That was pretty bad ass, nice chapters.

I really hate the trope common in JP anime of hidden group with a plan that's stupid who are probably your boss while you flail around trying to save the world.

Anyway everyone probably craping there pants right now can't wait for the next chapter.
 
That was pretty bad ass, nice chapters.

I really hate the trope common in JP anime of hidden group with a plan that's stupid who are probably your boss while you flail around trying to save the world.

Anyway everyone probably craping there pants right now can't wait for the next chapter.
Considering that Evangelion was a landmark anime, it's totally possible that that trope was rare before, but when it appeared, basically every writer latched onto it as one of the fundamental components of the anime and incorporated it into their works. I don't know how true that is considering I don't consume many animes.
 
Entry 33
As I stare down at the newly formed pathway, I can't help but glance up and see the two heavily damaged Nerve EVA's. A quick glance back at the hole, and some calculations.

Hmm, I have time.

With a burst of energy I signaled lazily floating spear to wait here until I came back.

Marching towards the incapacitated EVA's I do a quick scan and locate an emergency release. Using My Spire I activate it, causing both entry plugs to burst out of Unit 00 and 02's Backs in way that could have been pretty harmful to the pilots. Thankfully I was expecting this and just caught them both, before splitting them like I had Kaworu's.

Revealing to an unconscious Bluette, and what appeared to be a very stunned Mari Makinami. I spritzed theme both with a cloud of nanites to give some first aid, before floating the both behind me beside the unconscious Kaworu.

Severing a mental connection in a non to gentle fashion is apparently likely to harm the subject, who could of guessed.

Now to make a bit of hustle, I don't want to have to go to far out of my way to get Gendo and his arm parasite.

The geofront was in a panic, non all that surprising considering the unidentified green robot mucking about.

But really breaking down and screaming as I walked by? Rude.

It's not like I'd actually hurt any humans, and no Kaworu doesn't count. I have however run into a problem I have overlooked. You see I grabbed the pilots with the express reasoning of handing them off to Nerv, hopefully to a medical facility. Sure as far as I could detect MAri was the worst off and my Nano machines had pretty much fixed her up as far as I could tell.

But to be honest, my knowledge of human Biology is basically worthless. Especially evangelion human's I'm ninety percent sure that the humanity I knew didn't have three spleens after all.

Or at least I think they're spleens, I'm not an expert.

The issue with my plan swiftly showed itself when I realized this Chassis doesn't have an external speaker. This has caused issues as a giant robot trying mime out meaning is apparently reason to have a mental breakdown. Poor Man Might never recover.

I really should have thought this through better.

The spears amusement isn't helping either.

Panic was a reasonable response Misato contemplated, draining a can of beer that Aoba had acquired for her.

Most of the bridge bunnies were all but loosing their minds as they stared at the internal feeds of the Green robot practically taking it's time as it made it's way through the geofront.

She was fairly certain it hadn't even noticed the turrets shooting at it, even if the strange spear floating behind it seemed to take offense when they pointed its way.

But even then there were still some who managed to keep a hold of themselves, Maya was nearing the speed of light with how fast she was typing. Aoba was beside her enjoying a beer of his own, and Ritz looked as though someone had pulled her soul out, but she was still trying to get the MAGI to do something other than Laugh hysterically.

Misato herself was trying to figure what she could, even do as she swallowed the last of her beer.

Not much she though as the wall began to melt making a hole, promptly followed by said green giant. It seemed like it was just going to keep walking, only for it to spot them sitting on the bridge right at the creatures eye level.

Then it began walking towards them, only stop and looked to the side as UNIT 01 BURST THROUGH THE WALL WHAT THE HELL SHINJI! The purple titan throwing a punch with enough force rustle her hair.

That said punch didn't even cause the beings head to move however crushed any hope that was building. The metallic green robot didn't even bother moving just looking at Unit 01 like it was particularly stupid, before the entry plug burst out of it's back with no warning. The Eva slumping to the ground like it's strings had been cut, while the Entry Plug just floated in the air.

Before doing exactly as it had done to Unit .06's entry plug, splitting it in half, the LLC splattering to the floor and showing a terrified Shinji. She closed her eyes, Misato didn't want to see whatever this monster was going to do the third child.

She wasn't expecting to feel several bony somethings to slam into her gut. Well not exactly slam so much as hit with enough force to knock her over. Opening her eyes she found herself stuck under a pile of plug suit covered children. Including Rei and Mari, when the heck had they gotten here?

There was a sound of whirring that drew her from her mind, only to see Commander Ikari's ridiculous little elevator stop at the bridge. Just in time to see said commanders eyes go wide behind his glasses when he saw the giant that was staring at the commander with surprising amount of intensity.

She almost expected it when said commander was lifted from the ground by an invisible force, pulled towards the robot and apparently held paralyzed if the tensing of his muscles said anything.

She wasn't sure what happened next if only because, just what the fuck?

Once second the commanders is there the next he's on the ground after having a giant white worm ripped out of his arm.

"What the fuck is that!?" she found herself shouting in near hysteria.

She wasn't expecting the robots attention to focus on her, she wasn't expecting an image she had tried to forget. An image she had shoved into the very back of her mind to be pulled forth ripping and howling.

She wasn't expecting to see the titanic glowing figure ripping itself from the earth as the second impact commenced. To feel the arctic winds as she floated away from the last place she had ever seen her father alive.

She wasn't expecting to see her fathers blurry face covered in tears as he pushed her escape pod out to sea.

When reality came back she was still underneath a mountain of prepubescent kids, but one of her hands was wrapped tightly around the cross her father had given her.

And she could feel the Tears running down her face as she glared at the worm struggling in mid air, the green titan looking at her with a smidge of what could be considered concern.

She couldn't be bother to think about it.

Misato Katsuragi was to busy wishing nothing but suffering upon the thing that had killed her father.

Edit A/U: To clarify the worm is Adam because I refuse to believe he stay in his inactive state, so he started growing it's just that since he's growing while inside gendo it doesn't really show until he gets ripped out.
 
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Well now, you already hacked them, just use their own speakers, sheesh! I know their tech is so primitive you didn't even notice audio output that can't be weaponized, but come on man! You know about speakers!

I have no fucking clue what the hell that worm was, and I thought I watched all versions of that shitshow called NGE...

Can't wait for the inevitable interrogate the Lance does to the other Lance while said green giant stands there, mildly concerned. Mostly because the other lance is very much acting like a child with the hand in the cookie jar for some reason...

Hey, fixing this world shouldn't be that hard compared to his starter system, right? At least physics are consistently fucked up instead of whatever the hell the singularity of bullshit he has for a planet back home is...

Edit: Wait, I just saw that edited in authors note. Holy shit, is he gonna do a fucking workplace inspection on them!? I mean, I can't really blame Lilith for how utterly fucked she is right now, she can't really heal without releasing her hold on the planet, which would instantly and catastrophically destroy it, but Adam? Bruh, REALITY IS LITERALLY FRAYING AT THE SEAMS!
 
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Well now, you already hacked them, just use their own speakers, sheesh! I know their tech is so primitive you didn't even notice audio output that can't be weaponized, but come on man! You know about speakers!

I have no fucking clue what the hell that worm was, and I thought I watched all versions of that shitshow called NGE...
I haven't even watched it beyond clips - I just know of that worm from wiki trawling.
Gendo swallowed Adam's embryo, Adam fused within Gendo's hand.
It's why in End of Evangelion that he tries to "touch" Rei - with all the angels dead, he could singularly dictate Third Impact.
Of course however, Rei had experience with fighting back at this point: with no more angels and with such bad touch, she pulls an uno reverse card on him.
 
So that happened.
Well, I agree with my brethren and sisters here.
Adam's gonna get shanked soon.
Mid rant really.

Lilith needs to be let out...
Can't have Lilith be a basement dwelling goblin now.
Lilith's gonna need sunlight after all and maybe touch grass.

Misato, just get another beer.
You're not drunk enough for this.
 
oh boy white seed...your going to be put in time out corner along with black seed.

prepare for the spanking of the millenia of a angry robot being angry robot dad.
 
To be fair the White Seed and Black Seed are just acting as they are intended to. They were not really aware.

The reason things are so fucked up is a bunch of old men with delusions of godhood found the instruction manual with warnings on what not to do and why they should not do it and decided that it was a brilliant idea.
 
Entry 34
Choices, choices.

Should I bring Adam with me to my appointment with Lilith? Should I just crush him here? Give him to Katsuragi wrapped up in a pretty red bow, along with a free Adam killing knife?

Why do all these option lead to Adams death? Because he's quite literally insane and I can hear? Well it's not exactly sound so much as his mental impression, but anyway I can literally hear his mad braying as he screams about taking all the souls and what he's going to do with them.

It's not exactly pleasant if you catch my meaning.

Plus he doesn't even seem to care about the Fraying of the universe, which dick move man. If the Wound in my universe is the equivalent of a nanoscopic scrape, then this universe is a paraplegic riddled with so many holes it might as well be made of swiss cheese.

With the right sensors, I can quiet literally hear it screaming.

So to hear that not only can Adam hear it too, but that he is actively reveling in it's pain?

Adam is going to die today, that I guarantee you.

After a slightly deeper scan of Adam I decide to let him live until I can meet with Lilith. She should know had to extract all of the souls he's hoarding without damaging them any further.

At least if she's not completely bonkers like Adam.

Speaking of souls, now that I'm close enough to get a scan of a human that wasn't in direct contact with an eva. I have to say they are pretty weird. All of them strangely uniform in a way I have a hard time explaining.

Usually souls are just their doing weird funky soul stuff, taking any shape they want. Here they do the same, but it's like instead of weird soul goo, they're made of lego's instead. Different shapes and architecture but in the end still made of legos.

It also probably the only reason they have managed to live at all, what with reality gradually shifting like a pool of water infected with heavy metals.

It's honestly kind of surprising that anything beyond single cell lifeforms managed to develop at all.

I have bad feeling about this.

Back on track, really I keep getting distracted by stuff.

So a quick Scan of Commander Katsuragi to make sure I didn't do any damage to her when I dragged the memory of Adam to the surface, and I'm off.

Central Dogma here I come.

The trip down is honestly rather dull, someone either deactivated the defenses or decided they weren't going to stop me anyhow and didn't bother to turn them on.

Either way the only interesting thing for the maybe four minute trip is how much the spear is vibrating. Damn thing looks like a nervous Chihuahua.

Central Dogma itself looks...

Well it looks like a Cultist's basement.

Bunch of dead malformed evas littering the ground, dark mood lighting. An almost god bisected and impaled upon a cross. Really who designed this place?

It was Seele wasn't it? They certainly seem the type.

Whatever time to get with the scanning to see whats going on with Lilith.

That, at the very least, makes some sense.

Lilith is well, she's in bad shape and most of it is the fault of humans.

At her base Lilith like any angel has a core, hers is in her neck. At some point, probably during her fight with Adam after losing her lance, her core was damaged and while this isn't actually that big of a deal for an angel of her power, some debris got stuck inside. Rendering her all but useless as far as doing just about anything that requires her physical body.

Then comes the humans who find her in this state, slowly healing before attaching to this cross after installing a device that only has two purposes as far as I can tell.

Once is to prevent her from healing her core any further.

The other was to try and steal her soul. Thankfully the humans screwed that up by jabbing her with the spear of Longinus first. This Screwed up their plans because while spear does technically immobilize when stabbed into either Adam or Lilith. They do this by essentially locking their soul in what amounts to another dimension.

They did however get a small fragment of her soul, that I can trace from here and it was apparently grafted onto Ayanami's own soul.

This is the honestly reason earth is still here, instead of cosmic dust. Why? because Lilith is using that small fragment of her soul to keep earth out of phase.

Preventing all of that orbital debris from destroying the planet.

I'm beginning to think that Humans in this universe just have a proclivity for Creative suicide.

Okay so fixing Lilith.

Not all the hard really, first step pull Adams spear out of Lilith. Ignore the rather melancholic spear's confusion and set it to hover alongside Lilith's spear.

Step two pull her off the cross, set her gently on the ground, roll her over and reveal the large almost spider like machine resting on her neck.

Step three rip it off, ignore the blood she literally doesn't have pain receptors, and huh I can literally feel her attention on me. That's rather neat all things considered.

Now what to do about her core? My nano machines should do the job nicely, all I have to do is get rid of the debris and she should be able to heal the rest all on her own. Near instantly if I calculated right. Just hope she doesn't see them as some kind of threat.

Quick spray of Nano Machines and in about a minute she should be clear.

Universal Repair System designation Lilith, was confused.

What the Hell was this robot and why was her spear hanging around it like an excited quadruped?
 
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Comander: Join me, and together we can fix multiple universes
Lilith: WTF do you mean Multiple!? The hell happened?
Comander: Right, so y creators were a bit more insane than these humans and...
Lilith: WTF!?
 
Thanks for the update!

She shoud know had to extract
should

there made of lego's instead
they are made

that anything single cell lifeforms
that any single cell lifeforms

her's is in her neck and at some point, probably during her fight with Adam after losing her lance. Her core was damaged
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her's is in her neck. At some point, probably during her fight with Adam after losing her lance, her core was damaged

This Screwed up their plans because while they do technically immobilize
A lot of 'theirs' in this and following text fragments. I assume some of those were about the spear, like:
This Screwed up their plans because while spear does technically immobilize
 
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I think you should just evacuate Evangelion-Earth into a slightly more stable universe (like yours). It sounds like their universe is pretty fucked.
 
The tragedy of it all is that the two Moons weren't supposed to land on the same planet. If Lilith had landed on Mars instead of Earth, humans and Angels would be able to coexist.
 
Congratulations, you now have a waifu.

She's very suited to rebuilding a universe too. Might be best to just teleport any biological life and their planets out to his home universe, shortcut to getting some life back home too.

And maybe with Lilith they can figure out some automated systems for repopulating everything since there's a lot to work through.

He already has trial-and-error'd data on fixing up molten, broken, and ash worlds, those are probably going to be the most common tbh.
 
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