Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

And with that, AQ has officially come to a close after two years and two months of nonsense. It's been a blast writing with you guys and I hope you all had as much fun as I did.

I don't know if I'll be doing another quest in the near future, but I am looking at picking up my Star Wars story Passion again. I also had an idea for Saitama the Pokemon Trainer, so we'll see if that ever gets off the ground.

May the good blood guide your way, you Protestant fuckbuckets.

Congrats man. I mean it, this was amazing.

But if I may ask, what would have happened if we had gone Monster Of God again?
 
The ride's finally over it seems.

I'll miss it, but seeing it through to the end was a hell of a blast.

Once again, thanks for the last two years of fun @Tricia.
 
Thanks for the quest, @Tricia. I'm still wondering though, what happened to Alfred? He's the biggest loose end I can think of. I'd love a final omake with his reaction when arriving at Cainhurst to find a decapitated Annalise and how he later reacted when meeting her head in the chapel.
I'm curious how it would've ended if Anderson became the Monster of God again. Would he be different this time?
I'm a little curious about this as well.
 
I think we're all overlooking the most important question and person of all, really.
"Alright. Whatever happened to Bergholt Stuttley Johnson?"
He leans back in his chair, some pep regained. "Gods, can you even imagine? Humanity lives out its time in the universe, accomplishing great things that ultimately fade away with it until our only lasting legacy is Bloody Stupid Johnson wandering the cosmos for all eternity. It's enough to make a man religious."
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego B.S. Johnson? :p Where is he now, I mean, and what is he up to? ;)
 
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Now we only need for Anderson to have an adventure within the Dark Souls universe. I would not mind seeing that crazy bastard murderize his way through all the unbelievers like Aldrich or Nito.
 
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[X] Sequel

:V

In all seriousness though, this has been a wild ride, and I have to say I'm sad to see it go. I'll be looking forward to your next quest with anticipation.
 
Aldrich sure, but Nito did nothing wrong.
True, however being a literal embodiment of death who is not apart of Anderson's religion might make him slightly angry and can you really say that the abridged version of Anderson is really that sane? Regardless I'd love to see a Dark Souls crossover with abridged!Anderson. Or pretty much any much any good Dark Souls centered quest as there seems to be a lack of those.
 
True, however being a literal embodiment of death who is not apart of Anderson's religion might make him slightly angry and can you really say that the abridged version of Anderson is really that sane? Regardless I'd love to see a Dark Souls crossover with abridged!Anderson. Or pretty much any much any good Dark Souls centered quest as there seems to be a lack of those.
Them never having had a chance to hear the Good Word ought to earn some leniency.
 
True, however being a literal embodiment of death who is not apart of Anderson's religion might make him slightly angry and can you really say that the abridged version of Anderson is really that sane? Regardless I'd love to see a Dark Souls crossover with abridged!Anderson. Or pretty much any much any good Dark Souls centered quest as there seems to be a lack of those.
Anderson: "What? No horse? Fuckit, guess yer a Great One. Here, 'ave a Bible and a cross. That shithole world ya live in seems ta be in dire need of a guiding light that doesn't fade out every so often."

The Chosen Undead, on the other hand...

"Wait...how many souls have you devoured and weaponized!? Fuckin' hell, you make Alucard seem like a bloody pansy! Don't worry...I'll forgive ya, as soon as I release those poor souls."

*Chosen Undead Respawns*

"...wait, you serious? I can jus' keep killing you over and over, for as long as I bloody well please!? This must be a blessin'! Die again, ya soul-eating fuckbucket!"
 
Now I'm really starting to hope someone makes a Dark Souls quest featuring abridged!Anderson. Guess I'll just hope and pray that someone eventually does that.
 
Thanks for the quest, @Tricia. I'm still wondering though, what happened to Alfred? He's the biggest loose end I can think of. I'd love a final omake with his reaction when arriving at Cainhurst to find a decapitated Annalise and how he later reacted when meeting her head in the chapel.

I'm a little curious about this as well.

Alfred was busy fighting assorted Chalice Dungeon baddies when things got un-inceptioned. He'd find Cainhurst around when Team Anderson went back to secure the library and Annalise's body (as incentive for good behavior), at which point hijinks would ensue. They might include Anderson using Annalise's head to knock Alfred cold if he got too antsy

Monster of God would have been bad end. Planterson consumes Moon Presence, Dream disintegrates, he goes on holy crusade through Yharnam.
 
Alfred was busy fighting assorted Chalice Dungeon baddies when things got un-inceptioned. He'd find Cainhurst around when Team Anderson went back to secure the library and Annalise's body (as incentive for good behavior), at which point hijinks would ensue. They might include Anderson using Annalise's head to knock Alfred cold if he got too antsy

Interesting!

Regarding other characters who were out of sight...whatever happened to Master Valtr and his League Confederates? Were they just chopping up snakes in the Forbidden Woods or something?

Additionally, whatever happened to Henryk? Did he go mad when confronted with the graves of Gascoigne and Viola, like in the base game?
 
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True, however being a literal embodiment of death who is not apart of Anderson's religion might make him slightly angry and can you really say that the abridged version of Anderson is really that sane? Regardless I'd love to see a Dark Souls crossover with abridged!Anderson. Or pretty much any much any good Dark Souls centered quest as there seems to be a lack of those.
I mean, Nito's basically just trying to provide mankind with an afterlife of any kind instead of just being damned to walk the Earth forever. Being told about a possible way to continue performing his self-imposed duties even as the Fire dies would probably make the Gravelord fairly open to conversion.

No, what'd piss Anderson the fuck off would be Seathe.
 
I mean, Nito's basically just trying to provide mankind with an afterlife of any kind instead of just being damned to walk the Earth forever. Being told about a possible way to continue performing his self-imposed duties even as the Fire dies would probably make the Gravelord fairly open to conversion.

No, what'd piss Anderson the fuck off would be Seathe.
The betraying his own kind thing, or the experiments in an attempt to become immortal?

He'd be cool with Nito as Nito is chill, he's probably pity the Witch of Izalith and her daughters.

Aldrich and Sulivhan are gonna die horribly.
 
And with that, AQ has officially come to a close after two years and two months of nonsense. It's been a blast writing with you guys and I hope you all had as much fun as I did.

I don't know if I'll be doing another quest in the near future, but I am looking at picking up my Star Wars story Passion again. I also had an idea for Saitama the Pokemon Trainer, so we'll see if that ever gets off the ground.

May the good blood guide your way, you Protestant fuckbuckets.

Saitama pokemon trainer would be pretty rad.
 
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