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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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Okibruez said:
You know. We could just put her head in the room with That Bust. Facing it. Leave her there to contemplate her truest sin for as much of time as she takes to get a fresh body.

... But no, no. Into the sleeves. No way that ends poorly.
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YES

[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[x] Chain her up in front of the bust so that she would sit there securely for the rest of eternity and contemplate her sins until she achieves true repentance. Or enlightenment. Either works.
 
Strunkriidiisk said:
I was honestly hoping she'd pass the test, because Anderson's frustration would've been hilarious.
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So was I, but then I realised that now we get to carry around a sassy disembodied head. That seemed a pretty good consolation prize.

[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.

Onwards, into SLEEVELAND!
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
-[X] Go ask Ebrietas if she can figure out a way to make sure this fucking heretic stays dead.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
-[X] Go ask Ebrietas if she can figure out a way to make sure this fucking heretic stays dead.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Go ask Ebrietas if she can figure out a way to make sure this fucking heretic stays dead.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[x] Chain her up in front of the bust so that she would sit there securely for the rest of eternity and contemplate her sins until she achieves true repentance. Or enlightenment. Either works.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
-[X] Go ask Ebrietas if she can figure out a way to make sure this fucking heretic stays dead.

THIS MOST EXCELLENT CATHOLIC QUEST.

I CANNOT STOP SMILING. (Because Laughing would disturb the people around me.)
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
-[X] Go ask Ebrietas if she can figure out a way to make sure this fucking heretic stays dead.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
-[X] Go ask Ebrietas if she can figure out a way to make sure this fucking heretic stays dead.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
-[X] Go ask Ebrietas if she can figure out a way to make sure this fucking heretic stays dead.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
 
In the sleeves, in the sleeves, in the sleeves.

Fucking heathen

[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
[X] Declare that you intend to turn Castle Cainhurst into an amusement park themed around your sleeve and things you have inside of it.
 
The Grim Squeaker said:
I'm curious why filthy pagan queenie did burn, was God just like "Nah fuck the bitch, healing church had it right, Vile motherfuckers!"
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Honestly, I was (pleasantly) surprised by the cross suggestion and spent a while trying to think of what the result would be. I was originally thinking "not burn" but upon further examination, the whole "immortal who sends out warriors to kill people and bring back their weird bloodsperm so she can have a bloodbaby" thing tipped it in favor of burning.

The Church may have been evil but an evil clock can be right twice a day.
 
[X] "Ye're a real disappointin' vampire, ye know that? Freaky disembodied talking head thing aside, I mean. Even that crimson fucker couldn't quite do that." Grumble about not getting a decent fight.
[X] Take her with you
-[X] Into the Sleeves she goes.
-[X] Go ask Ebrietas if she can figure out a way to make sure this fucking heretic stays dead.
 
Why do we have to have Ebrietas do something so troublesome and potentially bad for the poor girl's psyche? Why not give the head to Hope as a gift or toss it into the Nightmare or something?
 
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