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Only if you believe that reputation, which means ignoring literally every single thing we see in the series.
Not really, there is an easy explanation for the "Hogwarts is the safest ever", it has the strongest and most elaborate Wards ever, and if the Headmaster decides to exclude someone, or some group of people fitting certain characteristics there's no way they are getting in.
In the books we see how Dumbledore's need to keep offering people a tenth chance and politics eliminates the advantages of those amazing Wards.

Only before the mundanes started to industrialize Dakka (muggle repelling charsm to squat against bunker-busters released from high-flying bombers, for example).
Other than preventing Muggles from realizing there's a target there you mean? Unplotable charms would also help with that.
 
Only before the mundanes started to industrialize Dakka (muggle repelling charsm to squat against bunker-busters released from high-flying bombers, for example).
Muggles have to know where they should drop these hypothetical bunker busters. We don't know if the view from cameras is obscured, or the land is crunched up through Space Expansion or Close Space or whatever you want to call it, or it just being unplotable means you can't find it from the air, or a million other options for how Hogwarts could not be found by muggles. Plus, even if the modern cameras do detect Hogwarts, they were not invented when the Hogwarts Wards were set, and thus are not part of the design specifications.
 
Muggles have to know where they should drop these hypothetical bunker busters. We don't know if the view from cameras is obscured, or the land is crunched up through Space Expansion or Close Space or whatever you want to call it, or it just being unplotable means you can't find it from the air, or a million other options for how Hogwarts could not be found by muggles. Plus, even if the modern cameras do detect Hogwarts, they were not invented when the Hogwarts Wards were set, and thus are not part of the design specifications.
Just remember: The Fidelius charm, despite what the movies claimed, does _not_ put a location into any sort of pocket dimension. I don't know what other protections were on 12 Grimmauld Place, but it is _not_ the Fidelius charm that kept Harry from seeing it.

The (not quite exact, I'm working from memory) from PoA were "Voldemort could have looked in the windows and not seen you or your parents, and gone on without ever knowing you were there."

The important bit is this: He'd have seen the house, and just been utterly unable to realize Harry or his parents were in it.
 
Just remember: The Fidelius charm, despite what the movies claimed, does _not_ put a location into any sort of pocket dimension. I don't know what other protections were on 12 Grimmauld Place, but it is _not_ the Fidelius charm that kept Harry from seeing it.

The (not quite exact, I'm working from memory) from PoA were "Voldemort could have looked in the windows and not seen you or your parents, and gone on without ever knowing you were there."

The important bit is this: He'd have seen the house, and just been utterly unable to realize Harry or his parents were in it.
I think it depends on the precise secret you hide under the Fidelius? I don't know, but like, I'd be very surprised if you couldn't hide a house with it.
 
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Just remember: The Fidelius charm, despite what the movies claimed, does _not_ put a location into any sort of pocket dimension. I don't know what other protections were on 12 Grimmauld Place, but it is _not_ the Fidelius charm that kept Harry from seeing it.

The (not quite exact, I'm working from memory) from PoA were "Voldemort could have looked in the windows and not seen you or your parents, and gone on without ever knowing you were there."

The important bit is this: He'd have seen the house, and just been utterly unable to realize Harry or his parents were in it.
Flitwick was describing the spell to Fudge and Rosmerta in a discussion about Black having betrayed the Potters, and went into very little in the way of details. I can easily see him using the statement about Voldemort having his nose pressed against the sitting room window as embellishment for his audience, compared to any form of actual fact in how the thing works.

Compared to Harry being entirely unable to tell that 12 Grimmauld Place even exists until he focuses on the secret that was revealed to him in book 5, which is far more credible as an indication of how the charm works when cast on a location as it shows us and isn't a dumbed-down explanation for Fudge and Rosmerta.

Or, perhaps, Voldemort's memories from book 7, where it's obvious that he at least believes that he can only see the house because the fidelius is no longer hiding it from him in general. In fact, that scene implies that the Potters believed that none of those in the area could see through it either, because they were doing magic visible through the windows from the street in a primarily-muggle area. We also know that Harry didn't even know if he and Hermione would be able to see the cottage, due to not knowing what happened to the fidelius upon his parents' deaths, which implies that he at least believed that it would prevent the property from being seen if it was still active.

Basically, we have ample direct and implied evidence that the charm hides the location in general, and only one very poor statement made as part of a simplification of a complex charm when describing it to people who didn't have the background to understand it properly. I'm inclined to disregard the simplified statement in favor of the other shown examples.
 
Basically, we have ample direct and implied evidence that the charm hides the location in general, and only one very poor statement made as part of a simplification of a complex charm when describing it to people who didn't have the background to understand it properly. I'm inclined to disregard the simplified statement in favor of the other shown examples.
For that matter it doesn't actually matter if the way Harry was unable to percieve the house was becaus of the Fidelous charm...or some other charm/ward/whatever on the house, either way it's possible for the wizards to make people unable to perceive a house.
 
There is also the possibility the effect is changed with the wording or intent of the actual secret being hidden. Do we actually get the direct wording of the Potters secret? I forget.
 
There is also the possibility the effect is changed with the wording or intent of the actual secret being hidden. Do we actually get the direct wording of the Potters secret? I forget.
We do not know the exact secret. We are only told that they are hidden by the charm. However, the secret to the Black Townhouse specified that "The Headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix is Number 12 Grimmauld Place". Yet this, somehow, hides the house itself from existing, rather than hiding that the Order of the Phoenix gathers there.
 
Naruto - Puppetmaster
It had started with a trip to Suna. Naruto wouldn't have been brought along if not for a combination of problems with the boy's guard right before the trip, and Hiruzen hadn't trusted said guard to behave while he was away. So Naruto had been dragged along while a new set of guards was vetted by those Hiruzen personally trusted. Jiraiya had somehow found out about the change in plans and shown up along the route to Suna and joined them. Hiruzen had been annoyed by that, up until his former student had found extra seals on Naruto.

There would be a reckoning when they returned to the village.

The rest of the trip had been going well enough, Jiraiya watching Naruto while Hiruzen dealt with the diplomatic issues. Until the two ran into Rasa's youngest son and Jiraiya had subsequently stormed into a meeting to insist that the Suna jinchūriki's seal be repaired before it "released the beast or converted its chakra into a continent-busting suicide explosion." Rasa had initially looked furious at the interruption, worried about the 'release' comment, and then paled in terror at the 'explosion' comment. He was in good company on the latter, as Hiruzen had joined him.

Within three days the updated treaty terms between the two villages had been confirmed, Gaara had his seal repaired and had taken to sleeping to the point that he could be mistaken for a relative of the Nara, and Rasa found himself needing to provide something as an exchange for the help. Of course, being the Kazekage meant that his own information network had informed him about Naruto's burden, and he proposed an interesting repayment.

Thus it ended up that they left Suna with young Naruto carrying a sealing scroll. One containing a fox puppet, instructions on basic maintenance, and basic puppetry techniques. Amusingly, Hiruzen knew that Rasa had tried to pull a fast one, as the fox puppet was one that no Suna puppeteer had been able to make work ever since a previous user had gone up against an Uzumaki. One that had placed seals on the puppet to prevent all non-Uzumakis from using it, and Rasa apparently didn't know that Naruto's name wasn't 'in memory of' as many had assumed.

Well, either that or the Kazekage was getting soft and actually honored the deal as presented, knowing that Naruto would be able to use the puppet when his own people had never been able to. Hiruzen didn't think that likely.



Naruto took to learning about how to control the puppet incredibly well, once he'd learned to read the scrolls anyway. He'd also started looking into sealing, both to ensure he could carry the puppet and other supplies with him and because Jiraiya had pointed out that the proper use of seals could make the puppet a whole lot more effective. One might think that this would eventually result in less pranks being played by the boy, with so much focus on other things, but he used what he was learning to play much more involved pranks instead.

Being able to trigger devices and traps with chakra strings as he ran past them, instead of relying on normal tripwires, made him a lot more interesting to chase. The academy instructors came to hate that he could hide things days in advance and then trigger them when he wanted to as well, and that was all before he finally got sealing basics down. There he proved to be a true Uzumaki, unable to tell that there was a box he was supposed to be working within.

He used the money he made from selling chakra string tripwire tags to the ANBU to purchase supplies and tools he needed to work on the fox puppet, and eventually to start building his own non-fox puppets. The villagers were incredibly likely to attack the fox puppet on sight, but the other smaller puppets he made to learn what he was doing were largely left alone by comparison. At least until he started using them in pranks, with the Hyuuga being the only ones that he had to be careful around. They could see and break the chakra strings, which annoyed Naruto greatly.

Sadly, none of the skills he picked up helped him in the academy. Puppeteering wasn't considered a valid alternative skill in the Konoha curriculum, nor was sealing. He still couldn't do the normal clone, and eventually failed the exam. But Mizuki had approached him about an alternative exam, which had led to Naruto getting the Scroll of Seals out of the Hokage residence. Which he'd pulled off by sealing it into one of his own sealing scrolls and leaving an illusion seal to make it look like the original was still there. After all, he was supposed to remove it without being seen, and that would be easier if nobody thought it was missing.

Unknown to him, Mizuki had been delayed by other factors and the lack of initial alarm had allowed those distractions to continue for longer than he'd intended. Thus his own alarm, and the discovery of the illusion seal, had gone out later. Naruto had plenty of time to figure out the Shadow Clone and had started in on some of the variant techniques tied to it. Mizuki eventually found him anyway, swore upon seeing that the Scroll of Seals was nowhere to be found, and immediately tried to kill Naruto in retaliation.

Iruka showed up, paid attention to Mizuki's rants, and then helped Naruto take down the true traitor. Naruto's use of the Shadow Clone technique to duplicate himself and his puppets had been more than enough to overwhelm Mizuki at that point, even if Iruka had dealt the final knockout blow. Naruto was given a field promotion for his participation and told to show up for team assignments later that week, after returning the Scroll of Seals. But nobody asked him to return his copies of techniques from said scroll.



It had taken Naruto six months, between missions and other things, but he'd finally perfected an idea that he'd come up with shortly after he'd become a genin. The first puppet he'd modified to take advantage of it was able to slip into and back out of the Hyuuga compound without issue, and he had celebrated. Only to end up on a C-Rank mission before he could modify his other puppets. That mission turned into an A-Rank, and he pushed himself quite hard upon returning to the village in order to not need to think about how Haku and Zabuza had died.

He successfully modified all of his puppets and built six more by the time the Chunin exams started. At the urging of his sensei, he kept his larger puppets a secret at the start of the exams on the assumption that Suna didn't think that he'd made any progress with controlling the fox puppet. Something that seemed to be correct when Kankuro had taunted him about his 'itty bitty useless puppets'.

Not triggering the release of the glue and glitter bombs sealed into a couple of the smaller puppets to hit the older boy had taken quite a bit of self-control. Though seeing Gaara smack his brother with a ball of sand for annoying Naruto had been amusing. The other demon container was apparently still far too happy about being able to sleep and saw Naruto as being part of the reason for it.

The first two exam stages had gone wonderfully after that, assuming that you ignored the traitorous sannin stepping in and giving Sasuke an evil hickey and Neji doing his best to kill Hinata. Naruto drawing Neji for the first fight of the third stage had caused him to vow to give Neji a beatdown, only to be brushed off by the older boy. But Naruto had a secret weapon that not even the Hyuuga were prepared for.

Kakashi had brushed off Naruto in favor of Sasuke, which was fine as far as Naruto was concerned. He had a plan, and needed to build more puppets and practice for it. Jiraiya showed up a couple days later, apparently having expected Naruto to seek out someone for training, and convinced Naruto to use Shadow Clones to build the new puppets while they worked on chakra control and summoning. This included Naruto signing the Toad contract, though he didn't put a lot of effort into summoning them due to not thinking he'd need them right away. At least not until Jiraiya threw him off a cliff, anyway.



The first fight of the Chunin exam tournament had started off quite boring for most of the audience, just a lot of whining and declarations that Naruto should just give up from Neji. Naruto had countered with unsealing his twenty puppets, causing Neji to scoff and point out that puppeteers can only control one puppet per finger. Naruto had countered by pointing out that he also had ten toes, connecting Chakra Strings to all twenty puppets that way. Then, instead of controlling them directly, he performed his own personal technique.

"Multi Shadow Puppet!" Naruto called, and the arena exploded in smoke. The twenty puppets were now over two hundred.

"There is no way you can control all of those," Neji said. "And even if you try, I'll just break the Chakra Strings you use to do it."

Naruto merely grinned as all of the over two hundred puppets, the twenty original and all of the duplicates, started to move. Neji activated his eyes, only to recoil in shock as he noticed that every last puppet had a chakra network of its own now, without any points on the networks to attack, and not a single one had a chakra string connected to it. They were also all very obviously moving independently of one another, forming into varied attack groups and taking advantage of local terrain in various ways. Including some of them moving up onto the walls and into the few trees in the arena.

Of course, having over two hundred puppets wasn't enough for Naruto, and he also created a few dozen Shadow Clones. Only after he knew that everyone could see that he didn't need the Shadow Clones to control the puppets, of course. Neji put up a good defense, but the initial shock had done its job and put him off of his game. Though it was actually a senbon accidentally fired straight down his blind spot from the arena walls that finished him off.

Kankuro had forfeited his match as a result of being a gibbering mess at the mere thought of the puppeteering mastery needed to perform that technique. Not that Naruto was about to tell him that the trick was a seal array in the puppets that allowed him to place what amounted to a bodiless Shadow Clone into the puppets to control them from inside, without needing a connection back to him or any mental effort on his part. Even better, they could actually scout and return information back to him.

Someday he might even figure out how those clones could see and hear without proper eyes and ears in the puppets.
 
Gaara had his seal repaired and had taken to sleeping to the point that he could be mistaken for a relative of the Nara

Isn't Gaara already slated to become a Nara In-Law via Temari?


There he proved to be a true Uzumaki, unable to tell that there was a box he was supposed to be working within.

Box, what box? Oh, you mean the one I took apart because I needed more material? -Uzumaki unofficial motto.
 
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Compared to Harry being entirely unable to tell that 12 Grimmauld Place even exists until he focuses on the secret that was revealed to him in book 5, which is far more credible as an indication of how the charm works when cast on a location as it shows us and isn't a dumbed-down explanation for Fudge and Rosmerta.
As this is the exact thing I'm disputing, you really can't use it as evidence that it works that way.
Or, perhaps, Voldemort's memories from book 7, where it's obvious that he at least believes that he can only see the house because the fidelius is no longer hiding it from him in general. In fact, that scene implies that the Potters believed that none of those in the area could see through it either, because they were doing magic visible through the windows from the street in a primarily-muggle area. We also know that Harry didn't even know if he and Hermione would be able to see the cottage, due to not knowing what happened to the fidelius upon his parents' deaths, which implies that he at least believed that it would prevent the property from being seen if it was still active.
This, however, is a very good point. I don't know how I missed this post earlier, but I'm going to have to rethink my headcanon regarding the Fidelius.

(I'll probably still keep it working the way I said it did for any future HP stories, simply because I find that to be a much more interesting variant, but I'll acknowledge that it's almost certainly not canon.)
 
This, however, is a very good point. I don't know how I missed this post earlier, but I'm going to have to rethink my headcanon regarding the Fidelius.

(I'll probably still keep it working the way I said it did for any future HP stories, simply because I find that to be a much more interesting variant, but I'll acknowledge that it's almost certainly not canon.)
Let's just agree that when she created the Fidelius, Rowling didn't understand how it worked, and now, 20+ years later, she likely still doesn't.
 
Not really, there are quite a few stories like that. Now a well written Naruto with Puppets? That's a lot harder to find.
One of my favorite Naruto one-shots had him trying to learn to make chakra strings, only to find out that, as with the academy clone, he had too much chakra to learn it the normal way. So he made chakra ropes instead.
 
Let's just agree that when she created the Fidelius, Rowling didn't understand how it worked, and now, 20+ years later, she likely still doesn't.
OBJECTION! That would require believing JKR is capable of understanding anything. Current evidence shows that that is false.
One of my favorite Naruto one-shots had him trying to learn to make chakra strings, only to find out that, as with the academy clone, he had too much chakra to learn it the normal way. So he made chakra ropes instead.
That's one of Jeconais', right? Or are you thinking of something I'm unfamiliar with?
 
For Want of an Outfit (Consequences of Saving Money)
I've started a new story thread: For Want of an Outfit - Loosely based on the Consequences of Saving Money snippet here, for those watching here but not following me or Hybrid Hive. (Look for it on AO3 now.)
 
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HP - Bad Hair Day
It was the second to last day of October and fourth-year Harry Potter had just entered the Great Hall for breakfast. This normally wouldn't draw much attention, beyond people wondering if he would be approached by Draco Malfoy. Today it would've drawn even less attention, with the focus on the other two schools for the Triwizard Tournament arriving that evening. At first it didn't draw any attention at all, that is until an older student happened to look Harry's way for a moment. She then did a double-take, and drew the attention of the others she was talking with to him.

Like a domino starting off a chain, more and more students turned to stare at Harry, conversations grinding to a halt except for hushed whispers. Within five minutes the Great Hall had gone silent, except for the sound of Harry eating. This included the staff table, though they were mostly trying to figure out what had gotten the attention of the student body. It was Severus Snape that figured that out first, and he gulped lightly before calling out.

"Potter," Snape's voice rang across the almost silent hall. "Did you do something unusual with your hair this morning?"

Harry blinked and looked up at the professor, his hair barely moving out of the professional-looking style it was sitting in. "Er, no sir."

"Then how do you explain how...controlled your hair is this morning?"

The boy shrugged. "I guess I'm just having a good hair day? Probably to make up for years of bad hair days..."

Harry himself didn't seem to notice, partially due to people avoiding saying anything about it around him, but the rumor mill went into overdrive. A Potter, having a good hair day? It was thought to be impossible, the unruly hair being a curse upon the family line. People had even speculated that Fleamont had so many issues with having a child because he'd dared to invent a product that could temporarily tame Potter hair.

Eventually the student body came to realize that Harry having a good hair day and the Triwizard Tournament officially opening had to be linked. It was a dire warning, signaling that the tournament itself spelled doom if it went forward. No Hogwarts student that had originally intended to enter wanted to do so by lunchtime, especially as Harry's hair remained under control throughout the day.

When the other two schools arrived they found incredibly nervous Hogwarts students. They would learn what was going on over dinner, and the dread over the dire warning spread to the visiting students as well. The Potter family's unruly hair was a thing of legend, almost as famous as the Weasley red and Malfoy blond that frequently infected those that married into the families. One of the Beauxbatons students had gone to the effort of casting a spell to check for any sign of Sleekeazy's in Harry's hair, only to find nothing.



The Halloween feast had been unusually subdued. Harry Potter's hair was still not acting up, and that had everyone worried. And then came the choosing of the champions.

Unknown to the staff, not a single student had dared approach the Goblet, let alone enter a name. Nobody had tested the age line, and not a single person could say that they'd stayed near the Goblet long enough to know if anyone else had tried to approach it. Dumbledore had expected the flames to rise up, releasing a piece of parchment that would contain a name. The former happened, but two pieces of parchment were left in the air before the flames vanished entirely.

Dumbledore had, almost on instinct, grabbed the two pieces of parchment to examine them. He found that one listed the three attending schools, recognizing it as part of the initialization of the tournament. All three had a zero next to them, indicating that nobody had entered their names to be considered. The second parchment had a 'late entry school' named 'the Riddle homeschooling group' with a one next to it.

"What happened?" Karkaroff asked.

"Nobody entered," Dumbledore stated. "Or rather, nobody who should have entered did, but an attempt was made to enter a fourth school. Without all participating schools having a champion, the tournament is canceled."

That started the murmuring among the students, until one of them noticed that Harry Potter's hair had come free of the professional look it had held for the past two days. The dire warning had been heeded, disaster had been averted, and all was right with the world again.



Harry grinned as he went to sleep that night. No attempt was being made to restart the tournament, which meant that there was no way for someone to force him to compete in it. He'd already disposed of the muggle hairspray that he'd used for two days, and cast enough other spells to ensure that nobody would find the scent-removing or cleaning spells he'd used to keep the 'hairspray scent' from giving his plan away or the real reason his hair returned to normal after the Goblet went out.

The only problem was that he wouldn't be able to tell anyone about his successful prank. But that might be for the best. He might need to repeat it someday.
 
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