"-Everybody Wang Chung tonight! Doo do doot!" Deadpool sang as he fiddled with the thingy. "Wait, what does Wang Chung even mean? How does one Wang Chung? Is it a sex thing? I bet it's a sex thing. And while I'm asking all these questions how does this thingy work anyway. I mean it doesn't have any-Wait! I think I got-" There was a flash of light and Deadpool disappeared from the void that we started the quest in.
"-it!" Deadpool finished his sentence as he flashed into existence. He looked around and saw a vista of light blue sky with the occasional fluffy white cloud. "Oooooooh pretty! Feels kinda breezy though." Deadpool looked down and say the ground. It was about fifty feet too far from his feet. "Ah. That explains that."
Seconds later and there was a sickening crunch when Deadpool reconnected with the dirt. Deadpool slowly pulled himself out of the crater that had formed at the impact site. He would have just walked out but both his legs were broken. "Ah yes, my old friend Sir Pain MacPainy Esq. I do say, this venture is off to an auspicious beginning, wouldn't you agree MacPainy?" Deadpool said in a stuffy British accent.
Deadpool pushed himself upright and flipped over so that he was sitting on the edge of the crater. While waiting for his legs to heal he took in the surrounding environment. He appeared to have landed in a sort of dust bowl with Mesas dotting the landscape. There didn't seem to be any sign of civilization like cities or roads or chimichaga stands but all hope was not lost! From where he sat Deadpool could see not one, not two but THREE sets of tracks. One set of tire tracks, one set of boot prints, and a bunch of paw prints, like a pack of dogs or something. They all headed in different directions.
What should Deadpool do after his legs heal?
[] Follow the tire tracks.
[] Follow the footprints.
[] Follow the paw prints.
[] Wander randomly.
[] Something else? (write in)
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