von Doom)
Latverian Crimefighter

Valeria is a gypsy woman who has loved Victor von Doom since their childhood. Embittered by the death of his parents, Victor left her while he went to America to State University. Upon his return, Victor freed Valeria from imprisonment by the usurper Rudolfo, and later married her in a state ceremony. After several attempts were made against Valeria's life by super-powered villains and enemies of Victor, he made a special suit of armor for his wife and carefully trained her in its use.

Valeria slowly gained confidence with her new powers, and she has even assisted Victor on some of his heroic quests (though Victor does not always approve of it). Valeria's identity as the heroine Valor is public knowledge, like her husband Victor's. Valeria (in both identities) has often served as a diplomatic liaison between Victor and other hero groups like the Defenders and SHIELD, and she tries with varying degrees of success to soothe bad feelings between them.

Valeria does not approve of Victor's use of sorcery, forcing him to hide his true intentions of freeing his mother from the netherworld even from her. Valeria has guessed at the truth, however, and fears for the safety of her kingdom and the world if her husband goes through with his plans. Torn by indecision and doubt, Valeria wants to do the right and best thing, even if it means going against her husband's wishes.
 
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110: Fantastic Four v1 #311 - I Want to Die!
⚠ Warning: This issue contains references to Self-Harm, Suicide, Sexual Assault, and Rape. ⚠

110: Fantastic Four v1 #311 (February 1988)



Cover

This cover is… a thing. Actually, it's more than one Thing! Not only is there a really spiky Thing to the right, but a second one is on the ground crying they want to die while getting attacked by an - uh, how do I put this politely? An incredibly buff, naked, skinless man wearing a stereotypical african mask complete with a lion's mane. Yeah. I would inquire who came up with this rather questionable character, but given that Black Panther is also present on this cover, I can guess that we're dealing with an unfortunate villain from that particular hero's roster. I'll try not to judge too harshly, but is the less than subtle 'dark continent' stuff really necessary, this late into the eighties? Doom himself is, unfortunately, missing in action on this cover, so it's best to just move on…

Story Overview

I Want to Die!

Oh boy. We start this comic with that most palatable of subjects - attempted suicide. Repeated, enthusiastic attempts at violent suicide.

I should fill in the necessary backstory here before we get any further - it's pretty grisly stuff. It starts with Ms. Marvel (the Sharon Ventura version) being raped by thugs while a captive of Dr. Karl Malus in Captain America v1 #330-331. That happened behind the scenes but was confirmed in Fantastic Four v1 #306. Later, in Fantastic Four v1 #309-310, she and the Thing were captured by other villains while in the made-up Middle-Eastern country of Aqiria. There, one of their captors attempts to sexually assault an already unstable Ms. Marvel again, which understandably makes her freak out really badly, and doesn't help her mental state.



After that they break out of captivity and steal a space shuttle to destroy a satellite controlled by the villain of the week, as you do. On board, the Thing then makes the highly questionable decision to reach out to Ms. Marvel with possibly amorous intentions, but she recoils from the touch after what recently happened, which leaves the Thing to sulk that his love life is never gonna get any better. I'll try not to read too much into that, but Jesus Christ this storyline is getting excruciating. In the wake of a fight in space with the satellite-owning villain, the Thing kisses Sharon - and she doesn't pull away, but her last word was 'Don't!' and she stares at him wide-eyed all the while. Um...?



Unfortunately the villain survived and sabotages their shuttle, meaning that the Thing and Ms. Marvel are exposed to cosmic rays on re-entry to the Earth. Both of them mutate like the Fantastic Four originally did as a result of this exposure, with the Thing becoming a more exaggerated version of himself - a pineapple, as the Hulk would later describe him. Sharon mutates into the She-Thing, looking pretty similar to Ben's previous form. It seems they're keeping to the theme of people getting powers that fit their personality - after all the talk of Sharon not wanting to be touched, she's now covered in a protective shell, which makes a disturbing amount of sense. Although I can't help but be intensely uncomfortable with the rather blatant 'love story' they're building up here on the back of rape, assault and mental illness. Yuck.

The mutation, naturally, doesn't have help the poor woman's mental stability, and she snaps. This comic is… not remotely subtle about the terrible place Sharon is in. Which is why we start this issue with her throwing herself off a cliff in an attempt to kill herself, shouting the title of the story at the top of her lungs as she falls. When she simply lands on the ground unharmed due to her new mutated form, she begins pounding her surroundings in anguish. In a deliberate echo to Ben's first actions after mutating in Fantastic Four v1 #1, she then snaps a nearby tree in half and tries to impale herself on its jagged trunk! Holy shit!



She fails again to hurt herself, which is when Ben catches up and forcibly stops her from trying to harm herself. He tells her that they've both been mutated, and he isn't trying to do anything stupid, so she should calm down. Sharon just replies that Ben was already a monster, so what does he know? Wow, rude much?

Ben explains that he wasn't always mutated, and he knows how it feels to be trapped in a strange body like this - hell, he probably felt worse since nobody had ever been mutated like that before, and nobody knew what was going on! He tells her that he pulled through, so she can too. Sharon cries that she was screwed up before, but that was just in her mind, and she could still lose herself in her body, in her life as Ms. Marvel - but now that is gone too! Ben points out that she just survived a jump off a huge cliff, so clearly she's still got a body that can get things done. Sharon complains that she's ugly and lumpy and orange! Ben is hurt, reminding her that she's only recently told Ben she liked the look on him. Was she lying, then? Sharon just says it's different for women. Ben points out that when she recently signed up with the Fantastic Four, the last thing on her mind was looking pretty and finding a man - and besides, to keep living is the same for everyone regardless of gender - and that's what they should be focusing on.



Sharon is unconvinced, and horrified at being unattractive, she rushes towards the nearest sharp rock and tries to impale herself on it throat-first - yikes! The rock blasts apart, and afterwards she just lays there on the floor crying that she wants to die already. The Thing has had quite enough of her behaviour and tries to slap some sense into her like they do in movies, and accidentally punches her across the clearing - his mutation has increased his strength and he doesn't know his own power anymore. He's as strong as the Hulk, now! Ben apologizes for the hit and Sharon acknowledges that it was unintentional, and she seems to have gathered her wits a little. Ben worries that Sharon was already unstable before all this happened, and he has no idea what's going on in her head, now. He thinks back to the origin of the Fantastic Four, and wonders if she feels the same as he did, back then - the only reason he got through it was his friends, but Sharon keeps herself isolated despite Ben's attempts to integrate her into the team.

Meanwhile, over at the Fantastic Four Headquarters, Crystal answers the telecom and buzzes someone up to their floor. The nearby secretary, Roberta, comments that she can tell Crystal is excited about the new arrival, and Crystal explains that the person she's meeting is someone she used to be very close to, but her Inhuman family ordered them to stay apart. In walks Norman Webster. During Crystal and Quicksilver's rocky marriage, Crystal had an affair with him in the pages of Vision and the Scarlet Witch - he broke off the affair with Crystal after finding out she was married at the time, and out of disgust that she would carelessly pursue romantic relationships without consideration for others. Crystal immediately starts flirting with him again, but Norman is unmoved. He asks for some privacy, gesturing at Roberta, but Crystal reveals that the secretary is actually a robot made by Reed!

Norman muses that clearly Crystal has a whole other world going on here than his own life back in New Jersey, and Crystal wonders what's going on - she expected fewer dour looks during this reunion. Norman asks why she never called before this, and she explains that her family ordered her to stay away from him until after her divorce from Quicksilver. They haven't actually granted her permission to contact him again, but she's defying them - she's done it before! Norman acknowledges this but points out that she's back in the glamorous world of superheroes now - what does she need with a real estate broker like him, when she's back with her old flame the Human Torch? Crystal is outraged at the suggestion that they're together, declaring that Johnny is married! Norman just reminds her that so was she! He just came by to tell her that he hopes nobody will get hurt this time. Ouch. Just… ouch.



Elsewhere, we catch up with Johnny Storm himself, who is flying across the ocean to track down Ben and Sharon after they disappeared in the Middle-East. He soars over the damaged launch site they took off from in Aqiria, then spots Sharon's would-be rapist and a local ambassador, though he doesn't know they're bad guys. They claim the two heroes left on 'private business' without saying where they were going, and when Johnny inquires after the launch site, they get shifty-eyed and waffle on about people getting lost in the desert…



Back in the jungle, Ben has confirmed that their ship is trashed and so are the communicators. He at least figured out they must be near the equator somewhere, though he can't tell if it's Africa or South America. Still, he's optimistic - he's been in worse spots than getting lost in the woods, and with his new power he can probably deal with whatever they encounter. He calls Sharon 'Shary' and wonders if that's okay - and if she'd like to keep 'Ms. Marvel' since names like She-Thing or Thingette are just tacky. Ben is a bit thrown when Sharon doesn't answer and lets a huge snake just crawl across her without even reacting to its presence as she walks on.

Ben tries to cheer Sharon up by reminding her that Alicia fell for him while he was orange and rocky, so all is not lost as a sex object - uh, what? This is getting even more uncomfortable than it already was... Actually, he cranks up the awful by doubling down, declaring he wouldn't mind glomming on to her - she did let him kiss her before the crash, you know! In fact, now that there's two Things in the world, they could get something going! 'Do 'Things' Together, you know. I'm sorry, I think something's trying to crawl up my esophagus - I must have swallowed my red flag collection...



The two are interrupted in this moment of supreme awkward awfulness by the arrival of a giant muscled red leg - and the person it is attached to, which would be the nude skinless guy from the cover with the stereotypically 'tribal' mask. When the man attacks Sharon, Ben intervenes and punches the guy, only for him to absorb the punch and grow bigger from the impact! He added Ben's power to his own! With a titanic blow the villain slams Ben across the clearing.



He then follows it up by smacking Sharon aside as well. Sharon's immediate realization is that if she just punches this guy enough he'll build up enough strength to kill even her - she's found a brand new way to commit suicide! While Ben gathers himself and muses that being stronger isn't always as useful as it seems, Sharon wails on the villain and demands he hit her.

Ben rushes back in, shouting Sharon's name, and starts smacking the villain despite knowing how pointless brute strength is in this fight. Predictably, he gets punted across the clearing again. Sharon meanwhile demands to be killed, screaming 'Kill me!' as she flings herself back into the fray.



Ben reacts by throwing her away from the fight, saying 'get stuffed, ya dingbat!' while once more attempting to beat the villain with the same tactic. He figures the bad guy is getting bigger, but he's not getting any more graceful as he does so - maybe if he gets big enough, he'll go pop! He thinks it's worth a try, so he starts punching harder. Soon enough the villain starts glowing, leaking energy like a faucet as he nears overload. One more punch, and this guy will go up like a roman candle!



'STOP!' cries the Black Panther as he suddenly descends from the trees, jumping onto the glowing villain's back and hitting some sort of switch there - and the figure suddenly depowers. It was a robot all along! T'Challa is relieved that he got there in time - that was far too close for comfort, but at least the energy is dissipating. Ben is startled to see his old friend, who immediately challenges him to a fight since he doesn't recognize the pineapple form that Ben has recently gained. Reintroducing himself, Thing fills T'Challa in on what happened, and they are welcomed into Wakanda, which is where they have crash landed.



Ben asks after the robot they fought, and T'Challa explains that they crashed near the sacred Vibranium mound, which every Black Panther is sworn to protect with their life. The latest addition to that protection is a recently acquired robot - THROB! The unfortunately named robot (it stands for Trans-Human ROBot) has plastic flesh over a Vibranium skeleton that absorbs vibrations, growing stronger in the process. The Panther hadn't considered the possibility that there would be too much energy to release, so when its alarms began sounding he rushed out of the palace to their location to turn it off before it exploded in a nuclear-level explosion! Anyway, he figures these recent mutations must be hard on the two heroes, so he offers a way to contact the rest of the Fantastic Four to deal with it. He then taps his wrist and a whole computer system folds out of the jungle floor. Handy!

Crystal picks up the phone at home, and compliments Ben on how well he's taking his recent misfortune, and promises she'll contact Johnny and they'll join him in Wakanda as soon as possible. Ben is glad - she figures a woman's touch might be needed for Sharon's situation. Ben tells T'Challa that with that taken care of, all they need is a place to eat and rest until the others show up, so where is his secret palace from here? T'Challa nervously warns him that he's actually got another visitor at the moment, but he's been reluctant to mention it…

'Reluctant? Why? Ben Grimm knows me better than he knows you!' a voice says from off-screen. Naturally, it is Doctor Doom! Took him long enough to show up, didn't it? He cordially greets Ben, who demands to know what Doom is even doing here.



Doom figures it's quite obvious - in their last meeting he was unfortunately exiled from Latveria by Kristoff, who believes himself to be the true Doom. Since then he's been going around seeking alliances with other Princes and men of power to reclaim his birthright - and the Black Panther is King of Wakanda, so he was one of his first choices. Naturally, Doom must offer something in exchange for such alliances, but all he possesses at the moment is his matchless knowledge of robots and androids - which is what he used to create THROB! Ben is aghast that T'Challa would consider this alliance at all, but the Panther claims he's just testing the waters, commenting that monarchs share a special bond...

As T'Challa decides there's now no reason not to head to the palace, since everyone's already aware Doom is around, the supervillain approaches Sharon Ventura and professes his sympathy with her involuntary transformation, explaining that in his current circumstances he can certainly relate to the shock and bitterness she must be feeling. When she professes her desire to die, Doom rejects the notion instantly, telling her that this is the response of a weakling - why, Dr. Henry Pym himself - one of the original Avengers - contemplated suicide months ago and decided on a more productive solution to his problems! (How the hell does he know that…?) To live is to give oneself the opportunity to change that which afflicts one, he declares. The opportunity to recover that which has been lost - and a strong man or woman will recover it!



If he's only stopped there, though… Doom continues by declaring that a strong woman can then punish those who caused her affliction! With Reed Richards gone she might well remain trapped in her current 'prison of flesh', but fortunately Doom is that man's only superior - by his side, she'll be able to punish the Fantastic Four! Unconvinced, Sharon responds by punching Doom, who seems shocked by this reaction. Sharon then declares that she swore to deserve the honor of joining the Fantastic Four, to make everyone proud of her! Doom curses her for daring to strike him, but T'Challa holds Ben back and quickly activates hidden guns around the area to prevent violence from breaking out.

The Black Panther then declares that this is his land, and Ms. Marvel is his guest as much as Doom is, so she too is under his protection. Doom reluctantly acknowledges this, says there is no need for them to fight, and backs off from a confrontation. Sharon hugs Ben and admits that she almost forgot her honor, and asks him to hold her - she needs to be near someone she can trust. As Ben leads her along, he muses that perhaps Sharon is going to make it all, now that she's found her confidence back. And perhaps they owe it all… to Doctor Doom!



Rating & Comments



This comic was… painful. With the exception of a single sequence towards the end, I don't think there's anything worth salvaging here, and that's a fairly rare thing in the comics I cover. The reason, of course, is that the story chosen for this issue is the most hamfisted attempt at addressing the subjects of sexual assault, mental instability and suicide I've ever read - it gets positively horrendous. Not only does this issue contain one of the main characters repeatedly attempting to harm themselves in increasingly hardcore ways, but the Thing, ostensibly the person who should be able to help her the most, decides now is a great time to crack jokes and put the moves on the traumatized assault victim. More than once.

I have a personal dislike of any and all 'rape as backstory' elements in storytelling - I think it's a poor substitute for actual character development to have (inevitably female) characters get assaulted as set-up for an eventual romance with whoever get them out of their shell. Here, this is compounded by having the physical transformation into the She-Thing piled on top, and another female stereotype is piled on top by having her sudden unattractiveness be the catalyst from fear of being touched to full-on suicidal mania. This is a terrible treatment of her character, of women in general, of mental illness, suicide… pretty much everything that's involved, really.

And Ben… Ben is a creep in this issue. He is completely aware that Sharon has a recent history of getting sexually assaulted and cannot handle being touched due to what's happened. He not only tries to get amorous while in close quarters without any way out, but he then does it again mere minutes later, and then a third time while she is trying to kill herself on every sharp object she can find. Know where the fucking boundaries are, dude, can't you tell she's in no mood for this shit, and in no state to give consent right now? Declaring that she's ugly now, so why can't they get some rocky sex going on is… just so painfully doughbrained that I can't believe someone thought that was a good thing to put into this comic. What the hell, hero?

The encounter with the 'THROB' is little better - it's basically played as yet another extended suicide attempt by Sharon. Ben eventually throws Sharon away from the fight and calls her stupid for attacking the thing repeatedly, but then responds by repeatedly attacking it just the same, hoping to overload it. Which, you know, would have been a catastrophically bad idea if it worked - he pretty much caused a nuclear explosion on top of the world's biggest pile of Vibranium. He might have destroyed the fucking world there if he'd actually gotten the last hits in - or at least the entirety of a friendly nation. Whoops?

There are a few stray scenes with Crystal and Johnny, which I should briefly mention. Crystal's scene is basically a way to write the character of Norman Webster to make room for her to get back together with Johnny down the line - it seems inevitable. It's fairly obvious to see why Crystal had a bit of a reputation in this era of comics - she cheated while married, flirts with married people, and generally likes to cross boundaries when it comes to relationships. Johnny's scene, meanwhile, is utterly pointless and just confirms that he's doing things, but he never actually appears in this issue, and the question of how to find Ben and Sharon is resolved before his search is completed. Filler content.

The only saving grace of the issue, then, is the final scene - the one that features Doctor Doom. If not for that scene, this entire issue would go down the memory hole, but it's hard not to like the first friendly interaction between Doom and the Black Panther. Much like Namor before, Doom has a certain respect for other monarchs, and thus he makes diplomatic overtures with T'Challa, even gifting him a robot (of questionable design and name) in exchange for support in reconquering his homeland again. It's a great moment, and something that will be followed up on in the next issue, which makes this issue a little less of a total shit-show than it could have been. This is compounded by Doom respecting T'Challa's reign over his territory, for the moment, and respecting the truce the hero puts in place.

Interestingly, Doom is also the first to actually offer his sympathies for Sharon's plight, and up until his sly attempt to recruit her to his side, he comes off as actually reasonable - he points out that Reed never did cure the Thing, but he is Reed's superior, implying that he might be able to pull it off. It'll be interesting to see if that's ever followed up on, since clearly Sharon is not going to be the She-Thing forever! More interestingly, Doom dismisses the notion of suicide utterly, urging Sharon to live, since only living allows one to change that which afflicts themselves - and to recover that which has been lost. I can't help but notice that this reflects his own goals, specifically fixing the physical wounds left by his fateful experiment and recovering the soul of his mother from Mephisto's hold. A bit of his personal philosophy shines through, I think!

One thing to note, by the way, is Doom's knowledge of Hank Pym's struggle with suicide - a rather more nuanced take on the subject covered elsewhere in comics. As far as I'm aware there is no way he would actually know about this, though, as only Henry himself and Bonita Juarez (Firebird) were around for the moment, and it took place inside Avengers headquarters no less, which Doom probably wasn't hanging out in. It feels like a plothole, but I suppose it's just the latest evidence of Doom's quasi-omniscience...

In sum, while the final scene is definitely worthwhile on its own just for Doom and T'Challa, it doesn't really make up for the other 80% of this comic being a dumpster fire of poor decisions. As such, I give this issue two stars - it misses out on the lowest grade only because this is a Doom retrospective and his part is not actually horrible. Go figure! (EDIT: On later reflection, fuck that. If this doesn't get a bottom of the barrel score, what does?)

Best Panel(s) of the Issue



Not so much a single panel here, as a design choice. I am one of those people that actually likes the 'pineapple' design of the Thing in these issues - it's a bit weird, true, but I appreciate it nonetheless. I'm less enthusiastic about lumpy She-Thing, but I'm guessing she'll become classic rocky Thing-like soon enough just like Ben did.

Most Gloriously Villainous Doom Quotes

Doom: "And you, Ms. Marvel - in my current circumstances I can certainly sympathize with the shock and bitterness you're suffering now!"
Sharon: "I want to die…!"
Doom: "Oh, no, my dear - that is the response of the weakling! Dr. Henry Pym, an original Avenger, sought suicide some months ago, I believe - but he came to see a more productive solution. To live is to give oneself the opportunity to change that which afflicts one - to recover that which has been lost - and the strong man or woman will recover it! Then, perhaps the strong woman can even punish those who have caused the affliction! After all, with Reed Richards gone from the Fantastic Four, you might well remain trapped in this prison of flesh. But fortunately, I am his one superior - and if you join with me in my quest, you'll be able to punish the Fantastic Four!"

Doom's Bad Hair Day



In echo to the best panel choice, I'll elect the design of Ms. Marvel / She-Thing here. I'm just incredibly disappointed that they went with the least creative solution to giving Sharon some super-powers and copied someone else 1:1. Not just that, but her version of his look isn't just unflattering (which is a given) but also consistently drawn with pretty bad expressions. Although, yes, I admit I may be biased by the way this comic treats her.

Doom-Tech of the Week

Well, it's gotta be THROB the Trans-Human Robot. I have to question Doom's design choices here, but maybe T'Challa ordered the look? He doesn't seem to be complaining, at any rate...
 
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So yeah I liked mostly for your analysis.

If I may be brief, what the actual fuck?

I echo your sentiment, with no qualifications. The writer of this issue is was Steve Englehart, largely known for writing Captain America and Avengers in the 70's. In this era he wrote Vision and the Scarlet Witch (where Crystal cheating happened) as well as a bunch of Fantastic Four and West Coast Avengers, both of which will show up in this thread soon enough, and Silver Surfer, which won't. He wrote the story which follows directly from this one too, which I'm writing about next, so hold on to your butt...
 
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111: Fantastic Four v1 #312 - The Turning Point!
⚠ Warning: This issue contains references to Suicide. ⚠

111: Fantastic Four v1 #312 (March 1988)



Cover

Despite being announced as a 'Fall of the Mutants tie-in', this issue actually happens after all the action of that particular storyline is already over. We get a neat image of Doom fighting alongside the Human Torch, the Thing, and X-Factor, which is basically a repainted original X-Men at this point with Cyclops, Iceman, and a hairless Beast. They are fighting an endless array of generic baddies on air scooters that clearly bought their rides from Doom's previous comics, but I imagine they're meant to be some other group. Kristoff's underlings, maybe? That'd make sense. The oddest aspect of this cover is Ben's face, which seems a bit deformed with his brow apparently stretching forward far enough that his nose is deeply embedded in one half of his face. I think someone did a slight coloring oopsie!

Story Overview

The Turning Point!

This issue picks up directly where the last left off, in Wakanda. Johnny and Crystal have arrived to find the mutated Ben and Sharon, and are shocked at the physical transformations they've undergone. Ben notes that Sharon must not have warned Johnny before calling him in Aqiria, and Johnny says she just told him to get to Wakanda fast. Johnny expresses his sympathies, but Ben just tells him to skip it, since mutating is nothing new for him - but… 'Ms. Marvel is the new freak on the block, and she's already crazy!' Sharon cries out, laughing hysterically.



Crystal tells her they'll find a way to turn her back, but Sharon snaps that they've never figured out how to turn Ben back, so why would it work on her? She's cursed! Her life is doomed to get worse and worse! Ben admits to himself that he believes the same thing about his own life - but he can't express thoughts like that, not while he's supposed to be the leader of this group…

Ben reminds Sharon of her honor, referencing the end of last issue, and that she's among friends. Johnny tries to cheer her up by telling her she got a new uniform out of the deal, thanks to the Black Panther - a black Fantastic Four-themed swimsuit, essentially. 'Whoopee' she says dejectedly. Johnny asks where T'Challa is, and Ben says he's next door, but… Before he can warn his team member Johnny opens the door and spots Doctor Doom there, being served by a butler and sharing a drink with his fellow monarch. 'Ah, the inimitable Human Torch!' Doom greets him, while T'Challa reminds him that Johnny is his guest, and as such under his protection like the rest.

The Black Panther explains that Doom is here to seek help in recovering his homeland. Doom himself notes that while T'Challa himself has never suffered the indignity of being overthrown, he understands the peril that such instability can cause to the people they rule.



'Horsefeathers!' Johnny… curses? He claims that Doom's only interest when it comes to Latverians is how often they'll kiss his feet. Kristoff is no better - the same, actually, since he thinks he's Doom - but putting the real one back in charge won't help anybody! T'Challa tells him not to worry - he agrees with him. Still, monarchs like them do share a bond, and he must consider his own people's welfare in this decision, not just his personal inclinations. Wakanda's bonds to the Avengers and the Fantastic Four are also strong, however, so he intends to join them in America to deal with their time of trial after Doom has departed.

Doom expected this response, and decides that he'll join the rest of them in America as well. T'Challa rebukes him, saying it's not up to him to invite himself - his former rank might earn him courtesy, but T'Challa's current rank! Doom flushes in rage, declaring that Doom earned his rank through personal triumph, not inheritance from a failed father! Whatever official Latveria may say, he remains its master, for he is Doom!



Clenched fist tangled in his robe, Doom then calms himself, and bows. He petitions T'Challa for understanding, stating that he is naturally impatient at this time, since he still has far to go before he can dethrone Kristoff. One of the destinations he must go is America, so he requests to be allowed to accompany him. T'Challa notes that his father T'Chaka was in fact a great chieftain - for one, he taught him proper manners for a monarch! Burn! In lieu of those proper manners, he permits Doom to come along.

Ben is miffed that T'Challa would allow Doom to join them after that little explosion, but he just says that safe passage is a cornerstone of international relations, and it's not too much to grant. Ben tells Doom that he's luckier than he has any right to be, since without Latveria's backing, the Fantastic Four would surely have caught up with him the moment he left Wakanda's territory! Doom attempts to continue his earlier conversation with Ms. Marvel, but Crystal intervenes, figuring that while she doesn't know the context to that conversation, it couldn't have been anything good.

Soon the whole group departs in a Wakandan skyship. Ben thinks back to the events of Super-Villain Team-Up #6, in which Doom cut a deal with Henry Kissinger on behalf of Latveria, and wonders if the US government will step in if he takes down Doom now that he no longer has the backing of his country. Black Panther muses that he's not sure how the US will deal with Doom because of their recent dealings with Captain America. This is a reference to the fact that Steve Rogers had been removed from the title of Captain America at the time and replaced with John Walker in Captain America v1 #332-334. This was all part of a complex scheme by the Red Skull to outlaw, tear down and eventually kill his hated enemy. That plan eventually comes to a conclusion in Captain America v1 #350. Crystal and Johnny meanwhile are much less worried about Doom than they are about Sharon, who isn't dealing with her mutation well.

The Black Panther's plane is spotted and tracked by a spy satellite, which beams the footage back to Latveria. There, one of Kristoff's underlings comes to deliver the news to the boy, who sits on the throne in his exo-suit, the statue of a classic Servo-Guard by his side. The man muses that he's not sure how the boy ended up with Doom's personality - nay, soul - but he understands the consequences of questioning his master on such things, so he keeps silent. Kristoff declares that the true Doctor Doom is far ahead of the impostor!



The comic pokes a bit of fun by declaring that perhaps the reader imagined everything in the Marvel Universe happened in the pages of Fantastic Four - not so! Black Panther and crew arrive in New York to discover it in full-blown celebration, with parades and thousands of people in the streets as the sky fills with confetti. They land at the Wakandan embassy, and T'Challa is welcomed by his countrymen. He opines that 'as the Colonial literature would say - the natives seem restless today.' Ambassador N'Baru explains that an alien attack on New York that decimated part of the city was foiled by the hitherto-persecuted mutants of America! Ben asks Crystal why she didn't mention it, and she says she wasn't involved - the X-People seemed to have things in hand, and ever since her falling out with Quicksilver, she actively tries to avoid mutants. Wow, she skipped out on superheroism because she didn't want to interact with mutants? Racist much…?

Johnny opines that her loony husband isn't the greatest representative of mutants to build a stereotype on, but lets the topic lie. He wonders if the X-Men were the heroes who took care of the threat, but is told that it was actually X-Factor. Johnny thinks to himself that he is one of the few who knows that they used to be the original X-Men. (...They're not terribly subtle if that's supposed to be secret. I figured it out from the cover of this issue.) Crystal figures a parade is just the sort of positive activity Sharon could use at this time. Sharon wants to renege, but Crystal forces the issue, declaring that if she wants to be a member of the Fantastic Four she should join them in their activities, and the FF is going! Right, Ben? Ben hesitantly agrees, and points out that if mutants can get a parade, anything is possible. Every cloud has a silver lining! Sharon, in her private thoughts, confesses that she still wants to die…

Soon enough the group finds themselves standing behind police ticker tape along the street below - even Doom! Crystal tells Sharon that it's obvious that humans love their heroes. 'To my complete disgust, Inhuman!' Doom spits. As the car carrying the X-Factor passes by, Black Panther reminds Doom that he can leave at any time, and Doom decides to take him up on that.



Before he can do so, however, lasers descend from the sky! Black Panther is first to react and warns the others, and Doom is surprised that his fellow monarch managed to detect the threat even faster than he did! Ben then demands that 'toasterface' explain himself - because the attackers are his stormtroopers!

'Death to the impostor!' the minions declare as they descend on their skyscooters, blasting at Doom on Kristoff's behalf. Doom tells the others that clearly they've been sent to assassinate him by the usurper, and Black Panther ribs him by telling him he shouldn't have taught them to be such mindless lackeys. Johnny figures it's just deserts for Doom to be on the receiving end of this for once - but it's also bad news for everyone else! X-Factor joins in from nearby, since the minions are firing into the crowd and hurting people there. Johnny greets Marvel Girl as they set out to blast enemies in the sky, while Doom fires from the ground and the Black Panther silently goes on the prowl. Crystal churns the air with her abilities to fling the minions from their rides, while the Beast and Sharon are targeted by lasers and go down.



Johnny declares that their guns are up to 'Doom standards' but that only prolongs the fight, it won't make them win! The minions declare that Doom is the most dangerous man alive, and must be returned to Latveria. Johnny declares that he's still under the Black Panther's protection! Off panel, Iceman asks Beast to hang back - to just do nothing and let the rest of them handle it. Beast promises. What's that about, I wonder…? Beast joins Sharon, and asks her why she's not fighting, and she declares she's a monster. Why is he not fighting? He promised Iceman, he explains - he promised. Well, that explained exactly nothing!

Cyclops blasts a bunch of goons, but isn't sure what is going on - why are they attacking Doom, and why are they protecting him? At least in doing so they're also protecting the crowd… What's the big bad doing with the Fantastic Four, anyway? Doom, meanwhile, declares that he's touched by the heroes' devotion to justice and fair play, but Ben just tells him to put a sock in it. He rips a street lamp out of the ground and nails a trio of flying goons at once with a satisfying 'Womp!'



Marvel Girl, meanwhile, notes that the Fantastic Four have taken in the new Ms. Marvel, while Iceman muses that the name 'Marvel' sure is popular! Jean Grey sure started something when she picked it!

Finally the tide turns, and the people are safe - the people, and Doom! The minions retreat, gathering up their wounded and taking off on their remaining flying craft, retreating to their Master's side. Crystal tends to Sharon while Cyclops inquires after the Thing's transformation. Johnny then muses that X-Factor had better have saved the city from a real nasty threat, because the people won't like this attack one bit. Marvel Girl is about to explain when Johnny asks why Beast hung back, and Cyclops is about to answer that when Doom interrupts - let someone have the word already, damn it!

Doom declares that before they waste their time on rehashing history, he wants to talk about the future! He says that whatever they might think of him, they must acknowledge he is the rightful ruler of Latveria who has been usurped by a child whose madness has just been demonstrated, since he blindly attacked a crowd to get at Doom. He needs allies to reclaim his birthright, and he figures X-Factor would do. Cyclops tell him to save his breath, declaring that allying with Doom is the last thing they would do. Doom cracks a little, declaring that nobody should speak with such a tone to him - he's fought them, yes, but always with honor! He is not to be dismissed like some begging dog!



Weary of constantly holding himself back for the sake of propriety, Doom finally snaps and blasts the helpless Sharon and Beast with an energy beam. Crystal is shocked, and says that without his kingdom, reduced to only his armor, she thought Doom was defanged. Doom dryly wonders if she also thinks Iron Man, left with only his armor, would be helpless. No! The suit of Doom will suffice until he regains his throne! He then takes the two he blasted hostage by forming the energy beam into a large spectral hand that lifts the two off the ground. He says that if they lift a hand against him he'll crush them alive - but if they level the Latverian embassy and all within it, he shall release them unharmed! They have one hour to avenge Doom's honor! He then blasts the street apart and vanishes into the sewers with his hostages.



The Black Panther quickly warns the Human Torch to douse his flames before he sets the wafting sewer gases alight, before the heroes make their way down under street level. T'Challa says that he's unfortunately gotten used to the smells of cities beyond Wakanda already, and he can deal with the stench. While Ben points out how doing Doom a favor bit him in the ass, the group finds the tunnel Doom used, which he blasted closed behind him. Cyclops and Marvel Girl carve a way through, after which Black Panther uses his tracking skills to lead the way.

Doom, meanwhile, has moved fast because he knows where he is going, and he takes a secret elevator out of the sewers. Sharon wonders why Doom decides to kidnap the two of them - because they were together, or because they didn't fight back before? And where is he taking them? Not the Latverian embassy obviously, so he must have some other place prepared. When the door opens, she's shocked to recognize Reed Richard's Laboratory - they're inside the Fantastic Four headquarters, in a room that was locked up weeks before!

Doom reveals that when the Russians installed secret listening devices into the American Embassy in Moscow during its construction, they were unwittingly copying Doom's stratagem! During construction, Doom ensured there were a whole host of devices hiding in the walls of this base, thereby allowing him to overhear everything that happened up until his overthrow by Kristoff. Doom figures that if he can't benefit from the devices, then neither shall Kristoff, so he has no reason not to tell his enemies about those devices. Besides, for the moment this will be the last place the heroes will think to look for him! He notes that while Reed ran extensive security checks on the construction personnel, he offered to fulfill their dreams - nothing is denied to Doom! Nothing! Least of all the fruits of Reed's experiments! This whole revelation explains quite a bit, actually - for one, we now have an explanation for Doom knowing about the near-suicide of Henry Pym just last issue!

Doom dumps Sharon and the Beast into one of Reed's cubical prisons, a 'Staticage' which despite having no lethal walls, should be able to keep them locked up for the moment. Inside, the Beast asks Sharon if she's strong like the Thing - because if so, she could punch them out of there. Sharon claims she can't, that she doesn't know how, but Beast intuits that she's just refusing to try.



Beast figures the machine Doom is playing with at that moment has something to do with neutrons - neutrinos - something dangerous that'll kill people. If they don't stop him, it'll be their fault! Sharon tells him that if it bothers him, he should do something about it, and Beast says he promised Iceman he wouldn't. Something is wrong with him, so now every time he uses his strength he gets stronger… but also dumber. Which is why he's coming off as kind of dimwitted at the moment - he's already lost a lot of his intelligence to this ailment. He's scared he'll become so dumb he can't think at all, and he hates being dumb! He hates it! Sharon just dismissively says they've all got problems.

Beast doesn't take this well, grabbing Sharon and declares that she's being a stupid monster - she can do something about all these problems, but she doesn't! She can prevent Doom from doing something with his neutro-whatsit and save the world! 'Do sumpin'!' he yells in her face.



Iceman told him that the smart thing for him to do is nothing - but what's smart for the world is if he does something. He's about to use his strength when Sharon stops him, and says he's made his point. She'll do something - something only a monster can do. She then jumps into the wall of the Staticage. Nearby, Doom realizes someone is using his hidden elevator, probably the heroes. They're a bigger threat he anticipated, but nothing against the Nega-Neutrino Displacement Diaphragm that Reed invented!

At that moment Sharon manages to smash her way through the boundaries of the Staticage, and Doom is surprised, since not even the Thing had ever escaped from that prison! Sharon just says the Thing has escaped a lot of traps that people thought were tough enough to hold him - she's no different, now. Doom dismissively says that the Thing would have recovered more quickly from the exertion - and talked less! He then blasts her with a hand-beam, and adds that in addition, he would have respected the power of Doctor Doom!



Afterwards he turns to Beast, and asks that with the second-rate Thing down, if the third-rate Thing wants to give a try too, or if he'll use his third-rate intelligence and return to his cell. Ouch! Beast throws himself at Doom, who takes him down in one shot and declares that with the heroes on their way, he has no time to deal with mere mutants. (Of the mutated by radiation kind, not actual mutants. Terminology in comics is confusing…)

Beast rises from the ground with rage in his eyes, reduced to foaming at the mouth in a berserker rage as even language leaves him. He throws Doom off his feet, then starts smashing everything in sight, destroying the neutrino-weapon and tossing the remnants at the heroes when they enter through the secret elevator. 'He's gone mad!' Doom declares. Cyclops declares that the more he uses his strength, the worse of Beast will be, so they have to stop him right away. Ben tells Sharon to tackle the Beast, but she can't get herself to move, frozen in place. Ben personally jumps into the fray, grabbing the Beast and using his superior strength to hold him down.

In the confusion, Doom snatches the nearby Crystal by the throat and renders her unconscious. With a new hostage in hand, he declares that the Black Panther must permit him safe passage out of there, or he will kill the girl! Above all things, Doom must remain free.



Cyclops responds by blasting Doom, but the attack is harmlessly absorbed by his force field, and Doom demands for the Panther's decision. T'Challa says his answer is obvious - he will not allow Crystal to come to harm, and he will allow Doom to leave under his protection. But - from this day forward Doom is his prey! He has given Doom every consideration as another monarch, but he will not suffer such ingratitude! Doom approves, declaring that T'Challa is learning how to be a King at last. Doom then announces that a King does not leave surreptitiously unless necessary, so he'll not take the hidden elevator to leave. He orders Johnny to open the door outside, and he reluctantly does so.

While Marvel Girl holds Beast in place telekinetically to relieve Ben, Cyclops figures one thing they got out of this is the revelation that Doom has bugged the Fantastic Four's base, so they can remove those devices once this is over. Ben heads over to Sharon, who is crying, and he thinks that she's utterly hopeless. Sharon then professes that she's been a fool - the biggest fool who ever lived! What are her problems compared to the Beast's? Her body's been torn apart, violated and mutated - but her mind wasn't touched, not like his, and she's always prided herself for her mind. Personally I think those things are worthy of being upset over, and also her mind was harmed - unless she thinks repeatedly attempting suicide is rational behaviour?



She proclaims that the only thing which could hurt her mind was she, and she was on the verge of doing that because she felt so bad about her situation. But the Thing has been a mutant all his life, suffered for all his life, and he was still trying to do good until the end. Who is she to do - to be any less? No more moaning. It's time to be the Fantastic Four. It all feels a bit 'an orphan in Africa is starving, I should stop complaining about my personal issues' for me.

Aftermath

Later, in Fantastic Four v1 #313, the Fantastic Four and the Black Panther use their abilities to hunt down and destroy the various spy devices implanted in their headquarters by Doom. This leads to a discussion about Doctor Doom's current struggles to regain the Latverian throne. When Black Panther tries to explain Doom's motivations to build the society he hopes to create for his people, the group misunderstands him initially and he has to explain that a king will do whatever he can for his country, although he doesn't agree with Doom's own chosen path. Still, he knows that Doom had to choose one, and stick to it wherever it goes - such is the life of a monarch.

Sharon says that's having to choose a path applies to everybody, just not on such a grand scale. She then tells the group that if nobody was there for her after she was transformed into a She-Thing, she would have cracked. When Ben chastises himself for not being as smart as Reed and avoiding trouble with Doom, the rest of the group assures him that he has proven what it takes to be leader of the Fantastic Four. Even if he's not as smart as Doom like Reed was, they never fight Doom alone, and together they can take him on. And for all his brains, Reed could never compete with Ben when it came to heart. With the bugs all destroyed, the Black Panther tells his friends that he must go and bids the new Fantastic Four farewell.

Rating & Comments



After last issue's absolutely dumpster fire, it was good to read a comic that was at least slightly more palatable from this writer. Although I have to admit that I still don't care for Sharon's storyline, or the way they've decided to conclude it here, it's a hell of a lot better than I honestly expected. Damning with faint praise, I know - I wouldn't have even started this particular story to begin with. As mentioned in the cover section, the whole X-Factor vs. Apocalypse fight is essentially background knowledge, since the only relevance is that the parade celebrating their victory is going on in this issue. It's kind of funny to see Doctor Doom and the Black Panther exchanging barbs while standing by the side of the road watching the parade go by, but unfortunately it doesn't last long.

I appreciated the political bent that the interactions between Doom and the Black Panther have in this story - Doom visibly restrains himself from lashing out like he usually would, and when he cracks and starts insulting his host, he quickly attempts to rein himself in and be more humble, which is clearly difficult for him. It's likely that the repeated slight to Doom's ego while he tried to keep himself in control to forge alliances, ultimately drove him over the edge and led him to take people hostage when there was honestly no real reason for him to do so. He was about to walk away before Kristoff's attack, after all. It seems like getting talked down to by Cyclops was the final drop, and he figured manipulating the heroes into taking down the Latverian embassy on his behalf would allow him to regain some of his honor.

Doom really shows off some of his competence in this issue, too, even if it's as a result of losing his cool. Taking two hostages and escaping with them from the middle of a crowded street surrounded by a dozen heroes is pretty slick, as is placing spy equipment in the home base of your worst enemy - from the moment of construction, no less! He then knocks Sharon out in a single blow, and manages to take yet another hostage while surrounded by the same group of heroes from before - no mean feat! Ultimately Doom didn't really gain anything here, and technically he did lose the bugs in the FF headquarters, but at least he dealt an indirect blow to Kristoff (and beat up a whole lot of his minions with the help of the heroes, which doesn't hurt.)

The interaction between Beast and Sharon is interesting, especially because the somewhat dimwitted Beast attempts to convey his point about action and inaction in somewhat stunted form due to his own problems. Sharon actually gets his point that giving up is not an option, and she can use her ability to affect change still - exactly the same thing that Doom told her in the previous issue, though she's more inclined to listen now because she realizes that the Beast still holds these views even as he's suffering in a way that transcends her own pain. She recognizes that much of her mental instability of late was because she was driving herself to wit's end. Not really the most nuanced take on mental illness, but at least she's no longer shouting 'I want to die!' at the top of her lungs while lunging at pointy objects.

Besides the beast, the presence of the rest of X-Factor was fairly inconsequential, as was the presence of most of the Fantastic Four, honestly. They were mostly just there to fight stuff while all the actual events concerned Black Panther, Doom, and the two hostages. That said, I appreciated the cute references to the shared 'Marvel' name between Marvel Girl and Ms. Marvel. Although this issue wasn't remotely as egregious as the last one, I still can't really justify anything more than a decidedly average score - the Sharon situation still looms, here, and while Doom pulls off a bit of competence, he mostly just ends up wasting his time kidnapping everyone until he leaves.

Best Panel(s) of the Issue



I'm gonna elect a nice shot of Reed Richards' lab here, which is detailed and has all sorts of neat machines. I like the style used, with the thicker lines around the edges, though it doesn't really match the rest of the comic.

Most Gloriously Villainous Doom Quotes

"You have never suffered the indignity of being overthrown, T'Challa - but as a fellow monarch, you understand the peril that such instability can cause one's people!"

"My rank was earned through personal triumph, Wakandan - not inheritance from a failed father! Whatever official Latveria may say, I remain its master because I am Doom! … I - I petition your understanding once more, Prince T'Challa...! I am naturally... impatient at this time, for I have far to go before Kristoff falls to me!"

"Don't you dare adopt that tone with me! I have fought you, yes, but always with honor! I am not to be dismissed like a begging dog!"

"Nothing is denied Doctor Doom! Nothing!"

"Now then, Beast, what about you? The second-rate Thing is down - do you wish to pit your powers as a third-rate Thing against me, or will you use your third-rate intelligence and return to your cage?"

"Above all else, Doctor Doom must remain free!"

"Note that a King does not depart surreptitiously - unless necessary - so I shall not be using my hidden elevator!"

Doom's Bad Hair Day



For some reason, on a single page in this issue the colors of Doom's costume appear to switch - his cloak is suddenly a lighter green than his tabard, rather than the other way around. It stays that way for a few panels until things suddenly return to normal. Someone messed up on the coloring notes, I imagine, and nobody caught it in time. This issue has a lot of white-space background panels which usually bug me, but they were mostly tasteful in this issue and used to good effect.

Doom-Tech of the Week

The only device of note here is the Energy Fist, which Doom installed in his right gauntlet in order to grab things at range like Darth Vader. His hand doesn't need to match the spectral version, but he likes to do it anyway for effect.
 
He wonders if the X-Men were the heroes who took care of the threat, but is told that it was actually X-Factor. Johnny thinks to himself that he is one of the few who knows that they used to be the original X-Men. (...They're not terribly subtle if that's supposed to be secret. I figured it out from the cover of this issue.)
When X-Factor first started, part of the premise was that the heroes were pretending to be humans, specifically they were Mutant Hunters, who people could call in order to send them after Local mutants. The idea being that they could use that as a cover for rescuing said mutants from discrimination. The downside was that they had to put out a lot of anti-mutant propaganda in order to drum up business for their operation.

It's probably not too surprising that the guy who suggested that plan turned out to be a secret supervillain.

I don't remember exactly when they dropped the gimmick in relation to fall of the mutants, but it's possible Johnny hasn't heard yet and still thinks they're hiding.
 
112: West Coast Avengers v2 #35 - The Voice of Doom
⚠ Warning: This issue contains references to Rape. ⚠

112: West Coast Avengers v2 #35 (August 1988)



Cover

The cover, this time, is pretty straightforward and simple - a low contrast image of Doctor Doom smiling at the readers, despite wearing a solid metal mask that can't really convey expressions. Go figure! I actually think he looks like his design inspiration, the grim reaper, since the lack of colors brings out the generally skeletal look of his mask and makes the green of his cloak less eye catching. Now, of course, this is not Doom - the caption is enough to clear that up. Today, we're going to be catching up with the would-be-King, Kristoff Vernard, who recently usurped the Latverian throne from the person he imagines himself to be...

Story Overview

The Voice of Doom

This issue is actually the third part of a four-part storyline, so I apologize if it comes across as a bit disjointed - but I did warn something like this could happen back in the introduction of this thread! In what appears to be a habit of the writer, Englehart, the storyline features the incongruous combination of the West Coast Avengers fighting communist gorillas and giant insects, while also containing an extensive side-plot alleging that one of the female heroes is secretly a murderess of her rapist, the third Phantom Rider (Lincoln Slade), while said rapist's ghost hangs around and tries to torment her. To make matters more ridiculous, the whole thing is part of a plot on behalf of a rather mad Quicksilver, who wants to have the commies experiment on mutants in a bid to take over from his dad as King of Evil Mutants. I'm not sure how those goals connect, but alright…

At the conclusion of last issue, the Avengers' quinjet was blasted out of the sky by the forces of communist Hungary and they crash-landed in Latveria (because of course they did.) With how often people accidentally end up there or in Wakanda, you'd think these tiny countries were the size of Russia! Mockingbird (the alleged murderer) and her husband Hawkeye wake up lying on a luxurious bed, while Kristoff is watching them sleep. Actually, Hawkeye asks for five more minutes and turns around. Hah! Kristoff explains to Mockingbird that the Avengers invaded Latveria, so he could have had them shot - fortunately he is a civilized man, so he awaits an explanation. Mockingbird denies that this is some sort of invasion, but she can't really admit they were fleeing Hungary to avoid prosecution, so she clams up and declares she'll only give name, rank, and serial number.



Hawkeye finally wakes up properly and immediately goes to attack Kristoff, while Mockingbird warns him that he'll just be put back to sleep with gas - he should remember who he's attacking. Hawkeye replies that he knows perfectly well who he's facing - a nine year old child! Kristoff declares him a fool and blasts him for the indignity, declaring himself to be Doctor Doom! He alleges that they've been fed misinformation by the Fantastic Four - while he does indeed inhabit the body of Kristoff Vernard, as he once inhabited the body of Daredevil (back in Daredevil v1 #37-38), the man inside the armor remains Victor von Doom! The other Doom, he explains, is an impostor who stole his body!

When Mockingbird opines that Reed Richards disagrees with that assessment, Kristoff points out that Reed Richards disappeared from the public eye shortly after making that claim (which happened in Fantastic Four v1 #307, when he and Sue left the team and retreated to take care of their son.) Clearly, he's avoiding showing himself lest he draw the attention of the lunatic that stole the body of Doon, Hawkeye leaves the matter to the side for the moment, and asks what they're doing in this fancy room when they're allegedly prisoners for invading Latveria. Kristoff explains that through no fault of his own he is at war with the impostor Doom, who is trying to enlist allies in an insane plan to attack Latveria and remove him from the throne. In return, Kristoff is looking for his own allies to maintain that same throne.

He reveals that he's already aware the Avengers were fleeing Hungary - because he spoke with their Ministry of Defence while they were unconscious. Hungary has offered their support for Kristoff's reign if he returns the Avengers to their custody, but he has not yet agreed to those terms - because, frankly, he's rather have the Avengers as allies instead. He offers to free them all if they agree to return and help him on the day that war between the Dooms breaks out. He notes that it's sunset now - they'll have until midnight to make their decision. Mockingbird asks where the rest of the Avengers are, and Kristoff answers simply: 'Elsewhere.' He then walks out, and the door slams closed behind him, locking up the luxurious guest room with the two heroes inside.

Elsewhere turns out to be the dungeon of the castle, where the other West Coast Avengers are imprisoned in rather less luxurious ways. The walls of the prison are covered in an energy barrier that prevents the Vision from slipping through them, or breaking them down by turning himself more durable - he ran into the same problem in Hungary, earlier. He curses to himself that too many people are aware of his powers these days!



Scarlet Witch complains that at least they had to work at it to prevent Vision's powers from working - they simply bound up her hands, which prevents her from performing the necessary gestures to use her magic. Dr. Pym meanwhile is bound up in a device which will crush his skull if he were to shrink and expand anything, and Wonder Man is bound up in a device that saps his energy. This leaves the Wasp the most free of all - but there's nowhere she can slip out, even in her shrunken state. Gotta say, Kristoff is really channeling that 70's Doom vibe with these individualized contraptions...

Janet, the Wasp, comments that Doom is just too thorough - and then corrects herself by noting that she means Kristoff Vernard, as per Reed Richards' notes on the situation. She wonders when they'll meet the kid, and Pym suggests that before that happens, she should try to use her antennae. This is actually a recent power that was retconned into existence only a few issues before - apparently Pym implanted Janet with some special cells way back to give her the ability to contact insects, and he recently reactivated them since she no longer has a helmet which performs that function. She focuses and makes the cells in her forehead grow into antennae, but it's no use - there are no insects anywhere within her range. They've all been exterminated by Doom - ahem, by Kristoff.

Overhearing this last exchange, Kristoff arrives with a pair of classic servo-guards. I should note that in this issue, Kristoff looks a lot more skinny and childlike compared to his previous appearances - before, it was clear that he was meant to be regular-sized inside his exo-suit, but he comes off smaller here, especially compared to the hulking robots he's surrounded by. Kristoff enters and declares that Janet was right the first time, and warns them that while the doors are open now, an energy barrier still remains between them. He then announces that they well know that his word is his bond - and he promises that he will release them, if they help him defend his land.

The Scarlet Witch immediately declares she would never aid him, and Doom dryly points out she's done so before - back in Avengers v1 #156, when they all fought Attuma together! Scarlet Witch explain that they had different goals at the time, and besides that they turned against Doom as soon as Attuma was defeated, and he ran. 'And it wasn't you, anyway!' Pym adds. Kristoff impatiently explains that with Attuma defeated his purpose was complete, and he had no more reason to stay there - that's why he left! No other reason! And in any case, the defeat of the lunatic who stole his body is surely a benefit to everybody, so why don't they help out?



Wonder Man points out that defeating people like Doctor Doom is what the Avengers are all about. Pym notes that defeating one Doom while allowing another free rein is nuts - and besides, he's invested in finding out if his wife's alive! He's talking about his first wife, Maria Trovaya, who showed up in the Wasp's debut in Tales To Astonish #44 from 1963. She was a communist defector who was later executed by communists because the couple decided honeymooning in the USSR was a good idea. Scarlet Witch agrees, noting that all this is less important than figuring out what's going on with Maria and Quicksilver, and Vision throws his own vote with hers. Kristoff decides he'll leave them to ponder their decisions - until midnight, of course.

Elsewhere, the final two Avengers are trapped in yet another special chamber. They are Tigra and Moon Knight, both of which Doom has never seen before. It should be noted at this point that the conceit of Kristoff as a Doctor Doom from the dawn of his career has been dropped - Kristoff clearly has all the memories of Doom up until the present. I think it's a lost opportunity, but I suppose we'll have to deal with what we get. Much like a Doombot did against the X-Men a while back, Kristoff wants to study the strengths and weaknesses of these new superpowered beings.

When Tigra asks how he means to study them, Kristoff cries: 'every way imaginable!' and unleashes hell, with missiles, traps, lasers, and spiked prehensile tentacles emerging from everywhere to blast at them.



Kristoff actually ends up watching for more than an hour as the two heroes battle his traps, and his eyes glimmer with unholy satisfaction when he finally turns away and tells his servants to keep an eye on things and measure the ultimate endurance of the heroes. He leaves, vowing that he is master of all that he surveys - and that he shall remain so!

Meanwhile, back in their luxury hotel room, Mockingbird says that it's still several hours until midnight - what are they going to do? Hawkeye doesn't answer, staring out the window at the Moon. When Mockingbird asks why he's avoiding her, Hawkeye snaps and declares that she knows why - the ghost of Phantom Rider told them everything! She killed him! Mockingbird wonders if he also told her why, but Hawkeye doesn't care about her reasons - Avengers don't kill, ever! Mockingbird explains that she didn't actually kill him - she just let him die, Batman Begins style, because he drugged her and raped her! When Hawkeye points out that's not what he says, Mockingbird gets rather upset that he'd believe the rapist over his own wife, and Hawkeye says that he doesn't want to - but she hasn't been playing straight with him lately!

Mockingbird flies off the handle, declaring Hawkeye a big creep - she knew he was insensitive, but this is too damn much! Hawkeye yells back that what's too much is his wife refusing to trust him! And yes, it is true that she never told him exactly what happened. Mockingbird notes he's far too caught up in his Avengers thing to think straight, and Hawkeye proves it by snapping back that she can just leave the Avengers if she can't live by the rules.



That… was not even really the topic of discussion, was it? She notes she can get out of anything, including their marriage! They then both angrily declare they'll divorce the other first in some rather ghastly close-up shots. Nearby, the ghost of the dead rapist laughs his ass off, invisible to both of them but having the time of his life…

Down in the basement, Janet grows back to her normal size, saying she can't do much wasp-sized. 'That's for sure,' Pym comments, which gets under Janet's skin, but when Pym seems confused at her agitation, she admits she's just being touchy around him. When Pym tries to reach out, Janet turns away and declares: 'No, Hank. Divorce is divorce.' Oh Jesus, is everyone having relationship issues now?

The comic switches over to Tigra and Moon Knight, still fighting for their lives against Kristoff's gauntlet of traps. Tigra notes that she might have feline stamina - if that's a thing - but Moon Knight doesn't, so how is he holding up? Moon Knight replies that his body is growing weak, but not his spirit, so he has an idea. Whatever happens, he says, she should keep fighting! He then gets clobbered (or kloppered) over the head by a flying weapon, and is rendered unconscious.



Tigra muses that surely this wasn't what he had in mind, right? Nearby, a minion reports to Kristoff that Moon Knight went unconscious after 86 minutes and 20 seconds, but Tigra is still going. Doom's servant Boris receives the message and passes it along, while Kristoff is busy striking a classic Doctor Doom pose on a balcony of the castle.

Back with Moon Knight, the God Khonshu departs from his body, an Egyptian spirit of the Moon who walks through walls as if they aren't even there. He passes by some of Kristoff's servants who comment on how superb Tigra is, and stalks the halls of the castle. It seems Hawkeye drew Khonshu's interest a while back, and since then he'd been interested in experiencing more of this West Coast Avengers team. As such, he's been imposing himself on Moon Knights spirit to get some personal experience in. Later, when his needs are sated, he might let his host Marc Spector's own spirit return to his body - driven to madness, perhaps. Who knows? Madness does not faze the Moon…



Kristoff, meanwhile, is done with his parapet vigil, and announces that the helicopter carrying the Hungarian delegates he's expecting will soon land in preparation for the midnight meeting. His servant Boris - who is looking rather younger than normal - runs off to deal with that, while Kristoff heads back down the stairs towards the heroes. He soon runs into Khonshu, who immediately raises his staff and declares that Kristoff must release the Avengers or face his awesome fury! The would-be-Doom angrily tries to punch the ghostly being for daring to threaten him, but stumbles as he passes straight through its body. He demands to know what manner of creature Khonshu is, who declares he is a god! Kristoff replies that he's fought gods before (or Doom has, at any rate) but this could just be a deception…

In response, Khonshu suggests that each of them could confirm their identity through the user of their powers - and he intends to use his to free the Avengers. Kristoff somehow surmises that the God before him resides in the body of Moon Knight - possibly because of the shared Moon theme - and asks if Khonshu will ensure that the Avengers help him defend Latveria if he lets them go. Khonshu warns 'Doom' that those who displease him receive the strictest judgment, and Kristoff is so relieved that somebody, anybody, finally recognizes him as Doctor Doom that he immediately decides to comply with the spirit's demands.



He stresses that Khonshu has earned this right compliance - for Doom bends to no one's will. No one's! He then pushes a button to free the Avengers from their various bonds, and tells Khonshu never to return to the Domain of Doom after today, before stalking off to deal with the Hungarians.

Shortly after, we see Kristoff back in his throne room, where he compliments Boris on his good work and commands some servo-guards to positions themselves in the soundproof bunkers that are hidden behind the walls. The negotiations with the Hungarian representative are not meant for their ears - but their weapons must be at hand in case they are necessary! To Kristoff's surprise, the Hungarians have actually sent the mutant Quicksilver to represent them. Pietro is confused, since he came to deal with Doctor Doom, not some pretender. He suddenly recognizes Kristoff's voice from back when they were locked side by side in the base of the Fantastic Four building. Kristoff reminds Quicksilver that he called him an 'obnoxious child' at the time, and he has not forgotten that slight - he promised that Quicksilver had written his own death warrant with that comment, and he means to come through on that promise. All that happened, by the way, in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it cameo in Fantastic Four v1 #305.



Quicksilver immediately rushes off before Kristoff can follow his words with actions, but the doors slam closed before he can get to them. As servo-guards pour into the room and start firing at him, Pietro runs up the walls to dodge their shots. A smiling Kristoff hits a button on his throne that activates hidden blasters that freeze his muscles, which causes him to head straight ahead and smack head-first into the nearest wall with a 'Crunk!'



Kristoff walks over to the unconscious man, musing that Pietro's pitiful mind cannot imagine the horror of being trapped in a child's body, the worst of which is the diminishment of his ability to demand respect. Lesser men (or as this comic aptly writes it: 'lesser me') would go mad at such a prospect - but not Doom! He then starts to violently strangle Pietro while declaring himself Doom, shouting that he gave his word that Quicksilver would die for his disrespect, so that's what will happen!



At that point the Scarlet Witch and Vision break through the walls, having freed themselves rather quicker than Kristoff imagined. Kristoff declares that being set free doesn't give them license to oppose him, but Vision responds that nobody needs a license to oppose murder! Wanda only has eyes for her brother, who's still out cold. Kristoff points out that they're in Latveria, where the law is created at his discretion, including the law about murder. He runs towards his throne to activate another trap, but Vision catches up with him before he can get there. Kristoff calls for guards, but none appear. It seems they've already been taken down by those missing allies, including Tigra and Moon Knight.

Quicksilver wakes up from his stupor and immediately rushes away from the gathered heroes, declaring that they'll never lay a hand on him. He then points at Kristoff and notes that there stands a would-be murderer, even if he is but a nine year old child!



Kristoff declares they know better than to assault him, and after a momentary staring contest, Quicksilver flees. Kristoff tells the Avengers that the business of the evening is finished - they should go. Actually, to speed their departure, he'll even give them a ship to return to America! Wonder Man notes they still have business in Hungary, so they'll take that ship there instead. As they leave, Kristoff muses that the Avengers leave with a god among them, though they don't even know! Incongruously, he also wonders why Hawkeye and Mockingbird are walking so far apart. I guess Kristoff likes the gossip column?

Rating & Comments



I'm beginning to think I should replace that warning at the top of these posts with just 'This is an Englehart comic' - what's his deal with making every relationship a trainwreck and adding rape to every woman's backstory, exactly? I checked, and Englehart did indeed write the issue of West Coast Avengers where the Phantom Rider's rape took place - and his death through inaction on Mockingbird's part. I know it's not really the focus of this issue as a whole, but the break-up of Mockingbird and Hawkeye over this event is definitely the most consequential event of this comic, and is hard to ignore.

Yes, Mockingbird kept silent about what happened, including being raped, so it's somewhat understandable to see where Hawkeye is coming from - but at the same time it's hard not to judge him a little for not even really listening to his wife's explanations of what happened before coming to a conclusion. Worse still is framing it all as relating to the Avengers' license against killing somehow - it's like Hawkeye considers the rule against killing to be more important than anything else, including any justifications for such an action, or even the fact that his wife might have been raped. That leaves a rather bad taste in my mouth…

Leaving the elephant in its room for a moment, the rest of the issue is stock and predictable for the most part - Kristoff leaves the various heroes with an ultimatum, and uses 1960's style themed traps to hold them all captive, which is a neat throwback and fits better with 'early career Doom' than the clearly fully informed one they're establishing him to be through his knowledge. Maybe he just read up on his other self's exploits rather than upload the rest of his memories? In any case, it's slightly puzzling that the real Doom flew off the handle recently and took hostages for the sake of it like Doom around his debut, while Kristoff is the more diplomatic for the most part and pulls a 'you all should just leave already' towards the end while pretending to have come out on top like Doom tends to do in more recent appearances. Did the writers just forget which way around their personalities should be…?

There is a certain amount of glee in realizing that the reason the heroes got out in this issue - beyond Kristoff having no particular interest in taking them down for real - is that Khonshu buttered Kristoff up by calling him 'Doom.' It seems the kid is getting extremely irate with everyone treating him like a child, and the mere hint that someone might actually believe him when he says he's the real Doom is enough to get him to agree to nearly anything. I noticed, by the way, that Kristoff might have the memories of Doom, but he doesn't seem as capable - I don't think the real Doom would have stumbled and fallen to the ground after trying to grab a ghost, for example. I'm also not sure why he's so shocked at an intangible Khonshu when he has Vision captive right downstairs!

My favorite scene, without much doubt, is Kristoff's final confrontation with Quicksilver. A face-off seemed inevitable after they traded barbs while captive, even if those scenes were brief and more like cameos than anything at the time. Here we see Kristoff effortlessly take the mutant down by using the tricks built into his castle, and it's satisfying to see the villain get his comeuppance. Interestingly, this face-off is not without consequences - in Fantastic Four v1 Annual #21, as a result of this confrontation, Quicksilver elects to contact the real Doom with information about the forthcoming plans of the Fantastic Four in a bid to help him against the pretender to his throne...

I have to admit that this issue left me rather cold. Aside from the latest of Englehart's awful takes on sensitive topics, the Avengers basically spend the entire issue spinning their wheels, and Khonshu ends up ensuring their victory only because Kristoff really wasn't that invested anyway. The Quicksilver scene is marginally more entertaining, but by itself it doesn't really lift the issue off the lackluster bottom rung. The entire issue is basically wasting time, with the only important bit - the breakup - being so unrelated it could have taken place literally anywhere. I'm dumping this down from three to two stars for those reasons. Good to see what Kristoff is up to, but let's get back to the genuine article.

Best Panel(s) of the Issue



I quite appreciate this shot of Kristoff doing a Doom pose at the parapets, though I'm not sure about that Boris design...

Most Gloriously Villainous Kristoff Quotes

"Fortunately, I am a civilized man, and have not - yet - had you shot!"

"Master. That I am, of all I survey! And that I shall REMAIN!"

"'DOOM,' you said! You know me to be Doom! For that reason alone you have earned my compliance, spirit! For know this: Doom bends to no one's will! No one's!"

"I am Doctor Doom! My word is my bond, mutant! I gave my word that you would die - SO YOU WILL DIE!"

Kristoff's Bad Hair Day



First, what the hell is up with Khonshu's mouth in this panel?



Secondly, what is up with these uncomfortable close-ups? Do we need to count their nose-hairs or something? Ugh.

Comic Trivia

Eventually, in 2016, the whole rape situation with Mockingbird would be retconned in the final issue of her solo series, Mockingbird #8. We get a flashback to the situation when it comes up in marriage counselling between a (once again married) Mockingbird and Hawkeye, which is a lot more civilized than what we saw in this issue. Hawkeye accuses her of negligent homicide, and Mockingbird points out that the man didn't actually die - he's the Phantom Rider for a reason. He's a ghost, he can't die again!


Relevant panels of the death of Lincoln Slade.

Later, Mockingbird meets up with the spirit of Lincoln Slade, and they discuss their history. There, Mockingbird says that Hawkeye didn't divorce her because he thought she'd murdered Slade - he divorced her because she cheated on him! She explains that Hawkeye might have told himself that she'd been drugged, that he'd forced himself on her, but he'd never really believed it. He knew she was too headstrong for something like that - they're a lot alike in that way. So, yeah. The whole thing is rewritten so it was now a consensual, if regretted relationship, and there was no rape involved at all. Instead, Mockingbird now cheated on her husband instead with a random ghost cowboy she met while time-traveling. Think of this particular… decision… what you want.
 
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Yeah, I don't know of anyone who was on Hawkeye's side there, and nobody likes Chelsea Cain's retcon.

Although, in Clint's defense, given his history, having the woman he loves lie to him is something of a sore spot.
 
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