Ok. Here's what I got at 3AM! Results may or may not be accurate.
Half-Assed Vote Tallying:
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
No. of votes: 24
@Tel_Janin_Aman
@Tavarokk
@wingstrike96
@Dirk93
@saskakachi
@NegativeHorizon
@Dimensionist
@Versharl
@Amatsumi
@Lowregister
@Lord_Samiel
@Cherico
@FelSpite
@Stormwhite
@Gunman
@Zaratustra
@Heretek
@mc2rpg
@rogthnor
@Yak
@False_Xteeler
@Biigoh
@Mykenae
@Bloodalchemy
[x] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch.
No. of votes: 17
@FunkyEntropy
@Shadlith
@jadecriminal
@ziizo
@MinorGryph
@Ivar
@Krain
@Sirrocco
@salman332
@Apotheosis
@TheHappyVampire
@chocolote12
@Ct613hulu
@Raguna-Blade
@Nianque
@veekie
@SoothingCoffee
[x] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch
--[x] Tell him everything.
No. of votes: 3
@mrttao
@Caesura
@James_Birdsong
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Pretend to be a body snatcher
-->[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch
-->[X] Put your recent reading material to use and spin a tale of such horror and hilarity that he will forever regret starting this.
--->[x] Tell him everything.
@LordCassius
[X] Look at food in hand, then look at Harry.
-[X] "Hold these."
-[X] Sock Harry in the face. Afterwords, retrieve the food and go back to what you were doing previously.
[X] "It's called puberty. You'll understand when you're eleven."
No. of votes: 3
@Ridiculously_Average_Guy
@Dark_Ness
@Rem_Ipsum
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Tell him everything.
-->[X] Tell him to keep it asecret and not tell anyone.
@saiman
[X]Pretend to be a body snatcher. Nothing can go wrong.
No. of votes:
@archangis
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Pretend to be a body snatcher
-->[X] Put your recent reading material to use and spin a tale of such horror and hilarity that he will forever regret starting this.
No. of votes: 2
@Unelemental
@wdango
@Sioks
@Edkose
@Frakir's_brother
@GulibleLeprecon
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Tell him everything.
No. of votes: 2
@Verminlord1
@JeffJway
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Tell him everything.
-->[X] Tell him to keep it a secret and not tell anyone.
No. of votes: 2
@Silver_W._King
@Lazurman
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Pretend to be a body snatcher
-->[X] Put your recent reading material to use and spin a tale of such horror and hilarity that he will forever regret starting this.
No. of votes: 2
@sleepyforest
@Wwind
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Pretend to be a body snatcher
-->[X] Put your recent reading material to use and spin a tale of such horror and hilarity that he will forever regret starting this.
-->[X] He shouldn't tattle about this if he wants to live. You know scientists!
No. of votes:
@silentspirals
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
No. of votes:
@CircleTheSkies
[x] Punch him and run away.
No. of votes: 2
@Corvo_Montés
@Manavz
@jacobk
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
[X] Punch him and run away.
-[X] Actually forget running, just head back to your room.
No. of votes: 2
@WorldSlayer
@Vincent
@Flamester
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
[X] Punch him and run away.
No. of votes:
@Dr._Bob_Doom
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Tell him everything.
No. of votes: 2
@Great_Greedy_Guts
@RandomLurker
[x] Give him a sandwich and invite him into your room.
->[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch.
[write in]- "Today, I woke up and decided to become smarter. Since the universe apparently bends to my will, it gave me this nifty little ability to increase my intelligence by thinking really hard. Also, I apparently no longer need to read books to acquire the information they contain."
No. of votes:
@Damian45
[X] ... What.
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
No. of votes:
@Bakkasama
[x] I ate Dudley's brains and I'll eat yours next!!!
No. of votes:
@Beyogi
[X] Look at hands, then look at Harry, then put down the crisps and sock Harry right in the face. Afterwords, wordlessly retrieve the crisps and go back to what you were doing previously.
No. of votes: 2
@backgroundnoise
@Rmnimoc
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
---[x] Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you? I'm not some shitty third rate two-dimensional static character in a kid's book you know. I'm an actual person, not a piece of furniture that if it starts to look different it means something is wrong. I'm allowed to do something or be distracted by something or try a new thing. You're an asshole.
No. of votes:2
@King_Arthur
@ryuan
[x] ... What.
-->[x] No, seriously, what.
[x] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[x] Pretend to be a Bond Villain caught in the act just like in one of those movies Daddy likes to watch
--->[x] Tell him everything.
No. of votes:
@Mandabar
[X] Punch him and push him out of a window.
No. of votes:
@Arkheias
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
[X] Punch him and run away.
[X] Explain (read, 'brag') that Dudley has been replaced by the newer, better, Dudley 'Flame-Eater' Dursley, and he's probably upset because he has a tender mouth.
No. of votes:
@redzonejoe
