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Deadpool Kills the Multiverse

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Strunkriidiisk said:
'Every other mook' my non-corporeal ass. One in five at best, based on this bunch of chucklefucks.
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These guys are Mook tier Mooks Bob could probably beat the shit out of them. once we run into some proper Minnions the Sheild to a$$hole ratio should skyrocket.

Can you hurry up and kill that guy for his shield thingy? I'd like to get looting we have an Infinite dimensional pocket to fill with loot after all! we need to get busy!
 
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[X] Go with the Katanas. Maybe it's like Dune and slower moving objects can get through.
No. of Votes: 5
Strunkriidiisk
Cjdavis103
cupcakeviolater
JoeStratnoff
Snake/Eater
[x] Strafe him with pistols while closing in on him. Then, switch to katanas and slice and dice.
No. of Votes: 3
UbeOne
BBBence1111
Kloudianorici
[X] Fuck it. RPG the dumbass.
No. of Votes: 2
MrLZRS
Knightfall
[X] Just shoot him with the pistols. The shield has to give at some point right?
No. of Votes: 1
WanderingEye
Total No. of Voters: 11

[X] Go with the Katanas. Maybe it's like Dune and slower moving objects can get through.
 
[x] Strafe him with pistols while closing in on him. Then, switch to katanas and slice
 
Right vote closed. Probably should have said that before I called for a tally. Anyway, unless I have severely bumfucked my math it looks like Katanas win.
 
The nomad pulled his shotgun, a shiny metal thing painted yellow and white, to bear and fired at Deadpool. "You're gonna regret this!" The large man yelled over the cacophonous roar of semi-automatic spread shot exploding from the barrel.

Deadpool was faster though and was already in the air, pulling his swords from the sheaths on his back while doing a front flip towards his foe. He landed on the nomad's arms, which were strong enough to bare Deadpool's weight. "You say that now, but buddy? In a few seconds you're gonna be the one full'a regret." Promise issued Deadpool did another front flip over the nomad's head, slicing at his neck as he did. As expected the blades stopped as the nomad's shield once again sprung to life in a flash of blue but luckily the blades slid across the shield like they hit steel armor rather than being repelled by it, which was had been a possibility.

Deadpool landed back-to-back with the nomad and stabbed backwards with the katanas in a reverse grip. The tips bounced off the shield and nomad whirled around, trying to hit Deadpool with a backhanded swing of his thick arm. It passed over Deadpool's head as he ducked, spun around and popped back up face to face with the nomad. "Which is a good thing because you won't be filled with blood anymore."

Deadpool flipped his swords around so that they were facing forward again but with the blades up instead of down. He brought the blades up into the nomad's armpits and if the shield hadn't been there the nomad would have lost both arms at the shoulder. Instead the katanas slide off the shield again and Deadpool continued the motion bringing his arms above his head before flipping his katanas so they were blade down again and bringing them down in an over hand swing, once again hitting the nomad's shoulders and sliding off the shield. Deadpool switched to a reverse grip once more and finished the combo by plunging the tips of the blades down on the nomad's feet. Instead of sliding or bouncing off, this time there was a sound like shattering glass and glorious Nippon steel folded over a thousand time (at least that was what ebay had said and ebay wouldn't lie, right?) pierced leather, flesh, bone, rubber and dirt in that order.

The nomad wordlessly roared in and tried to bash Deadpool's brain in with the butt of his gun. However, once again Deadpool proved his superior reaction time by dodging with a quick hop backwards. Deadpool pulled a Desert Eagle from his holster and as soon as the nomad lowered gun down from infront of his face to fire at Deadpool again Deadpool popped him one right between the eyes.

"Y lo hizo hace cinco años."

[] Now what? You're gonna loot the guns and the buzz-axe but was there anything else you wanted to write in?

Did I do good?
 
Was that a question? We have an Infinite hammer space loot vag!

Grab everything ( including the bodies ) if only to use as impromptu sheilds and projectiles
 
[X] Grab literally everything there.

Infinite storage means you can get them all, and there might be things that you wouldn't notice.

I think the fight was well done.
 
[X] Loot Everything
-[X] Including the bodies

You never know when a bunch of human corpses will come in handy.
 
[X] Loot Everything
-[X] Including the bodies

The human body can be used in many ways; unknown dead body distraction; disembowelled booby trap filled with explosives that make lots more body parts; car pool lane; fake suicide/death shenanigans; pretend poker; target practice... It's getting hard to think of more... That aren't to gross even for me, Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, the Regenerating Degenerate, y'know, Wade, the protagonist of this story!
 
[X] Loot Everything
-[X] Including the bodies

I suppose these things could be useful, if slightly icky. Go ahead and loot the campfire while you're at it. And some rocks. Start a rock collection.

Bothering you, then:
were strong enough to bare Deadpool's
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"bear"
which was had been a possibility.
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Choose one, please, and stick with it.
 
Good job with the Nomad Deadpool, but remember now that shields block a specific amount of damage before they collapse, no matter how slow the blow is, so it woups be a better idea to shoot them in the future.
Also, some guns in this world are "Elemental", meaning that they inflict a specific type of damage on a target, the elements are Fire(good for flesh, not for shields), Shock(good against shields, average against everything else), Corrosive(Good against armour), Slag(makes everything else hurt more) and Explosive!(KA-BOOM BABY!)Test out that gun to see what it can do before you do anything with it, it will save you a lot of time and effort that may be wasted in the future.
 
BerserkerZeroOne said:
[X]

The human body can be used in many ways; unknown dead body distraction; disembowelled booby trap filled with explosives that make lots more body parts; car pool lane; fake suicide/death shenanigans; pretend poker; target practice... It's getting hard to think of more... That aren't to gross even for me, Deadpool, the Merc with the Mouth, the Regenerating Degenerate, y'know, Wade, the protagonist of this story!
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"You're not Deadpool! I'm Deadpool! You're just a voice inside my head!"
Lordsservent said:
Good job with the Nomad Deadpool, but remember now that shields block a specific amount of damage before they collapse, no matter how slow the blow is, so it woups be a better idea to shoot them in the future.
Also, some guns in this world are "Elemental", meaning that they inflict a specific type of damage on a target, the elements are Fire(good for flesh, not for shields), Shock(good against shields, average against everything else), Corrosive(Good against armour), Slag(makes everything else hurt more) and Explosive!(KA-BOOM BABY!)Test out that gun to see what it can do before you do anything with it, it will save you a lot of time and effort that may be wasted in the future.
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"Interesting. Very interesting."
 
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