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Best Game Ever | Dudley Quest [HP/The Gamer]

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[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Pretend to be a body snatcher
-->[X] Put your recent reading material to use and spin a tale of such horror and hilarity that he will forever regret starting this.

this would be hilarious, just imagine the drama
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
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[x] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch.

Look, we could tell him the truth. We could put our confidence in Harry.

But that wouldn't be funny.

So pretend to be a Bond Villain and explain that, since Harry managed to see past our clever disguise, there's no point in maintaining the charade around him. And then make up a bunch of bullshit. If we have a stuffed animal we can put it in our lap and pet it for extra realism.

This being Dudley, of course, means that the execution will be somewhat wanting.
 
FunkyEntropy said:
Look, we could tell him the truth. We could put our confidence in Harry.
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We really don't want to put our confidence in Harry.
Because that means putting our confidence in everyone he'll come to trust in the future.

Other than that, I like this idea.

[x] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch.
 
Krain said:
We really don't want to put our confidence in Harry.
Because that means putting our confidence in everyone he'll come to trust in the future.
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If you read the rest of my post you'd have come to the startling realization that I was actually suggesting that we not tell him anything and instead try to fuck with him by pretending to Bond Villain...poorly.
 
[x] Give him a sandwich and invite him into your room.
-->[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch.
[write in]- "Today, I woke up and decided to become smarter. Since the universe apparently bends to my will, it gave me this nifty little ability to increase my intelligence by thinking really hard. Also, I apparently no longer need to read books to acquire the information they contain."
 
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Krain said:
We really don't want to put our confidence in Harry.
Because that means putting our confidence in everyone he'll come to trust in the future.

Other than that, I like this idea.

[x] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch.
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Or you know, you become his most trusted confidant seeing as Harry has been molded by Dumbledore to be forever thankful to his first friends/ people that care about him. Dudley can easily slide into that role. If the people vote for him to apologize to Harry, explain everything and help him but then this is SV, so yeah. Never going to happen.
 
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Tell him everything.
-->[X] Tell him to keep it a secret and not tell anyone.
 
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Pretend to be a body snatcher
-->[X] Put your recent reading material to use and spin a tale of such horror and hilarity that he will forever regret starting this.
-->[X] He shouldn't tattle about this if he wants to live. You know scientists!
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
[X] Beat him up.
Wow. Harry has, like, no survival instincts. He deserves get ting his ass kicked.
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
[X] Punch him and run away.
-[X] Actually forget running, just head back to your room.
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
[X] Punch him and run away.
-[X] Actually forget running, just head back to your room.
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!

He is suspiscious because we did smart things so we must act stupid. That means, missing the implied insult to focus on the last thing he said.

Also,I find the thought of Harry obsessing because he thinks the clue for this mistery is in our room hilarious.
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
[X] Punch him and run away.
-[X] Actually forget running, just head back to your room.

That means eventually Dumbledore will find out and then we'll be dragged to Hogwarts.
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Well it's not like Dumbledore forces his students into the war. If we want to ignore the war then we can. If we want to became the world's greatest beater just to play Harry Hunting 2.0 we could do that too.

Anyway it's just like Harry to turn this into a mystery. Let him spend the year trying to investigate us and beat him every time he crosses the line. What would be the book title for this adventure?
 
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Vincent said:
Well it's not like Dumbledore forces his students into the war. If we want to ignore the war then we can. If we want to became the world's greatest beater just to play Harry Hunting 2.0 we could do that too.
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But we'd still get dragged into that unbelievably shitty world, and Voldemort sure as fuck isn't going to be that considerate.
 
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