I'm surprised no one's suggested we go to Madokaverse and stick Sayaka in your thingy.

....That sounded bad. I was making a joke about Highlander Sayaka but wow...
 
Say deadpool? Wanna piss off Homura 'Muderhobo' Akemi? If we manage to be more annoying than Waluiginight, we'll have achieved new levels of annoyance!

Also we may end up causing Madoka to accidentally the planet.
 
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Deapool v. Sayaka goes the same way Deadpool v. Wolverine.
At least until she runs out of juice and turns into a mermaid.

Say deadpool? Wanna piss off Homura 'Muderhobo' Akemi? If we manage to be more annoying than Waluiginight, we'll have achieved new levels of annoyance!

Also we may end up causing Madoka to accidentally the planet.
there a reason you're using almost invisitext?
 
[X] Borderlands

Pandora's got ALLLLL the guns, DP. There's also a little girl with a taste for chocolate chip cookies and explosives, who needs some help avenging her parents' murder. If you're worried about money, she pays in guns AND money.

But whatever she asks you to do, don't walk her dog.
 
[X] Borderlands

Pandora's got ALLLLL the guns, DP. There's also a little girl with a taste for chocolate chip cookies and explosives, who needs some help avenging her parents' murder. If you're worried about money, she pays in guns AND money.

But whatever she asks you to do, don't walk her dog.
Can you use a lighter shade of purple please? Cannot read.
 
Pandora's got ALLLLL the guns, DP. There's also a little girl with a taste for chocolate chip cookies and explosives, who needs some help avenging her parents' murder. If you're worried about money, she pays in guns AND money.

But whatever she asks you to do, don't walk her dog.

".... I'mma walk her dog. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!"
 
[X] Borderlands

Pandora's got ALLLLL the guns, DP. There's also a little girl with a taste for chocolate chip cookies and explosives, who needs some help avenging her parents' murder. If you're worried about money, she pays in guns AND money.

But whatever she asks you to do, don't walk her dog.
".... I'mma walk her dog. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!"

She also runs a good Tabletop campaign as long as she has players willing to work with her.
Also about the dog, do what you want but keep in mind he/she's a rather spirited and if you kill that dog Tina will cry and the vault hunters will be pissed at you (they're a group of about 9 to 12 people who are almost as hard to kill as you, you'll like them).
 
I'm gonna disagree with doing straight-up Greek mythology, but having DP run through Danmachi or Percy Jackson later might be fun. Or something similar.

".... I'mma walk her dog. YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!"
The dog's on FIRE, Pool. I'm just trying to save you some unnecessary running and burns. But yeah, Bunkers and Badasses is pretty fun. Don't play with the Gladiator though, she's a sore loser.

Depending on when we show up, we can completely de-rail canon. And open the vault of the Traveler early. Hell, could you imagine what kinds of shenanigans Deadpool could get up to with a giant robot?
 
Votes closed. Tally please?
'ere ya are.
Vote Tally : Deadpool Kills the Multiverse | Sufficient Velocity
##### NetTally 1.5.11
[X] Borderlands 2
No. of Votes: 9
Silversun17
Astaroh-M
BBBence1111
FelOnyx
Kloudianorici
The Uninspired
The3rdCorinthian
UbeOne
useofstrike32
[x] The Avengers cinematic universe
No. of Votes: 5
TimeLordLucario
Azgrin
LostDeviljho
Neo-Chan
tri2
[X] Undertale.
No. of Votes: 2
ebolasos
UpdateNoJutsu
[X] Borderlands
No. of Votes: 2
Strunkriidiisk
Chuckles
[X] No more heroes.
No. of Votes: 1
Look to the Left
[X] XCOM 2
No. of Votes: 1
PotatoesOfDoom
[x] Harry Potter
No. of Votes: 1
Aoditor
[X] Gate: Thus the JSDF Fought there.
No. of Votes: 1
MrLZRS
[X] Partially Kissed Hero
No. of Votes: 1
NSMS
[X] Worm
No. of Votes: 1
A_Knight
[X] Chuunin Exam Day
No. of Votes: 1
lordchaos99
[X] Greek Mythology
No. of Votes: 1
Mortifer
Total No. of Voters: 26
 
'ere ya are.
Vote Tally : Deadpool Kills the Multiverse | Sufficient Velocity
##### NetTally 1.5.11
[X] Borderlands 2
No. of Votes: 9
Silversun17
Astaroh-M
BBBence1111
FelOnyx
Kloudianorici
The Uninspired
The3rdCorinthian
UbeOne
useofstrike32
[x] The Avengers cinematic universe
No. of Votes: 5
TimeLordLucario
Azgrin
LostDeviljho
Neo-Chan
tri2
[X] Undertale.
No. of Votes: 2
ebolasos
UpdateNoJutsu
[X] Borderlands
No. of Votes: 2
Strunkriidiisk
Chuckles
[X] No more heroes.
No. of Votes: 1
Look to the Left
[X] XCOM 2
No. of Votes: 1
PotatoesOfDoom
[x] Harry Potter
No. of Votes: 1
Aoditor
[X] Gate: Thus the JSDF Fought there.
No. of Votes: 1
MrLZRS
[X] Partially Kissed Hero
No. of Votes: 1
NSMS
[X] Worm
No. of Votes: 1
A_Knight
[X] Chuunin Exam Day
No. of Votes: 1
lordchaos99
[X] Greek Mythology
No. of Votes: 1
Mortifer
Total No. of Voters: 26
Danke.
 
Arrival On Pandora
"-Everybody Wang Chung tonight! Doo do doot!" Deadpool sang as he fiddled with the thingy. "Wait, what does Wang Chung even mean? How does one Wang Chung? Is it a sex thing? I bet it's a sex thing. And while I'm asking all these questions how does this thingy work anyway. I mean it doesn't have any-Wait! I think I got-" There was a flash of light and Deadpool disappeared from the void that we started the quest in.

"-it!" Deadpool finished his sentence as he flashed into existence. He looked around and saw a vista of light blue sky with the occasional fluffy white cloud. "Oooooooh pretty! Feels kinda breezy though." Deadpool looked down and say the ground. It was about fifty feet too far from his feet. "Ah. That explains that."

Seconds later and there was a sickening crunch when Deadpool reconnected with the dirt. Deadpool slowly pulled himself out of the crater that had formed at the impact site. He would have just walked out but both his legs were broken. "Ah yes, my old friend Sir Pain MacPainy Esq. I do say, this venture is off to an auspicious beginning, wouldn't you agree MacPainy?" Deadpool said in a stuffy British accent.

Deadpool pushed himself upright and flipped over so that he was sitting on the edge of the crater. While waiting for his legs to heal he took in the surrounding environment. He appeared to have landed in a sort of dust bowl with Mesas dotting the landscape. There didn't seem to be any sign of civilization like cities or roads or chimichaga stands but all hope was not lost! From where he sat Deadpool could see not one, not two but THREE sets of tracks. One set of tire tracks, one set of boot prints, and a bunch of paw prints, like a pack of dogs or something. They all headed in different directions.

What should Deadpool do after his legs heal?
[] Follow the tire tracks.
[] Follow the footprints.
[] Follow the paw prints.
[] Wander randomly.
[] Something else? (write in)

Remember, Write ins and stunting your votes is highly encouraged. It'll help with the crazyness that Deadpool is known for.
 
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[X] Follow the footprints.

Oi, pool. Follow the footprints, they have hookers. AND blackjack. Also, beer. And porn mags.
 
Right, I'mma fall asleep now so Deadpool's gonna shut up for a bit.
 
[X] Use an RPG to launch yourself in the direction where the tires are going.

I've got an awesome idea that you'll just love. What do you think about rocket jumping?

Where are we? I can't recall the place.
 
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