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Deadpool Kills the Multiverse

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[:V] The craziest vote.

[x] Use an RPG to launch yourself in the direction where the tires are going.
 
[x] Use an RPG to launch yourself in the direction where the tires are going.

If you see an orange robot that looks like a box with arms riding a unicycle, shoot it. Kill it before it speaks.
 
He may be clumsy and annoying at times, but...

...Well, a lot of times.
 
[X] No signs of civilisation? Clearly, you must resort to eating your own limbs to survive!
 
[x] Lick each trail and compare their tastes.

I feel like Deadpool needs to end up on the train somehow so he can be one of the Vault Hunters, but lets see what happens. And I doubt Wade will mind Claptrap much.

My personal opinion is to not shoot the robot, but you do you.
 
Can I get a tally? Also, does anyone know how many years passed in between borderlands 1 and 2? Or is an exact number never mentioned.
 
RexHeller said:
I dunno. Could you run the tally program for me?
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[x] lick each trail and compare their tastes.
No. of Votes: 4

[X] Use an RPG to launch yourself in the direction where the tires are going.
No. of Votes: 3

[X] Follow the tire tracks.
No. of Votes: 1

[X] Follow the footprints.
No. of Votes: 1

[X] No signs of civilisation? Clearly, you must resort to eating your own limbs to survive!
No. of Votes: 1

Total No. of Voters: 10


Apparently they did.
 
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Taste Testing
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    • There was a series of clicks as Deadpool's legs unbroke themselves. "Mmmm, much better." Deadpool said as he rose to his feet.

    And then immediately dropped back down to his hands and knees. "Right! Let's see if we can learn some more about my options here. After all: Knowing Is Half The Battle." He said, pulling off his mask. He crawled over to the first set of track, the footprints, and took a big long lick of the inside of the print. "And it tastes like…. Dirt. Who woulda guessed?"

    Deadpool scuttled over to the tire tracks and repeated the action. "More dirt." He said before moving on to the paw prints. He licked those as well. "These taste like dirt too." He smacked his lips. "With an undercurrent of vomit. Lovely"

    Deadpool stood up and pulled his mask back on. "Well that told me pretty much nothing. Now what?"

    [] Follow the tire tracks.
    [] Follow the footprints.
    [] Follow the paw prints.
    [] Wander randomly.
    [] Something else? (write in)

    What were you expecting to happen?
     
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    • [x] Follow the paw prints.

    Obviously the direction with the addition flavor is the correct one!
     
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