You are Betty "Dr." Director and you absolutely love this Book.
It didn't look like much at first. Just a plain, old red book with a weird golden hand on the front. You had first seen it when you met Heinz Doofenshmirtz at the beginning of your assignment. You had thought it was a joke at first: a man with angular features straight out of a villain movie claiming he knew the future because it was written in his magic book? The man was obviously either insane or a con, and you and GJ had much better things to do than listen to his rambling.
Then you went on a mission with the man and lost your eye because you didn't trust him. So you wisely shut up about his knowledge.
(The most shocking thing was that he never held your skepticism and obvious disrespect against you. Part of that was because he wasn't that type of man and the other part was that it was "par for the course" for him. When you asked for clarification, he sang you a song about his mother's love being inexplicably linked to kickball and somehow got Love Händel to play for his flashback. You don't know how he managed that and you continue to be too scared to ask.)
The advantages and knowledge of the Book became clear after the next several months of knowing the man. The ideas Doof was able to pull from the inventions (particularly the evil ones) were truly inspiring. Plus, Doof proved himself quite the strategist as he was able to come up with several plans on how to deal with several problems before they became a threat.
But this? This knocked it out of the park.
When it became clear that Judge Doom was only hours away from gaining power, Doof quickly leafed through the Book, searching for something that would get the pair to LA quicker than a train or plane. He immediately found the solution: Future Doof's Trip-to-the-Desert-inator. With a few alterations to the schematics, it quickly became the Trip-to-LA-inator. A quick blast from that ray and the pair of you were off.
However, he did something before you both left that… honestly left you speechless. You had tried to read the Book of Doofenshmirtz on your own before (it had been orders from the top), and all you had seen was blank pages. Apparently, the Book was enchanted so only Heinz could read it. However, before you left, he took you aside, placed your right hand on the cover of the Book, and said "Betty Director, I deem you worthy of my secrets."
The Book had glowed briefly before returning to normal. Upon opening the Book, the pages that had been blank to you were now filled with writing and drawings of various inventions and people. You looked back at the man in shock. "Why?" you couldn't help but ask.
Heinz simply smiled. "Betty, you've been a wonderful friend and companion to me since… well," he chuckles, gesturing to his eye, but then his face falls and he becomes serious. "And where we're going? With whom we're facing? We're going to need all the help we can get. Which means I can't be the only one who knows what's coming." He grasped Betty by the arms and gave her a sincere grin. "Besides, I trust you. We can do this."
Your heart fluttered.
You cleared your throat and shyly looked at the agent in front of you. "I… thank you, Heinz," you said. "I won't forget this. And I won't let you down."
He chuckled. "You're my friend, Betty. I doubt you ever will." He straightened the lab coat he wore over his suit for whatever reason. "Now, then. Read up on what you can. We'll be leaving once I finish with the inator."
You had nodded and sat down to read, only to find very familiar words.
"It all began on the day of my actual birth. Both of my parents failed to show up…"
…it would probably be safe to skim this. Doof had told you his various backstories already-
Hello. What have we here? This definitely wasn't Heinz's handwriting…
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Learning Action: Prepare for Quest
Critical Success
For the rest of the quest, the bonuses of the Book of Doofenshmirtz apply to both Betty and Doof.
No Intrigue checks are required to discover the identity of the plot's major players or Doom's master plan.
Other benefits will be revealed after the quest.
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When you teleport into LA, you land immediately in a dark movie lot. By this point, it was night time and all the stars and workers have gone home. The place looks absolutely deserted.
But if the Book was right, this would be the place that R.K. Maroon joined Marvin Acme in the afterlife to cover up Doom's involvement in Acme's murder. All you had to do was catch the assassin in the act, saving Maroon and quite possibly Valiant.
Heinz brushes himself off, lab coat long gone, and looked up at the sign. "Maroon Pictures," he affirms. "Good, wasn't sure if that coordinate system I hooked to the inator was accurate. Those things tend to blow up on me." He then looks around. "Now, two important things: where's Maroon and where's Valiant?"
The sound of a car coming quickly alerts you both. You take Heinz by the hand and drag him over to a nearby warehouse, hiding inside with the door propped open. The two of you slowly peak out.
There, driving up, is a small, blue car. Looked like a Volkswagon Beetle, but you can't see the logo in the dark. It pulls to a stop in front of one of the offices.
"Let's forget it, there's nobody here!" a high-pitched voice nervously squeaks.
"Is that it, or are you scared?" grumbles a deeper voice.
"P-P-P-Please! Me, scared? Don't be ridiculous!" the first voice assures, only to ruin it by audibly chattering his teeth. The doors open to admit a short-ish man in a trench coat, fedora, suspenders, and a collared shirt and tie. His appearance practically screams private detective.
"Eddie Valiant," you whisper. You look at the Toon that also exited the car, a bipedal rabbit with bright red overalls and a polka-dot bow tie. "Which makes that Toon…"
"Roger Rabbit, currently wanted for murder," Heinz whispers as the two begin to plan. It seems Valiant is convinced Maroon is behind Acme's murder, and plans to confront him by pretending to have the will. He leaves Roger with the car and heads up the stairs, telling him to keep an eye out. Even after he's gone, Roger continues to make grandiose promises of keeping his watch, making it easy for you to slip by. However, as you approach the stairs…
WHAM
You both wheel to see Jessica Rabbit standing over the konked out form of her husband, frying pan clutched in her fist. It doesn't seem like she sees you, but that could quickly change.
You look at Heinz, who already has a cute smirk on his face that says he has a plan.
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What do you do?
[ ] Continue Following Valiant
You came here for Valiant and to catch the attempted murderer of Maroon. Roger will be fine as long as you can get the evidence to aquit him of the murder charges.
[ ] Confront Jessica Rabbit
Although you're positive Jessica doesn't mean Roger any harm, any Toon drawn that shamelessly can't be up to anything not shady. If you want to save Roger as well as the other two, you need to make sure he's safe.
[ ] Split the Party
Both? Both? Both? Both! Both? Both. Both. Both. Both is good.
-[ ] Send Betty ahead to find Valiant and leave Doof to confront Jessica
-[ ] Send Doof ahead to find Valiant and leave Betty to confront Jessica
