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Best Game Ever | Dudley Quest [HP/The Gamer]

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[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
[X] Start crying and call your parents. "Mummy! Daddy! Harry's being mean to me!"
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
Verminlord1 said:
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Tell him everything.

Lets rub it in, we are so awesome we can even outweird Harry
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Wouldn't he start talking to Dumbledore and then we'd get dragged in with that old shit?
I don't want to go to Hogwarts, where they keep forming students to be as idiotic as the adults are in the wizarding world.
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?

Hey, we're Dudley, after all.

EDIT: Remember, we don't have to justify ourselves or any nonsense like that. It's Harry. He's finally cracked, clearly.
 
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[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!

I'm wondering why he jumped to the fantastical 'body snatcher' theory, when there's a much simpler 'he had an epiphany/he's reevaluating some things'. I'd have figured Harry, before being informed about the Wizarding World, would have stuck to the more mundane explanations, through pavlovian conditioning if nothing else.
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
CircleTheSkies said:
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?

Hey, we're Dudley, after all.

EDIT: Remember, we don't have to justify ourselves or any nonsense like that. It's Harry. He's finally cracked, clearly.
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We need to make sure he doesn't drag us into the world of wizards.
We've got the Gamer, we're flat-out superior to those idiots, we just need to make sure we don't get dragged into Dumbledore's view.
 
Sorry Harry, but when you so thoughtlessly look on the gift horse in the mouth (his cousin not being an ass for once) you deserve what you get. I have zero sympathy for you right now, previous circumstances non withstanding.
 
Actually, now that I'm calm after my kneejerk reaction, I think this might be a chance for something good.

[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Tell him everything.
-->[X] Tell him to keep it a secret and not tell anyone.
 
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[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
[X] Give him a sandwhich and invite him into your room.
-->[X] Pretend to be a body snatcher
-->[X] Put your recent reading material to use and spin a tale of such horror and hilarity that he will forever regret starting this.
 
[X] Punch him and run away.

Eh. The write-ins seem to serious and unfun. I like the idea of us glancing to the left, glancing to the right, then just punching him the face and running off. It makes me giggle.

Also? Combat XP! Harry's higher level, so if we take him down we could level up.
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!
 
...That's actually kind of sweet. Harry is concerned for us!




[Χ] Punch him and run away.

[jk] "It's called puberty. You'll understand when you're eleven."
 
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Since Dudley turned off Book Devour when will he go to his local library and start getting skills from books there, since the books dont disappear so their is no stealing or missing books so no trouble.
 
[X] ... What.
-->[X] No, seriously, what.
-->[X] Did he just call you stupid!?
-->[X] Has he been in your room?!
-->[X] Who the hell does he think he is?!


How dare he call Dudley stupid and go into his room, time for punishment.

Edit: Decided to remove the punching Harry if only for easier tallying.
 
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