Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

[X] That...explains a lot.
- [X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
 
Ah, I didn't realize they were only a typo apart. Maybe I should stop starting to write each update at 10:00 PM.

Honestly, I've had a bunch of really close votes and haven't been as consistent as I'd like with conglomerating them. It's mostly judgment calls and I do apologize.

I assure you I had no intention of forcing a result. The impact of beseeching won't change if you had done it, will do it, or want to wait a few updates.



It's mostly a combination of terror, respect, and that feeling you get when your friend puts ketchup on his twinkies. Even the ones whom he's had deep, heart-baring moments with recognize that there's something slightly off about him and pretty much none of them are sure if it's intentional or not.

Well, for the record, there's still room to edit. Until you've written the next update, there aren't any plot holes or contradictions to deal with. I'm fairly sure the results of praying will just be a few small paragraphs at best. We all know God doesn't like to interfere in mortal affairs very much these days, though Anderson's Catholic powers may be an exception.
 
Permission to repost this to the out of context quotes thread ma'am?

Go nuts!

Well, for the record, there's still room to edit. Until you've written the next update, there aren't any plot holes or contradictions to deal with. I'm fairly sure the results of praying will just be a few small paragraphs at best. We all know God doesn't like to interfere in mortal affairs very much these days, though Anderson's Catholic powers may be an exception.

Putting on my writer hat, I like the flow of the update as is and don't see a place to organically shove that in, but I'll include the beseeching in the next update without the need for it to be in the votes.
 
[X] That...explains a lot.
-[X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
--[X] Beseech the LORD to restore ROM's mind. You don't like the idea of bringing risk to wee ones like the kids, so some way to avoid that would be very much appreciated.
 
[X] That...explains a lot.
-[X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
 
[X] That...explains a lot.
- [X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
-[X] So if we're in a dream, whose dream is it?
 
[X] That...explains a lot.
- [X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
-[X] So if we're in a dream, whose dream is it?
 
[X] That...explains a lot.
- [X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
-[X] So if we're in a dream, whose dream is it?
 
Let's not try summoning a TV, remember: In Yharnam, nobody knows you're quoting Boondock Saints.
Very true.

[X] That...explains a lot.
-[X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
--[X] Beseech the LORD to restore ROM's mind. You don't like the idea of bringing risk to wee ones like the kids, so some way to avoid that would be very much appreciated.
 
[X] That...explains a lot.
-[X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
--[X] Beseech the LORD to restore ROM's mind. You don't like the idea of bringing risk to wee ones like the kids, so some way to avoid that would be very much appreciated.
 
It's mostly a combination of terror, respect, and that feeling you get when your friend puts ketchup on his twinkies. Even the ones whom he's had deep, heart-baring moments with recognize that there's something slightly off about him and pretty much none of them are sure if it's intentional or not.

I would question about why none of them realized Anderson is insane but then, this IS Bloodborne we are talking about and people without all their marvels that nontheless were highly functional must have been depressingly common even before everything went to shit.
 
[X] That...explains a lot.
-[X] And here I thought Heinkel was being paranoid when she insisted watching Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday.
--[X] Beseech the LORD to restore ROM's mind. You don't like the idea of bringing risk to wee ones like the kids, so some way to avoid that would be very much appreciated.

Unfortunately, NO ONE in Yharnam knows of Boondock Saints. We should rectify this after all this crap is over.
 
I realize that Rom is basically brain dead and they want to kill whatever's behind it, but do they need to kill any of the other old ones? Looking at the descriptions for ones like Mergo's Wet Nurse and the Orphan of Kos they seem comparatively sympathetic, and since they have an actual friendly old one with them maybe they can deal with them without necessarily needing to kill them, since the theory is that the nightmare ends by collecting that piece of umbilical cord.
 
The theory is that the nightmare ends by collecting that piece of umbilical cord.
You do know where that piece of umbilical cord comes from, right? The source of the nightmare, protected by Mergo's Wet Nurse, and collected after the source bites the dust, so to speak. It's that thing that's crying during and a little bit after the boss fight.

Mergo's Wet Nurse is not open for negotiation, not unless it differs radically from established events.
 
You do know where that piece of umbilical cord comes from, right? The source of the nightmare, protected by Mergo's Wet Nurse, and collected after the source bites the dust, so to speak. It's that thing that's crying during and a little bit after the boss fight.

Mergo's Wet Nurse is not open for negotiation, not unless it differs radically from established events.
I was basing that on the theory that I saw that Mergo is actually the Moon Presence and the reason for the nightmare is that the school of mensis tried to contact the moon presence using the umbilical cord and went horribly right, and when they contacted it it ended up loosing the scourge and the Moon Presence created the nightmare and the dream to give humans a fighting chance against the beasts. On that point now I have no idea what it's actually still doing there guarding the "call" so who knows.
 
Point of No Return
You let her statement linger for a few moments so as not to interrupt any dramatic lightning crashes or other ominous punctuation. When it becomes clear that the local weather systems have no gift for drama, you follow Yurie inside and plop down onto one of the nicer chairs, avoiding the spear still embedded in it from the bust incident.

"That explains a lot, actually," you say. "And here I thought Heinkel was bein' paranoid when she insisted that watchin' Inception would come in handy for fieldwork someday."

Silence. You look around at their impassive faces, although Ebrietas's is kind of impassive by default. "No questions?"

"You'd just reply with 'nothin'' or go into some convoluted explanation of your home dimension that would raise more questions," Simon responds.

"You," you say with an accusatory finger, "are the biggest Goddamn spoilsport."

"Anyway," says Yurie, pile-driving the conversation back into place, "Ebrietas and I are confident in our theory."

"I don't have any evidence ta the contrary, so I'll roll with it. The real question is whose dream this is."

"Whoever it is, they're behind Rom. Neither the Hunters' Nightmare nor the Hunters' Dream have anywhere near as much tangible impact on Yharnam as that place. Based on our observations, the realm contains both its own host and that of Yharnam; their consciousness didn't make the pilgrimage to its creation that the others did."

"How exactly did you determine this?" says Simon.

"Signal emission. Among other things, Byrgenwerth excelled in the study of realms beyond our own and we developed instruments to measure their infringement on our reality. Everything has its own frequency, which we can catalog and derive working theories from based on its intensity and presence among atypical phenomena." Yurie wheels a chalkboard out from somewhere among the buckling bookshelves and goes to work; Simon appears genuinely enthralled by her sketching. "Ebrietas, being a Great One, is naturally attuned to these frequencies and can identify them with ease. Upon observing the flow of influence around Rom's barrier, she matched it with that surrounding the victims of the 'plague' while simultaneously establishing the presence of its host."

Ebrietas somehow manages to beam.

Yurie tries to launch into further exposition, but instead hacks up some ugly coughs and takes a deep pull of water. "I'm sorry; still not used to talking this much."

"Not a problem," Simon replies.

"In any case," she continues after some undignified throat-clearing, "that's where we stand. The one upside is that we appear to be in a sort of stasis, possibly due to Father Anderson's influence."

"Ye mean the fact that I'm here or my body count?"

"Either or," she shrugs. "If you elect to kill Rom, and I firmly suggest you do, things will go south immediately. Until then, however, we seem to be stuck in a sort of limbo. If there's anything you need to take care of, do it first. You have, as far as we can tell, all the time in the world."

"Knew it was fuckin' Limbo," you say with a righteous snap of your fingers. Simon's influence again precludes a reaction, leaving you to grump into the musty cushions with renewed vigor.

Yurie, whose chalkboard has become an impenetrable mess of recursive scribbles, sits down and takes another drink. Ebrietas gives her a reassuring tentacle-pat. They seem like good influences on each other; maybe Yurie can help tutor your squishiest disciple in the extensive and oft-contradictory ways of man.

"I've been here alone for literally longer than I can fathom," Yurie rasps, voice a tattered tenor. "I've had every opportunity to fix this, but I've been too chickenshit to follow through. I told myself that I just needed more data, needed to be absolutely sure before I did anything. I just didn't want to be responsible for whatever happened next." She chokes out a laugh. "At least I have you to dump that on now."

[] Keep talking
-[] About?

[] Go after Rom

[] Go to
-[] The Chapel
-[] The Dream
-[] The Nightmare

[] Write in...
 
Oh.

Well then.

Let's... not... kill Rom immediately.

Because it sounds like horrible things'll happen if we do.

And that would be bad.
 
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[X] Approach Rom and call upon the Father, Son and Holy Ghost to heal the Giant spider/bug/ whatever it is mind.
-[X] If this does not work attempt to transplant the Vampire Queen's brain into Rom's empty skull. This is cannot go wrong.
 
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Oh.

Well then.

Let's... not... kill Rom immediately.

Because it sounds like horrible things'll happen if we do.

And that would be bad.
You have played Bloodborne right? Leaving Rom alive is literally an option we don't have.

So. We can go to The Dream, and grill Gehrman, which might lead to his boss fight 'bad idea', or we go to the Hunter's Nightmare, and we hunt down and kill Kos.

[X] Go to
-[X] The Nightmare
 
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