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Deadpool Kills the Multiverse

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RexHeller said:
"Well It's usually what ever part of me has the most mass left. If I'm cut in half horizontally the my upper half grows a new bottom half. If I'm cut in half vertically then my right half grows a new left half. If you thinking that parts of me get that get cut off grow their own bodies then you want Lobo over at DC. Of course there are apparently two of them running around and one of them's a bishonen bitch now or something. Who knows what's going on in the new52 any more? It's all shit anyway. The more you know!"
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What if you built a new you out of bits cut off of the old you? Like building a new ship of Theseus and the original one regenerates all the planks you steal from it?

Come on, gotta have a way to get Dead2ool.
 
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Random832 said:
What if you built a new you out of bits cut off of the old you? Like building a new ship of Theseus and the original one regenerates all the planks you steal from it?

Come on, gotta have a way to get Dead2ool.
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"That actually happened once in my comic! Some crazy stalker nurse collected a bunch of my severed parts and stuck them all in a garbage bag and threw them in a freezer. The parts healed into a mishmash of Deadpool with to left arms and a backwards head. It would'a been pretty cool if he hadn't been totally crazy in the bad way and not the good way. He took some kids hostage (Okay, he tricked me into taking a kid hostage. Or something. I don't really remember that comic that great.) and then I had to kill him permanently. Fun times, except not."
 
[x] Stick arm out, spin, stop yourself from falling and then follow the closest tracks to the direction you point.
 
[x] Stick arm out, spin, stop yourself from falling and then follow the closest tracks to the direction you point.
 
[x] Stick arm out, spin, stop yourself from falling and then follow the closest tracks to the direction you point.

Hey, randomness helped you find carnage, so surely it will help you find something important here!
 
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[x] Stick arm out, spin, stop yourself from falling and then follow the closest tracks to the direction you point.

Spin the Bottle is a fun game, and I'm sure Spin the Deadpool will be even more amusing! :)
 
Ahem
Its "Pull the lever Cronk!" Please quote people correctly Your Deadpooliness.

[X] Follow your heart, pull em out and throw it then chase after it.a
 
[X] Follow the tire tracks.
[X] While running and screaming for no reason.
 
[x] Follow the tire tracks.

I'm betting all those Vault Hunters are having fun and getting hundreds of different guns while you're just standing here.
 
Hey Deadpool, I think I know a gun that would be just perfect for you, it's called the Unkempt Harold, and it shoots either one or two bullets that each split into 6 upon reaching a certain distance. The bullets are also explosive, and it is a very powerful gun all by itself. So what do you say Deadpool, do you want this awesome explosive pistol shotgun?
 
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Getting the energy shield called "The Bee" would be really nice too. While it's fully charged, your attacks become much stronger.
 
How about grenades and rocket launchers? Which ones do you recommend for Deadpool?
 
Well this is going to be fun. Good luck pool, stab someone in the gonads for me.
 
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Failbird105 said:
Hey, randomness helped you find carnage, so surely it will help you find something important here!
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"That only worked because we were on the same wavelength. What are the chances there's some one as crazy as me on this planet?"
NSMS said:
Spin the Bottle is a fun game, and I'm sure Spin the Deadpool will be even more amusing! :)
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"I like the way you think. Which is good because you're part of my thought process."
WanderingEye said:
Ahem
Its "Pull the lever Cronk!" Please quote people correctly Your Deadpooliness.
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"Do you have any idea how hard it is to spell while you talk?! And "Trigger" instead of level was on purpose. It's called paraphrasing, look it up."
BBBence1111 said:
I'm betting all those Vault Hunters are having fun and getting hundreds of different guns while you're just standing here.
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"As I said earlier, interesting things only happen when the protag's around. See my name in the title? That means I'm the protag and NO ONE ELSE!"
Lordsservent said:
Hey Deadpool, I think I know a gun that would be just perfect for you, it's called the Unkempt Harold, and it shoots either one or two bullets that each split into 6 upon reaching a certain distance. The bullets are also explosive, and it is a very powerful gun all by itself. So what do you say Deadpool, do you want this awesome explosive pistol shotgun?
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Deadpool starts drooling. It starts staining his mask and gets really gross.
glitchrrr36 said:
Well this is going to be fun. Good luck pool, stab someone in the gonads for me.
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"Consider it done!"
 
[x] Stick arm out, spin, stop yourself from falling and then follow the closest tracks to the direction you point.
It's time to do the thing! Are you ready to do the thing? Because if you aren't TOO BAD, WE'RE DOING IT ANYWAY! TO ADVENTURE YOUR GREAT POOLNESS! AWAAAAY!
 
RexHeller said:
"That only worked because we were on the same wavelength. What are the chances there's some one as crazy as me on this planet?"
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100%. Now, the chances that there are two people as crazy as you, that's up for discussion. Probably higher than you think, though.

RexHeller said:
"As I said earlier, interesting things only happen when the protag's around. See my name in the title? That means I'm the protag and NO ONE ELSE!"
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How do you know the multiverse isn't the protagonist?
 
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