I kind of want to see him expand, reclaim battlefield debris and then make a host of A.I. to travel around his universe fixing all the damaged planets and reseed them with life. Like he has done some stuff but its pretty limited to one solar system the wound and the eva universe. I get he has trauma but maybe an A.I. therapist or something can help him stop being so scatterbrained.
 
Entry 55
The Universe, MY universe wasn't a kind place at the moment.

It was filled with the wreckage of colossal battles warred every where from the core of a galaxy, to the void billions of light years from the nearest galaxy. It had been a conflict that fit very well with the human interpretation of a war between gods.

Not that I am one or anything, but I could definitely fight in a similar weight class.

Admittedly the universe was far from beyond recovery, and it bore only slight scars from my conflict. Mostly because even in their rampant state the stray commanders hadn't been that stupid. No the only wounds inflicted upon my own universe were, well made by me. It was necessary, something I knew very well, even if the memories themselves made my suppression protocols, I knew why I had done so.

The Last Wish Protocol had been a Hail Mary, made at the beginning of what looked to be a simple issue, and long dismissed as an option until there simply wasn't any other choice.

I hated it, I hated what I had been made to do, how I had covered this universe in a blanket of ash like no other.

I also know it was the only the solution, Neither the Progenitors that made me, nor I myself was capable of saving what had been left. Instead they gave the only thing they could, a mercy killing.

I know what I had done was wrong, but at the same time it was either that or oblivion for everything.

We weren't capable of winning the conflict, so they made it so I would ensure they didn't lose.

But that was a different story, one I didn't particularly want to remember in anything but superficial detail. No, my new Chassis was still being built, mostly because I was probably over focusing on it and as a result making it at a near glacial pace for me. As a result, I had some time on my hands.

So as I looked upon the universe with my uncountable number of sensors, watching planet size bits of debris and the remains of actual planets floating idly through space.

I decided It was about time I started cleaning up my own mess.

The first step was Kind of simple really, I had started a simulation trying to figure out exactly how I would start terraforming the universe, as well as cleaning up the mess I had left behind. It had been running nearly since I had woken up, regularly updated with new information or technology I had received.

After approximately about a trillion iterations (rounded down) I was finally satisfied with the results.

First step was to start cleaning out the space between stars, then the individual star systems.

To do that I needed a new kind of space ship, one adapted to safely recycle my own scraps as well as any anomalous material it stumbled across.

The result was what I'm going to call the Celestial Recycling Ship, or CRS. Admittedly it didn't look all that impressive by most vectors. It was essentially a giant cylinder, about the size of earth moon.

At least when it wasn't operating, once it was active the front would split off into rings that would fan off into a kind of skirt, with a spike inside. the ring would then be flooded with specially designed Shredder Nanites I'd based off the ash eaters. Needless to say they could reduce just about anything down to the atomic level.

The ring would emit a static field that would both keep the Shredder Nanites contained, as well as funneling anything into the nanites hold.

Otherwise said it was essentially a giant vacuum that would just speed through space reducing any stray debris down to space dust. Currently I had about four of them, by the end of the day I would have something like half a million.

I'd need about three million to sweep up my mess, so it was going to take a bit to have my swarm ready.

In other news, I'm ignoring the humans as hard as I possibly can, and Lilith has been petting Eva for about a week and a half now.

In My defense the humans have started a cult worshiping me and I don't want to deal with it.

I just want to play with my spiders, I didn't sign up for deification dammit!
 
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If you're going to clean up a universe, you're going to need far more than 3,000 mops and buckets CRS.
Because space is big.

"Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space."
― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
 
If you're going to clean up a universe, you're going to need far more than 3,000 mops and buckets CRS.
Because space is big.
He said 3 million, not 3 thousand.

I suspect that is just enough to do one galaxy in a reasonable timeframe, but some self replicating tech would allow that number to increase at a rate that allows it to keep up for pace for other galaxies in an expanding bubble around the starting location.
True, you don't worship Commanders, you warship them
Where's the 'groan' button? Oh well, I guess you'll have to get a laugh instead. :/
 
nice chapter thx for writing it
nice seeing him planning on restoring life in his own universe more spider species i guess
 
If you're going to clean up a universe, you're going to need far more than 3,000 mops and buckets CRS.
Because space is big.
Or a "vacuum cleaner" with gravitational power equivalent to a fair sized black-hole and the patience to wait as detritus from light years away drifts inwards.
One per star system.
I don't know how many stars still live in this universe but at least "a billion big vacuum cleaners" is logistically simpler than "a billion star systems and 10,000 vacuum cleaners for each of them..."
 
Entry 56
By the end of things I was going to have a lot of CRS.

Mostly because they were going to increase exponentially, replicating as they reached the required material needed to self duplicate. Even then it was going to take several sweeps of this galaxy before I was going to to be finished. See while the CRS can pick up pretty much anything, the first sweep was going to be dedicated solely to just Anomalous material.

A good thing seeing as most Exotic materials are basically just magic. They don't make any real sense, scientifically, with how they operate. They might as well be Comic book maguffins that just do something because the plot says so.

As a result there is a non zero chance of their being some random Anomalous material, floating around in a debris cloud, that could end all life in a solar system if it wasn't cleaned up right.

Hence the first sweep, was going to be very, very, thorough, and likely to take at least a century.

Not that long honestly, counting all the time I've blanked out to pet my roombas, and not counting void travel, the time I was rewinding time, and its been almost a little longer than three centuries since I first woke up.

Which, I'm not actually sure what to think about that.

Especially since it's only been about four years since Life started to form on N5. The oldest biological lifeforms in this solar system not counting anything not native to this reality, is only about three years old.

For some reason that really sets off my Paranoia.

You know that big bang I stole/replaced?

I still have that, and it's actually a drain on resources to keep it. Mostly because I have to constantly funnel power towards it, otherwise it will, you know, go off. Wouldn't be pretty let me tell you that.

So, I have to do something about that.

Wonder if I can force into a solid form? Might make a material, for something? I'll get back to you on that.

Maybe I should stop acting like someone is actually reading these logs? I can actually talk to someone now! Even if Lilith has kind of just shut down and been petting the EVA marble for almost a month? I should probably do something about that actually.

There is a Species of Giant mouse on N5.

I'm not sure how to feel about really, because its- well its about the size of a semi truck, it has fur tough enough to imitate tank armor. But it's a giant mouse??? I kind of want to hug it because it looks so soft, but at the same time its just a big mouse? How the heck has it's species survived this long?

It doesn't have anything really special that would have given it an edge besides really thick fur, and that's it? They don't reproduce crazy quick, they don't breathe fire, they don't have some kind of biological horror factor like seemingly everything else on N5.

I'm honestly curious what the FECS was planning with this one because it really shouldn't have survived.

It's honestly starting to freak me out.

HOW ARE YOU ALIVE!? WHAT ARE YOUR SECRETS!?!?
 
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You know that big bang I stole/replaced?

I still have that, and it's actually a drain on resources to keep it. Mostly because I have to constantly funnel power towards it, otherwise it will, you know, go off. Wouldn't be pretty let me tell you that.

So, I have to do something about that.
You should just find a gap between the universes and shove it in there to go boom.

Make a note to check back in 13.8 billion years to see if you've got Harry Potter in there or what.
 
I was about to say. It is alive for the same reason the Capybara is alive. It gives zero shits about anything trying to eat it. The predators find the lack of reaction disturbing.
No, it does give a shit, it's just a distant shit. Capybara managed to evolve without generational trauma thanks to a lack of predators. Then they became big and now they became interesting. Look up Casual Geographic's video about it on Youtube.
 
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