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Covered In Blood And Surrounded By Spirits (Hellsing CK2 Organization Quest)

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Spectrum said:
Guards are honestly kind of pointless. Nothing we have access to can actually stop him, as far as I can tell. If he wants to dick us, he's gonna dick us.
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Hm...

[] Accept his offer on one condition.
-[] We get our very own, personal Schrödinger punching bag. Whenever we want to punch anything ever again, there will be a Catboy to be punched right there like a creep on Prom Night.
 
Heh, it's a bit amusing that in the conversation regarding the ship, both parties are right and wrong.

Missiles and torpedoes won't work, as we saw when they tried exactly that in canon. But jumping straight to "hit them with a flaming Alucard" is a bit much, even if Walter was getting a little ahead of himself pushing for it.

Really though, all they need is to have some means of picking Alucard up after he deals with Rip that works outside the infiltrated chain of command. Should be possible to arrange without Millenium having enough information to intercept it - unless Schrodinger also comes with soem kind of good-enough awareness of everything - even if it amounts to sending out a civilian vessel or aircraft.
 
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[X] Pretend to accept and try to lie out of it.

Also:

The LD Man said:
It's probably best to get Aimi into stuff like that early, so she doesn't come out as weird as the rest of us, huh?
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I would like to remind you all that we're talking about the sunshine-eyed child with gills. She already is as weird as the rest of the family.

... Though as damage control, it's probably for the better anyway.
 
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Thanatos757 said:
And you'd think power derived from an ancient sun goddess would do something to catboy but I guess not.
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It does work. He just doesn't stay dead. No amount of biggatons would work. He's a puzzle boss.
Chaossama said:
Actually, random question: In Japanese lore, is there anything that COULD stop Schroedinger? Given that he was created as the perfect weapon against Alucard let alone his pesky given abilities, unless we do the fanon thing and have Seras drain him, is there anything we could do to stop him?

Even if we DID set up extra guards, if he can just pop in and out at will, we're kind of at a loss to stop him.

Not that I would trust him that the sky is blue, let alone that he would leave us alone.
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Theres a few possibilities, though I don't know enough Hellsing to say anything about effectiveness.
-Seal his power. Cut him off from his power source and he'd probably burn out the remaining power shortly. The Jug might work, if he didn't already know of it.
-Tag him with a curse. Not a deadly one or anything physical. Bad luck, infirmity, etc. Something that his neither dead nor alive ability wouldn't help with
-Trick him into a divine realm and close the door. Cat is now in a box.
-Tag him with a tracker/scrying. Schroedinger's Cat has the whole thing about the object being uncertain in state and position while unobserved. So make him constantly observed.
-IIRC another element of the whole quantum state: Either the position is known or the state is known. So if you have an attack which hits him while he's teleporting, he cannot reset his state. This requires a nonlinear supernatural attack. or a contingent curse.
 
I'd say 'invite him for a drink' but I'm not sure he'd actually stick around! In one of several senses. Maybe we'd get lucky?
 
[X] "Let's face it; if you've gone to this extent, if you've already expanded internationally, if you've already attacked the people I care about... why in god's name would I assume you have the slightest bit of honor? Why should I assume you or your side will cater to your word now after everything you've done? Stalin made a pact with your founder and got backstabbed, and now you want us to ignore basic fucking history?
 
The LD Man said:
Nope. Tetsuo is a heavy dude. Dragging him around isn't any fun.
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Dammit.
Sightsear said:
I'd say 'invite him for a drink' but I'm not sure he'd actually stick around! In one of several senses. Maybe we'd get lucky?
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I was thinking that raw damage (i.e. blunt force trauma, bullet to the cranium, kami-based destruction) won't do much, but more esoteric shenanigans, like fey contracts (which catboy considered a threat) and getting their spirit trapped by a mystical gourd, might actually affect him.
 
Has anyone tried just making him suffer? Killing him obviously doesn't work since he just respawns, but what if we just incapacitate him instead? Not, like, knock him out or anything since loss of consciousness might trigger it.

What I'm saying is, maybe we need to try creative means of nailing him down. Metaphorically...and literally, if necessary.
 
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[X] "Let's face it; if you've gone to this extent, if you've already expanded internationally, if you've already attacked the people I care about... why in god's name would I assume you have the slightest bit of honor? Why should I assume you or your side will cater to your word now after everything you've done? Stalin made a pact with your founder and got backstabbed, and now you want us to ignore basic fucking history?
 
[X] "Let's face it; if you've gone to this extent, if you've already expanded internationally, if you've already attacked the people I care about... why in god's name would I assume you have the slightest bit of honor? Why should I assume you or your side will cater to your word now after everything you've done? Stalin made a pact with your founder and got backstabbed, and now you want us to ignore basic fucking history?

"Yeah. No. Fuck that noise. Even ignoring all of that, as this is my choice and it is representative of my organization, how would I be speaking for them by doing this? Betray our comrades in arms, our countrymen, and everything we stand for in order to cease "inconveniencing" the fucktards that have been screwing with us, our friends, and our nation for decades?!NEVER.

"Take your offer and shove it up your major's ass, catboy. Consider your offer denied. Now go piss off and die a hundred times or something as you fail to stop us. We have more "inconveniencing" to do, and we don't need the extra encouragement."

FFFUUUCK ALL THE NAZI'S
 
[X] "Let's face it; if you've gone to this extent, if you've already expanded internationally, if you've already attacked the people I care about... why in god's name would I assume you have the slightest bit of honor? Why should I assume you or your side will cater to your word now after everything you've done? Stalin made a pact with your founder and got backstabbed, and now you want us to ignore basic fucking history?

"Yeah. No. Fuck that noise. Even ignoring all of that, as this is my choice and it is representative of my organization, how would I be speaking for them by doing this? Betray our comrades in arms, our countrymen, and everything we stand for in order to cease "inconveniencing" the fucktards that have been screwing with us, our friends, and our nation for decades?!NEVER.

"Take your offer and shove it up your major's ass, catboy. Consider your offer denied. Now go piss off and die a hundred times or something as you fail to stop us. We have more "inconveniencing" to do, and we don't need the extra encouragement."
 
[X] Deny him

I recommend against the write ins. They all sound great but we want to provide as little info to the enemy as possible.

Remember the Evil Overlord List. Gloating to enemies is bad.
 
Of note: That write-in has us monologuing in front of the enemy. That tends to end poorly from what I've seen.

Also, if they are trying to get us to say yes, even if we lie about it, having 'yeah' in the write-in could be something they can use against us if they are that savvy.

edit: does that write-in count as a 'The Reason You Suck' Speech?
 
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If you're going to babble at Schrodinger, some solipsism to convince him he and possibly everything else don't exist is really the only acceptable reason. Otherwise, just tell him to shut up and throw some gunfire right after.
 
[X] Deny him.

Fuck off, smug catboy asshole. We are not betraying our friend and helping the jackass that hurt our wife.

No deception, no considering his offer, no wasting our breath with speeches. A simple "no" should be enough to convey all our disdain for him and his offer.
 
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