CV12Hornet Cleans Out His Fanfiction Favorites List (Beware of Shit Taste)

Which list should I go through first?

  • Fanfiction.net

    Votes: 24 66.7%
  • FIMfiction.net

    Votes: 8 22.2%
  • Spacebattles

    Votes: 2 5.6%
  • Sufficient Velocity.

    Votes: 2 5.6%

  • Total voters
    36
  • Poll closed .
I don't think Gordon fits either the story or Harry Dresden very well. As a compatibility summon, I think the fact that she has to be persuaded not to eat people makes for a very poor fit with Harry "The things that eat people fear me" Dresden.
This fic is frustrating to me (for basically the reasons you outlined) but also because there have been several readable or pretty decent fics that have Harry be summoned in the 4th or 5th grail wars and this one is the only one where the grail war comes to Chicago. And there are enough magic folk in the Dresden files that would be fascinating to watch bounce off of servants.

This fic just fails to capitalize on that. Which is a shame.
 
11 chapters in and I still don't know what this fic is trying to do.

Like, yes, the fic is another Izuku alt-power, but the good ones at least try to do something with the idea, and this fic seems content to dangle mysteries and Stain over our heads. The Demon Slayer additions so far haven't amounted to much interesting. And the fic seems bound and determined to remove any canon MHA antagonists from the board, with Tenko out and about (and All for One presumably dead) and Stain busily gutting Overhaul's yakuza clan.

Tonally, something's just not right. Izuku's voice feels way off, which is a problem when the fic is almost entirely from his perspective. Yes, that's one of the problems: the fic's unwillingness to move off of Izuku's viewpoint is a major constraint with this premise, with the past Demon Slayer elements changing history. I've written a fic with some of these same ideas and you really need to hit up other perspectives to sell the changes the crossover had and make sure they matter.

Add on, as usual, inconsistent tenses, and I just gave up. You're not on the list.


Another entry onto the list of "fics I forgot I tried to read a while back". As I recall, I stopped at pretty much the same point I stopped on this reading, and probably for the same reason: I don't think Gorgon fits either the story or Harry Dresden very well. As a compatibility summon, I think the fact that she has to be persuaded not to eat people makes for a very poor fit with Harry "The things that eat people fear me" Dresden. Story-wise the rush to get Gorgon compliant, both in general and with Chicago's public decency laws, takes up quite a bit of time with something I do not give two shits about.

You're not on the list.


Well, if this is how I fall down a new rabbit hole I sure don't mind.

Some of you may recall rthstewart from me gushing about his Stone Gryphon series. Well, I finally broke down and dug up his AO3 account, because fanfiction.net is a creaking relic that could break at any moment and I want to start transferring some of my old faves from there to my AO3 account. Anyway, part of that involved looking through what he'd wrote for new material and this delightful little thing showed up. I am here for a modern Narnia AU where the Pevensies are ancient history. So many opportunities for wrong conclusions! I love it! Already the commentary on Dawn Treader-era Eustace is getting me salivating.

I'm gonna go check out the rest of this AU. This is definitely going on the list.
Thank you for finding me another enjoyable Narnia story.
 
An Assortment of Narnia fics New

A Visit to the Museum


Snacky


Helena Oakheart, Chief Curator of the Narnia National Museum, leads a school group on a tour, and meets some students very interested in Narnian history.
LMAO.

Oh, the dramatic irony. Even the Pevensies themselves aren't immune to it - sorry, Edmund, but Professor Digory did fly to the west end of Narnia on a winged horse and plant the tree of protection. It was a very personal time for him, don't feel too bad about him not telling you. And the hints at the academic debates going on behind the scenes... *chef's kiss* bueno.

You're on the list.

Adventures in Navigating the Narnian Web


Syrena_of_the_lake


A little holiday gift for some wonderful friends, inspired once more by Snacky's Modern Narnia (museum!verse).

Not really a content warning, but the story does poke brief, gentle fun at "Pevincest" — and other fandom phenomena in a Narnian context.
This raises some rather important questions about the timeline - I suspect this is all very loose, continuity-wise - but this fic is worth it solely for Peter's reaction to modern Narnian Pevincest historical fiction simply being a heartfelt "Not again..." I was howling.

You're on the list.

The Biodiversity of Beaversdam, a Genetic Study by Eustace Scrubb, the Undragoned Reborn [sic]


Syrena_of_the_lake


[Editor's Note: The validity of Eustace Scrubb's claims to be "the Undragoned Reborn" has yet to be determined. This controversy, however, does not affect the validity of the research presented herein. We urge our readers to confine their academic curiosity to the scope of the content presented here. Letters to the Editor addressing the issue of the so-called Reborn will not be published.]
Yeah, this one's way too silly for my tastes. The puns alone...

You're not on the list.

Much Ado about Mutiny


Syrena_of_the_lake


Summary: In which Lucy and Susan go sailing and negotiations go south.
"Lucy," said Susan, valiantly striving to keep her face stern, "I don't think anyone will believe we are men no matter how loose the breeches are. We have breasts." With irrepressible cheer, Lucy strapped on her sword and adjusted her hat to a rakish angle."Bind them!" she said cheerfully. "I've already done mine. Not that I've much to bind, of course. But as you always say, it's best to be thorough."
This is basically just an excuse to ship Susan and Jack Sparrow together which... no. Just no. Everything related to that just fucking drags, and ruins the good stuff about Narnia figuring out how to navy.

You're not on the list.
 
Yamazakura + those tears on your cheeks + The Kakashi Way New

Yamazakura by PrecariousSauce


A continuation of Five Petals
Yamazakura; A cherry tree that grows in the wild, uncultivated.


Everything Sakura's been working toward, all her efforts over these two years in the dark will finally bear fruit. She can feel her headband sitting heavy in her weapons pouch. She resists its call. She can only wear it again when her mission ends, however it ends.

Sakura takes a deep breath and opens the door.

Time to shed her skin.
The most recent entry in the Five Petals series, Yamazakura was something I bounced off on first attempt. The second attempt has reminded me why: it's bleak. Of the three plots it's juggling, there's the obligatory Akatsuki action which is honestly pretty similar to what happens in canon. There's Sakura in Sasuke's role, wandering around the country after having killed Orochimaru doing various things, and then there's the Konoha characters progressively uncovering the extent of Danzo and ROOT's involvement in Konoha.

Both of the latter two are full feelsbadman.gif, and worse, they're related. Everything Sakura does, everything good she tries to build, dies through no fault of her own, and the poor girl's already so strung out at the start of the story that I'm 95% sure she's developed an eating disorder. I really don't want to read more of it. The Danzo part is less distressing but more infuriating, because the author really leans into the "shadowy mysterious antagonist" schtick, to the point that 225,000 words in and the characters still don't know it's even Danzo and the story ends with Shikamaru captured and in the ROOT base being reprogrammed. Fucking Christ.

If the rest of the fic weren't like this I'd really enjoy a fic about Naruto having to re-fit himself in the Konoha tapestry after being away for two years, but I just can't. You're not on the list.

those tears on your cheeks (exposing trauma and neglect) by Morning_Glory_Skye


There is a ghost in Hallownest. This ghost lies within the Abyss after swallowing Her light.

They are not alone.

ON HIATUS DUE TO IRL STUFF
So this one's a bit simpler to deal with. Sequel to grief is just love (with no place to go), it faceplants early when it decides it would be a good idea to cover the Soul Master getting incinerated by the Pale King from five different perspectives. Why. Why do authors do this shit. Weave 👏 the different👏perspectives👏together👏in the same damn chapter. And then there's a long interlude about one of the Siblings and I just did not care in the slightest.

You're not on the list.

The Kakashi Way by DAsObiQuiet, quathis


Sasuke hadn't meant to end up in the past or accidentally create an alternate universe. Apparently things like this happened with dojutsu users more often than clans would like to admit. The responsible part of him says to try and keep the timeline as pure as he can. After all, his life turned out pretty well... eventually? Yeah, no. Besides, staying out if it would be boring anyway.
I'm dithering on this one. On the one hand, I mostly enjoy future-Sasuke taking over teaching Team 7 and working on ironing out their flaws. And Danzo getting immediately mind-whammied and exposed as Sasuke's first step is always appreciated. The future stuff is warm, fun, and fluffy, and doesn't go too heavy handed on the author tracts about the mistakes both the narrative and the characters made. Seeing Naruto bond, seeing Sasuke break out of his avenger mindset... it's great.

At the same time, there are niggling flaws throughout. The author has no idea how to spell several characters' names. The story goes all-in on blaming every bad thing that happened in the past on Danzo, which I think really cheapens the manga's messages. And while the fic doesn't often go into author tracts, when it does it's fucking insufferable, the conversation between Ino and Sakura especially. It just mangle's Sakura's voice in the interest in attacking the mindset the two started the story with, something I think the author is at least unconsciously aware of.

Ah, what the hell. The good stuff's good enough. You're on the list.
 
So this one's a bit simpler to deal with. Sequel to grief is just love (with no place to go), it faceplants early when it decides it would be a good idea to cover the Soul Master getting incinerated by the Pale King from five different perspectives. Why. Why do authors do this shit. Weave 👏 the different👏perspectives👏together👏in the same damn chapter. And then there's a long interlude about one of the Siblings and I just did not care in the slightest.
In general, most fanfic authors shouldn't show more than one perspective of a scene, because each one should reveal some new aspect (beefy enough that it's effectively a new scene). That can be because the new character has a radically different perspective on things (difficult because that requires writing characters who are significantly different form each other), or because we (the readers or the character) have know something more that reframes the scene (difficult because that requires careful plotting).

Aetheron on SB does that quite a lot, mostly leaning on the character side (Jack from Blood and Chaos having skewed priorities) with some new information sprinkled in. And it generally works pretty well, though even there it's sometimes more than might be optimal.
 
The story goes all-in on blaming every bad thing that happened in the past on Danzo
I mean, the manga does, the anime does.

Danzo runs on the platform "my vision of Konoha first, everybody else can go fuck themselves."

Danzo literally made a deal, behind doors with Hanzo to off Akatsuki so Hanzo would support Danzo to murder Sarutobi.

Danzo during the invasion kills one of the messenger toads on purpose to delay naruto's return, to ensure Tsunade's worsening health and netting himself the title of Hokage so he can mind whammy the other kages at one point or another.

Danzo had a hand on Orochimaru becoming, well, Orochimaru and kept behind doors contact with him, which is how he got those sharingan eyes implanted and the hashirama DNA arm (from the fruits of Orochimaru's research).

Danzo is the one behind the general knowledge of Naruto being a Jinchuriki, the fucker leaked it on purpose. If you kill Danzo, 99% of the shinobi world becomes better by virtue of him not being around to make things worse.
 
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Danzo is the one behind the general knowledge of Naruto being a Jinchuriki, the fucker leaked it on purpose. If you kill Danzo, 99% of the shinobi world becomes better by virtue of him not being around to make things worse.

And that's with you forgetting stuff, like Danzo being the one who sunk the negotiations with the Uchiha clan before their attempted coup, leading to the clan's slaughter and him getting a nice collection of Sharingans to implement in his body for Moar Powah.

And while he's pretending to believe in that BS of his of being the perfect self-sacrificing ninja staying in the shadows to get The Hard Men's Real Stuff Done While Being hard. When it is all about him being an insecure fucker about being unable to live up to his own BS and actually all becoming the one under the spotlight and the Big Savior Praised By All.

I hate this fucker so fucking much, and the Root fuckers who kept supporting him after the official dissolving of their group, who was emulating Kiri's Mutual Kill Training and blindly and happily executed every step of his policy? I might have cheered a bit when Tobi/Obito fucked over the two goons Hanzo took with him to the Kage Summit.
 
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So as someone who doesn't really Naruto, what I'm getting from this is that Danzo is basically the equivalent of Erebus from 40k. Not the big bad, not even close, but the lynchpin for so much shit going wrong that killing him early solves like half the setting all by itself.
 
So as someone who doesn't really Naruto, what I'm getting from this is that Danzo is basically the equivalent of Erebus from 40k. Not the big bad, not even close, but the lynchpin for so much shit going wrong that killing him early solves like half the setting all by itself.

With the difficulty being you need to kill him, like, 40 years before the start of the story, but yes. He's not quite as big a contributor as Madara, but he's definitely second.
 
well really the more effective choice is to kill the second hokage: danzo is obsessed with how he's the heir of the second's philosophy and rival to sarutobi, heir to the first, the second hokage is literally danzo's teacher and what we know of his methods is close to identical, and, oh yeah, it's the second hokage who determinedly alienated madara, being a major driving factor behind madara being a bad guy in the first place...

AND he's why we even have impure world resurrection to worry about, meaning at the very least you might not have to worry about bad guys constantly whipping out More Zombies.
 
Dumb but curious question: is it allowed for us to recommend fanfiction to you or no? I kinda wanna rec you one that's good.
 
And that's with you forgetting stuff, like Danzo being the one who sunk the negotiations with the Uchiha clan before their attempted coup, leading to the clan's slaughter and him getting a nice collection of Sharingans to implement in his body for Moar Powah.
Don't forget he tried to clone hashirama with Tenzo, to get an army of Hashiramas with Mokuton.

He also is the one who lured kakashi into ROOT in the wake of Minato's death so he could manipulate the boy.

And probably thousand more things in the bg we don't know.

well really the more effective choice is to kill the second hokage:
While yes, Tobirama was fucking racist towards the Uchiha and Kishimoto just had to try and make it so it's not racism guys (evil chakra that enters into the eyes when someone loved dies is... certainly a choice to explain things that didn't need explaining) he is likely the one who set most of the infrastructure other villages follow.

Hashirama might have united everybody and Tobirama is the one who had the monumental task of figuring how to administrate everything, given Hashirama's Hashirama's.
 
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Mmm, Danzo's basically the symbolic representation of the problems with the shinobi world and how that "hard man making hard decisions" mindset is essentially self-destructive and just hurts everyone. Looking at it that way, he's a terrible person but those problems (in the abstract) would still exist without him making everything worse.

Him dying would definitely get rid of a lot of problems for Konoha though yeah, even if it wouldn't stop the Hidden Villages from going to war with each other every other decade or make being a shinobi not suck.
 
he is likely the one who set most of the infrastructure other villages follow.
so what you're saying is one more reason to kill him, since 'the infrastructure other villages follow' includes things like child soldiers and murdering allies in your promotion exams?

cause like. the leaf is not really The Good Guys at the start of the story, in areas like practices etc.
 
so what you're saying is one more reason to kill him, since 'the infrastructure other villages follow' includes things like child soldiers and murdering allies in your promotion exams?

cause like. the leaf is not really The Good Guys at the start of the story, in areas like practices etc.
I believe the child soldier thing is actually an improvement on the situation pre-village, where children got put into battle at a much younger age. Now at least there are standards, like the brothers intended.

Of course, the big issue is the conventions around the genre and the intended audience, so it's never going to be really fixed.
 
I believe the child soldier thing is actually an improvement on the situation pre-village, where children got put into battle at a much younger age. Now at least there are standards, like the brothers intended.

Of course, the big issue is the conventions around the genre and the intended audience, so it's never going to be really fixed.
I mean, that's fair enough. I'm just saying the second hokage is basically at a slight remove responsible for anything Danzo does (because he literally taught Danzo and like when he's impure world resurrected makes it pretty clear that he shares many of the same beliefs as Danzo about How To Do Things, which is likely why Danzo thinks those things) and then a good sized pile of other, pre-Danzo badness.
 
so what you're saying is one more reason to kill him, since 'the infrastructure other villages follow' includes things like child soldiers and murdering allies in your promotion exams?

cause like. the leaf is not really The Good Guys at the start of the story, in areas like practices etc.
And the organization of Genin, Chunin, Jounin, ANBU,etc.

The man is not a saint, not by a long shot and I didn't mean for any meaning to enter my posts.

Edo Tensei was labelled a forbidden technique and set on the forbidden scroll and he likely intended it to be a last shot in case Konoha would face it's end. Mind you Hashirama iirc gives him a "what the fuck man".

On the other hand, Murdering the 2nd before he has time to create civilian infrastructure would likely harm the village system and get all villages into mini civil wars as clans try to nab the Jinchuriki or make them loyal.

Bad End.

Just kill Danzo, it's simpler and the world is better for it.
 
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