CV12Hornet Cleans Out His Fanfiction Favorites List (Beware of Shit Taste)

Which list should I go through first?

  • Fanfiction.net

    Votes: 24 66.7%
  • FIMfiction.net

    Votes: 8 22.2%
  • Spacebattles

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • Sufficient Velocity.

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Total voters
    36
  • Poll closed .
Break Through the Limit
Break Through the Limit by Captain Space reviews
Raditz finds himself outmatched when he comes to earth, due to a change in Goku's final battle against Piccolo five years earlier. Can Raditz find it within himself to become a hero alongside his brother, and rise to face Frieza, the androids, and more? Thanks to Nassif9000 for providing the cover image! Now with a TV Tropes page. (Yes, I regret 'Bills'. Super wasn't out yet okay)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 158 - Words: 853,202 - Reviews: 5479 - Favs: 1,735 - Follows: 1,266 - Updated: Oct 23, 2015 - Published: Aug 6, 2012 - Goku, Raditz - Complete
Impressions before reading:
This... is the big kahuna of Dragon Ball fics on my List. A sprawling AU that has inspired more than a few ideas of my own, and which was one hell of a fun read back when I read it. For a time, at least. When I saw that this was continuing after the Shadow Dragons arc, I bailed, because how the fuck was Captain Space supposed to escalate past the Gods of Destruction, their Angel handlers, and a freaking universe-eating extradimensional entity?!

Yeah, if this stays, it's going to be like the Dilgar War or Nobody Dies staying: I can't finish the whole thing, but what I can get through is enough to justify keeping it.

I'm not overly optimistic.

Review:
Pessimism justified!

Captain Space claims that he wrote this when he was sixteen. I believe him. It's poorly written in that way that screams "baby's first story". The technical side of things isn't too bad - legible sentences, minimal typoes - but everything else... The dialogue is awkward and stilted and consistently fails to convey any sense of voice, and the narration is flat, passive, and entirely too light on description. And when I'm saying that1​, you know you've got a problem.

As well, the logic of the story has... issues. Characters and events lack the usual illusion of logical progression, from Tien's actions in the initial fight to Raditz getting conveniently stranded by a well-timed sneeze from Lunch making him accidentally press the self-destruct on his remote.

It just doesn't work; five chapters in, and I keep finding myself shaking my head and mentally rewriting things. Noooooo thank you.

Verdict:


  1. This is the biggest weakness in my own writing, and one I worry constantly about.
 
Huh. Interesting this was posted before MasakoX started his What if Raditz Turn Good? Youtube series and the later Dragonball R&R Fan Series that ended being made thanks to the popularity of that What If...? Series.
 
Huh. Interesting this was posted before MasakoX started his What if Raditz Turn Good? Youtube series and the later Dragonball R&R Fan Series that ended being made thanks to the popularity of that What If...? Series.
Yeah, this is kind of original sin and it's a bit of a shame it's not better. I mean, it's better than most DBZ fics but that's a low bar to clear. If asked to say something positive about Break Through the Limit the only thing that comes to mind is actually Kuriza's story arc.
 
August 14 - 18, 2012
The Perils of Innocence

By: avidbeader
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Rated: Fiction K - English - Drama - Harry P., Hermione G. - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,203 - Reviews: 3,412 - Favs: 6,251 - Follows: 8,288 - Updated: Sep 24, 2017 - Published: Aug 14, 2012 - id: 8429437
Impressions before reading:
Hmm... how to describe this? Well, the concept is good, and I've really liked the friendship the Muggle-born children develop, but... well, see some of my comments about Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia.

Review:
Ah, that's some good shit.

The possibility of the Dursleys just dumping Harry on the UK's public health system is a very plausible point of divergence; that this is the first time Hogwarts has run into this problem is also eerily plausible, given the low numbers of magical children. And the result is quite nice: Harry with friends and a home support network right from the start.

There are just so many things this fic does that I like: applying a scientific mindset to magic (mostly on the part of the Harry, Hermione, and Dean). Expanding the backstories of underutilized characters like Dean Thomas and Justin Finch-Fletchley for good effect. Getting Sirius Black out of Azkaban early in a very plausible way and even explaining why Dumbledore never did anything about the trial in the first place. The fact that said prior application of science to magic actually makes things harder on Harry, Dean, and Hermione for a while.

Oh, and the best part? Justin and his dad, the latter of whom can claim descent from old English nobility, going full Ponce Mode and schooling the Malfoys. Twice!

If there's a flaw, it's the endemic "Uncharitable interpretations of Dumbledore". On the plus side, McGonagall is much more on the ball as a result.

Fuck the Dursleys with an industrial-sized drill bit.

Verdict: Keeping just for "Full Ponce Mode" alone.

NGE: Mitigation

By: FourthImpact
Mitigation: The act of making a condition or consequence less severe. In the wake of the battle against the sixth angel, something leaves Gendo Ikari scrambling to preserve his scenario. What exactly is Project Mitigation? Who activated it? These questions will set into motion a chain of events that even the Master of Puppets himself could not properly guard against.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Shinji I., Kaji R., Asuka L. S. - Chapters: 11 - Words: 85,664 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 196 - Updated: Dec 12, 2012 - Published: Aug 18, 2012 - id: 8441755
Impressions before reading:
An Eva Peggy Sue that's not Shinji? Sign me up!

Review:
Mitigation is a very different sort of Peggy Sue from most of the ones I've read. For one, Asuka barely does anything with her future knowledge until very late in the story - for the simple reason that it's mental time travel that takes quite a bit of time to set in. For another, Gendo knows about the method. He's alerted right from the start that Project Mitigation has been activated and takes steps to keep an eye on things, to try and avoid sending his scenario off the rails.

The result is a series of small, subtle changes, the most important of which is Shinji and Asuka developing into a relationship - and then the King Bastard himself throws everything completely off the rails when he makes the understandable conclusion that it's Shinji, not Asuka, who's done the time-travelling. This completely throws things off from canon - and frankly, I really wish this hadn't died when it did, because I really wanted to see how badly this was going to blow up in Gendo's face. He thinks with Shinji and Kaji out of the country he can deal with them at his leisure and end the threat to the scenario; he has no earthly clue that Asuka is the time-traveller, she's still in Tokyo-3, and she's pissed the fuck off.

Verdict: Me wanting more is never a bad thing.
 
Little Moments


Little Moments by shadows59 reviews
The adventure isn't over just because the summer is. And as the pressure of life and heroing builds, Ben and Gwen start to count on each other more and more. Ben/Gwen.
Ben 10 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,300 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 435 - Updated: Aug 20, 2017 - Published: Aug 17, 2012 - Ben T., Gwen T. - Complete
Impressions before reading:
Yes, this is a Ben/Gwen shipfic. No, it doesn't go anywhere risque, I wouldn't even be contemplating leaving this on here otherwise. Then again, my brain has played tricks on me before in regards to this sort of thing...

Review:
What do I say? This is, quite honestly, a fantastic continuation fic taking place after the first Ben 10 series. It's not about stompy alien action; it's very much a story that deals with the aftermath of that series. Things like Ben and Gwen's relationship, the Plumbers' reaction to the sudden spike in alien activity that the first series shows, showing off Ben and Gwen's lives in Bellwood when not going on a cross-country road trip with their grandpa, including history and school and their parents.

And it executes just about everything it set out to do really well. Take their parents, for instance. Both of them have loving, caring parents that have flaws on opposite ends of the spectrum that make complete sense given what we see of them in the series. Ben's parents are too hands-off and prone to throwing themselves into whatever parenting fad of the month they've dug up; little wonder that Ben is kind of a lazy brat. Gwen's are too controlling; I shudder at the thought of the schedules Gwen and her mother used to make in this story, and it makes entirely too much sense for the uptight, bossy Gwen.

That's just one example. I could dig up more. Add in high technical competence, and most of the time I'd leave this here in a heartbeat and recommend it for anyone looking for good Ben 10 fanfiction. But...

We need to address the elephant in the room. This fic ships Ben and Gwen. And yes, I'm aware that my trepidation with this subject is in large part being a suburban American and that cousin romantic relationships are considered perfectly alright in large areas of the world, and large areas of the US, for that matter. Still, that just means I can give the execution a chance. And the good news is? It is well executed. It's a slow-burn type of romance, that's awkward and fumbling and something that weirds out characters in-story. All of this makes it feel real. Given how young the two are, yes, it should be awkward and fumbling (and chaste. Don't forget chaste, thank fuck.). Given that Bellwood is that same cultural context I'm coming from, the fact that it weirds out others should be happening. And yes, it should be a slow-burn sort of thing, due to age and the prior poor state of the relationship and yes, the whole cousin thing.

I think that last is why I'm fine with things. The fact that Ben and Gwen are cousins is not glossed over. It's an integral part of the story, though direct addressing of the issue will have to wait for the sequel.

Verdict: Yup, keeping.
 
You know, I was going to give you shit for liking an incest fic, but then I just remember the shit I've enjoyed over the years. I have exactly zero room to talk.
 
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You know, I was going to give you shit for liking an incest fic, but then I just remember the shit I've enjoyed over the years. I have exactly zero room to talk.
Excuse you, there's nothing wrong with cousins, look at the European royal families :V

Besides, older sisters are the best love interests :V
 
Excuse you, there's nothing wrong with cousins, look at the European royal families :V

Besides, older sisters are the best love interests :V
Y-yes, that's definitely what I was thinking about. You know, there's apparently some weirdos out there that are into even worse stuff than that. What creeps, am I right everybody?

Nervously adjusts collar
 
Y-yes, that's definitely what I was thinking about. You know, there's apparently some weirdos out there that are into even worse stuff than that. What creeps, am I right everybody?

Nervously adjusts collar
me, a fool: human creativity is one of the great wonders of the cosmos

goes on AO3

me, wiser: free will was a mistake

continues reading fanfic anyway
 
Lyrics of Sorrow
Lyrics of Sorrow by LoneWolf218 reviews
The Jewel Seeds: 21 Lost Logia that bear the power to grant any wish, no matter how evil. They, and those that seek them, have landed on an Earth embroiled in a hidden war of magic, darkness, and souls. Can the forces of light reclaim these dangerous gems before those of evil intent use them to change the world… forever?
Crossover - Castlevania & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,616 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 78 - Updated: Aug 9, 2014 - Published: Aug 29, 2012 - Soma C., Nanoha T. - Complete
Impressions before reading:
Ah, the Sorrow series of Castlevania games. I mostly know this setting due to ProtonJon's excellent Aria of Sorrow LP, and honestly I really like it. Add in a Lyrical Nanoha crossover (which I can't get enough of), and the only real question here is whether it'll hold up on a technical level, because I remember problems in that regard.

Review:
I really, really wanted to like this fic. I really did. I like the Lyrics of Sorrow series; I like the directions it take the Lyrical Nanoha side and I like the struggles it induces in Soma's character.

The problem, as I alluded to in the impressions section, is that on a technical level Lyrics of Sorrow is painfully bad. It's the usual bullshit: passive voice, awkward sentences, lack of description. Just as every great writer is different, so too it seems that the bad ones are all the same. *grmbl grmbl*

I hate to do this, but this fic has gotta go.

Verdict:
 
Oh geeze, it's not just technical problems:
Lyrics of Sorrow said:
"Breaking news from the city of Uminari," the anchor said, his voice shaking slightly. "An unknown force has caused many of the trees in the city to grow uncontrollably, leading to thousands of yen in damages."
I'm giving the story a try anyway, to see if I can reach the stuff you liked.
 
The Havoc Side of the Force
The Havoc side of the Force

By: Tsu Doh Nimh
I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Fantasy/Mystery - Anakin Skywalker, Harry P. - Chapters: 23 - Words: 195,256 - Reviews: 6,474 - Favs: 13,057 - Follows: 15,005 - Updated: Apr 21 - Published: Sep 6, 2012 - id: 8501689
Impressions before reading:
It's a Harry Potter crossover. Quoth a wise man: "I have a bad feeling about this."

Review:
Probably the most common pitfall when it comes to crossover, especially involving big-name fanfiction sources like Harry Potter and Naruto, and especially when the author is playing around with Super!MC conventions, is to make one side of the crossover shortsighted, blinkered morons, when they're not making them simply irrelevant or outright malicious. Or just set the two sides at odds for no damn good reason. I can thankfully say that this is not the case in The Havoc Side of the Force. Yes, Harry gets into conflicts with the Jedi and general law enforcement. These are easily explained by the fact that a. Harry's magic is not the Force, and in fact the Force really, really does not like it, and b. this Harry understandably has an anti-authority streak a light-year wide.

Granted, that's only the biggest pitfall. I have a strong suspicion this fic's characterization is not that far off from what's used in a great many other Harry Potter crossovers of much lesser quality. Quite frankly I find it easier to just pretend Harry is some sort of Potterverse OC that happens to have the same name. Similarly, the use of HK-47 is almost certainly a major Star Wars cliche. Further, there's very little sign of a long-term plot; it's a series of events that are connected mostly by Harry's presence and effects on the galaxy at large. And finally, this is one of the few times where an Outside Context Problem is dropped into a series and it annoys me. I think that's mostly down to said OCP being the story's primary viewpoint character.

That said, all of that is stuff I can ignore, because this fic is a lot of fun. Harry's presence masterfully derails Prequel Trilogy events right from the start, and things are likely to get even further out of hand now that Dooku is dead. One almost has to feel sorry for Palpatine. As well, the fic has some decent comedy, and while I can't say anything in the fic was especially captivating, it held my attention for the entire run. I like that.

Verdict: You get to stay.
 
I was just looking at that fic in my favorites list trying to decide whether or not it was good enough for me to try to reread. Because I remember none of it.
 
I said it before, way back in the depths of this thread.

A majority of HP fics (crossover or otherwise) are Harry-in-Name-Only. Normally I don't like using that 'in name only' thing.

Normally.

(as for HK-47, he can be fun if done right. Most people just like the murder bot and shove him in even if it makes no sense)
 
One of the interesting bits about "Havoc Side of the Force" is the sister fic "Unexpected Side of the Force," which runs parallel to Havoc and focuses on the galaxy's reactions and attempts to get ahead of Harry as he mayhems his merry way along. "Unexpected" is... well, it's okay. It doesn't have the same level of humor and tends to be where all the "omg so wacky" reactions get stuffed so as not to bog down "Havoc's" breezier flow. It's all written to roughly the same level of quality, at least.
 
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