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The Sorting Hat thought that the staff were going to have fun figuring out what to do about the fact that, for the next six years at least, there were now seven houses. Three of which had no Prefects, heads of house, or house ghosts. They did have dormitories, though, ones normally thought of as being 'spares' for visitors. Further, being new houses, all of the incoming students had been given knowledge of how to find and access their new dormitories. That had been a bit more taxing than usual, but it was well worth it.

I shall attempt to belatedly perform this ritual I have heard of but never practiced before, called... "omake"? Please be kind:

As Hogwarts scrambled to create 3 new house common rooms and dorms (although fortunately only enough dorms for one year, for now), and the 4 "legacy" houses and their ghosts were all grumbling and puzzled, a sad whisper came from the Ravenclaw Library: "Who will love my books with no new readers? What will I do with no one to teach?"

(Edit: someone mentioned that this sounds like I disapprove of the original snippet. That's DEFINITELY not the case, I think it's awesome, and would love to see it become a full story. Being a huge fan of libraries, it just crossed my mind to wonder how the Ravenclaw Library would feel about this change, if it could feel.)
 
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I don't disagree with most of your assessment. But nobody in "Wizarding Britain" does so, realizes what happened, and publicizes such that it is a common ward-scheme element in canon, so that the house the Deathcoward shelters in lacks the protection, so Dobby can commit one final trespass…et cetera, et cetera.

House elf propriety and wizarding culture may also interfere.
Plus, it is possible that Dobby could only do that to the Malfoys, because he used to be their house elf. So maybe the wards recognized him or he knew them inside and out and how to pop through them. And for #4 the wards were likely based on intention, aka Dobby could only get through them because he was intent on helping Harry, like the Order could go in because they were there to help and protect him.
 
Naruto - Flying Thunder Escape
Kurama was a bundle of absolute hatred. He knew it, accepted it, and didn't mind it one bit. Being consumed by hatred did not make him an idiot. Sure, he'd wasted time in Mito, seething over the injustice of it all, but by the time he was moved into Kushina he'd realized that he was being stupid. Blaming those that contained him for his misfortune, instead of those that had caused them to contain him. That realization just happened to coincide with finally overcoming the control that he'd been placed under, and he blamed his stupidity on that.

His hatred shifted, away from fuinjutsu practitioners, Senju, and Uzumaki and onto the true cause of his misfortunes. The Uchiha and their Sharingan, the only thing to have ever taken control of him. The seal used to hold him in Kushina didn't let him do much, and she never really called on his power, but he was okay with that. He sat, and unknown to her he watched and learned. Through that, he gained a grudging admiration for Minato's genius, but more importantly he picked up on Minato's teachings better than Kushina had.

Not that he could use that knowledge, not with the way Kushina's seal restricted him. Then the day of young Naruto's birth came along, and that blasted Sharingan took control of him again. Moments before he'd been able to escape, forcing him to do battle for that blasted Uchiha instead of against him. Which, of course, ended up with him sealed again.

Breaking the control had taken several years inside of Naruto, but Kurama had done so. But that brought up the question of what to do about his situation. The boy was almost six when Kurama finalized the first stage of his plan, scribing a seal inside of the seal. He needed it to be close to the echoes that Minato and Kushina had left, and there wasn't anything closer to those than the seal they were all connected to. Kurama used that seal to perform the Flying Thunder God technique for the first time.

The spike of power that accompanied that burned out the target seal, knocked young Naruto out for a week, knocked Kurama out for over a year, and caused panic among many of the shinobi of the leaf. But that was okay, because the technique had done its job. When Kurama eventually awoke again he had recovered all of his chakra, the technique pulling it all to him. Had he attempted to leave the seal then it would've failed, that kind of departure actually being accounted for by Minato, but pulling more chakra into the seal was perfectly fine.

Of course, being at full power didn't help solve the problem that the containing seal presented. Not having the key, Kurama couldn't open the seal. He might be able to force his way out with his full might, but there were two problems there. The first was that he didn't feel that his current container deserved to explode, and the second was that he didn't want anyone to know that he was free. Admittedly, the latter was the bigger factor. But how to escape without anyone knowing?

Naruto was ten when Kurama finally came up with a solution to his problem. He'd come to the conclusion that the Uchiha wanted his vast power. But said power had to be sealed or held by a consciousness, and the seal he was trapped in was designed to keep that power from leaving. But it didn't actually keep his mind from leaving, depending on him not wanting to leave his power behind to keep him trapped.

It was an insidious and foolish trap that applied to all of the seals designed to hold him and his brethren, and under normal circumstances it was also flawless in its simplicity. But Kurama's hatred of the Uchiha now eclipsed his desire to hold onto his own power. Carefully, he split his mind from his chakra, taking all of the hatred he felt and giving it a new form. Borrowing enough of his container's chakra to cast a single technique, he ignored the now-golden self-replenishing mass of chakra he was leaving behind and vanished from the seal.

Halfway across the elemental nations there was a flash of black as a spirit of pure hatred appeared over a long-forgotten three-pronged kunai. It would wander until it found a suitable vessel, a young orphan lost in the woods. Integrating with the child's undeveloped chakra network was trivial, and the child's mind didn't stand a chance against the unrelenting hatred that was Kurama.

With that done, it was time to begin the hunt. The Uchiha would likely never know the truth of what was now hunting them, for who would guess that the immortal mind of the greatest of the Bijuu would forsake its power in order to become a nearly-unsealable spirit? Leaving more and more target seals around the Elemental Nations, so as to make moving around on the hunt easier, would just make it harder to lock him down.



Back in Konoha, young Naruto was unaware of the changes that had happened inside of the seal, not that he was really aware of the seal itself. His chakra control quadrupled in a single evening, those sensitive to the Bijuu inside of him suddenly found themselves calmer around him, and his chakra capacity started going up at an extraordinary rate. Jiraiya would be called back to examine the seal, as well as to personally report on a mysterious new individual that appeared to be hunting Itachi, only to be shocked to find out that the seal intended to hold the Kyuubi was now integrating the Kyuubi's chakra directly into Naruto's system.

It took a month of examinations before it was determined that Naruto now had nine gates, the first tail of the Kyuubi's power creating and binding to the new gate. The second had already been bonded to the eighth gate, and the third was being bound to the seventh. It was predicted that the process would eventually complete with the final tail of chakra binding to the first gate, though how long that would take was unknown.



It took a couple of years, but Itachi and Obito both fell victim to Kurama's hatred, as did samples of Madara that would've been used to resurrect him and all of Orochimaru's collected samples from the Uchiha massacre. It was only then that Kurama returned to Konoha itself. The village was horrified by the feelings of doom that spread from the spirit of hatred, feelings that only increased once Danzo was found dead. One arm missing and his skull crushed on one side, the one responsible having left no clue as to what had happened.

The feelings of doom vanished only when Team Seven returned from their trip to Wave, their appearance seemingly driving the doom out of the village. Tests were run, temporarily splitting the team up and sending one member at a time out of the village. Sakura leaving had no change, Kakashi ended up in battle with an unknown enemy and lost his implanted eye in the process. Naruto's departure brought the feeling of doom back, but only for a day. The feeling left the village again, but only after Sasuke had died in an apparent training accident. All anyone could tell was that he'd pushed himself too far and burned himself to ash when he lost control of a Great Fireball.

Having ended the last of the Uchiha, Kurama had attempted to return to reclaim his power, only to find that it was no longer his to claim. He had forsaken it, and it had in turn forsaken him. Instead he ended up doing the one thing that was thought impossible for one of the Bijuu, now that the target of his hatred was gone. Hatred leaving him, coming to peace, he passed away.
 
Having ended the last of the Uchiha, Kurama had attempted to return to reclaim his power, only to find that it was no longer his to claim. He had forsaken it, and it had in turn forsaken him. Instead he ended up doing the one thing that was thought impossible for one of the Bijuu, now that the target of his hatred was gone. Hatred leaving him, coming to peace, he passed away.


So no Kaguya getting herself freed from her seal, what with one less of the original Bijuu to break it?
 
Re: Naruto - Flying Thunder Escape

I like it.
Nice One-Shot. Works as is.
I would only be curious about the rest of Naruto's life, from his point of view, having Kurama dead, but retaining his power.
 
Not only that, but no more Uchiha to serve as a suitable vessel for her. The Senju have only one remaining member, and the Uzumaki would never fall prey to Black Zetsu's manipulations.
...I read this and my mind flashed to memetic fanon Uzumaki going "A Plant Is Fine Too." Then I realized that's only a small portion of the fandom's fanon, but it was amusing anyway so I thought I'd share.
 
...does this mean that if someone brings back the ten-tailed beast it will have an alarming fondness for the color orange?


Doubt it will happen: the main backer (Tobidara) is ded, the main component (Kyuubi) ceased to be as a Bijuu, and the 'face' of the organization now knows that the main cause of his suffering is equally ded (Danzo). So I suspect the Plan got stopped in its tracks.
 
HP - Life Debts
The Unspeakable flipped through the official record of incurred Life Debts in the British Isles, one of the many automated recording systems in the Department of Mysteries. It was amazing how many such debts were incurred but never acknowledged, not to mention how many of those were accidentally paid back and negated as a result. Nobody was fully certain of the rules surrounding the creation of a magical Life Debt, it being hard to test, but detecting and monitoring them had been trivial since the time of Merlin.

This particular Unspeakable was confirming a theory, looking through the records. From what they knew about Life Debts there should be notable ones in 1981, specifically there should be some debts incurred due to the death of Voldemort. Finding that page, there were far fewer than expected, presumably because Voldemort hadn't actually died, but what was there was interesting.

With an anchor point in the records, the Unspeakable was able to use a specialized spell to search for future Life Debts owed to an individual. In this case, one Harry Potter. The anchor debt showed up first, immediately followed by an entry for October 31st of 1991 where Hermione Granger had been saved from certain death by the actions of Harry Potter. Details weren't available, but the Unspeakable didn't need them.

Life Debts were powerful things, the spells and rituals surrounding them well known and documented if rarely used these days. They were, to most magicals, not reliable enough in the modern world. Not like they had been back before the Statute of Secrecy had been enacted.




Hermione Granger had woken up on November 1st with two important realizations. First, regardless of his actions the night before, Ron Weasley was an ass, since he'd been the one to cause her to be in the path of the troll to begin with. Second, Harry Potter had saved her life, and she didn't know nearly enough about what that meant for her.

Ron was hopefully easy enough to deal with, as she had a perfectly justified reason for not being exceptionally friendly with him. Harry was a different story, and was going to require some careful research. Just in case. She recalled seeing something about Life Debts in one of her books, she'd just have to find out more about them. Perhaps see if there was a way to test for the existence of one?



It was the morning of January 29th, 1992, and Hermione was worried about things. She'd talked to her parents about the debt that she owed Harry, and what that could mean for her in the future. They'd, reluctantly, agreed with her plans, even if she didn't know why she was so insistent on following through with them. Presumably the magic of the Life Debt was pushing her, especially now that she had been able to confirm that it existed. That, and her parents had agreed that they couldn't afford the traditional monetary payment for negating a Life Debt.

Their agreement was probably based in part on the confirmed-wrong passage she'd shown them regarding dodging a Life Debt and how likely it was to kill a magical.

Still, just because she was determined to go through with this didn't mean that Harry would agree with her, which was why she'd collected the materials she wanted him to see. It skipped a few things, such as his ability to negate the Life Debt with a simple spell. She wanted him to claim the debt instead, and she wasn't sure what that said about her. After ensuring that all of the material she needed, and none of the bits she wanted him to be ignorant of, was in her bag she headed down to the common room to wait for him.

Nearly half an hour later Harry came down the stairs, and she stood up from the couch. "Harry, we need to talk."

"What?" he replied, blinking. Probably not fully awake.

"It's important. Why don't we go grab some breakfast and then head to an unused classroom, this will take a while."

Harry frowned at that, but eventually nodded. "If you think that it's important."

Hermione relaxed slightly, as that was the first hurdle. That Ron hadn't come down with him and he hadn't gone back up to the dorm to fetch the other boy was even better. She hadn't wanted to bring him up or why she didn't want him to come along.



"Are you sure about this?" Harry asked.

"Yes," Hermione answered. "In a way, it's my fault for confirming that the debt existed. If I hadn't then there wouldn't be any rush on things, but I did." Of course, that was assuming that you only used the literature that she'd shown him as your basis. She didn't like tricking him like this, but she doubted that he'd agree to claim the debt otherwise. "Tonight is the third new moon since Halloween and as such is the end of the traditional waiting period before claiming a Life Debt."

He grimaced, aware of some of the details of that based on what they'd gone over. Still, the spell for claiming the Life Debt was easy enough, and would only work when cast in the presence of the one who had incurred said debt. So it wasn't like he would accidentally claim any other Life Debts that might be kicking around. Nor was he about to cast the spell that would list the Life Debts he was owed, not if ignorance was an actual defense against them. Hermione had proven things well enough when she'd cast the spell to reveal her Life Debt to him anyway.

Sighing, he re-read the page with the spell to claim a Life Debt. Casting it would invoke the debt, but it wouldn't seal until she accepted a position as his lifelong servant in repayment of said debt. There were warnings about being lazy and casting the spell in the presence of multiple people that owed a debt, specifically that there could be problems for those who owed him debts if at least one person accepted the servant position but others didn't, but they were alone so that shouldn't be a problem.

It took nine attempts before he successfully cast the deceptively complicated spell. Hermione started to glow silver, and quickly accepted her position as his servant. The silver glow around her turned gold and a choker appeared around her neck. To both of their confusion, the glow didn't dissipate immediately.

"Harry," Hermione said, inwardly glad that she wasn't magically bound to call him 'Master' or something like that. "Your scar is glowing silver."

That startled Harry. "What?"

She quickly moved to the books to see if she could find out what that could mean, but the two minute 'waiting period' expired before she could find anything. The silver glow around his scar then turned black. A moment later Harry started to scream in pain, even as a whirlwind appeared in the room. Had she been able to focus on anything other than not being blown around the room then she might have noticed the black mist escaping from the scar, or perhaps the other bits of similar black mist that slammed into the first one repeatedly.

Instead, when the whirlwind vanished she moved to Harry's side. He was alive, and her priority was getting him to the hospital wing.



In the Department of Mysteries, two Life Debts were marked as claimed. One to Hermione Granger, repaid by becoming a servant to Harry Potter. The other to Tom Riddle, a fragment of his soul having incurred it when Harry Potter's mere presence saved it from being obliterated. Unfortunately, the repayment was rejected, and his life was forfeit as a result.

Elsewhere in the department, a prophecy sphere darkened, not that anyone was likely to notice for quite some time.



Come morning there was minor chaos in the castle. Rumors as to why Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had spent the night in the hospital wing were flying, many of them tied to the fact that Professor Quirrel had been found dead and an unknown man had been found in the Gryffindor first year boys dorm. Fewer knew that Professor Snape had been knocked out, and a mysterious affliction was reported in the Daily Prophet to add to the confusion.

It would actually take over a month for someone to notice the choker around Hermione's neck and recognize the significance of it among the fallout from the events of the weekend. Oddly enough, that gave Harry and Hermione more credit with the Slytherins than either had before, the older members of the house appreciating the significant nod to tradition that claiming a Life Debt in that manner implied on both of their parts.

Dumbledore would never figure out just what had happened to Voldemort, as none of those involved had even the beginnings of a clue to work with. He would eventually die without knowing if the Dark Lord had truly perished or had merely gone back into hiding after a failed attempt at the stone.




The current head of the Unspeakables entered the ritual chamber, finding the body of one of his Unspeakables dead in the middle of the ritual area. Nearby was a book, open to the ritual used. Reaching down, he flipped back the hood on the corpse, revealing Hermione Weasley's face. Nodding, he walked over to the book, finding that it was for sending part of oneself back to the morning after incurring a life debt that had only been negated by the death of the one the debt was owed to. You couldn't send much, largely just a couple of useful bits of knowledge, but that could be all that was needed to effect significant change in the past. Presumably she'd been successful, as time was unraveling in a way that it wouldn't if nothing of significance had changed.

He conjured a comfortable chair, cast a bubble shield around it, and pulled out a bag of Every Flavor Beans. The shield wouldn't last long, but it should save him from the timeline falling apart just long enough to let him see what a destroyed timeline looked like. Not that he'd remember it, of course, but he was a researcher to the end.
 
That was interesting, thanks!

The other to Tom Riddle, a fragment of his soul having incurred it when Harry Potter's mere presence saved it from being obliterated.

Nice twist...

If life debts can be acquired by such indirect and convoluted means, that "record of life debts" mentioned early on must be a whole library, and not just a book as I was thinking at first.

Would all of Hogwarts have owed Harry a life debt for killing the basilisk, for instance?
 
It's possible that not all of Hogwarts students and teachers would have incurred a debt to Harry, but how Magic calculated their peril would be what determined who did. Given prophecy exists in this world, it's likely that Magic would know who would have been in danger and would be able to assign a debt.
 
If life debts can be acquired by such indirect and convoluted means, that "record of life debts" mentioned early on must be a whole library, and not just a book as I was thinking at first.


You would be surprised how easy is to create such debts in regular mythologies and how easier it is for said debts to be unknowlingly repaid and/or negated not even mere moments after... or becoming crucial in an antagonist's demise precisely because no party invovled know that such a debt exist to begin with.
 
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He conjured a comfortable chair, cast a bubble shield around it, and pulled out a bag of Every Flavor Beans. The shield wouldn't last long, but it should save him from the timeline falling apart just long enough to let him see what a destroyed timeline looked like. Not that he'd remember it, of course, but he was a researcher to the end.
This is exactly how I always thought the Unspeakables were. No being secretly suborned by Voldemort, no being Magical SpecOps, and no kidnapping people to experiment on in the dead of night. Just magical researchers and record storage.
 
This is exactly how I always thought the Unspeakables were. No being secretly suborned by Voldemort, no being Magical SpecOps, and no kidnapping people to experiment on in the dead of night. Just magical researchers and record storage.
From what I remember, their main sin is being insular as all fuck and almost never sharing their discoveries. But it's been a while since I'd last read any of the HP books besides the first one.
 
From what I remember, their main sin is being insular as all fuck and almost never sharing their discoveries. But it's been a while since I'd last read any of the HP books besides the first one.
In this, I can't really blame them. Given the shit normal people have pulled with technology, and the general attitudes of the magicals, I can completely understand the Unspeakables not sharing out the stuff they research. Anyone intelligent enough to get into magical research should be wise enough not to spread it around recklessly. One might as well start passing out suitcase nukes to every fourth rate wannabe terrorist out there. The end result would be less messy.
 
Oh, I forgot to comment...


Nearby was a book, open to the ritual used. Reaching down, he flipped back the hood on the corpse, revealing Hermione Weasley's face.

Let me guess, canon-ish timeline (perhaps one where the final of the Battle of Hogwarts was a mutual kill between Harry and Voldy Moldy) that made Hermione so sick of the status quo that even death by uncertain-used ritual to change the past was a better alternative?
 
Let me guess, canon-ish timeline (perhaps one where the final of the Battle of Hogwarts was a mutual kill between Harry and Voldy Moldy) that made Hermione so sick of the status quo that even death by uncertain-used ritual to change the past was a better alternative?
Given that one of the bits of info Hermione Weasley sent back was that Ron was a dick and should be avoided, I'm guessing that her marriage was going to hell in a handbasket.
 
Given that one of the bits of info Hermione Weasley sent back was that Ron was a dick and should be avoided, I'm guessing that her marriage was going to hell in a handbasket.


That was a given, the Romione marriage exists only because Rowling said so, appear as of nothing, and was put there simply to frak with readers' expectations (IIRC an after-work interview with JKR).
 
That was a given, the Romione marriage exists only because Rowling said so, appear as of nothing, and was put there simply to frak with readers' expectations (IIRC an after-work interview with JKR).
Nah, it's because of the "one big Weasley family" thing she had stuck in her head, combined with Hermione being her self-insert. IIRC, she's mentioned more than once that she regrets that particular decision. Not that this means much, anymore.
 
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