Best Game Ever | Dudley Quest [HP/The Gamer]

Personally, I think the way the votes are counted is a bit unfair.

"What" is fairly unified with no real different sub-choices.

"Sandwich" is a very broad category that has very different, mutually exclusive sub-choices. It gives whatever winning subvote the "Winner takes all" benefit. The Bond vote with 26 votes beating the What vote with about 40 votes isn't that fair IMO. I think it should be split between the "Bond", "Bodysnatcher" and "Punch him" subvotes.

Were Bond a separate vote, "What" would win almost by a landslide.

If everyone on What had the organization & time to do it, we could just switch the vote to "Sandwich" and have our sub-choices be all the "What" ones. Then we'd decisively win. But that would be silly.
 
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We need to make sure he doesn't drag us into the world of wizards.
We've got the Gamer, we're flat-out superior to those idiots, we just need to make sure we don't get dragged into Dumbledore's view.
Of course, I've read enough fanfics to know that Dumbledore is literally Hitler.
 
Of course, I've read enough fanfics to know that Dumbledore is literally Hitler.
Getting dragged near Dumbledore means we get dragged into the rest of the wizarding world.
Which includes such pleasant people as Voldemort, Lucious Malfoy and Cornelius Fudge.
Not to mention most of the Death Eaters.
And the wizarding world has a faction that wanted to declare normal humans as beasts.

DUMBLEDORE might be a good person, but he doesn't really demonstrate a high ability to stop shit from going down (which makes sense, because otherwise there'd be nothing for Harry to do, but this doesn't mean I want to get dragged into it), and the society he lives in is certainly not a good one.
 
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[X] ... What.
-[X] No, seriously, what.
-[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-[X] Has he been in your room?!
-[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
Getting dragged near Dumbledore means we get dragged into the rest of the wizarding world.
Which includes such pleasant people as Voldemort, Lucious Malfoy and Cornelius Fudge.
Not to mention most of the Death Eaters.
And the wizarding world has a faction that wanted to declare normal humans as beasts.

DUMBLEDORE might be a good person, but he doesn't really demonstrate a high ability to stop shit from going down (which makes sense, because otherwise there'd be nothing for Harry to do, but this doesn't mean I want to get dragged into it), and the society he lives in is certainly not a good one.
Still seems like unfounded fear mongering. Entering the Wizarding World doesn't mean we have to deal with crazy people all the time and there's no reason to think it's too dangerous for us to survive. If you don't want to go to Hogwarts then fine. Stop making up ridiculous reasons for it though.
 
[x] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[] Pretend to be a body snatcher
-->[] Explain that you're turning over a new leaf
-->[x] Tell him everything.
 
Still seems like unfounded fear mongering. Entering the Wizarding World doesn't mean we have to deal with crazy people all the time and there's no reason to think it's too dangerous for us to survive. If you don't want to go to Hogwarts then fine. Stop making up ridiculous reasons for it though.

Well this raises a question. Two, actually:

@Vindictus will this quest be The Gamer in the harry potter setting, or will it have more elements from The Gamer manwha? Will this be a multi-cross or purely The Gamer/HP?
 
Well this raises a question. Two, actually:

@Vindictus will this quest be The Gamer in the harry potter setting, or will it have more elements from The Gamer manwha? Will this be a multi-cross or purely The Gamer/HP?
I could answer, but that would be spoilers, wouldn't it?

So, anyway, been a bit distracted by Fallout Shelter and setting up dinner stuffs, but I have some time for writing now. What won? Or was it the Sandwhich?
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call youstupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
Come on everyone, let's play at being a Bond villain!
Still seems like unfounded fear mongering. Entering the Wizarding World doesn't mean we have to deal with crazy people all the time and there's no reason to think it's too dangerous for us to survive. If you don't want to go to Hogwarts then fine. Stop making up ridiculous reasons for it though.
How are they ridiculous?
Death Eaters are a thing.
Lucious Malfoy having so much power shows the wizarding world is pretty damn messed up.
If we join that world, we'd be associated with Harry, which means we'd go through some bad shit.
 
What won over sandwiches 49 to 40. The arrows mean that the program can't tally the sub votes, but most of the what votes are for this:

[] ... What.
-->[] No, seriously, what.
-->[] Did he just call youstupid!?
-->[] Has he been in your room?!
-->[] Who the hell does he think he is?!
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[X] ... What.
No. of Votes: 49
Tel Janin Aman
Amatsumi
Apotheosis
Bakkasama
Biigoh
Bloodalchemy
Cherico
CircleTheSkies
Corvo Montés
Daecl
Dimensionist
Dirk93
Dr. Bob Doom
EnderofWorlds
False Xteeler
FelSpite
Flamester
Gunman
Heretek
Ishaq
King Arthur
Lord Samiel
LordPanther14
Lowregister
Magnificate
Manavz
Mandabar
mc2rpg
MinorGryph
Mykenae
NegativeHorizon
NitroFumetsu
pressea
RandomLurker
redzonejoe
Ridiculously Average Guy
rogthnor
ryuan
saskakachi
Selias
Stormwhite
Tavarokk
Tomio
Versharl
Vincent
wingstrike96
WorldSlayer
Yak
Zaratustra

[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
No. of Votes: 40
Verminlord1
ChaoticAwesome
chocolote12
Ct613hulu
Edkose
Frakir's brother
FunkyEntropy
Great Greedy Guts
GulibleLeprecon
IceWing
inventive alias
Ivar
jadecriminal
James Birdsong
JeffJway
Krain
Lazurman
LordCassius
Mandabar
Mistofshadows
mrttao
Nianque
Nix
PrimalShadow
Raguna-Blade
saiman
salman332
Shadlith
silentspirals
Silver W. King
Sioks
Sirrocco
sleepyforest
SoothingCoffee
TheHappyVampire
TitanFrost
Unelemental
veekie
wdango
ziizo

[X] Punch him and run away.
No. of Votes: 7
CatScannerDarkly
Dr. Bob Doom
Flamester
jacobk
RandomLurker
redzonejoe
Vincent

-[X] No, seriously, what.
No. of Votes: 4
Heretek
Apotheosis
Corvo Montés
Daecl

-[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
No. of Votes: 4
Heretek
Apotheosis
Corvo Montés
Daecl

-[X] Has he been in your room?!
No. of Votes: 4
Heretek
Apotheosis
Corvo Montés
Daecl

-[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
No. of Votes: 4
Heretek
Apotheosis
Corvo Montés
Daecl

--[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch
No. of Votes: 4
Shadlith
Caesura
SoothingCoffee
veekie

-[X] Actually forget running, just head back to your room.
No. of Votes: 3
Flamester
RandomLurker
Vincent

[x] Give him a sandwich and invite him into your room.
No. of Votes: 2
Damian45
Caesura

--[x] Tell him everything.
No. of Votes: 2
Caesura
James Birdsong

[X] Look at hands, then look at Harry, then put down the crisps and sock Harry right in the face. Afterwords, wordlessly retrieve the crisps and go back to what you were doing previously.
No. of Votes: 2
backgroundnoise
Rmnimoc

[X] Look at food in hand, then look at Harry.
No. of Votes: 2
Dark Ness
Rem Ipsum

-[X] "Hold these."
No. of Votes: 2
Dark Ness
Rem Ipsum

-[X] Sock Harry in the face. Afterwords, retrieve the food and go back to what you were doing previously.
No. of Votes: 2
Dark Ness
Rem Ipsum

[X] "It's called puberty. You'll understand when you're eleven."
No. of Votes: 2
Dark Ness
Rem Ipsum

[X]Pretend to be a body snatcher. Nothing can go wrong.
No. of Votes: 1
archangis

[x] I ate Dudley's brains and I'll eat yours next!!!
No. of Votes: 1
Beyogi

[X] Punch him and push him out of a window.
No. of Votes: 1
Arkheias

[X] Explain (read, 'brag') that Dudley has been replaced by the newer, better, Dudley 'Flame-Eater' Dursley, and he's probably upset because he has a tender mouth.
No. of Votes: 1
redzonejoe


Total No. of Voters: 99
 
Come on everyone, let's play at being a Bond villain!

How are they ridiculous?
Death Eaters are a thing.
Lucious Malfoy having so much power shows the wizarding world is pretty damn messed up.
If we join that world, we'd be associated with Harry, which means we'd go through some bad shit.

Eh. I don't think we should make any commitments to (not) getting involved just yet. Particularly since we don't know how much of a crossover this game is.
 
How are they ridiculous?
Death Eaters are a thing.
Lucious Malfoy having so much power shows the wizarding world is pretty damn messed up.
If we join that world, we'd be associated with Harry, which means we'd go through some bad shit.
They're ridiculous because they're not especially threatening to us. Death Eaters are in hiding at this time. They're not walking around killing people left and right. By the time they become a threat we'd be more than prepared to deal with it. You might as well say we're likely say that there's dragons.
How messed up the Wizarding World is? Who Cares? Once again it's not to the point that it bothers us until at least 5th year.
Our association with Harry could be very limited if we want it to. What bad stuff will we go through? People asking us if we can introduce them to him? A lot of the stuff Harry goes through is because he chooses to himself. He founded the DA himself for instance. The very small amount of crap we'd get for being Harry's cousin would be easily managed in most situations. Otherwise that's flavor to the quest.
 
How are they ridiculous?
Death Eaters are a thing.
Lucious Malfoy having so much power shows the wizarding world is pretty damn messed up.
If we join that world, we'd be associated with Harry, which means we'd go through some bad shit.
Remember that this is a british problem. The french for example have
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Beauxbatons_Academy_of_Magic
And were completely and utterly uninvolved with the entire plotline with the exception of their headmistress dating hagrid and the triwizarding tournament
Here is a list of the 11 magic schools
http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Wizarding_schools
And different countries have their own wizarding government, and so on. HP is not fighting for the fate of the world, its fighting for the fate of britain
 
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And we could interact with the Wizarding World in the form of the fantastical races and beasts, and the magical world extend well beyond Wizarding Britain, no need to get involved in Wizard politics/Hogwarts-Potter shenanigans before Voldemort actually comes back. Honestly, the fear mongering strikes me as premature and exaggerate. It's a Harry Potter crossover, were people seriously expecting no contact with Magic at all? What would be the point?

[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call youstupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
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A Verry Harry Situation 02
There are, you think, about twenty billion thoughts going through your head right now. Was Harry calling you stupid?! Had he gone through your room while you were downstairs?! Who the hell does he think he is, what the hell does he think he's saying?!

What actually escapes your mouth is a simple, dumbfounded, "What."

"Don't play stupid with me now, I asked you a question!" Harry is upset, but you don't think anyone can be as upset as you are now.

"Are you telling me... That you've been spying on me? Wait, what the hell are you trying to say anyway, that I'm stupid?! You're stupid! What are you trying to say, are you accusing me of being some, some, some evil twin clone monster?!"

Harry's glasses gleam as he steps forwards. "Like I said, I don't know what's going on. But I mean to find out."

"Go soak your damned head you delusional little wanker," You say as you storm past him, "I don't have time to deal with whatever new fantasy you've come up with."

Harry grabs your arm. "I told you, I'm going to find out what's going on."

[] Like you have to tell a, a freak like Harry anything!
-[] Demand that he let you go, or else.
-[] Wrench your arm away from him.
-[] Spin around and headbutt his face.
[] Calm down, and think things through before you do anything.
-[] Bring him into your room and tell him everything.
-[] Tell him that nothing is going on. He's imagining things.
-[] Spin around and headbutt his face.
[] Confess sarcastically to being
-[] Dudley's secret evil twin, back from the orphanage!
-[] A body-snatching head crab from the planet H'trae
-[] The guy who's about to spin around and headbutt him in the face.

Is that formatting better for the Vote Counter?
 
[X] Like you have to tell a, a freak like Harry anything!
-[X] Spin around and headbutt his face.

Sometimes you need to headbutt a freak, and this appears to be one of those times. He grabbed you!
 
[X] Confess sarcastically to being
-[X] The guy who's about to spin around and headbutt him in the face.

His blood will get on our food. Best avoid it.
 
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