I suppose I should take this moment to talk about my criteria for keeping a fic on this list, and how that's going to change... soon-ish. My primary criteria up until now has been reread value. This is because all of the fics looked at have been either complete, clearly dead, or in the case of Team 8, dormant enough that I'm not expecting an update anytime soon. As we move along, though, the likelihood of an update is going to start weighing more heavily on my decisions.
Anyway, fics!
One Eye for Knowledge
By:
roterritter
In a final battle with the Akatsuki, Sakura loses an eye and one of her special people is killed while another is forced to leave Konoha. With a special gift from Kakashi, she is determined to find and heal him, then return with everyone she cares for.
Rated:
Fiction T - English - Drama/Romance - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,190 - Reviews:
70 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 113 - Updated: Feb 18, 2006 - Published: Jan 26, 2006 - id: 2771912
Oh, lord, this thing's so
dated. It has a vision for the Naruto endgame, and it's completely invalidated not just by the final arc but by a lot of what preceded it.
Anyway, actual story. Spoiler alert: Sakura succeeds. Unfortunately, unlike the previous dead fics (see: Paragon) I've gone over, this simply doesn't have enough substance to it to stand as a story without the anticipation of more chapter.
Verdict: As such, it goes bye-bye.
Rumor Has It
By:
San Antonio Rose
Rumors are flying about the Pevensies, and Corin Thunderfist decides to investigate. (Sequel to Inquiring Minds)
Rated:
Fiction T - English - Corin - Words: 1,123 - Reviews:
33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: Feb 1, 2006 - Status: Complete - id: 2780829
Ah, the Chronicles of Narnia. This is one of my childhood loves. I read the books multiple times, watched the BBC film adaptation, and the American movies, and all three have their merits. Still, it surprises me how much good fanfiction there is for the books. In fact, one of my favorite fanfiction series takes place in this verse, and we'll get to it later.
Looking back, I can kinda see why I liked this one-shot, but rereading it has led me to an uncomfortable realization: this is a potshot against the shippers. And right on the heels of that was all sorts of fridge logic about the logistics of the events within. I may be more tolerant to shorter fics, but I have my limits, and author soapboxing is one of them.
Verdict: Buh-bye.
Invictus
By:
YamiPaladinofChaos
[Crossover with Ranma] An unexpected causality interrupts Naruto and Sasuke's fight, hurtling them to the doors of the Tendo Dojo. Yet even as they navigate the chaos of Nerima, back home, their disappearance causes a chaos all its own.
Rated:
Fiction T - English - Drama - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,914 - Reviews:
333 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 274 - Updated: Jun 14, 2006 - Published: Feb 3, 2006 - id: 2781499
Oh, hey, another Ranma 1/2/Naruto crossover. Think there might have been a bit of a torch passing in anime circles?
Anyway, Invictus does a few things differently from the usual examples of this type of crossover. Well, really it does one thing different: after dumping Naruto and Sasuke in Nerima, it makes a point to also follow events back home in the Naruto-verse, and the effects Naruto disappearing for an extended period of time is having. Add in the duo upsetting Nerima's usual dynamics, and there's the framework for a solid story in here.
But this isn't a solid story, I'm afraid. I went a bit back and forth on this story, but ultimately while the higher concepts are interesting the actual words aren't, and it's paired with some serious technical problems. For starters, there's a bit of a problem with talking heads, and what should have been one of the most interesting fight scenes in the fic turned out to be intensely boring and repetitive. That last is what really pushed it over the edge.
Verdict: As such, it's getting the boot.
Wow, three stories, three boots. Wonder how many times that's going to happen before we're done.
Anyway, next time, we go over another Ozzallos story, and a cute Eva one-shot. At least, I vaguely remember it being cute.