RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
"I SAID GIMME A MINUTE!"
Deadpool Kills the Multiverse
- Thread starter RexHeller
- Start date
Can't walk and think at the same time?
LostDeviljho
Flame Dragon Princess
- Location
- The glorious Pacific Northwest
- Pronouns
- Any
Time is relative, and my watch say you said that relatively about two hours ago.
RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
"Walk and talk, yes. Think and anything else? No."
"Well how 'bout, mister fancy pants has a watch. Tell me, does it have nap time on it?"
LostDeviljho
Flame Dragon Princess
- Location
- The glorious Pacific Northwest
- Pronouns
- Any
Well, there's a button that says naptime, but all that does is squirt sleeping gas.
RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
"I want that watch."
BBBence1111
Harbinger of Bad Luck
- Location
- Magyarország
Sure. We'll just have to remember to ask Q once we get to England.
Edit: Damn the person who invented this idiotic autocorrect...
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cupcakeviolater
Verified Cupcake
- Location
- USA
OOOHH! Can we go there? It would be amazing! We would totally be the best spies! "My name is Pool. Deadpool." And then we pull out our guns and shoot them in the face!
LostDeviljho
Flame Dragon Princess
- Location
- The glorious Pacific Northwest
- Pronouns
- Any
Vote Tally : Deadpool Kills the Multiverse | Page 5 | Sufficient Velocity
##### NetTally 1.5.11
[x] Stick arm out, spin, stop yourself from falling and then follow the closest tracks to the direction you point.
No. of Votes: 5
[x] Follow the paw prints.
No. of Votes: 2
[X] Use an RPG to launch yourself in the direction where the tires are going.
No. of Votes: 2
[x] Follow the tire tracks.
No. of Votes: 2
[X] Use an RPG to launch yourself in the direction where the paw prints are going.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Follow your heart, pull em out and throw it then chase after it.a
No. of Votes: 1
[x] Follow the tire tracks.
-[x] While dancing.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Lick the trails again to see if anythings changed.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Follow the tire tracks.
[X] While running and screaming for no reason.
No. of Votes: 1
Total No. of Voters: 16
##### NetTally 1.5.11
[x] Stick arm out, spin, stop yourself from falling and then follow the closest tracks to the direction you point.
No. of Votes: 5
[x] Follow the paw prints.
No. of Votes: 2
[X] Use an RPG to launch yourself in the direction where the tires are going.
No. of Votes: 2
[x] Follow the tire tracks.
No. of Votes: 2
[X] Use an RPG to launch yourself in the direction where the paw prints are going.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Follow your heart, pull em out and throw it then chase after it.a
No. of Votes: 1
[x] Follow the tire tracks.
-[x] While dancing.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Lick the trails again to see if anythings changed.
No. of Votes: 1
[X] Follow the tire tracks.
[X] While running and screaming for no reason.
No. of Votes: 1
Total No. of Voters: 16
RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
Path picked
RexHeller
Title Incoming. Please Hold.
- Location
- Somewhere else.
"Right, welp. Nothing else for it. RNG Gods! Tell me where to go!" Deadpool (almost typed Daredevil for some reason) covered his eyes with one hand and pointed straight ahead with the other. Then he began to spin. He spun and he spun! He spun in the sun, he spun for fun! He- "SPIN TO WIN!" -spun 'till he won.
He spun until he got so dizzy he collapsed and almost puked in his mask. Finally he opened his eyes and found that he had fallen right on top the foot prints. "Hope this has something good at the end of it." He said as he got up, brushed himself off and started following the selected trail.
An hour later just as Deadpool had begun to get bored her arrived at the end of the trail. His destination was a rope ladder that ran up the cliff face of a mesa standing all on it's lonesome in the middle of a large swath of flat wasteland. Deadpool could see Smoke rising from the top. "Must be some sort of camp up there. Fantastic sight lines and easily dependable position with a single access point. I wonder if there are any of these guns I've been told so much about up there?"
One long ladder climb later and Deadpool was peaking his little red-clad head over the edge of the Mesa. He saw that he was right in his estimation: there was indeed a small camp and they did indeed have guns. There were five guys grouped around a small campfire, roasting marshmallow and small-mammal shishkebabs. Three of them where generic badguys in Deadpool mind: Leather outfits, full face masks, a tasteful amount straps and pouches (Not like Cable back in the nineties, that was just excessive) and guns nearby. Of the other two, one was clearly the leader. Taller and thicker than the rest of them, he wore a heavy coat that went down to his knees and had metal doodads all over. The coat had a ridiculously big collar and it worked with the bigass hat the dude wore to hide his face. However, Deadpool's attention was all on the last of the five.
"Holy shit!" Deadpool whisper-yelled to himself. "That midget is fucking ripped!"
Indeed the fifth man, if you could call him that, of the the group was both tiny, no more than 2 feet tall, and heavily muscled. All he wore was a mask and a pair of pants, no shirt. He was also probably insane. Instead of sitting and roasting kebabs on the fire like his fellows he ran in circles around the fire pit, screaming random words and noises and waving some sort of axe about until the big guy backhanded him out of the circle with little more than a "fucking midgets." Shorty lay on the ground for a few seconds, stunned, before hopping right back up and running around the circle again, starting the cycle over. Deadpool laughed at their antics while he came up with a genius plan.
[] Full assault.
[] Stealthy sneaky.
[] Fuck it. Leave.
He spun until he got so dizzy he collapsed and almost puked in his mask. Finally he opened his eyes and found that he had fallen right on top the foot prints. "Hope this has something good at the end of it." He said as he got up, brushed himself off and started following the selected trail.
An hour later just as Deadpool had begun to get bored her arrived at the end of the trail. His destination was a rope ladder that ran up the cliff face of a mesa standing all on it's lonesome in the middle of a large swath of flat wasteland. Deadpool could see Smoke rising from the top. "Must be some sort of camp up there. Fantastic sight lines and easily dependable position with a single access point. I wonder if there are any of these guns I've been told so much about up there?"
One long ladder climb later and Deadpool was peaking his little red-clad head over the edge of the Mesa. He saw that he was right in his estimation: there was indeed a small camp and they did indeed have guns. There were five guys grouped around a small campfire, roasting marshmallow and small-mammal shishkebabs. Three of them where generic badguys in Deadpool mind: Leather outfits, full face masks, a tasteful amount straps and pouches (Not like Cable back in the nineties, that was just excessive) and guns nearby. Of the other two, one was clearly the leader. Taller and thicker than the rest of them, he wore a heavy coat that went down to his knees and had metal doodads all over. The coat had a ridiculously big collar and it worked with the bigass hat the dude wore to hide his face. However, Deadpool's attention was all on the last of the five.
"Holy shit!" Deadpool whisper-yelled to himself. "That midget is fucking ripped!"
Indeed the fifth man, if you could call him that, of the the group was both tiny, no more than 2 feet tall, and heavily muscled. All he wore was a mask and a pair of pants, no shirt. He was also probably insane. Instead of sitting and roasting kebabs on the fire like his fellows he ran in circles around the fire pit, screaming random words and noises and waving some sort of axe about until the big guy backhanded him out of the circle with little more than a "fucking midgets." Shorty lay on the ground for a few seconds, stunned, before hopping right back up and running around the circle again, starting the cycle over. Deadpool laughed at their antics while he came up with a genius plan.
[] Full assault.
[] Stealthy sneaky.
[] Fuck it. Leave.
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LostDeviljho
Flame Dragon Princess
- Location
- The glorious Pacific Northwest
- Pronouns
- Any
Got
Nineties
[X] Stealthy sneaky.
Duh nuh nuh, duh nuh nuh, naa na. *mission impossible theme*
BBBence1111
Harbinger of Bad Luck
- Location
- Magyarország
[X] Stealthy sneaky.
These guys don't seem too dangeorus. Just watch out for any buildings or tents.
These guys don't seem too dangeorus. Just watch out for any buildings or tents.
BerserkerZeroOne
(Unexploded Supernova)
- Location
- On your left!
[o] Full assault. No way, that's too obvious.
[x] Stealthy sneaky. Mission Impossible Theme: Standard.
Metal Gear Solid style; Inside the box thinking.
Deadpool silent Unaliving abilities; Priceless.
Also, gotta challenge that ripped midget to arm wrestling!
[o] Fuck it. Leave. That would just make Deadpool sad... you wouldn't like him when he's sad!
[x] Stealthy sneaky. Mission Impossible Theme: Standard.
Metal Gear Solid style; Inside the box thinking.
Deadpool silent Unaliving abilities; Priceless.
Also, gotta challenge that ripped midget to arm wrestling!
[o] Fuck it. Leave. That would just make Deadpool sad... you wouldn't like him when he's sad!
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cupcakeviolater
Verified Cupcake
- Location
- USA
[X] Full assault.
Oh? We're finally going to do something interesting? Excellent. Now, I expect great things from you, Deadpool. And by great things, I of course mean crude humor and excessive violence. Don't disappoint, 'mmk?
Oh? We're finally going to do something interesting? Excellent. Now, I expect great things from you, Deadpool. And by great things, I of course mean crude humor and excessive violence. Don't disappoint, 'mmk?
Perhaps, but you are now imagining Cable in a nightie.
[X] Just walk up and start introducing yourself elaborately in spanish, slap them every time they reach for a gun before you finish. When done with introductions shoot them and take their guns.
Glitchrr36
Slick's Short Company, CEO
- Location
- The Wastes
- Pronouns
- He/Him
[X] Just walk up and start introducing yourself elaborately in spanish, slap them every time they reach for a gun before you finish. When done with introductions shoot them and take their guns.
It was either this or metal gear solid, and we don't yet have a cardboard box.
It was either this or metal gear solid, and we don't yet have a cardboard box.
Dolly Fail Fail
Boss Leader
- Location
- Within dreams and memories
[X] Just walk up and start introducing yourself elaborately in spanish, slap them every time they reach for a gun before you finish. When done with introductions shoot them and take their guns.
You see this right here? Perfect plan, I see no way, this could ever fail, well, okay there are a lot of ways, and all but three involve swiss cheesepool .
You see this right here? Perfect plan, I see no way, this could ever fail, well, okay there are a lot of ways, and all but three involve swiss cheesepool .