Covered In Blood And Surrounded By Spirits (Hellsing CK2 Organization Quest)

I'd say that this closes off Iscariot relations entirely for the foreseeable future- filthy infidels led by a lesbian who married one of the heathen so-called gods, oh my.

Puts a different spin on that "East Meets West" omake, too.
 
Come to think of it, do rivers even have DNA?

Or will 50% of the Chromosomes in our children be made entirely out of ectoplasm?

Clever choice making Renko the Mother, given that Nagare would then be responsible for the main gender deciding part. Otherwise, I would probably cry foul if we got a boy.
considering we have two girls I would have serious concerns if we got boys out of things no matter who the mother happens to be
With two girls impregnation is impossible anyways (before we add in the magic), what if the magic used to produce pregnancy involves the kami assuming a male avatar to have sex? for that period of time she does have a Y chromosome
 
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I'd say that this closes off Iscariot relations entirely for the foreseeable future- filthy infidels led by a lesbian who married one of the heathen so-called gods, oh my.

Puts a different spin on that "East Meets West" omake, too.
Please, the odds of Iscariot working with us was about the same as hell opening a new ice skating rink. On the 8th Circle.

We'd be better off seeing if Millennium would be open to working with us.
 
With two girls impregnation is impossible anyways (before we add in the magic), what if the magic used to produce pregnancy involves the kami assuming a male avatar to have sex? for that period of time she does have a Y chromosome
Provided, of course, that divine avatars of River Spirits actually have DNA. Which I am not entirely certain off.

I do believe we are overthinking this subject, though. After all, this is a matter of faith, not science.
 
Between Impisi and Nagare, I couldn't give a straight answer.

But the dice gods have spoken. Renko is gay.

[X] Shizukana Nagare
 
She's gay, and in heavy denial.
Annnnnd Lady Takauji is likely going to pick up on that in a heartbeat and add it to her list of `silly little taboos that the mortal really needs to get over and I shall help her to do so` (What, you think you can hide stuff from a nosy multi-century old Kitsune?:lol).

What have I unleashed on our character?
 
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Ah, almost forgot to address this.
why would you do this? this really doesn't sound in any way fun.
regardless of what IRL japan is about the issue, this is magic fantasy japan and we are marrying a literally goddess who is favored by a bunch of other gods; as far as I am concerned we can gloss right over this and "historical accuracy" can go die in a ditch.
Well, it's Hellsing. I'm fairly sure that the entire city of London being massacred by Nazi's wasn't fun, but it happened. Anyway, besides impractical combat uniforms, Hellsing has shown no indication of society being any different. So, i'm not going to pick and chooose. I've kept the entire quest as far away from politics as I believe I can, but culture is an important part of you choosing which country you inhabit. So, Japan is homophobic because Japan is homophobic in real life. Anyway, if you're worried about the PC spouting off vitrol, it won't happen. Renko isn't a particularly hateful person, (unless you harm humans or the great nation of Japan) and most of her worries will be centered around doubting herself and worries about how it could possibly reflect on her family and compatriots.
Annnnnd Lady Takauji is likely going to pick up on that in a heartbeat and add it to her list of `silly little taboos that the mortal really needs to get over and I shall help her to do so` (What, you think you can hide stuff from a nosy multi-cenury old Kitsune?:lol).

What have I unleashed on our character?
Pure, unadulterated, exasperated hell.
 
Well working with milliuimn wouldn't be that bad of an idea, what with japan and the nazi's being allies during WW2 the major is certainly not going to say no to more help making a "better war"
 
Well working with milliuimn wouldn't be that bad of an idea, what with japan and the nazi's being allies during WW2 the major is certainly not going to say no to more help making a "better war"
No working with the Nazi's. Ever. I'm pretty sure that if we did, Hellsing just might sic Alucard on us. That would be bad.
 
the problem with joining any Anderson is that means we would have to join with the Catholic Church, which is only a few short steeps from the Nazi's seriously they are on the same tier when it comes to asshole mass killings and genocide in Hellsing, with the Catholics at least Iscarot *heh* is
 
the problem with joining any Anderson is that means we would have to join with the Catholic Church, which is only a few short steeps from the Nazi's seriously they are on the same tier when it comes to asshole mass killings and genocide in Hellsing, with the Catholics at least Iscarot *heh* is

You know, it occurs to me that with a name like Iscariot, Hellsing really should have seen that betrayal coming.
 
London being massacred by Nazi's wasn't fun, but it happened.
it wasn't fun for the people of fictional london, but it helped make the story fun to read
i was talking about fun for us the palyers and you the QM as you build a quest

You know, it occurs to me that with a name like Iscariot, Hellsing really should have seen that betrayal coming.
yea, catholics are a caricature of evil in the hellsing story. author really has an axe to grind
 
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