Unfortunately, the results are not what you were expecting.

"Bobobo~" Instead of something that can do minion stuff like move furniture and carry equipment or used as a meat shield, you end up with what appears to be a black baby slime thing with glowing yellow eyes, small body and big head. Despite its cute appearance, it is completely useless for what you wanted.

You attempt to try and make more of the slime thing bit nothing happens, not even your power responds. Seems like what had happened was a complete fluke. Looks like you gonna have to start from scratch and try something else.

You watch as the adorable thing moves around the room through no visible mean of locomotion, looking at everything with big curious eyes.

At least you got a neat pet out of it, you guess.

Reward: 1 Baby Slime Pet.

Any chance we could somehow create more of him?
We could sell them as pets for more income (and positive PR), like a certain mechanical ball we all love/hate in Gundam.
 
Don't mind me, just rolling some dice.
shibosho threw 1 100-faced dice. Reason: Just some Random rolls Total: 78
78 78
 
Week 1 Interlude - Friends
Week 1 - Interlude

It's the weekend and you're chilling at home, having done all the experiments you can do without burning down the house. Your parents are out shopping and your siblings are hanging out with their friends, leaving the house to yourself. You've spent this break from school doing weird shit so you're gonna spend the last day doing jack.

Count Cuddles, the slime you created, is blowing bubbles while riding on the Roomba. You'd be taking photos and posting them online if it wasn't for the fact that Count Cuddles was a slime made out of bullshit energy that you generate. There's some cooking show on TV but it's a re-run and you've already eaten your snacks.

Just a blissfully boring day.

Then someone ruins it by ringing the doorbell.

With great reluctance, you get off the couch and drag yourself to the door. The first thing you see when you open the door are the soles of two shoes right before they slam right into your face. As a testament of your empowered body, you don't even flinch and instead, you watch as your would-be assailant pays for trying to defy gravity and slams her head against the cold hard ground.

"GYAH!" You watch with amusement as the girl rolls on the ground, holding the back of her head in pain. "DAMN YOU GRAVITY!"

The short girl rolling before you has her red hair tied into twin tails with black ribbons. She is wearing a black shirt with a red heart design with the word "KILL" beneath it, a denim miniskirt, and a cute red vest. She is also your one of your few friends, Roselyn Kumiko Summers.

If she's here that means -

"Jacob! Where have you been all week? We were worried about you!" Your best friend Ando Hiroyuki walks into view. He's wearing a brown jacket over a white shirt with black jeans. He carefully walks around Roselyn and gives you a playful punch on the arm. "Looks like you're doing alright. How you been?"

You tell your bro that everything's been alright. You'd already gotten over what happened a week ago so you're good. You don't tell him about how you're now a dark lord though - that would be stupid.

"Hey you assholes! Don't ignore me!" Roselyn had gotten back up and looks pissed. "And god, what are you made of, Jay? You didn't even flinch!"

You graciously inform her that most people usually do dropkick other people in the face. That and you're awesome and she needs more training if she wishes to topple the grand tower of Jacob that is you.

It's strange how you find it hard to even politely talk with other people yet with your friends you can joke and muck around with them without trouble.

Roselyn opens her mouth to retort when someone interrupts.

"Oh! Everyone's here! Did everyone decide to visit Jacob as well? How wonderful!" A sweet voice chirped. Everyone turned to see Christina Bellino, everyone's sweetheart. Even the prickly Roselyn held her tongue around the gentle girl. The black haired girl was wearing an elegant white one-piece dress with complementing sandles. "How have you been, Jacob? It's been awhile since we last talked hasn't it?"

"Well, Duh. Jay here practically vanished off the face of the Earth the whole week. Hmph." Roselyn huffed.

"She has you there, bro. You did kinda just vanish for the whole week. No-one knew where you went and you weren't answering our texts either." Ando informs you with a slight edge in his voice.

Crap. You were so busy doing experiments that you'd completely forgotten about everyone.

You tell your friends that you were busy with stuff and you needed some time alone to get your thoughts into order, especially after what happened last week. While Roselyn doesn't seem to fully believe you, the others bought it.

"Well, that's good to hear. Now are you gonna invite us in or not?" Ando asked.

You nod and step back to let your friends into the house.

"Were you playing with bubbles earlier, Jacob?" Christina asks.

You freeze as you remember who you left on the Roomba.

"Bobobo bobobo bobobobo bobo!" And right on cue, the Roomba comes crawling out from under the table with Count Cuddles happily blowing bubbles while singing some random tune.

"Eh?"

"What."

"Ah!"

Your friends freeze at the sight of the little black slime and your mind races for a way to fix the situation when Roselyn and Christina both let out squeals of adoration.

"EEEEEEEEE! WHAT IS THIS CUTE LITTLE CREATURE!?"

"SOOOO CUTE!"

"BOBO!"

"Dude, what the fuck?"

You can only facepalm as the girls quickly gather around what is technically your first minion.

"Bo-Bo-o"







"So let me get this straight. The real reason why you've cut all communications between us is because of...Count Cuddles?"

You nod.

"And you say that you just found it wandering around. Am I right?"

You nod again.

"...You've got to be kidding me..." Ando mutters darkly as he watched the girls feed Count Cuddles. Interesting fact, Count Cuddles can eat anything organic but prefers sweets or meat.

"Say ah!"

"Bo!"

"And here you go!"

"Omph!"

"Kyah! So cute!"

"Eurgh, seriously. This is weird."

You completely agree. A black slime thing was weird as hell.

"What? Oh yeah, that too but I was talking about Roselyn. It's like high-level weirdness seeing her act so girly."

"I heard that!"

"Yikes!"

"Bobobo!"

"Awww, who's the cutest blob in the world?"

Actually, you now had to agree with Ando on Roselyn. It was just plain weird seeing her act so girly.

Ando lets out a sigh and smiles. "Geezes man, was there a reason why you couldn't tell us that you now had a pet slime?"

There were lots of perfectly good reason for not telling your friends that you currently have trouble remembering. Yes, totally. Ando chuckles at that and takes a sip of his tea.

"Well, I'm glad you're doing okay. Don't worry about a thing. None of us is gonna let out that you've got an actual slime monster as a pet."

And you're grateful for that.

"Heh, so...I take you've heard what happened at school?" Ando suddenly asks. You raise an eyebrow in confusion and shake your head. You were busy so you didn't pay any attention to what was going on. "Seriously? Our break got extended."

Woah, really? Awesome! Wait, why?

"The Science Labs exploded again."

Ah, that would do it.

"So that means we get yet another week off from school while they fix everything." Ando seemed pleased with the development and so were you. This meant more time for you to practice your awesome dark powers of Ebon. "Now since we got another free week, wanna hang out later this week?"

You say sure. You don't want to be doing experiments all the time. Though you still needed to find a way to help the Ebon Emperor, you only just started and without knowledge, you were stuck. With a Phantom Seeker by your side, you could hang out with your friends while looking for hidden magical places in the city.

"Great! Now...help me separate the girls from your new buddy. I wanna hang out with the little guy too."

"Bobo!"

Truly the cuteness of Count Cuddles was a thing to be feared.
 
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Ha Ha Ha...
All is fun and games till the pet/partner grows up (digivolves) and then becomes an hyperactive poop machine, let's see if you all laugh then :V

(Honestly, i am loving our digimon :V...this is the best pet ever)
 
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I feel like its the one that tried to drop kick us Roselyn Kumiko Summers. And if it isnt lets recruit her shes already made for the part she got the whole Harley quinn thing going on. I like it
 
Whichever one it is, they will be our Waifu....

Even if it is the guy?

(To be honest, I suspect either him or the nice girl... uh... Ando and Christina; Roselyn is actually right out because she is such an obvious choice. If anything, my main suspect is Ando for the simple reason that one can reasonably connect "Childhood Friend" with Best Friend - the Advantage listed says our childhood friend is the hero after all)
 
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Even if it is the guy?

(To be honest, I suspect either him or the nice girl... uh... Ando and Christina; Roselyn is actually right out because she is such an obvious choice. If anything, my main suspect is Ando for the simple reason that one can reasonably connect "Childhood Friend" with Best Friend - the Advantage listed says our childhood friend is the hero after all)
Sure it'd be fine, as long as we top.
 
Hey @shibosho what is your opinion on omakes and how can they be written. Do you already have a set lore for this guest or are you mostly making it up as it goes. I ask because I don't want to start writing Lore omakes and they don't match your idea.
 
Hey @shibosho what is your opinion on omakes and how can they be written. Do you already have a set lore for this guest or are you mostly making it up as it goes. I ask because I don't want to start writing Lore omakes and they don't match your idea.

While I do have some lore set in place, quite a bit is still up in the air. I'd love omakes but I suppose Lore omakes is a bit too soon at this time.
 
While I do have some lore set in place, quite a bit is still up in the air. I'd love omakes but I suppose Lore omakes is a bit too soon at this time.
Okay.
So what is the word limit on omakes and how canon will certain omakes will be. For example, since we scored pretty high on enchanting this turn would me writing an omake of Jacob enchanting a baseball bat ( ala Gamer reference) into a weapon of sort when he was testing his power.
 
Okay.
So what is the word limit on omakes and how canon will certain omakes will be. For example, since we scored pretty high on enchanting this turn would me writing an omake of Jacob enchanting a baseball bat ( ala Gamer reference) into a weapon of sort when he was testing his power.
Yeah, that's fine.

If it fits in and is of sufficient quality, it can be made canon. If I love it, there will be bonuses, traits or even weapons! I love them and even silly ones that are in line with the quest might get rewarded.
 
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