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I sense that the Quibbler will become a far more interessting read then Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco remember. :whistle:
 
I sense that the Quibbler will become a far more interessting read then Harry, Ron, Hermione and Draco remember. :whistle:
But do any of them actually remember what the Quibbler may or may not have said before '96 or so?
Most of them had not heard of it, and the ones that had did not read it most likely until a few years onwards.
For all they know it was entirely normal for the Lovegoods to publish elaborate timelines of false(to the other travelers) futures.
 
But do any of them actually remember what the Quibbler may or may not have said before '96 or so?
Most of them had not heard of it, and the ones that had did not read it most likely until a few years onwards.
For all they know it was entirely normal for the Lovegoods to publish elaborate timelines of false(to the other travelers) futures.

Pretty sure back-issues are obtainable easily enough in most time-lines. Not to mention that most of them will remember the Quibbler having relevant information at some points, so checking it out would only be sensible to timetravellers that are not total gits.
 
And why do I think they all now count for Sliterin, heavily?

Will Harry try to get a second wand or not?
Hell, will his wand still be his optimal wand or not?

As for Balletrix, get rid of her husband first, but start with his brother.
That could thus cause her vault to become a Black Family vault and that could lead to some funny stuff.

As for the Quibbler, I bet it will go about Sirius Orion Black his trail or rather lack of one, when everybody else had gotten one, even those that pretended not to be Death Eaters.
Even funnier if it also has it about there having to be more then a finger, of a certain rat and that being a Animagos(?) is a thing, so who is claiming he actually died, when all the (muggle) withnesses where obliviated and thus you can say the investigation was actively sabotaged by those aurors.

See Madam Bones going for Fudge his job, since her current one suddenly became waaay to much work.
 
Worm - Runaways
Sarah smirked as she dropped another letter from her parents into the shredder. She would've preferred to be using an assumed identity, but being able to constantly give her parents the proverbial finger was fun too. But she didn't have time to muse on that right now, moving on to the next envelope in the pile. Volunteering to do office work between shows kept her busy, in the loop, and with a little extra cash in her account. She appreciated all of that, but it was also tedious and could be stressful at times.

Outside of the letters addressed to her that had gone straight in the shredder (after ensuring that there wasn't anything like money or checks in them, as unlikely as that was) she had everything sorted into suitable piles quickly enough. Going through the bills was going to be next, possibly followed by getting on the phone to their next couple of stops to ensure that things were still going to be ready for them.

She hadn't anticipated joining the circus when she'd run away from home, just wanting out, but it had worked out amazingly well for her overall. And this particular circus had enough muscle to keep her parents, not to mention anyone else that wanted to get their hands on her, very far away. Only the letters that came every other stop, and that she did her best to ignore. Sure, the group was benefitting from her powers, but they insisted on doing so on her terms and she got her fair share of the profits for when she reached legal adulthood. More so, they were serious about letting anyone that joined up leave whenever they wanted to.

Though she wished that Kurt would swing back through soon. He was much better than she was with the finances, even if she got better with every lesson that she got from the man.



Rachel frowned as she checked her supplies. She probably shouldn't be surprised that she'd gotten things wrong when estimating how much more food would be needed as the pups grew, since despite the help they gave her she still wasn't good with math. But there was a good chance that Sarah already knew that they needed more food for the dogs, so it was probably okay. Still, she didn't want to depend on Sarah keeping track of this for her, so she pulled out her notepad and carefully wrote out 'more dog food' on it as a reminder.

The notepad and pencil went back into the pouch on her belt before she moved down the line of supplies. She had plenty of treats, so that wasn't a concern, but the notepad came back out as she looked through the collars and leashes she had available. She was going to need some larger collars in a stop or two as the pups grew, and she'd found damage on a couple of the leashes so getting replacements would be a good idea. Getting '12 adult collars' and 'leashes' written out took her a couple of minutes, but it would ensure that she didn't forget later.

Nodding, she finished looking through things before heading back out into the yard area that she was using. It shouldn't be long before all of her dogs had finished eating, and she still hadn't determined which of the pups would be sticking around versus trained to go elsewhere. Selling off her dogs as pets was something that she didn't condone, having seen what some people did to them, but service dogs were much better treated and helped bring money in to take care of more dogs.

She was distracted from that thought by a couple of the dogs barking, and when she looked for why she saw that Ryan was back. Which meant taking some time to go over her act. Changing things up had noticeably increased the people that paid to see her trained dogs, which was another source of money to help more dogs with. It was also fun for her and the dogs, which was very nice.

The only problem with being in the circus was the constant moving, and lack of territory that resulted in. But that was tempered by the constant new experiences and the changes in the crowds, not to mention the help in keeping the police from throwing her in prison. She didn't know how they'd gotten the police to stop chasing her, but they had.



Jean-Paul amused himself as he usually did during his downtime when they weren't on the road, by doing his best to piss people off in video games. It was much less direct than his normal gig on show days, screwing with people just enough to keep them from winning the otherwise not rigged carnival games, but it was enjoyable anyway. Especially when he could get people into voice chat, and triply so when his siblings tried using games to 'reach out' to him.

They weren't crazy enough to attempt to get at him otherwise, and none of them took losing well, which meant that when they did find him in-game it was very enjoyable.

Though he did need to pick up a couple more reference books for the next time they were on the road. Who knew that understanding the nervous system would help him manipulate it in more subtle ways, and thus infuriate people with less obvious tells that they weren't in full control of themselves? Just the idea of inducing ever so slight transmission delays had been a godsend there.



Missy nodded to herself as she looked over the new VW Beetle. They'd significantly up-rated the engine and suspension, not to mention removed most of the interior just for the weight reduction, but the windows still needed to be painted over. That would come later, for now she needed to make sure that she could work with it safely. She climbed in, having no problems due to her own small size, and examined the entire interior. They'd put various bright yellow markings in place on key supports for her to refer to as she did her thing, but the more familiar she was with the space the easier she'd be able to work with it. They were also trying a new trick and had a series of yellow dots on the ceiling, where they wanted to put grab-straps.

Eventually she nodded and cracked her knuckles, not that she needed to, and reached out with her powers. The inside of the car expanded significantly, the grid of yellow dots on the ceiling spreading out but not deforming. It took more concentration than she was used to, but that was okay. This was partially an attempt to stretch her own limits, after all. Eventually she hit the limit of what she could do, and she ensured that she could hold it without too much strain. It would be nice if she could anchor these changes, but that hadn't worked out.

Nodding, she waved to the group outside of the car, then moved into a position where she wouldn't be in the way. The rest of the clown corps moved in, ensuring that they could all fit in without issue with all of their props. With any luck the grab-straps, once installed, would make it even safer for when the vehicle was moving. They could probably do even better if they could get their hands on a tinker that dealt with vehicles, but hadn't run into any willing to join up yet.

It wasn't long before the entire clown corps was in the car, more than they'd normally drag in, with their props. Minus Missy's own props, admittedly, but they kept her load light so that she could focus on the expansion of the car. Probably because of her age as well, admittedly, but they never tried to use that as an excuse beyond things that were legitimately dangerous. She disliked, but understood, why they insisted on the adults handling things like fireworks in states that let them set them off.

With proof that everyone could fit in the car, with the driver on the collapsing milk crate, they congratulated her and cleared out. She now needed to hold the change as long as she could so that they'd be able to apply proper safety margins time-wise. Safety was a very big deal in the circus, after all, even if it frequently looked like they were incredibly lax with it.



Jacob watched the door shut as Sarah left his office, having dropped the bills and other mail that she couldn't deal with for various reasons on his desk. Running a circus with more runaways than normal hires generated an annoyingly large amount of paperwork, but being able to prove that he was 'rehabilitating' the parahumans that might otherwise be causing problems for society had granted him an amazingly large amount of leeway.

Having accumulated the single largest collection of parahumans on the continent didn't hurt, of course. It wasn't what he'd expected to find after he'd killed his own parents, but running into the then-failing circus had turned his life around and provided him with a new purpose. That most of the parahuman recruits joined up while trying to escape problems with their own parents, that the Wards wouldn't be able to help with due to government idiocy, had originally seemed to be an accident.

Sarah had assured him that it wasn't, and that his own powers had something to do with finding all of the lost souls that needed help. It was now part of why they never planned more than three shows in advance, because he needed the flexibility to direct them to where they were needed. It also made their shows oddly more popular, because people jumped at the unpredictable chance to see them. It also helped explain how he seemed to be able to drop people into roles that they'd do well in.

Now if only he could convince a couple of the parahuman asylums to work with him. He was certain that some of the 'patients' could benefit from the circus, if only they could give them a chance.
 
don't tell authors what to do, it stops the creative juice from flowing
 
This is a brilliant and different idea! I love it! Jacob as the owner and operator of a circus has me giggling, and feeling a bit bad for anyone who thinks that maybe they would be easy to steal some of that cash operating budget from.
 
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...OK, so I obviously recognized Sarah, Rachel, Jean-Paul, Missy, and Jacob, and I'm assuming Kurt is Number Man. Is Ryan supposed to be a canon cape as well?

Also, I'm wondering what happened to Missy that she ended up in the circus instead of the Wards...
 
Also, I'm wondering what happened to Missy that she ended up in the circus instead of the Wards...
Ran away from her toxic parents after Triggering? One or the other of them told her to go to her room and that in the morning they'd be taking her to the PRT to register her as a Ward, so that night she opened her window, dragged a rooftop 6 blocks away over to the window, hopped out and kept going.
 
Naruto - Sasuke’s Looping...
Sasuke woke with a start, gasping for breath, memories flowing through his head. It didn't take him long to turn on a light and unseal things from the storage seal on his wrist, the one that hadn't been there a mere hour before. Looking over his notes, he frowned and added to them. Getting two of his cousins to activate the Whirlpool contracts he'd found had only gotten Naruto pulled into the compound, and thus killed with the rest of the Uchiha. Which was unfortunate, because Naruto wasn't old enough and the fox had escaped. Oh, and the contracts had probably defaulted, obliterating the artifacts tied to the agreements with Whirlpool.

Sadly, that was only the third loop after he'd finally figured out what was going wrong in general. He'd started this whole dance after finding out that the Sharingan wasn't being passed down to his grandkids, but without anyone being able to figure out why not. Originally he'd hoped to avert the massacre in general, or at least to save more of the children, but that hadn't worked out. He only had a month before the stupid thing, assuming he didn't trigger it early, and his chakra control and capacity didn't come back with him. Just those memories he could hold onto each loop and the contents of the seal on his wrist.

Now he'd finally figured out what the problem was, and it was a difficult one to fix as it originated from before his own birth. Someone in the clan had placed seals on his parents to ensure that they had sons, and those seals had ensured that he couldn't pass on enough genetic material for the Sharingan to manifest for more than a single generation. That wouldn't have been a problem without the massacre due to plans for him to marry a distant cousin, actual identity undecided as of the massacre, but there weren't any female Uchiha left after the blasted thing.

Sighing, he looked back over his notes. Using the contracts to get two of his cousins out of the compound had failed because the clan had used their binding to Naruto as an excuse to bring him into the compound instead of getting his cousins out of it. Which meant that wasn't going to work unless he could prevent them from being able to move Naruto. Easier said than done, but the theory was still sound. Well, he'd gotten the idea from the loop when he'd basically done the same thing with the Hyuuga heiresses. Naruto hadn't been moved that loop, perhaps he could balance off the Uchiha influence by getting both of his cousins and both of the heiresses bound to the boy?

He started planning that out from the notes he had on the previous loop and the more distant one, thinking that it was a good thing that Naruto was an idiot. Not by his own doing, admittedly, but it made it a lot less likely that he would even consider taking advantage of the four. In fact, if the notes from the loop with the heiresses were correct, they'd have to push him when they grew up a bit instead of him pushing them. At the same time, the four girls would hopefully help correct his educational deficiencies, something that his notes said he'd really appreciated at graduation time.

The only other problem with this was that Sasuke was going to have to find somewhere else to spend the night of the massacre. Naruto's apartment wasn't going to have enough spare sleeping space, even if mending bridges with the boy was as simple as apologizing to him over a bowl of ramen. Which was going to be happening anyway, since having at least one true friend in all of this was quite nice.

It was too bad that he couldn't make more of the contracts though, because he would've loved to get some of his recurring 'fan club' tied to Naruto for a loop or ten.



Hiruzen sighed as he listened to the bickering of the two groups of men. Four different girls had found old contracts with Whirlpool and gotten caught up as part of the 'payment' clauses. If Whirlpool was still around then they'd have been able to get a sealmaster to come safely release the girls, but that wasn't an option. At the same time, it definitively proved that young Naruto did deserve the Uzumaki name, being the one that the contracts had bound the four girls to.

Neither the Hyuuga or the Uchiha were happy about this. The Uchiha were demanding to move Naruto into their compound for the protection of their two, which the Hyuuga were adamantly against as it would be moving their heiresses into the Uchiha compound as well. Admittedly, the Uchiha didn't want the Byakugan in their compound either. Had it been only the Hyuuga then they'd likely have gotten away with a couple of extra branch family guards on Naruto's apartment building, but with the Uchiha in the mix that wasn't going to happen either.

Perhaps he could swing getting them to agree to have Naruto and the girls put up in the old Whirlpool dignitary building? It would need some rapid, and slightly costly, repair work done, but having the two clans split the bill with a small amount from the village proper would easily cover it without straining anyone's bank accounts. Further, he could permanently station a couple of ANBU squads there in the extra rooms that existed specifically for security details.



Sasuke had to accept that he'd had a minor victory. For the first time ever he'd delayed the massacre. By three days, but he'd delayed it, and his two cousins had survived as well. Even better, somehow this had raised Naruto's standings in the village higher than just getting the Hyuuga heiresses bound to him had, which meant that it would be even easier to get him trained up for the problems that they'd be facing in the future.

Using his two cousins as an excuse to have Naruto visiting the Uchiha compound for training would be easy enough. Especially as this had prevented him from being 'the last Uchiha' and had partially negated some of the fangirl horde as a result. How much of that was him only being entitled to a third of the clan's property was unknown, but the lesser group just reinforced his overall opinion of the missing ones while causing him to grudgingly respect those that were still chasing after him this loop a little bit more.

Getting used to the older of his cousins stopping Sakura from bashing Naruto in the head was going to take some getting used to. He hadn't expected Riko to take to the whole 'servant' bit quite as completely as she had, and it obviously wasn't the individual contract seals doing it to the girls because the younger Hyuuga in particular was doing her best to be a pest within the rules of the things. Kanna and the older Hyuuga were both taking the whole thing in stride though, his little cousin having gone out and bought a maid uniform for cleaning in while the Hyuuga had taken to more of a personal tutor role for the time being.

How Naruto had made it this far in the academy while having the reading comprehension of a five year old was a mystery, but at least someone was helping to fix that. It just made most of his pranks that much more impressive by comparison. Though Sasuke had made sure to note that issue down in case he needed to correct it in the next loop.
 
Let me gues, the easiest fix is to pull off a genderbender and go for Naruto.
That will take quite a while, before Sasuke-kun is so bored he is willing to become Sasuke-chan.
But bonus if she then still manages to pull off the above.

Now, could Sasuke add a couple of families from both Clans, as a combo of Family & guard unit?
Would help raising Naruto right, you know.
 
I kinda want to see where this latest one goes. Hopefully now that MS is finished your muse will grant us this. Either way, looking forward to your next release!
 
Let me gues, the easiest fix is to pull off a genderbender and go for Naruto.
I suspect that the easiest fix is to get a sperm sample, then pull off a genderbender and impregnate herself with his own sperm. The resulting kids would be horribly inbred, but they would probably have the Sharingan, and just might have enough Sharingan genetics to pass it down further.

More realistically it would take a few more generations of intra-family breeding (think the sort of stuff biologists have to do with their lab rats), and then a few more generations of further careful breeding to keep the Sharingan without having the people with it look too outrageously ugly.
But it would at least (probably) move the problem from "impossible even in principle" to "possible at least in principle".
 
IMO the easiest fix for most of Sasuke's problems is to approach the Hokage and tell him about being stuck in a time loop. The old man is smart, as decent a man as his position allows, and genuinely cares for his people. And he's seen enough weird stuff in his life that time loops might not even make his top ten list.
 
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