Deadpool did a neat little flip over the edge of the cliff onto solid ground and started walking up to the fire pit. He didn't sneak, he didn't charge, he didn't do one of the silly walks from that one Monty Python sketch. He just walked up like he was just a regular Joe on the street and let me tell you, he owned it. He was so casual that the bad guys didn't even notice him until he was in the middle of them.
"¡Hola!"
The four of the dudes fell over backwards in surprise as they finally realized Deadpool was standing in front of them, except for the big guy. He tried to pull out his gun out but Deadpool slapped his hand away.
"Soy la piscina de la muerte."
The midget recovered the quickest and charged at Deadpool with his buzz-axe raised. Deadpool stepped to the side and tripped the little psycho making him fall into the fire. Deadpool pushed his foot down on the back of the midget's head, keeping him from getting up. Deadpool keep talking, speaking slightly louder so that he'd be heard over the midget's muffled screams.
"Al otro lado del universo Marvel Sé que el Merc con la boca y el Regenerador degenerado!"
The three regular mooks recovered next and reached for their guns. Deadpool was faster and drew his D. Eagles.
"Pero usted..."
Deadpool shot the first dude in the head.
"...puede llamarme..."
And the second.
"...nada!"
And the third all dead center in the middle of the four head and in the span of a few seconds.
"Debido a que estás muerto!"
Deadpool spun around back to the big guy, shoved the barrel of a gun an inch from his face and pulled the trigger. Only to watch as the bullet was deflected by an energy shield that shimmered for a second before settling back to invisibility.
"Aw, galletas mierda."
The nomad grabbed Deadpool by the arm and throw him across the plateau. Deadpool landed roughly and rolled with the momentum before coming to a stop less than an inch from the edge. He rose unsteadily to his knees in time to find that the big jackass had gotten up off his seat and grabbed his gun.
"He has an energy shield. I don't have an energy shield. This is so unfair! Hey, voices! Got any more bright ideas?"
[] Just shoot him with the pistols. The shield has to give at some point right?
[] Go with the Katanas. Maybe it's like Dune and slower moving objects can get through.
[] Fuck it. RPG the dumbass.
Spanish translation provided by google translate. If it's wrong don't bother correcting it. It's funnier that way.
