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Anderson Quest: Killing Vampires and Werewolves and Leprechauns (Hellsing/Bloodborne)

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[X] Try to re-fetch Alfred, he might not know yet but this is the perfect opportunity for him us to check if he's Axis of Righteousness material (VAMPIRES.).
[X] Then go back to Byrgenwerth
-[X] Go to Hemwick
-[X] Prepare a pre-asskicking speech and make it clear that you will not have anyone interrupt you. Dealing with bullshit vampires is your favorite pastime.

I'm doing it right, am I?
 
JuliusClonkus said:
[X] Try to re-fetch Alfred, he might not know yet but this is the perfect opportunity for him us to check if he's Axis of Righteousness material (VAMPIRES.).
[X] Then go back to Byrgenwerth
-[X] Go to Hemwick
-[X] Prepare a pre-asskicking speech and make it clear that you will not have anyone interrupt you. Dealing with bullshit vampires is your favorite pastime.

I'm doing it right, am I?
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Yep.

[X] Try to re-fetch Alfred, he might not know yet but this is the perfect opportunity for him us to check if he's Axis of Righteousness material (VAMPIRES.).
[X] Then go back to Byrgenwerth
-[X] Go to Hemwick
-[X] Prepare a pre-asskicking speech and make it clear that you will not have anyone interrupt you. Dealing with bullshit vampires is your favorite pastime.
 
Varriety said:
Were the Cainhursts' badness ever really expanded upon? Beyond using 'bad' blood?
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Anderson's been told that they're vampires.

Or the closest thing to vampires this sorry excuse for a neighborhood has.

Anderson being Anderson, he shouldn't need much of a reason to grab a bowl of his favorite cereal.
 
JuliusClonkus said:
Anderson's been told that they're vampires.

Or the closest thing to vampires this sorry excuse for a neighborhood has.

Anderson being Anderson, he shouldn't need much of a reason to grab a bowl of his favorite cereal.
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But where'd he get a leprechaun to bleed for Lucky Charms?

Ok, so the Executioners were just another tool of the Church, eliminating something they didn't like (couched in terms of dirty blood and whatnot).
 
Varriety said:
But where'd he get a leprechaun to bleed for Lucky Charms?

Ok, so the Executioners were just another tool of the Church, eliminating something they didn't like (couched in terms of dirty blood and whatnot).
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Even a broken clock is right twice a day. Unless it's one of them newfangled digital clocks, which is only right when time itself has ended.

And with fucking bloodsuckers you can never be sure if they don't somehow manage to do that.

Besides, it's not like we murdered Ebrietas after we kicked down her door and went on a rant of righteous fury.
 
Anderson made friends and converted(?) an eldritch abomination. I'm pretty sure he can befriend a knockoff vampire. After all, EVERYONE in this setting drinks/uses the blood of others, if Anderson can look past that and befriend them I'm sure he can do the same with Annalise .

Unless it's as I expect and she is just schrodinger!Alucard who decided he/she wanted to see what his/her best buddy is up to.
 
[X] Try to re-fetch Alfred, he might not know yet but this is the perfect opportunity for him us to check if he's Axis of Righteousness material (VAMPIRES.).
[X] Then go back to Byrgenwerth
-[X] Go to Hemwick
-[X] Prepare a pre-asskicking speech and make it clear that you will not have anyone interrupt you. Dealing with bullshit vampires is your favorite pastime.

Fuck it, changing vote.
 
I'm still hoping Alucard is Oedon myself.

Which would make Annalise his mother-in-law (sort of) by way of Arianna.

Which means we need to befriend her, at the very least. Just to spite Alucard.
 
Lovnag said:
Alfred is boring.
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This guy? You think he's boring?

[X] Try to re-fetch Alfred, he might not know yet but this is the perfect opportunity for him us to check if he's Axis of Righteousness material(VAMPIRES.).
[X] Then go back to Byrgenwerth
-[X] Go to Hemwick
-[X] Prepare a pre-asskicking speech and make it clear that you will not have anyone interrupt you. Dealing with bullshit vampires is your favorite pastime.
 
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[X] Try to re-fetch Alfred, he might not know yet but this is the perfect opportunity for him us to check if he's Axis of Righteousness material(VAMPIRES.).
[X] Then go back to Byrgenwerth
-[X] Go to Hemwick
-[X] Prepare a pre-asskicking speech and make it clear that you will not have anyone interrupt you. Dealing with bullshit vampires is your favorite pastime.
 
JuliusClonkus said:
Or the closest thing to vampires this sorry excuse for a neighborhood has.
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I would argue that normal people in Yharnam are pretty vampiric. Just look at the description for the Pungent Blood Cocktail.

NitroFumetsu said:
This guy? You think he's boring?
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Yes. He is entirely driven by the commands of the Church, and either doesn't know or doesn't care about how horrible it is. Other than his reaction to the Queen, he's just a cookie-cutter paragon being led astray. He's Soliare 2.0 without the things that made Solaire great.
 
[X] Try to re-fetch Alfred, he might not know yet but this is the perfect opportunity for him us to check if he's Axis of Righteousness material(VAMPIRES.).
[X] Then go back to Byrgenwerth
-[X] Go to Hemwick
-[X] Prepare a pre-asskicking speech and make it clear that you will not have anyone interrupt you. Dealing with bullshit vampires is your favorite pastime.
 
[X] Try to re-fetch Alfred, he might not know yet but this is the perfect opportunity for him us to check if he's Axis of Righteousness material(VAMPIRES.).
[X] Then go back to Byrgenwerth
-[X] Go to Hemwick
-[X] Prepare a pre-asskicking speech and make it clear that you will not have anyone interrupt you. Dealing with bullshit vampires is your favorite pastime.
 
adaer said:
Nah, I'm just hoping for amusing dialogue with the Queen and a cool fight, rather than just the sounds of Alfred flattening her with a wheel.
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Pretty much this.

We already know exactly what happens if Alfred comes along for the ride; he grinds her into paste, rants incoherently, and then heads off to top himself because he's gone and removed his only reason for living.

That's neither funny nor interesting.
 
He's also pretty far into the early stages of the beast plague, so it's really only a matter of time until he snuffs it.

About the fight-part: I'm guessing you guys mean Logarius, right? The Queen is in no way a fighter.
 
SpiritualSlacker said:
He's also pretty far into the early stages of the beast plague, so it's really only a matter of time until he snuffs it.

About the fight-part: I'm guessing you guys mean Logarius, right? The Queen is in no way a fighter.
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Actually, that's a good point. Given my prior assumptions about Alfred, he might well try to appeal to Logarius that he should totes get an all-access pass to the Vampire Queen, be refused on grounds of "you're a dumbass", then flip his shit and get torn to ribbons trying to kill Logarius.
 
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