CV12Hornet Cleans Out His Fanfiction Favorites List (Beware of Shit Taste)

Which list should I go through first?

  • Fanfiction.net

    Votes: 24 66.7%
  • FIMfiction.net

    Votes: 8 22.2%
  • Spacebattles

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • Sufficient Velocity.

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Total voters
    36
  • Poll closed .
Honestly, you and @Fernandel doing this has me tempted to start one of my own, except, well

>over two hundred stories because I used my favourites list to check on stories that I was following and never cleared them out

I'd probably do a first pass and just flat-out remove the ones I don't read despite them still updating tbh, then go through the remainder if I did it.
 
Honestly, you and @Fernandel doing this has me tempted to start one of my own, except, well

>over two hundred stories because I used my favourites list to check on stories that I was following and never cleared them out

I'd probably do a first pass and just flat-out remove the ones I don't read despite them still updating tbh, then go through the remainder if I did it.
Dude, Fernandel and I both have over 500 fics just on FFN. 200 is no excuse not to do them.
 
I kept stopping mid-sentence as my brain, honed by my own writing and editing work, kept stopping to rewrite entire paragraphs to read better. Lemme tall ya, that's not a fun way to read anything.
I think this is the same impulse that drastically changed the level of quality I was willing to drop to when reading fanfiction. At some point my inner editor started being a real ass, and my taste got better. Probably safe to assume they're connected.
 
Can also agree that my minimum quality requirements went up as my writing skills did. I think we have a working theory in place here...
 
The problems I have with this fic are easily summed up: I kept stopping mid-sentence as my brain, honed by my own writing and editing work, kept stopping to rewrite entire paragraphs to read better. Lemme tall ya, that's not a fun way to read anything.
Interestingly, I've had times where this gets me really enjoying a fic that's actually pretty dang bad. I just kinda build up momentum until I don't even notice that half the words I'm "reading" aren't actually in the story. It's weird and I don't get it.
 
- August 5, 2006
What it Takes

By: Iced Blood
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Angst - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1,932 - Favs: 2,805 - Follows: 2,617 - Updated: Jun 20, 2013 - Published: Jun 26, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3011358
This is a weird fic.

For starters, it's very different from the standard Naruto time-travel fics. Those tend to be high-stakes bootstrapping-type action dramas, someone going back in time, either accidentally or on purpose, and moving to right wrongs and all that. This is... sort of like that? But the majority is basic slice-of-life stuff. And then suddenly there's a multi-year timeskip in the last two chapters wherein THINGS HAPPEN.

Much of the weirdness of the last two chapters is that they were written years after the initial chapters, after quite a few major revelations had come to light. See the discrepancy in the start and end dates? Yeah. I think you can guess which big revelations were dropped in the interim.

This makes the whole thing somewhat... disjointed. Like the initial slice-of-life stuff is setup for a more conventional Naruto time-travel story, but writer's block and advancing canon scuppered all that.

And then there's the last chapter twist (maybe?), which I won't spoil, and only say it's a rather novel element for a time-travel story.

But, at the end of the day, there's one question that matters: Is this a good story? And... I don't know. It feels... insubstantial, at times. There's a good story buried in there, especially the last two chapters, but...

Verdict: Ah, what the hell. I'll leave it on there, if only as a potential guide to some future fic. No promises.

Ultimate Taijutsu Technique

By: Cyberwolf
Lee tries out a new Ultimate Taijutsu Technique on Neji. Much to his team's dismay. Except Tenten, she thought it was funny.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Neji H., Tenten - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 718 - Follows: 114 - Published: Jun 23, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3004169
Back to comedy!

In a longer fic, the censored swearing and gratuitous Japanese would be annoying. This is not a long fic, though; it's a one-joke fic, though at least the joke is a decent one that got some chuckles out of me.

Verdict: It's funny, it stays.

Weaponry

By: desolate butterfly
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 324 - Published: Jul 22, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3059783
Another one-joke fic, but this one's even funnier than the previous one. Seriously, it's hilarious, no matter how overused the comedic vehicle is. And no, I'm not saying what vehicle that is. Fic this short, that'd spoil things.

Also, using title page illustration stuff. Nice.

Verdict: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Probationary Member

By: Adrian Tullberg
Batman brings a new recruit into the JLA ... but there's something he doesn't know ...
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Drama - Words: 16,029 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 112 - Published: Jul 23, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3061070
One of the nice things about fanfiction is that it can talk about things that could logically happen, but the creators would never touch with a ten-foot-pole, for reasons justified and unjustified. This is one of them. No way would DC even touch the idea of a superhero that was and still is a porn star. Much awkwardness and talk about exploitation ensues.

Of course, this fic also talks about more conventional superhero stuff: powers, fights, secret identities - and how dangerous the business is, especially if you don't have your own ongoing series.

Verdict: That being said, I can see this being published as some noncanon Very Special IssueTM​, and not even a bad one, so it stays.

Brief Interviews with Best Friends

By: jkateel
After Doma, the U.S. Navy conducts interviews with Jounouchi, Honda, Anzu and Kaiba in regards to Yuugi Mutou. All reports and information should be treated as classified material.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,978 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 29 - Updated: Sep 2, 2006 - Published: Aug 5, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3087561
I'll be honest: I never watched more than bits and pieces of the Yu-Gi-Oh! anime. My entry into that franchise was the card game itself and the manga. I say this because the Doma arc is not in the manga, so I know absolutely nothing about it. I think I originally read this because the idea of the US government having to try and puzzle out the supernatural bullshit in Yu-Gi-Oh! was amusing. That, and there's not a whole lot available in the scene if you don't like male/male pairings like I do.

Anyway, first off, skip Honda's chapter1​. That's basically an author screed about... things. Besides that, the author has an impressive grasp of character voice, which is almost enough for me to let slide the fact that this... "story" is very short on substance. The whole "interview" format probably doesn't help on that front. On top of that, I have at least one other fic that handles the Outside Context Problem of Yu-Gi-Oh! bullshit better. This really doesn't bring much to the table.

Verdict: You're out!

Next, two longer fics, including one that's one of my all-time favorites.

  1. And I am so pleased that the author uses the original Japanese names for everyone rather than the Americanized ones 4Kids used for the anime dub.
 
I'm gonna have to speak out against "probationary member". It had such a chance with the premise to actually be something great, but it kneecapped itself, in two very distinct ways.

Way one: the length. If the whole thing was plotted out, beginning to end, then it needed at least double the screen time for our new character, which would have been easy to do with an episodic universe like DC. Otherwise it's to...shallow for the payoff it tries for.

Way two: the ending. I'm not going to outright spoil it, but if it had been more nebulous or light hearted it would have better fit the tone of the rest of the story. As it is, it comes out of left field, and as your not invested enough in the character(see above) it falls into the realm of violence porn, rather than the gut churning that the author was going for.
 
August 7 - August 14, 2006
Ranma: On The Road Again

By: BTB
Ranma 12AU: The initial meeting doesn't go well and Ranma and Akane bolt from the Tendo dojo.They each plan to take control of their lives and defy their fathers' plans to join the Schools of Anything Goes! 'What are you thinkin', Tomboy' AU universe.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Adventure - Ranma, Akane - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,812 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 180 - Updated: Apr 5, 2007 - Published: Aug 7, 2006 - id: 3092337
Alright, everyone! It's time for yet another Ranma 1/2 AU fic!

This one, though, is not the usual kind. This starts right after the beginning of the story where Genma and Soun get it into their heads to jump straight to marriage after Ranma and Akane meet, which immediately scares off the both of them. And through a series of unfortunate but very Takahashi-esque events, that leads to Ranma and Akane departing together with the intent of Akane improving their martial arts skills.

What's nice about this fic is that by getting the two out of the pressure cooker that is Nerima and all it's wackiness, it allows them to actually get to know each other, and even just six chapters in their relationship is notably improved from where it's usually depicted. This time together also allows them to actually work on their and each other's flaws. Just as importantly, the fic doesn't completely discard classic Ranma 1/2 shenanigans, and not just with our main couple. Before the fic died the author also set up a couple of plot threads outside the main couple that had the potential to be very amusing.

Verdict: Novelty + positive character/relationship development + not completely sacrificing zaniness = longer stay on The List.

Necromancer

By: V-chan2k6
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Rated: Fiction T - English - Friendship/Drama - Sasuke U., Tenten - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 170 - Updated: Sep 6, 2007 - Published: Aug 14, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3105605
Necromancer is legitimately one of the best fanfics I've ever read.

At it's heart, it's a character study. One of a character too many people misunderstand, and one of a character who might as well not exist in canon. V-chan's interpretation of Uchiha Sasuke is excellent, from the starting mindset to his interactions with Tenten to the dark place he goes after Itachi mind-rapes him, where he tries to shove aside again the feelings and memories Tenten is drawing out from him. And Tenten, who's basically an OC in fanfiction for all the characterization she gets in canon, is expertly constructed to be both compliant to what little we see of her and to understand Sasuke. Not completely, mind you, not the tightly locked well of grief and memories that's core to him, but the rest of him.

I'm rambling a bit, and it's hard for me to put into words what's so good about this. But it is. It's very, very good. Just... go read it.

Verdict: Duh it stays.
 
The Wild Horse Thesis
One thing about Eva fix-fics is that there's only so many ways to tweak things and still remain within the Stations of Canon1​. The obvious solution? Outside elements, namely crossovers! And since I really like crossovers, expect to see quite a few of these.

The Wild Horse Thesis

By: Calamity Cordite
Ranma finds himself banished into the world of Evangelion replacing Shinji's character. Can he hold the fragmenting psyches of his NERV comrades together in order to prevent the Third Impact? Wouldn't that require diplomacy?
Rated: Fiction M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Ranma, Rei A., Asuka L. S. - Chapters: 18 - Words: 110,936 - Reviews: 1,032 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 643 - Updated: Aug 30, 2006 - Published: Aug 15, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3107822
First Impressions Before Reading: Man, it's been a while since I've read this one. Hopefully we get some Ranma-style zaniness, though the whole "replace" thing is tripping some alarms.

Review:


WELP. IT HAPPENED. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. YOU GUYS WANTED SHIT TASTE, HERE IT IS: SHIT TASTE!

WHAT THE FUCK, PAST ME? WHAT IN ZEUS' BLEACHED ASSHOLE POSSESSED YOU TO FAVORITE THIS SELF-INSERT PIECE OF GARBAGE?

WRETCHED FUCKING FANFIC!



~o~



~o~
Right... okay... some meaningful commentary... whoo...
Well, I suppose I should start with the whole "self-insert garbage" thing. Well, y'know how I mentioned that the word "replace" in the summary was tripping some alarms? Yeah, it should've been tripping all the alarms, because much like a bad self-insert fic2​ does with the author it simply jams Ranma and his entire backstory into Evangelion, replacing Shinji entirely. The problems with this approach are many-fold. First, and most important, it reminds me entirely too much of the Shinji bashing I've seen all over the internet. Yeah, you be 14 and awkward and react any better than Shinji. Assholes. Second, those fears are validating by a whole ton of Ranma shilling as part of copying wholesale the classic self-insert fix-fic structure, with Ranma avoiding pitfalls from the show because of super speshul foreknowledge!

Excuse me while I barf.

Also, some memories started coming back of this fic as I went through the first chapter. I distinctly remember Ranma getting both Rei and Asuka by the end of it, and some Best of Times-esque ending.

Excuse me while I barf some more.

Verdict: If I had a way to obliterate this fic with the power of a million exploding suns, I would. I'll settle for getting it off my damn favorites.

  1. Because going off the rails is difficult and fraught with peril. These days I can't get too mad at authors for staying on the tracks.
  2. But I repeat myself.
 
So you weren't very specific on anything bad about this story, so I went to go look for myself, being the sort of person who reads Partially Kissed Hero to make fun of it. (Never make fun of something you haven't read.)

It really didn't deserve this level of hand-wringing. It's absolutely as described but it maintains tone and character fairly well, and it follows its premise without straying into unassociated garbage. The writing is competent but not brilliant and kept pretty taut. It also lacks the morally repugnant edge (you can read that "edge" in either the conventional or the modern sense if you want, both fit) that is common to the true shit-tier like HPMoR or Chunin Exam Day or the like. I'd actually rate it pretty high on the scale of insert stories and comfortably above many of its 2004-2008 era contemporaries in the crossover or insert genre by people like the Eyrie Productions Unlimited crew or Bert Van Vliet.

In short, it is not garbage. It's actually got some good points. I'd consider it on the acceptable end of questionable taste.

Fun sidenote: the author of On The Road Again, BTB, actually favorited two other Calamity Cordite stories. I'm poking at the Robotech cross and it's alright, though I reserve the right to throw a fit depending on how it handles Rick Hunter.
 
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August 16 - September 7, 2006
So you weren't very specific on anything bad about this story, so I went to go look for myself, being the sort of person who reads Partially Kissed Hero to make fun of it. (Never make fun of something you haven't read.)

It really didn't deserve this level of hand-wringing. It's absolutely as described but it maintains tone and character fairly well, and it follows its premise without straying into unassociated garbage. The writing is competent but not brilliant and kept pretty taut. It also lacks the morally repugnant edge (you can read that "edge" in either the conventional or the modern sense if you want, both fit) that is common to the true shit-tier like HPMoR or Chunin Exam Day or the like. I'd actually rate it pretty high on the scale of insert stories and comfortably above many of its 2004-2008 era contemporaries in the crossover or insert genre by people like the Eyrie Productions Unlimited crew or Bert Van Vliet.

In short, it is not garbage. It's actually got some good points. I'd consider it on the acceptable end of questionable taste.

Fun sidenote: the author of On The Road Again, BTB, actually favorited two other Calamity Cordite stories. I'm poking at the Robotech cross and it's alright, though I reserve the right to throw a fit depending on how it handles Rick Hunter.
I will admit to exaggerating my reaction for comedic effect. :p I still don't like it, though.

Anyway, more fics!

Exile

By: Quill of Molliemon
AU. Intertrilogy. Sequel to Misunderstood! The Republic is dead. The Empire has risen. The Jedi Order is in shambles. So now what? Chapter 33: Lonely Little Boys
Rated: Fiction T - English - Romance/Angst - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Chapters: 34 - Words: 147,322 - Reviews: 705 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 516 - Updated: Jun 5, 2007 - Published: Aug 16, 2006 - id: 3108484
Impressions before reading:
I distinctly remember happy home life in some fancy house with Anakin, Padme, and the Skywalker twins. That's about it. Otherwise, a sequel to Misunderstood is a nice idea, especially since it's going to be pretty much all new material.

Review:
Unlike with Misunderstood, I have no ambiguity with this story: it's a good one, though I'll admit it takes a bit to get to the good parts. The fic starts by diving into the weeds of what the Jedi exile looks like, and while it's not pleasant, it's also not spectacularly awful as it would be by the OT era.

But while that's somewhat interesting, the fic gets good when Anakin reunites with Padme - and more importantly, tiny little two-year-old Luke and Leia. Who are adorable, and their interactions with everybody are a real strong point of the fic. They feel like actual toddlers1​, wonder of wonders, adultly constructed thoughts notwithstanding.

And especially after The Wild Horse Thesis left such a bad taste in my mouth, this is quite the pleasant surprise.

Verdict: So cute... Eh, what? Oh. Right. Yeah, it stays.

Anabasis

By: Fialleril
Eight months ago, Darth Vader turned on his master in order to save his secret wife. Now, he lives as a prisoner in the Jedi temple. But he finds himself with a most unlikely ally: Jedi Master Yan Dooku. Very AU. Interlude: Anamnesis now up!
Rated: Fiction T - English - Drama/Romance - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,411 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 474 - Updated: Mar 29, 2009 - Published: Aug 26, 2006 - id: 3125559
Impressions before reading:
Oh, look, it's another Revenge of the Sith AU - or maybe a prequel trilogy AU, I don't remember much of this one except some weird backstory issues.

Review:
Well, no weird backstory issues after all. I'm actually impressed with the AU part of things; there's enough hints in the text to tell give the reader a good idea of what happened, but it never outright states anything. And from there, you can see the tangled flow of connections that lead to the events in the actual story. Honestly, I expected to have to drop the story for not parcelling out enough information. And yet, this way there's a bit of ambiguity, a sense of mystery that drives you to read more.

If only it wasn't dead. Oh well.

And the story of Padme and Vader - not Anakin, not yet - somehow, I can see it happening. Don't ask me how. Oh, and- right. Spoilers. But there's another big moment I think was executed well.

Verdict: This is a good story. The only major flaw is that it's too short.

Oh, hey, my first Harry Potter fanfic on here! I don't have a very good relationship with Harry Potter fanfiction, as much due to popularity backlash as anything else. When you have to wade through fifty or a hundred summaries every time you mine someone's favorites for more fics, it kinda wears on a guy.

That doesn't mean I don't read any, but for the size of the pool the entries on my list aren't very numerous.

Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire

By: drakensis
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Minerva M., Voldemort - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 133 - Published: Sep 6, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3142958
Impressions before reading:
I remember exactly what this fic is about. Is that enough? Will it need more?

Review:
I honestly can't tell after which book this was written. I want to say Half-Blood Prince, but there are some... irregularities if that were the case.

So, in case you can't guess, Harry Potter and company dig up the Goblet of Fire and enter Voldemort's original name in it. As he obviously isn't there to complete any tasks, he promptly loses his magic.

I'm fairly certain this wouldn't actually work2​ in the actual books, but it's an amusing thought.

Verdict: Which, frankly, isn't enough to keep it on the list.

Next up, we have a bit of a unicorn: a long-form Naruto AU that's actually listed as complete!
  1. Take this with a grain of salt, of course. I haven't been around any two-year-olds in a very long time.
  2. Just getting the Goblet and setting it up would be problematic.
 
If only it wasn't dead. Oh well.

It may please you and other interested parties to know that Fia is slowly rewriting that fic and sharing bits and scenes on their tumblr (of the same name), and also is working on a few other fun Star Wars AUs there as well. Well, I mean, if you have one then you probably have the others, but yeah, I really like all the discourse and headcanoning and other stuff that doesn't make it into the fics proper there. The top post is currently a scene from Anabasis, actually, so you can see how they're planning on taking things. :D

If you have a few weeks to spare going through, well, everything (because I can and will recommend everything they've written), I would suggest starting with Guiding Winds for feels and then exploring others at a whim, though be warned some tags have a lot more in them than others. Not to mention their various discourse and ramblings and other canon and non-canon related things. It's a LOTTA stuff and if I tried to give an order I might spoil things. But yeah, start with guiding winds, them maybe fires on the outer rim, then I'll make myself stop reccing before i jsut list everything.

I may or may not have lost days going through the various AU tags before, especially the DAV and Reboot!Anabasis threads which are like each 60+ pages of posts long. Several times. Fite me they're the best star wars AUs and no one can stop me from reading through them all 7000000000 times.
 
Naruto: Altered History
Naruto: Altered History

By: Geor-sama
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2,337 - Favs: 4,407 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: Apr 23, 2008 - Published: Sep 11, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3149411
Impressions before reading:
For some reason, I keep mixing this up with Better Left Unsaid. I also don't remember a damn thing about it, and it's one of my early additions to The List. Not exactly a promising start.

Review:
Typos. Typos everywhere. And the most mystifying of typos, too; there/their mixups are a common error, but throwing they're into the mix almost never happens. Add in a painfully boring infodump not at all masked by writing it as a review session, and I was damn near ready to give up on this in the second chapter. So I skipped ahead, and those problems haven't gone away.

As if I needed any more evidence that my standards for technical competence have gone way up...

Verdict: Goodbye, fic. I won't miss you.

Well, that was boring. Hopefully the next fic is something I can properly sink my teeth into.

*checks*

Uh... yeah, you could say that. That's a candidate for 'guilty pleasure' if I've ever seen one.
 
Impressions before reading:
Oh, look, it's another Revenge of the Sith AU - or maybe a prequel trilogy AU, I don't remember much of this one except some weird backstory issues.

Review:
Well, no weird backstory issues after all. I'm actually impressed with the AU part of things; there's enough hints in the text to tell give the reader a good idea of what happened, but it never outright states anything. And from there, you can see the tangled flow of connections that lead to the events in the actual story. Honestly, I expected to have to drop the story for not parcelling out enough information. And yet, this way there's a bit of ambiguity, a sense of mystery that drives you to read more.

If only it wasn't dead. Oh well.

And the story of Padme and Vader - not Anakin, not yet - somehow, I can see it happening. Don't ask me how. Oh, and- right. Spoilers. But there's another big moment I think was executed well.

Verdict: This is a good story. The only major flaw is that it's too short.

Oh hey it's this person! @Aleph introduced me to Double Agent Vader by the same author which is amazing and you should totally read it.
 
The Consequences Of Not Being Polite
The whole "Rag-Tag Fleet finds Earth" plotline is a well-worn one when it comes to Battlestar Galactica fanfiction, though moreso on Spacebattles and really gaining traction after the show's finale, which is... not popular on that site. Regardless, it's well-worn because it's an obvious and easy way to set up a very versatile premise. Sci-fi Earths are popular, but I've seen a number of fics use modern Earth instead.

The Consequences Of Not Being Polite

By: The Sidhe
The Colonials finally encounter their long lost relatives. However, they find out that their cousins are not quite what they had expected. Now AU due to progression in the recent season.
Rated: Fiction T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 266,212 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,118 - Follows: 871 - Updated: Dec 17, 2012 - Published: Oct 12, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3194894
Impressions before reading:
I've tried rereading this recently. I still like the initial chapters, but I always stall out less than halfway through, which is never a good sign.

Review:
So, for this one I skipped ahead, and... well, I'm torn. As I said, I like the initial chapters. We get a hefty dose of mystery and then culture clash and just expectations clash, the Terrans and Raptors are cool and you get a sense of something deeper, and the plot is moving.

That last one is the important part, because I usually stall out around when everyone arrives at the main Terran fleet base, and for the most part it's because the plot grinds to a goddamn halt. And with the plot stalled, elements that I could overlook earlier become or develop into major problems. The ones that really impacted my enjoyment for the story, though. First, this is a very, very dialogue-centric story. And around Sandoval base this falls into the "exposition-response" trap far too often. Talking heads syndrome, basically. The second is that as the story goes on the Terrans feel increasingly too perfect. It's... hard to articulate, honestly. Very much a gut feeling.

Verdict: I've kept stories on the list for only being partially something I like, but this falls too far on the side of "Don't like it" for me to keep it. A shame.

Next up, another collection of shorter fics, and then-

Oh boy! @Fernandel, after that is A Black Comedy. I think you'll enjoy that one. :V
 
December 24, 2006 - February 10, 2007
And with this, we finally exit 2006 and enter 2007!



Kiss and Yell

By: Narf-for-the-Garthoc
In which everyone finds out more about the Sexy no Jutsu than they EVER wanted to know and Naruto and Ino realize that violence is the spice of life. NaruIno
Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Romance - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 317 - Published: Dec 24, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 3305335
Impressions before reading:
Mostly, I remember this being funny. That, and a new Sexy Jutsu variant.

Review:
This fic could've stopped after the fifth section and it would stay on the list. But it didn't, and it's the better for that. Instead of being a one-joke, one-scene fic, there's actually a story being told here. Not much of one, granted, and one that's mostly a vehicle for Naruto/Ino shipping, as the bottom Author's Note admits, but honestly I don't care.

Because my memory was not playing tricks on me. This is funny. Somewhat lewd, but very funny, and nothing that rises past SV's NSFW rules.

Verdict: So, yeah. It stays.

Right Place, Right Time

By: claymade
The Androids have appeared at last, bringing destruction with them. But as Yamcha engages them for the first time, someone else appears as well...
Rated: Fiction T - English - Adventure/Humor - Yamcha, Ryoga - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 70 - Published: Jan 21, 2007 - Status: Complete - id: 3353923
Impressions before reading:
Oh, I remember this one. This is gonna be a treat.

Review:
One fun thing in crossovers is to see how different abilities from different sets of fiction interact, even if they ostensibly come from the same source. And so it is with this story. Both DBZ and Ranma 1/2 use ki to explain many of their characters' abilities, but Ranma ki has always been used in more versatile ways, and DBZ crossovers always invite the newcomers to shake up the usual "My Kung-Fu is Stronger Than Yours" cycle. Right place, right time, and right person, indeed.

And on top of that, there's one last section that I'd forgotten about, and now I want to see a fic with Androids 17 and 18 helping out during Sailor Moon's Dark Kingdom arc. Fund it, fanfic writers!

On a related note, this isn't the last time we'll see Ryoga's inexplicable ability to get lost facilitate crossovers.

Verdict: Yes, please, it stays!

Humane Studies

By: Itallia
That wasn't POSSIBLE. You don't just throw a knife and have it go straight through a metal gun from that distance. The accuracy and power that would take…And these were just KIDS. What in the world was going on? Naruto in our world, Noncrack. ABANDONED
Rated: Fiction T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,309 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 237 - Updated: Aug 23, 2009 - Published: Feb 10, 2007 - id: 3387460
Impressions before reading:
I remember the fic lying about this being "our world". And also that it doesn't get very far before dying like a wet fart. Why do I get the feeling I need to prep my boots?

Review:
Right, okay, I've had enough. Super-contrived teleportation our world? Check. Super-contrived method to get all the genin in one spot? Check. Showing a complete lack of knowledge of San Francisco? Check1​! Godawful names for the Japanese scientists being called in? Check. Federal specialists in handling this sort of thing being on hand in minutes when this is supposed to be a real-world setting? Check!

My point is, this is so far worse than Emergence. And that fic took me three tries to get through. Maybe the "fictional characters in the real world" premise just is an inherently shitty one.

*recalls Samarkand's body of work*

Maybe not, then.

Verdict: Other fics do the basic premise better, albeit with different fandoms? Yeah, this is going bye-bye.

  1. The tall skyscrapers mark their arrival as the Financial District, and even just before 8 a.m. on a weekday it strains credulity that they a. only encounter one car before the police show up and b. don't run into any pedestrians. Believe me, neither is true. And "East Side"? There is no neighborhood by that name in the city, and it's not a term I've ever heard. That author's note ain't gonna placate me either, mister!
 
I like your new style of first stating what you remember of the story and then contrasting with your new reaction to the story. It's an interesting idea.

I'm personally not going to follow it, because I have my own style of doing this, but I love seeing this basic idea evolving in different ways. Thumbs up from me!
 
A Black Comedy
This is it, everybody. This is the fic that started this odyssey. This... is A Black Comedy.

A Black Comedy

By: nonjon
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Rated: Fiction M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5,952 - Favs: 13,214 - Follows: 4,280 - Updated: Apr 7, 2008 - Published: Feb 18, 2007 - Status: Complete - id: 3401052
Impressions before reading:
I remember very little about this fic. Most of my knowledge comes from Fernandel's own list review, where he calls it "fratboy Harry Potter comedy" and also labels it an original sin fic. Great.

Review:
Unlike Fernandel's review, I'm not going to focus as much on the "original sin" aspect of the fic. I'm not really qualified to, frankly. I just haven't read enough Harry Potter fanfic. That's not to say I won't talk entirely about fanon, but I'll be focused on other aspects.

And I'm going to start with the fact that this is not a good fic. At all. I made it up to chapter three before this gem of a line sent me diving for cover:

Sirius was impressed listening to Harry.

That's my biggest problem with this fic: the prose is fucking awful. It's a list of "X did"s that gives little actual description and is overall drier than Mars. But it's not the only problem. I can't speak to all the fanon, but Harry's magical arms leave me cold, especially when I found out they were part of the "power the Dark Lord knows not" thing from the prophecy in canon. Which doesn't surprise me in the least, that line was just begging to be used as a justification for Super!Harry, but it's still disappointing. And then I jumped to chapter 17 and the entire first section, the one with the conversation between Bellatrix and Ginny, had me going "What the fuck, past me?!" Because seriously, what the fuck, Past Me, what on Earth made you think that was at all okay?

And some of the jokes...


And that's just the ones I do get. Several just left me scratching my head.

That said, the fic does do one thing right. The author is far more at home with conversations than prose, and the banter between Harry and Sirius managed to get more than the few wheezy chuckles the rest of the fic pulled out of me.

Verdict: But that's still not enough to save it from being a frankly awful fanfic. In summary, you told me so, @Fernandel, and I'm not afraid to admit it.

Next up, some more short fics, including a sequel to something kicked off the list and one of my very first fanfics.
 
This is it, everybody. This is the fic that started this odyssey. This... is A Black Comedy.

I just had to reply to this. I've been reading this thread with interest, and enjoyed your short reviews thoroughly. When I saw you mentioning A Black Comedy a few posts back, I was really excited, thinking that you were a fan.

Because I think it's one of the funniest fanfics I've ever read, no lie.

There's some crude humor, and I have no doubt that bits of prose may lack flair, but from a comedy point of view, I find it cranks the knob up to 11. I totally admit that Nonjon stories have to be viewed as a carrier for comedy. What plot there is frequently doesn't stand up well. But that's frequently true of comedies of any medium. Almost everything Nonjon wrote is golden, including the firefly/HP crossover. I think it's really interesting how different people's taste for humor can be.

Oh well. I'm still interested in seeing the rest of your thread. I'll have to go see Fernandel's review as well.
 
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