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♦ Topic: A New Cape in Town (NSFW Warning)
In: Boards ► News ► Events ► America ► Brockton Bay
Brocktonite03 (Original Poster) (Veteran Member)
Posted On Mar 23rd 2011:
As the unofficial representative of representative of my fellow Brocktonites, I can safely say we have seen some shit. Some good, some bad, and some just plain weird.
This, however? This takes the cake. Had to argue with the mods a lot just to post this because, well, NSFW warnings. Just look at the attachment.
Link.
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►ArchmageEin
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
In the immortal words of Earth Aleph's George Takei,
"Ooooooh myyyyy"
►AverageAlexandros (Cape Husband)
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Holy shit. Is-is this safe to look at?
►Deadman
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Whoo mama! Baby, where have you been all my life?
►Specific_Protagonist
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Oh that is SO not fair! She should not have hips that look THAT good!
►GstringGirl
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Well, I see why this is NSFW. Hair being a superpower is a new one aright and-
HOLY SHIT DID SHE JUST MAKE A DINOSAUR FROM HER HAIR?!
►Brilliger (Moderator: Protectorate Main)
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
My mama has a saying. Don't fuck with a witch.
I'm starting to see why.
►Groupies
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
LOL Poor Hookwolf. First that Rodin guy, and now the bombshell.
►Bagrat (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
It took me a while, but I finally recognized where la senorita is from.
There's been a lot of talk about this crazy hot and dangerous unmasked cape that's been having fun in Italy for a while now. She looks a little different on account of having shorter hair (evidently getting a haircut does nothing to weaken her power). Someone actually managed to interview her after a scrap with the italian mob.
Thanks to Tony Redgrave for translating the article.
Link here for the article. For the TLDR version, I've got you covered.
"My name is Bayonetta. As for why I don't wear a mask, I'm quite picky about what I wear in the bedroom. I don't really need to explain how my powers work, darling. I just gave you a show, after all. And as to why I'm here in Italy... Well, I'm taking a small break from my day job at the moment and taking my own advice. I had quite a long talk with a certain bar owner about taking a vacation, you see."
►GstringGirl
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Waitwaitwait, you mean her clothes are her HAIR?
Does-does that mean she's walking around buck naked the whole time?!
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►Brocktonite03 (Original Poster) (Veteran Member)
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Why does it not surprise me that the bar owner she mentioned is also the coolest bar owner in my city? Seriously, you have got to pay a visit to the Gates of Hell. Rodin takes no shit from anyone and beats the ever loving hell out of any gangs who try to take the piss out of him. I think I speak for everyone here how awesome it was to see him manhandle Hookwolf and Kaiser, motherfucking KAISER, had to step in and make everyone back down.
►Whitecollar (Cape Wife)
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
You think they're a couple? If so, I need to ask this Bayonetta how good Rodin is in bed.
►Answer Key
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Hey now. Let's keep this clean.
►White Fairy (Veteran Member)
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Clean? Bah! This is the internet! Nothing is sacred, especially the Brockton forums!
...speaking of which, given the topic, I could've sworn this be the sort of stuff VoidCowboy would be all over.
►BadSamurai
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Now that you mention it, where is Void? I know we all have lives outside the internet, but I see him pretty much everywhere everyday in the Brockton and Boston forums.
►WhedonRipperFan
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Are we really complaining? Good riddance, I say.
►Answer Key
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Actually, and take this with a grain of salt, there's a rumor Void was caught up in that whole bio-tinker monster attack a couple of days ago.
►WhedonRipperFan
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
No shit, really? Well, now I feel bad. Assuming it's legit.
Now that you bring that up, doesn't Vergil frequent the Gates of Hell?
►AllSeeingEye
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
I think so. A lot of people see her coming and going with that indie cape. Gemini, I think her name is? I've also been hearing that Antares has been seen visiting the bar too.
►Good Ship Morpheus
Replied On Mar 23rd 2011:
Wards gone wild LOL
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►Bayonetta (Verified Cape) (Verified Bombshell)
Replied On Mar 25th 2011:
Well, well. I see people have been talking about me.
►Antares (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Mar 25th 2011:
I see you found PHO.
Word of warning, girlfriend, this place is full of degenerates.
►Bayonetta (Verified Cape) (Verified Bombshell)
Replied On Mar 25th 2011:
So long as they keep their hands to themselves.
►Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Mar 25th 2011:
Holy shit, woman! What the hell do you EAT to get that tall?!
►Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Mar 25th 2011:
Feeling jealous, Vista?
►Vista (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied On Mar 25th 2011:
Fuck off, Clock!
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